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 No.25901

How do I go about killing myself? It just doesn't seem like to me that anything will ever change. It all seems so hopeless.
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 No.25902

Anon I would hate to lose a comrade, and I'm ready to listen if you need to vent, but if you do decide to go, do the right thing and take out some glowies with you. Be remembered not only as a shitposter, but as a hero as well
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 No.25903

nasim google in minecraft
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 No.25904

>>25901
I wish you don't do it but if you have to do it do it a free man by GTAing that shit. Steal a plane or something
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 No.25905

You’ve done your best. You’ll be missed, but we’ll keep going for your sake.
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 No.25906

Think about the last time you felt completely secure and loved in your life and felt pure joy. Now realize that that is possible again! Also King Lear just dropped a new schizopost if you need a good laugh: >>155256
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 No.25907

As long as there is life there is hope
Let's discuss ways in which we can bring about the change we need
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 No.25908

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Fall in love instead:
https://crimethinc.com/2000/09/11/join-the-resistance-fall-in-love
>Falling in love is the fundamental revolutionary act, the prerequisite for resistance to today’s tedious, socially restrictive, culturally constrictive world.
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 No.25909

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>>155268
who the fuck still reads crimethinc
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 No.25910

did you knew there are people who try to stab cops just to get shot? they just go around killing till they get shot anyways don't do this that would be illegal :^^)
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 No.25918

>>25908
does falling in love with a fictional character qualify?
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 No.25919

>>25901
Also try giving /dead/ a visit
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 No.25920

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 No.25921

It's always darkest just before the dawn, op.
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 No.25922

>>25918
No. There are millions of young, horny, beautiful single women out there. Talk to one. It doesn't work out? Talk to another. Repeat until you find a woman who is as into you as you are into her.
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 No.25923

>>25910
If you're gonna kill anyone go out and kill your boss.
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 No.25931

>>25922
The last time I fell in love (for two months) it was some burger I met online and he dumped me. Before that I only truly fell in love with my first boyfriend. I don't think I'm capable of falling in love anymore, my future in general looks bleak. It's ok, I don't think I'll ever fall as hard for a fictional character as I used to again, either.
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 No.25932

>>25901
Instead of killing yourself, try indulging in all kinds of hedonistic activity until your body gives up.
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 No.25933

I'd say get a gun or find some cyanide. If have access to an active train-track, that also works.
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 No.25976

Maybe I'm a pussy, but like I've dealt with some serious suicidal ideation and what not and I've come to believe it's kind of pointless. I find it really hard to actually go through deliberately killing myself. I've really wanted to before but

1. I'm a coward

2. Honestly, if you aren't in some god awful situation (about to be raped by CIA trained dogs, captured by Nazis, horrific PTSD from combat, enviromental collapse) killing yourself is pretty pointless

We all die in the end anyway, and if you are a doomer like I am this is all basically just one long dream we won't remember so why not just wait it out and see? I have not a whole lot to live for but I'm still young and things might radically change.

I guess I see life in too much of a birds eye view, but from my perspective any pain, suffering etc. is ultimately nothing in the end because of how finite we are
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 No.25977

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Just dont
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 No.25978

>>25977
Assuming OP is wh*te devil, then he DEFINITELY should. Master Farrakhan demotes you one rank for this heresy.
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 No.25979

>>25978
*a white devil
Sorry for the mistake, brother.
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 No.26004

Killing yourself isn't praxis.
I mean, don't kill yourself, but if you are set on it then you're in a perfect position to make the change that others aren't doing from fear of retaliation.
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 No.26005

>>25933
>If have access to an active train-track, that also works.
ABSOLUTELY DON'T DO THIS. Those trains are piloted by fellow workers liable to get PTSD from your self-terminating antics.
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 No.26007

>>26005
this
if possible dont do this it really ruins the day of some fellow wagies
t. train conductor
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 No.26008

Find your local WN or neo-Nazi meetup, write a boomer capitalism manifesto and bring a grenade.
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 No.26009

>>26008
Get them to pose for a group photo all in one spot and time it to start taking photos as the grenade goes off.
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 No.26010

Kill an anticommunist and then let police get you
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 No.26012

File: 1617703734350.mp4 (1.62 MB, 854x480, glowie.mp4)

This thread glows like the sun
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 No.26141

You can always smoke crack and play video games until you shrivel up and die like Layne Stanley did
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 No.26144

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 No.26145

>>26144
Wow he’s just like me!
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 No.26195

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Unrelated but I'm down because some rando on the street told me "bro you look weird and ugly as fuck". I gave him my best "what the fuck" glare and walked past, I was literally just out for a walk doing nothing out of the ordinary. I guess his girlfriend called him out for being mean, because shortly afterward he shouted back "I was just messing with you bro, I'm sure you look beautiful on the inside!". I know this sounds like some made up schizo incel story, but it's true.

It hurts because I am ugly. I'm a 5'5" (165cm) male with a face that looks like Parvus (picrel) but I can't grow a beard. All my attempts at dating, online and off, have been failures. Incel ideology, at least the first part (looks > everything else) seems pretty damn plausible to me.
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 No.26207

>>26195
That sucks but
>Incel ideology, at least the first part (looks > everything else) seems pretty damn plausible to me.
Not really, the plenty of ugly people dating prove this wrong.

Romance is a lot more complicated than whatever either pessimists or optimists will tell you.
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 No.26212

>>26207
>Not really, the plenty of ugly people dating prove this wrong.
They exist, but statistically speaking they are outliers to the general trend. It reminds me of how people point to the tiny percentage of porkies that actually "rose from rags to riches" to claim that capitalism is fair.

Speaking of which, that's pretty much how it went for Parvus IIRC. He had a wife and one child early on but was divorced. Ultimately he went from world renowned Marxist theorist to a literal porky millionaire through insider trading, and reportedly spent most of the cash inviting hookers to his mansion. The latter part is why he's forgotten today, but a ton of ideas attributed to Trotsky and Luxemburg actually come from Parvus.
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 No.26213

>>26195
nah I believe you. It happened to me too. This is nothing new, people to atrocious things if they think they can get away with it. I stopped expecting to be treated like a human being at one point
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 No.26215

>>26212
>statistically speaking
snore

Whenever I go outside I always see average or worse couples, but whatever, it's not like I'm going to be able to convince you to stop feeling sorry for yourself anyway.
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 No.26216

>>26195
> bro you look weird and ugly as fuck
hold your face better or shave whatever horrific excuse for a beard you are growing. not downplaying how shitty the moment was for you but people only say this if you are really flouting societal norms with your ugliness - like that one spongebob episode.
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 No.26217

>>26216
>hold your face better
What the hell does that mean?
>shave whatever horrific excuse for a beard you are growing
I mentioned before that I can't grow a beard, I was clean shaven with a T-shirt and jeans, recent shower. I'll admit I was overdue for a haircut but nothing bad at all.
>like that one spongebob episode
Elaborate.

>>26215
When I go outside just about all the partnered men I see "mog" me in height, face, or both.
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 No.26221

>>26217
> What the hell does that mean?
look approachable, smile or at least look comfortable in your skin
> I mentioned before that I can't grow a beard, I was clean shaven with a T-shirt and jeans, recent shower. I'll admit I was overdue for a haircut but nothing bad at all.
consider growing your hair out or find ways for it to complement your features, in general find ways to look more fashionable and therefore comfortable
>like that one spongebob episode
spongebob thinks he is hideously ugly because he smells bad - my guess is you are skirting social norms in some way for totally random dude to be so besieged by your unattractiveness he has to say it to your face. Like I'm a judgmental gay man and I've never been so taken back by someones looks to be a mean-spirited dick about it (despite in general being a mean-spirited dick who harshly judges uggos).

Also Parvus looks completely normal so you're probably fine. Like an uglier and balding Ron Swanson.
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 No.26225

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>>26221
>look approachable, smile or at least look comfortable in your skin
I was unaware that there was a protocol to follow even when walking around in a park
>in general find ways to look more fashionable and therefore comfortable
I've browsed some male fashion advice sites and all the outfits look cringe / obviously gay. I used their advice and made sure all my basic clothes fit well, but I'm not sure what I could do beyond that. Pic related I found on the front page of /r/malefashionadvice just now.

>Also Parvus looks completely normal so you're probably fine. Like an uglier and balding Ron Swanson.

Good to hear. I had always thought I had a "low tier normie" face but short height, this incident made me think I may actually be a "truecel". Maybe I'll have a shot around age 30 when women look to settle down.
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 No.26226

>>25901
Don't do it. No matter how pathetic your life is, your body will still be useful if the revolution comes. You're more useful to the cause alive than dead.
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 No.26227

>>26225
dont waste your 20s mired in self hate and bitterness for a chance when you are older, and also youre right that fit is extremely embarrassing - like a dorkier john lennon.
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 No.26228

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This is my best advice tbh. People who are set on killing themselves are hard to convince.
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 No.26229

If you haven't yet, kill someone before you off yourself. Or maybe even a few.
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 No.26237

Honestly do a hardcore opioid like heroin or fentanyl before you kill yourself. There is no point in living in this fucked up world, it's only going to get worse with ecological collapse and climate change.
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 No.26239

>>26228
Lmao, can we get a dump of these pics? I love those things.
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 No.26240

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 No.26241

>>26240
The manufacturers of helium tanks have started to mix helium with small amounts of oxygen due to shortages
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 No.26242

>>26237
>There is no point in living in this fucked up world, it's only going to get worse with ecological collapse and climate change.
Things are artificially bad from capitalist hegemony. Once that collapses ironically, life will be more conducive to survival and social co-operation. In places like Syria the incidence of mental health problems plummeted during local wars and disasters
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 No.26243

>>26239
Yes, please
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 No.26244

>>26241
Rip, gun is probably the best way if OP is a burger.
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 No.26366

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 No.26369

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 No.26370

>>26244
I’m always too afraid I’ll fuck it up somehow.
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 No.26380

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>>25901
Don't bother Anon, there's no reason to believe it gets better afterwards.
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 No.26541

>>25901
>How do I go about killing myself?
You don't

We need every communist alive
Don't quit your ass on us. Out live the anti-communists
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 No.26543

>>25908
>>Falling in love is the fundamental revolutionary act
Who said this, I've heard this quote before.

>>25931
If your brain created those chemicals back then, It can still produce them

It is literally impossible to not fall in love, Keep trying
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 No.26548

>>26543
Can your brain stop reacting to those chemicals? Well, I've read that it's possible to reverse the effects of porn addiction for example, so maybe if my brain can become able to fall in love again?
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 No.26631

>>25906
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Think about the last time you felt completely secure and loved in your life and felt pure joy.


You realize some of us haven't had the privilege to experience this right?
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 No.26633

>>25932
>OD on dopamine and serotonin nothing can go wrong afterwards.
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 No.26704

>>25906
>>>/leftypol/155256
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 No.26705

>>25906
what was KingLear's post about? did you screencap it? please tell me you did
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 No.26706

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>>26631
Aw I'm sorry anon, I had never considered that.
>>26705
Sadly I didn't get a chance before the jannies deleted it, but there's an even funnier one of King Lear trying to false flag as someone who likes him that has made its way into /leftypol/ history: >>26673
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 No.26707

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 No.27944

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>>26239
Shay might have more, I got this from them
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 No.27945

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>>27944
There's also a meme about badass skeletons with mundane captions in Spanish that's called Calacas Chidas (they mostly come from the Facebook page of the same name)
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 No.27949

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 No.27950

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 No.27952

I'm not going to tell you not to kill yourself because that's your own autonomy. If it is really the way you feel stick a gun in your brain or overdose on CNS depressants. both are quck, the latter is not only painless but actually comfortable, you will at least die happy this is what i choose personally.

But but but, Anon, everything will change, it always does. If your life is stagnant then you must just get it moving some more. Where do you live, what do you do with your life? What is your situation?
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 No.27956

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is this the calacas chidas thread?
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 No.27958

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 No.27960

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 No.27962

Life fucking sucks
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 No.27968

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>>27956
YES
please excuse me, I only have Mexican skeletons

>>27962
Haha I know

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