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 No.21122

i'm thinking about buying a new videogame console. i want one that is very aerodynamic. i'm not very interested in using it to play videogames, i just want to toss it around like a frisbee. my old console broke for some reason when i tried to use it for this purpose

 No.21124

>>21122
tablet gaming might be up your alley

 No.21125

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>>21122
buying a gaming console instead of a PC in 2022 brah what the hell ?

 No.21126

>>21125
PCs are too heavy to throw

 No.21127

>>21122
This
>>21125
There’s no point in buying consoles these days
Not just due to the shittier performance but also do to the exessive usage of exclusivity deals on both platforms

 No.21129

>>21122
The switch should be the most aerodynamic. It's so cute and tiny.

 No.21130

>>21127
Yes there is, to play games. And not spend more than 1000 dollars at once (because I know what are ypu gonna say next).

 No.21131

>>21130
>he thinks graphics cards cost that much these days much less a full gaming PC setup
Ahahahahahahahahaha

 No.21132

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>>21127 t pcs a
>>21125 re not aerodyn
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>>21129
ok i want a switch then. are you selling? are you nintendo? how much for the switch????

 No.21133

>>21124
hello

 No.21151

>>21132
I actually bought a second hand switch for only $100. make sure it has joycons tho. The exposed rails aren't aerodynamic, but the round joycons are.

 No.21155

>>21151
i will give you 5 dollars for your switch, what do you think?

 No.21156

>>21129
I thought that but tablets are flatter and more square, they would make better frisbees

 No.21158

>>21156 but tablets dont have a nintendo logo on them

 No.21167

>>21132
buy a prepatched switch for 200-230 on ebay or something to hack it,paying 60 for every game is stupidly high

 No.21172

>>21167
i dont want a switch on ebay, i want YOUR switch. and i'm offering you five bucks for your switch

 No.21177

>>21122
PS5 is the most aerodinamic, but you don't have the strength to do it.

 No.21190

>>21177
so what. all I have to do is level up a few times and put some points in strength

 No.21199

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N-Joy Plug-and-Play

 No.21200

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>>21199
I had one of those bootleg lookin' ass sketchy consoles when I was a kid. I'm from brazil. I was a proud owner of a Poly Station.

 No.21201

yeah OP probably tablet gaming is your best bet. that being said, you cant go past a good thin smartphone. sure, you lose out on performance but you are using the game console directly for gaming rather than downloading any nerd nonsense so that shouldnt matter. seeing as OP is a fan of track and field events, i might also recommend they branch out into shotput and, though its not very aerodynamic, the solidity of weight that a gamecube has makes it the obvious candidate.

hope this helps OP

 No.21267

>>21201 I A
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 No.21276

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Get one of those pocket sized emulators.

 No.21277

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>>21122
Get one of these babies. Literally indestructible.

 No.21278

>>21201
gamecube is pretty tough but it still has optical disc drives which can get fucked up prretty easy. he is going to want a cobsole with no disks. hard drives or lasers.

 No.21280

>>21277
Yeah, cannot go wrong with the 3310. Very aerodynamic and extremely tough, as well as light enough for a chihuahua to toss around.

 No.21343

>>21278
You arent going to.need the drives to play anything. The game is "how far can you throw the gamecube". the problem is, how many throws can a gamecube take? Id feel like they could take about ten if thrown into sand

 No.21344

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actually, it would be nice to have a console that when you got exhausted from throwing it, you could sit down in the field, attach it to a tv and relax a lil

 No.21345

>>21344
These are terrifying.

 No.21348

>>21276
based, i love the chinese emulator things that cost 50 bucks and offer you emus up to the gba. they're great for playing old rpgs


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