/b/ - Siberia

May I inquire the Dialectical-Materialist explanation for this phenomenon?

The Chrimblini are a cursed line of wizards dating back to 30,000 years ago. The most notable effects of their curse are as follows:
-Buttholes for eyes
-Eyes for teeth
-Teeth for a butthole
-Born with the shape and wrinkles of a fat 80 year old Jewish man
-A tentacle protruding from the chin.

The pipe they are seen always smoking is in-fact not a pipe, but a large hollow bone shaped like a pipe. This bone is attached to both the jaw and has a loose connection to the brainstem. Removal of the pipe is excruciatingly painful and results in almost immediate death. The connection is so loose that just bumping it could mean certain death, and thus the Crimblini must constantly use it's tentacle appendage to hold up the pipe. Tobacco and preferably Marijuana are added to make this a less stupid and boring experience.

On the top of it's head is a very thickly woven patch of hair, always formed into the shape of a wizard hat. Upon autopsy, it is shown that it is hollow and has the top of their brain protruding through it. Any attempt at a haircut results in immediate brain death.

The only way for the Crimblini to reproduce is incestuously with another Crimblini. Being all men, one Crimblini is chosen to burden the Rite of Bearing after a brutal trial by combat, usually by breaking all of the legs and arms of the losing Crimblini so that it might not refuse. After the mating ritual the crippled, immobile Crimbini experiences an 8 hour process in which a fully grown Crimblini begins to form in his intestines and slowly burrow it's way out of the urethra, killing the original Crimblini in the process. Because of this, only 4 Crimblini's can exist at any given time.

Known to say: "It's a living."

Why does MTG look like a literal neanderthal?

Is Bo Burnham a grifter?

How will the human body change when our pursuit of aesthetics becomes unbridled from any material (and possibly physical) limitation? When the body no longer must weigh down the true beauty it desires for worldly considerations of utility and function, what form will it take? I think anime and a lot of furry art are unconscious pursuits of theoretical attempts at discovering this sort or 'pure aesthetic' ( but are short sighted due to their primitive reality, like how we look at people of the past and their predictions on what the future would hold ) . I think it is generally bothersome and unhelpful to think about this for people, though - but I don't think I've heard enough about the infinite extrapolation of aesthetics with no external pressures enough.
>porn addiction - the post
I see no problem with pornography that adds to the pool of aesthetic discourse, otherwise though, I'd agree it is a problem.

Reminder that leftists should incorporate more dark offensive humor and slurs into their vocabulary.

As a mixed person, this racebait porn meme is really uncomfortable. Do normies still see interracial relationships as this wierd thing? Even on reddit they are BBC obsessed, its makes me feel sick - normoids really do see africans as braindead sexually-vulgar apes in their roleplay to this day, lmao

After reading Incelwiki and watching IncelTV on youtube, how can socialism ever be compatible with feminism when uncontrolled hypergamy would just cause an incel rebellion and destroy the entire system?

Just drop feminism bs and enforce monogy.

have you ever met a gusano in real life?

do you wish you were born with blonde hair and blue eyes?