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i'm thinking about buying a new videogame console. i want one that is very aerodynamic. i'm not very interested in using it to play videogames, i just want to toss it around like a frisbee. my old console broke for some reason when i tried to use it for this purpose


tablet gaming might be up your alley


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buying a gaming console instead of a PC in 2022 brah what the hell ?


PCs are too heavy to throw


There’s no point in buying consoles these days
Not just due to the shittier performance but also do to the exessive usage of exclusivity deals on both platforms


The switch should be the most aerodynamic. It's so cute and tiny.


Yes there is, to play games. And not spend more than 1000 dollars at once (because I know what are ypu gonna say next).


>he thinks graphics cards cost that much these days much less a full gaming PC setup


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>>21125 re not aerodyn

ok i want a switch then. are you selling? are you nintendo? how much for the switch????




I actually bought a second hand switch for only $100. make sure it has joycons tho. The exposed rails aren't aerodynamic, but the round joycons are.


i will give you 5 dollars for your switch, what do you think?


I thought that but tablets are flatter and more square, they would make better frisbees


>>21156 but tablets dont have a nintendo logo on them


buy a prepatched switch for 200-230 on ebay or something to hack it,paying 60 for every game is stupidly high


i dont want a switch on ebay, i want YOUR switch. and i'm offering you five bucks for your switch


PS5 is the most aerodinamic, but you don't have the strength to do it.


so what. all I have to do is level up a few times and put some points in strength


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N-Joy Plug-and-Play


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I had one of those bootleg lookin' ass sketchy consoles when I was a kid. I'm from brazil. I was a proud owner of a Poly Station.


yeah OP probably tablet gaming is your best bet. that being said, you cant go past a good thin smartphone. sure, you lose out on performance but you are using the game console directly for gaming rather than downloading any nerd nonsense so that shouldnt matter. seeing as OP is a fan of track and field events, i might also recommend they branch out into shotput and, though its not very aerodynamic, the solidity of weight that a gamecube has makes it the obvious candidate.

hope this helps OP


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Get one of those pocket sized emulators.


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Get one of these babies. Literally indestructible.


gamecube is pretty tough but it still has optical disc drives which can get fucked up prretty easy. he is going to want a cobsole with no disks. hard drives or lasers.


Yeah, cannot go wrong with the 3310. Very aerodynamic and extremely tough, as well as light enough for a chihuahua to toss around.


You arent going to.need the drives to play anything. The game is "how far can you throw the gamecube". the problem is, how many throws can a gamecube take? Id feel like they could take about ten if thrown into sand


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actually, it would be nice to have a console that when you got exhausted from throwing it, you could sit down in the field, attach it to a tv and relax a lil


These are terrifying.


based, i love the chinese emulator things that cost 50 bucks and offer you emus up to the gba. they're great for playing old rpgs

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