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 No.20521[Last 50 Posts]

I wanna bounce on a cock so bad my pussy wet 24/7 I can't stop masturbating I just want someone inside of me
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 No.20523

I don't know what to tell you OP, sometimes I have the same problem
I just hope you're not watching too much porn
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 No.20526

>pussy
Nice LARP
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 No.20527

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.
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 No.20528

>>20526
I wish
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 No.20529

Do you have a dildo or a vibrator?
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 No.20530

>>20521
whats stopping you from going on a dating app and getting a partner?
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 No.20533

Are you the same femanon who said she had a crush on a NEET back in the pick up artist thread?
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 No.20534

>>20533
No that's me
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 No.20535

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saem
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 No.20536

I feel sorry for christcom
https://nhentai.net/g/351225/
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 No.20538

>>20521
Only if your an actual girl, no trannies for me
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 No.20539

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 No.20541

>>20539
p tame tbh
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 No.20546

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 No.20547

>>20546
thx I'm a nazi now
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 No.20548

>>20546
fuck lolicon, pedos should be shot
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 No.20550

>>20536
>>20539
>>20541
>>20546
Wtf is wrong you, how can yourself to be a leftist and post this shit? Angel poster did nothing wrong,
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 No.20551

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>>20548
>fuck lolicon
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 No.20552

>>20538
You have no taste
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 No.20553

>>20552
He’s a virtue signaling /pol/yp, we all know he secretly Jack’s off to trap porn every night.
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 No.20555

>>20550
yeah wtf bros we all knwo shotacon is the patrician choice
https://nhentai.net/g/257755/
https://nhentai.net/g/290695/
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 No.20556

>nhentai
cringe
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 No.20749

>not being into dogs
fucking casuals
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 No.20752

Are you perchance the OP of this thread >>19201
?
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 No.20756

Imagine believing women lurk this website
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 No.20767

>>20756

some do likely, but like most internet spaces other than insta/yt/pinterest they're likely a small minority, like 5-10% of the board or less id estimate
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 No.20771

>>20546
only 140 with necrophilia tag? that's surprising tbh
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 No.20773

>Seemingly doesn’t hate men
So def not Femanon
Tho I’m thinking….yea this is LARPing male
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 No.20774

>>20767
>Women only use the mindless shit sites
Lmaoooooo
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 No.20782

>>20773
There are multiple fem anons you know…
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 No.20784

>>20782
Yea
Like two
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 No.20785

>>20784
Now there's a third I guess
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 No.20790

>>20546
the fuck is a dilf ? did they misspell milf?
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 No.20793

>>20790
You may not know it but milf is actually an acronym.
It stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck".
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 No.20794

>>20521
Everyone CEASE BEING HORNY
HORNY IS NOW BANNED, except at my house ;)
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 No.20800

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>>20794
only if your house look like this.
(seriously imagine fucking someone on such a rooftop with this view .)
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 No.20801

>>20550
What cucked Japs authors did won't go unnoticed. They shall face severe consequences & appropriate punishments.
>>20555
Including likes of you.
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 No.20802

>>20800
Eh honestly it depends for me, I'm sometimes feeling the purple, sometimes I enjoy a bright sterile white, and other times the natural messiness of a busy person's conventional bedroom
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 No.20807

>>20784
>>20785
Most people don't mention their gender online, and the default assumption is usually that they're male.
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 No.20817

>>20800
Absolutely bourgeois.
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 No.20820

>>20800
a porkys heaven
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 No.20836

>>20790
DILF is "dad I'd like to fuck" but hentai sites use it to mean any middle aged man, which due to the nature of most anime porn, is often an ugly ass dude that nobody would like to fuck, instead of attractive dads like the acronym implies.
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 No.20837

>>20756
>>20773
>>20774
You need to go back
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 No.20838

>>20800
Is this fucking Sopranos sci-fi fan art?
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 No.20846

>>20801
nooo don't punish me anon uwu
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 No.21010

>>20552
Join 41% tranny
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 No.21011

>>21010
seeth
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 No.21035

Ah /b/, never stop being horny.
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 No.21040

>skyscrapers
>neon signs
That’s capitalism!
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 No.21361

>>20553
>everyone i don't like is /pol/!!!
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 No.21370

>>21361
>Things I never said
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 No.21614

OP why don't you post porn you like? Share the good stuff
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 No.21617

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>>20756
newfag
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 No.23847

I'm in the same situation right now.
Maybe it has something to do with the menstrual cycle?
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 No.23850

>>23847
>menstrual cycle
Nice LARP
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 No.23854

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>>23850
shut up fagger
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/all-about-sex/201503/how-the-menstrual-cycle-affects-womens-libido
I'm actually kind of concerned because I feel like my cycle is fucked. I don't think this should be happening now as I'm probably a few days away from menstruating. Bad eating and sleeping habits probably have something to do with that.
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 No.23863

>>21614
Porn is made for men, most of the time the guy is too ugly and I can't get off to it, I can also tell when the girl isn't having a good time and is faking it which is like 90% of the time. Plus a lot of porn is revenge porn or has trafficked or abused women in it. So I don't watch it. Maybe I should find some good hentai though, maybe they have some female-focused ones.
>>23854
It's worse when I'm on my period probably because of all the fluid
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 No.23888

>>23863
There is porn that is made specifically for women.

Also there are plenty of horny men out there you can find. I imagine after the coronavirus shit is over there will be a lot of sex to make up for lost time.
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 No.23891

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>>23863
>Porn is made for men
Well, it didn't have to be live-action porn specifically, it could also be written erotica, audio, or art, which aren't exclusively for men. Recently I've been monitoring the femporn thread on /h/ after someone recommended it to me (though it might've been you). There's some good stuff in there. Also there have been a couple of female-oriented hentai anime released lately by ComicFesta, like XL Joushi, but I don't like them that much. They're probably the first hentai anime for women though so I expect them to improve in the future. Men with no nipples? What the fuck. There's also Eternity: Shinya no Nurekoi Channel which is by another company so this kind of stuff will probably become more popular in the coming years.
As for real porn, I only watch it on very rare occasions, generally avoiding amateur stuff, but I've been put off by professionally produced porn too as of late, thankfully.
>most of the time the guy is too ugly
Deviant Kade, though… pic related
>>23863
>It's worse when I'm on my period probably because of all the fluid
You mean it gets messy? I wear pads and go to the bathroom constantly to change them and clean myself. And since I fap without touching myself it doesn't get messy.

>>23888
>Also there are plenty of horny men out there you can find.
I don't think that's OP's point (neither is it mine) but now I'm also wondering whether I can hook up with my ex.
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 No.23892

>>23891
>And since I fap without touching myself it doesn't get messy.
How? Dildo?
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 No.23894

>>23892
No, that would be even worse, wouldn't it? I rub against the corner of a table or the edge of a toilet, which has unfortunately also ruined my sensitivity down there since I've always done it that way.
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 No.23895

>>23894
Oh I guess I should've clarified that I'm a guy and that I wasn't the anon you were replying to so i have no idea how female masturbation works.
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 No.23899

>>23895
Yeah, I knew that, don't worry. There are many ways to do it, but most people just stick to one.
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 No.23954

>>23891

>I don't think that's OP's point


>I wanna bounce on a cock so bad my pussy wet 24/7 I can't stop masturbating I just want someone inside of me
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 No.23956

>>23955
yeah she should masturbate like a real man
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 No.23965

Is it true that women tend to like watching male gay porn to get off?
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 No.23999

>>23888
>there is porn made for women
No there isn't, I've looked everywhere, it's only ugly guys jackhammering into a girl. Even on the "porn for women" websites. All of the cute guys end up doing gay porn
>there are plenty of horny men out there you can find
Yeah and the vast majority of horny men in my area also happen to be unattractive assholes
>>23891
He's kinda hot but his nose looks weird to me. Probably he only does gay porn
>>23965
Yeah. Because the guys are actually cute.
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 No.24021

>>23999
>the guys are actually cute
Then maybe I'm cute, I've been with women who asked me to fuck their gay friends in front of them, I thought it was an anomaly.
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 No.24022

>>23899
Women often stop looking for new ways when they find Hitachi.
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 No.24028

>>23854
PsychologyToday is a tabloid
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 No.24041

>>23965
Yes, but it gets boring. I'd rather porn for women don't exist, though.

>>23999
>He's kinda hot but his nose looks weird to me. Probably he only does gay porn
He looks better in motion (imo). He's bi, used to do more gay/bi porn in the past, and some cuck shit that I avoid, but he also does a lot of femdom which is what I like because there's a lot of focus on him.

>>24021
>I've been with women who asked me to fuck their gay friends in front of them, I thought it was an anomaly.
What the fuck
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 No.24129

>>20800
>generic fuchsia colored cyberpunk dystopia

ULTRA BASIC
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 No.24170

So, any of the lovely ladies here gonna post some porn or what?
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 No.24182

>>24170
They are the ones who are horny. Let the boys post hog.
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 No.24183

>>23999
>all the horny men and male porn stars aren't attractive enough
maybe stop having impossible standards lol
you're just making yourself unhappy with that shit
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 No.24197

>>24183
Aren't male pornstars usually hired on the basis of penis size rather than looks in order to appeal to the straight male audience? It would make sense for them to not be the best looking bunch.
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 No.24205

I am a male with a reasonably sized penis

Shall we copulate?
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 No.24207

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>>24021
That's kind of an anomly anon, I wouldn't ask anybody to do that….
>>24183
>stop having impossible standards lol
Oh so, is "impossible standards" wanting someone who looks like this who respects women and can carry a conversation well? I don't think I have impossible standards, I'm skinny and I get hit on a lot
The average male porn star looks like picrel 2 and picrel 3 and is just plain ugly (and old!) and not even cute at all, who cares how big his dick is
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 No.24212

>>24207
Does the ability to ramble about historical trivia, alt history mods, and Animal Crossing count as carrying a conversation? Because I’ll have you know few things are more romantic than having a guy talk at length about Taiping Heavenly Kingdom Funny Moments (of which there are quite a few)
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 No.24215

>>24207
Does talking about how cool dragon ball is count as carrying a conversation well?
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 No.24224

>>24022
I'm not rich enough to buy that. Not interested either.
>>24028
I just posted the first search result about libido in the menstrual cycle and that article is full of sources for actual studies so it does the job as an introduction to the concept.
>>24170
I don't know what you mean by that, 3D or 2D?
>>24207
Ok, so maybe you just like guys your age, that's totally normal, but the guys in the second pic look perfectly average and fine to me. Maybe it's just me who doesn't care much about averageness.
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 No.24225

>>24212
>>24215
Not her, but as long as the other person is into the same things you are, or at least able to understand what you're saying, it should be fine.
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 No.24226

>>24225
Ah I'm just memeing
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 No.24227

>>24226
Oh
Well, being from Latin America, talking about Dragon Ball with your partner is unironically pretty normal.
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 No.24228

>>24227
Most girls Ive spoken to really like attack on titan, Im pretty sure its this generation's harry potter
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 No.24237

>>24228
>AoT
I've never watched that shit. It's too popular, like BnHA
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 No.24242

>>24237
Its never appealed to me, which is weird because it seems like something I'd like, I don't know why every anime girl I've met loves it so much.
It really doesn't seem that well written or made at all
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 No.24247

>>24237
>it's too popular
<watched dragon ball
really making me think right there.
BnHA is a massive wasted potential,so it's okay if you dodged it,the author made me genuinely frustrated with his bullshit.
I can't even watch AoT because my mind is a 5 year old child who gets scared at the most basic shit and makes me a mess for a week.
not gonna go further or somebody is going to cry that I don't go to /anime/ even though I basically agree with nobody there.
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 No.24251

>>24247
Dragon ball's popularity isn't the same type of popularity we were talking about, I think we meant more as an overhyped popular, no one denies that dragon ball is silly with a ton of plotholes and what not.
Anyway I'm sure OP wants to continue being horny
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 No.24257

>>24182
My hog is hairy, doubt you would like it due to Western standards.
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 No.24258

>>24247
I watched Dragon Ball because it aired on public TV when I was a kid so I grew up with it. DB is on a whole other level of popularity compared to AoT or BnHA, these two are more restricted to the otaku sphere and are much more recent, whereas Dragon Ball is known and loved by normal people as well (even my dad).
https://youtu.be/n8izeuYu_Yg
Other old anime that are as popular or even more mainstream are Saint Seiya and Captain Tsubasa.
Although, being cape/shonenshit, I think BnHA has the potential to become mainstream too, especially now that anime is bigger than ever.
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 No.24259

>>24257
I thought the Western standard for dicks was that it had to be hairy. I prefer that but obviously some women only like the opposite.
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 No.24261

>>24247
MHA would be vastly improved if Mineta died a horrible death
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 No.24273

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Ayyo hollup, is this the place to post dick pics for the horny femoids?
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 No.24276

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One thing I have trouble with is that supposedly I'm reasonably good looking as far as autists go, but I've literally spent my entire life shitposting online because I grew up in the "hood" and never went outside since I didn't want to wind up in a gang so I never really had friends

like wanting a girlfriend is weird when even most "not like the other girls" girls are not the type that spent their childhood on Megaman fansites, fucking UT2004 mod websites and shit before graduating to 4chan in middle school

the only woman I've ever gotten on with was a 4chan person who went to my HS

I'm getting old and I feel like it's way, way too late to become a normal ass dude because your entire worldview is colored by synthetic experiences on obscure forums with people who were largely either older than you or just as stunted and messed up or both

being terminally online is pain
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 No.24293

>>24273
yes post dick pic

>>24276
tell us more anon
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 No.24294

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 No.24295

>>24294
thanks we've seen that dick before though
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 No.24296

>>24276
Somehow i feel like im in the same boat bro.
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 No.24297

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>>24293
>>24296
IDK, it's just alienating and sucks. I was born to poor immigrants so I had a rough time growing up due to being stuck between the traditionalism and expectations of my parents and the pressures of burger society. I managed to move from the immigrant community I was living in as a kid to a much nicer area and it got even worse for me. I suddenly had huge culture shock from living around a bunch of bougie kids and the trauma of the move made me withdraw inward for a very long time.

I was always a huge nerd too, very bookish and into vidya and shit and not very athletic and since my family was so dysfunctional basically everything I knew about the world is like, literally from 4chan and anime lmfao

like when i was in highschool i had to go to /fa/ to constantly ask how to fix my shit and stuff and i became good at dressing and learned basic hygiene (lmao) and i guess i became more normal and people would try to be my friend but i was so weird and autistic from being a total nerd my entire childhood nothing i ever did really went anywhere

i then got hit really hard with depression and my only real friend was this girl who used to trip on 4chans /mu/ who i then got a crush on but that never really went anywhere because 1. idk how to talk to women, even autistic ones 2. i am insecure and then basically my life went to turboshit after i got expelled from highschool for truancy and i spent my entire late teens and early 20's in a depressed miasma vacillating between browsing /pol/ and /mu/ and realizing I was hilariously unprepared for adult life while dealing with PTSD like symptoms from my shitty childhood and I am now just a weird alienated schizo with no friends who got into communism because I've never ever been happy with how this society is setup

like i can (and have) had multiple opportunities to have friends but i constantly push people away due to my insecurities re: my weird upbringing and latent mental health problems that nothing has ever seemed to help

i mean like shit dude i've never even experienced basic childhood stuff like going to someone's birthday party or shit like that, my mom wouldn't even let me go outside cuz of gangs and i just never really developed the skills necessary to build relationships because my own parents have a lot of serious trauma from growing up in poverty stricken 3rd world country

that 4chan girl tried to reconnect with me for most of my late teens to early 20's but she turned into a huge junkie and I don't want to wind up in situations where I can get into hard drugs and they were so dysfunctional and unhealthy that even being casual acquaintances was a drain

like i sucks cuz the only people who understand are usually really fucked in the head too and one of the reasons I even became a leftist is because I have deep desire for shit to not be horrible all the time and it's hard to find weirdos who aren't mired in their own dysfunction

not even that but i have had so little emotional intimacy in my life that i genuinely short circuit around people past a certain point

at this point i feel some despair because im 25, i dont even know where i could meet people who are similiar and actually become involved in their lives and shit let alone the massive gap in experience

ive genuinely considered joining the adult children of alchoholics support group lmao just because 1. i am an adult child of alchies and also maybe meet someone because i dont know what the fuck else to do

i dont know what to do and i dont want to be alone

i feel overwhelming guilt because everyone else in my family is similiar levels of fucked up too, my younger bro is 22 and just spends literally all day looking at right wing memes on 9gag and has never held a job and my older brother is a weird /pol/ schizo who does have friends and a girlfriend but he's just a drag sometimes because he starts spouting fascist apologia
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 No.24298

>>24297
I was a 4chan user when i was 8 years old. Me and my brothers used to go outside and play with mud, throwing mud at eachother for fun, because our power and internet would go out alot from not paying bills. My dad was a 90s stormfront user and my mom was a conspiracy theorist schizo, and so i spent most of my free time from age 8-17 on 4chan and 8chan, rather than socializing.
Anyway, i also grew up in poverty, and around gangs, mostly druggie types though because it was a southern slum, we got a heroin and meth problem. Hell, i was neglected alot and even abused by my babysitter for years.
>i mean like shit dude i've never even experienced basic childhood stuff like going to someone's birthday party or shit like that, my mom wouldn't even let me go outside cuz of gangs and i just never really developed the skills necessary to build relationships
The only birthday party i had in my childhood was when i was 10 years old when my vietnam vet granddad paid for it.
This shit sucks man. I don't envy you, my childhood probably wasn't as bad as yours for sure. Wish it wasn't like this.
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 No.24299

>>24298
>I was a 4chan user when i was 8 years old
Jesus, no wonder you’re so fucked up! (No offense)
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 No.24300

>>24297
j
Man, this resonates with me.

Mirrors a lot of my own social development i.e. being a social outcast with few actual friends, missing a lot of crucial developmental stages, etc, although I have been luckier in other areas wrt early childhood socialisation.

I had a lucky break and ended up with a truly great woman, but the damage done to my social skills by my teens and early twenties of being a reclusive, depressive NEET have stuck with me.

For the life of me, I cannot functionally engage with another person, whether they be socially maladaptive or not, without oscillating through a gauntlet of various antisocial behaviours. At this stage, I wish I was autistic as that'd at least justify my retardation, but I'm not. I'm fully aware that my social behaviour is fucked but I can't change it.

I hope it gets better for you, anon. Truly. Alienation is literally life-shortening.

Also, pretty sure I'll fuck up posting this coz I'm a newfag
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 No.24301

>>24294
smh you are doing wrong bro it's gotta be looking up from the height off the ballsack with the cock slightly bent forward
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 No.24318

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>>24294
nice cock bro, good bush too I rate 8/10

>>24297
My parents were also poor immigrants, they said fuck it and fled due to the Al-Anfal campaign. They had to raise three kids being dirt poor and knowing zero english. Eventually they divorced, I lived with my mom for a while but she's a crazy borderline so I ended up moving in with my dad. At that time he managed to become a small business owner, later it proved moderately successful and we moved to a better area. I didn't experience any "culture shock" like you did, I've always been an alienated loser and struggled to find friends. I did find few late into high school, they were often times just as messed up as I am but they are good friends. My siblings are leninists but they genuinely gave a fuck about me and all but forced me to improve my hygiene and attitude, although I still dress like an autist.
Our stories might diverge a lot but I hope it's clear that I understand a lot of your current problems and empathize with you. I'm a huge nerd and used to play video games constantly to escape (not so much anymore). I have no idea where to discover like-minded people in my city, I suspect that they exist but are experiencing the same problem. I struggle a lot with finding a relationship - at times it feels like I'm permanently repulsive to all women, even when there's evidence to the contrary. Depression and ADHD are huge issues for me and they severely impact my studies (I'm procrastinating right now). I almost never complain about any of this to friends or family since I'm living a fairly comfortable middle-class lifestyle, it seems so petty compared to some of what my friends go through.
>i dont know what to do and i dont want to be alone
Couldn't have summarized it better. But you aren't destined to be alone, anon. You just lack the material means to connect with those who are otherwise just like you, and they do too. What's worse, more people will experience this as society becomes increasingly atomized. This isn't to absolve anyone of personal responsibility, of course you have your own issues that need to be overcome. But with both problems combined, it's no surprise that you and increasingly many others like you feel so miserable.
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 No.24332

>>24299
Oops, just realized I forgot to take the OP tag off, I’m not OP.
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 No.24377

>>24318
>mom.jpg
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 No.24414

>>24207
>Oh so, is "impossible standards" wanting someone who looks like this
Yes 100%.
You want a genetic lottery winner. Hygiene and fitness are one thing, but those boys are lucky to have great hair, skin, facial features, etc.
>who respects women and can carry a conversation well?
This is different and not hard to find. It's the above that's the problem.
>I don't think I have impossible standards, I'm skinny and I get hit on a lot
"I'm skinny so I'm in the same league with a man with abs, great hair, fashion sense, a cute face, and a charming personality." If you want things like respect and conversation you have to bring those to the table too btw. Those things are two-way streets and they don't really work if they're not mutual. It's the same kind of thing where fuckboys want mommy gf who will take care of them without something in return.
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 No.24417

>>24276
>I'm getting old and I feel like it's way, way too late to become a normal ass dude because your entire worldview is colored by synthetic experiences on obscure forums with people who were largely either older than you or just as stunted and messed up or both
They key to accepting this is realizing that everyone's entire worldview is colored by synthetic experiences. Some are just more common/popular. None of it's real. It's all manufactured nonsense. You are if anything more self-aware in this respect due to being in a less popular milieu.

social democracy is in part about freeing people from synthetic realities manufactured for their consumption as commodities.
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 No.24419

File: 1617286039614.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.88 MB, 3264x2448, 41c6hq84671asjhng784fy.jpg)

>>24301
>smh you are doing wrong bro it's gotta be looking up from the height off the ballsack with the cock slightly bent forward

I'm an amateur when it comes to dick pics and sexting in general, please share your wisdom coomer sage.
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 No.24421

>>24419
please shave all that hair bruh
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 No.24422

>>24419
That is the opposite of the suggestions given lol.
Here's a tip. If you shoot from a low angle (below the balls) close to the cock with your torso slanted away in the background, it makes your cock look bigger and more appealing (forced perspective) while showing your body. I will say women tend to be a shitload better at sexting because they actually make an effort with interesting framing and shit while men tend to just point the camera at their dick and snap, sometimes without even making sure the camera is properly focused on the cock (like you did here lmfao)
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 No.24428

>>24419
Don't shave all of it
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 No.24432

>>24421
>>24422
>>24428

The dick isn't mine I'm just using it as an example since it's similar enough to my own, still appreciate the suggestions.
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 No.24453

>>24432
(not a girl) better to trim the pubes so they're short than to shave. You won't have razor burn and it stays soft and fluffy

fuck shave gang, hair is normal
normalizing (everybody) having body hair
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 No.24454

>>24453
Sorry bruh, I like SMOOTH genitals
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 No.24455

>>24454
t. pedo
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 No.24457

>>24455
t. baboon
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 No.24459

>>24457
>treating the adult human body as if it's a non-human animal
t. projecting zoophile
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 No.24461

>>24212
>>24215
Animal Crossing and dragon ball z are pretty cool yeah. Just don't be boring and ask shit like "what's your favorite color" or "what's your favorite dog". Also it's hot when you can tease the other person about something they like or you can just throw random stupid insults at each other. You have to be comfortable busting each other's balls all the time. It's honestly just boring when you can't do that with someone. That's why online dating is terrible. It's much better to start off as friends and turn that into a relationship.
>>24224
Maybe he's average for his age. All I know is that I don't like old guys at all, I think they're weird and creepy and a huge turn off. And old guy hitting on me is enough to ruin my entire week.
>>24414
>a genetic lottery winner is when you have great hair, skin, and facial features
Guess I've won the lottery then
>I'm skinny so I'm in the same league with a man with abs, great hair, fashion sense, a cute face, and a charming personality
Yes, actually, I am, because I'm not just skinny, I also work out, I take care of my hair, I dress well, I have a nice face, I read regularly, and I also have a decent amount of money saved up as well. So no, I'm not going to lower my standards for some middle-aged fat ugly bum who treats me like shit. Sorry if that makes you mad
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 No.24464

>>24459
t. baboon
>>24461
I've never met someone who's actually into being teased about their interests
>All I know is that I don't like old guys at all
Just out of curiosity, what about when you're both old?
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 No.24469

>>24464
>what about when you're both old
Why is it seen as "weird" that young girls want to be with young guys. The sperm quality of older men is often responsible for birth defects. When I'm older I'd imagine I'd like older men. Desire changes. It's mostly predators and adultchildren (and kids who are probably getting unknowingly groomed) who don't date people around the same age.
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 No.24470

>>24461
>Yes, actually, I am, because I'm not just skinny, I also work out, I take care of my hair, I dress well, I have a nice face, I read regularly, and I also have a decent amount of money saved up as well. So no, I'm not going to lower my standards for some middle-aged fat ugly bum who treats me like shit. Sorry if that makes you mad
Well you should have mentioned that stuff instead of just "I'm skinny" lol. That all sounds pretty good. You can probably find somebody with what you want, if you look in the right places.
>Guess I've won the lottery then
Maybe you did. Don't hate on unlucky people. Everybody deserves love.

>All I know is that I don't like old guys at all

Hopefully this wouldn't be a problem with somebody you met when they were younger lol. Can't date young people your whole life!
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 No.24471

File: 1617294040598.png (1.29 MB, 1364x768, Aside from some third degr….png)

>>24461
Then good news, I'm your ideal date! I will happily take you out to a reasonably priced dinner and/or movie and regale you with how important Animal Crossing Wild World was to my childhood.

All joking aside, I'm all for being able to tease the other person in the relationship, the only problem is that I'm mildly aspergersy so sometimes stuff flies right over my head. Some people think it's endearing and use it to tease me more, others just think I'm dense as fuck.

>>24469
tbh I think it's perfectly understandable. I mean, I'm 23, and I'd rather not date someone who's younger than 20 or older than 26. It was especially bad when I used dating apps and I'd have people in their 30's try and hit on me, like that shit aint cool. Sorry, kinda rambling at this point.
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 No.24473

>>24469
>Why is it seen as "weird" that young girls want to be with young guys.
It's not, and people's tastes change. As you get older normally you prefer the personality traits of older people.
>The sperm quality of older men is often responsible for birth defects.
Gettin a little incel-y with this lol. you are correct but this is unrelated to attraction, come on now.
>It's mostly predators and adultchildren (and kids who are probably getting unknowingly groomed) who don't date people around the same age.
That's not fair. Some people just have a preference. Liking mature women doesn't make you a man baby.
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 No.24478

>>24469
I said when you're both old, implying a older man and older op that are the same age, so I was wondering if she meant it as a "old people are gross" or as an "I want people my age type thing" or both.
Personally I hope that the idea of wrinkles won't put me off of my 80 year old wife, because hey I'll also be 80 and have hella wrinkles.
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 No.24480

>>24478
If we don't beat aging by the time we're middle-aged I'm going to think the FUCK YEAH SCIENCE redditors were lying about science being so cool.
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 No.24482

>>24481
Guess appearance isn't all there is to it.
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 No.24484

>>24481
Assuming you’re the poster who calls everyone a “faggot radlib,” you probably don’t get laid because you’re a fucking asshole.
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 No.24485

>>24480
Wooo man you're gonna be in for a shock bro
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 No.24495

File: 1617305562899.mp4 (648.3 KB, 320x604, 1583899126069.mp4)

Which one of the cute femanons ITT is going to violently peg my ass? UwU
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 No.24496

>>24495
Based and redpilled
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 No.24498

>>24495
the virgin pegging vs the chad amazon position
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 No.24500

>>24495
Oh hey its me
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 No.24505

Why not both? Sounds hot as hell
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 No.24506

>>24505
What do women get out of pegging though?
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 No.24510

>>24505
Wow you really are horny 24/7
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 No.24511

>>24505
Cease, at least let the dude take you out to dinner before you propose pegging
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 No.24545

>>24473
I'm sick of getting hit on by older men. It's disgusting and most of them aren't attractive and don't take care of themselves, so I have honestly zero idea why they even think they have a chance with me. Probably porn making it seem like 20 year olds actually want to be with old guys. Also, MILFs are usually actually attractive, like no younger guy is going to give an older woman a chance if she's ugly and fat and women just generally take care of themselves better. So that's why I said that. There's no way the amount of old farts who think they have a chance with a 20 year old girl matches the amount of old ladies who think they have a chance with college guys.
>>24471
Yeah, why would I date a 30 year old, it's like me looking at a 10 year old and thinking "wow we're at similar levels of development I think I could develop feelings for them" it just seems so wrong and gross and weird
>>24478
I want somebody my age, age gap relationships are yuck
>>24481
Everybody gets laid more than I do too it doesn't bother me, the majority of women don't even cum from hooking up with a guy so it's not like I'm missing out on anything
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 No.24574

>>24545
incel
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 No.24578

>>24574
Volcel. I'm very very picky and won't sleep with anybody who won't get tested for STDs. At least I'm not a virgin though
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 No.24579

>>24453
Based and anprim vaccineed

>>24461
>It's much better to start off as friends and turn that into a relationship.
This. Online dating might be a good way to fuck, but not for relationships. I've found that I'm not into having sex with strangers or people I've just met, I need to be somewhat close to them or know them a bit first to be comfortable enough.
>All I know is that I don't like old guys at all
That's understandable. I don't mind older men unless they're manipulative degenerates (which is more common in real life than fiction, unfortunately). But of course, when it comes to actual relationships I stick to my own age group too.
>>24484
He's not, that guy barely posts here, if at all, anymore. He can be found on /meta/ arguing with AnFem poster.
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 No.24581

>>24495
Hehe what the fuck
>>24498
You mean reverse Amazon position, right?
>>24506
Seeing/hearing the man being submissive and cute
>>24578
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin though
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 No.24599

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>>24545
If you think that's bad, it's even worse on dating apps, where you can prepare to get hit on by married dudes in their 50's who want to meet up discreetly. Literally the grossest shit.

What are you studying in college, if I may ask?
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 No.24601

File: 1617325127502.webm (2.97 MB, 720x1280, 1593379708974.webm)

Would you?
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 No.24603

>>24601
What's this, a glue fetish?
Is it a man or a woman?
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 No.24604

>>24581
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with being a virgin but people judge you for it, even if you're a woman and being a virgin is *supposed* to be a good thing according to the old gender roles
>>24599
I'm a STEM major, what about you?
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 No.24605

>>24545
your paranoia on pedophilia is amazing
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 No.24606

>>24605
OK pedophile
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 No.24607

>>24603
Oh wait, I just noticed the dick
>>24605
You know, maybe there's some reason for it
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 No.24609

File: 1617326009165.gif (681.29 KB, 1460x1080, Today's furaffinity porn i….gif)

>>24604
Majored in comparative religion, specifically focused a lot on East Asian stuff. Very interesting shit, great for holding a conversation, not the most practical thing to get a job out of though, especially now with all the COVID shit. So currently, I'm bartending at some retirement home complex.
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 No.24632

>>24607
self hating pedophiles like you usually relativize pedophilia by comparing it to everything while playing themselves up in comical ways as whatever they create the opposite to be
like someone who really likes hairy bodies or an age gap of 2 years but only if both are 40+ wholesome virgins
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 No.24637

>>24632
I'm not her nor do I have such a strong opinion on big age gaps. In fact I fully admit that I like the idea of 40 year old virgins being chased by 20-somethings.

But I'm a very small minority while everybody else finds age gaps like that inappropriate or even disgusting, particularly if the older person has a fetish for younger people and/or is manipulative. So there must be a reason for that.
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 No.31244

OP never posted the kind of porn she likes :/ Maybe it's for the best that she's not so horny anymore.
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 No.31413

File: 1619054908542.png (1.47 MB, 1920x1080, Shiggy diggy doo, where ar….png)

>>31244
She is no longer horny, she is now happy, may her example guide us all
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 No.36191

>>20756
>>20767
I kind of stumbled in here through some unlikely chain of events starting with learning my ex boyfriend a few years ago was a /pol/ack and becoming a 4chan user because of that, I can confirm I talked to at least one other grill who posted on /leftypol/ I knew too
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 No.36193

>>36191
Just so you know though every woman on chans pretty much is going to be severely mentally ill, I am borderline staving off schizophrenia as we speak and basically every woman I talked to off of 4chan had like severe autism, schizo, BPD, etc. I know that one girl who got killed who used /soc/ was big BPD and had a fetish for getting murdered (based), I mean it's basically just the female version of male chan users, mental illness just presents differently between genders
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 No.36195

>>20521
I'm going to rape the shit out of your stinky baby hole
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 No.36196

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>>23847
>>23854
Watch your cycle if you get le rona vax by the way, seen several cases where it put it out of wack. Haven;'t got vaxed myself though
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 No.36200

>>36146
Why have you bumped this oldass thread with this, now you had me chasing ghosts.
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 No.36209

>tfw no schizo gf
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 No.36214

>>36191
>meeting other women who browse leftypol in real life
That's some insane luck you have
>>36193
Stop scaring them off. That's the same for any person who spends too much time on imageboards, not just women, but there's also people who aren't too mentally ill and probably are just depressed.
>>36196
In my country, young people like me are still far from getting the vaccine. Only 60+ year olds are being vaccinated right now.
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 No.36225

>>36214
>>meeting other women who browse leftypol in real life
discord actually
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 No.36283

>>20546
>lolicon
Get out pedo
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 No.36319

>>20546
>unusual pupils
>7K tags
What is this fetish?
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 No.36322

>>36319
Literally what it says on the name.
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 No.36324

>>36322
Can an unusual pupil connoisseur give me a good example link?
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 No.36325

>>36209
Yeah you think you want it until I start sperging out for 3hours at you about demons
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 No.36327

>>24601
Holy crap I love humans. Except for when theyre unconsenting raping, or murdering each other for no good reason, I love humans and their weirdness.
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 No.36329

>>36324
somthing like heart-shaped pupils. Some characters "naturally" have differently-shaped pupils, like diamonds or horizontal slits.
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 No.36331

>>36329
This makes a lot more sense, thanks
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 No.36334

File: 1619903732203.jpg (79.36 KB, 640x800, heart bokeh.jpg)

>>36329
>>36331
An aside, it must be weird as shit to see through unusual pupils. Imagine all streetlights or out of focus highlights looking like hearts, pic related.
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 No.36454

I'm getting horny too. Fuck this pandemic, I just wanna see my crush.
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 No.36585

>>20521
i don't know what this thread became
but just wanna to say to OP
Good, it's nice to know that bitches be just as horny as us sometimes
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 No.36711

Post hog
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 No.36741

>>36585
I can kinda see where op is coming from. I'm cramping thinking about dick rn

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