Anonymous 2021-04-04 (Sun) 02:18:33 No. 8500
Games are mental masturbation SAGE
Anonymous 2021-04-04 (Sun) 23:21:37 No. 8523
Ok, we get it, you really like Super Metroid
Anonymous 2021-04-20 (Tue) 03:40:45 No. 8767
Samus is literally a cop who primarily fights "space pirates" who appear to actually be one particular alien race.
Anonymous 2021-04-20 (Tue) 03:51:47 No. 8769
Ridley, Kraid, etc. don't appear to be the same race.
Anonymous 2021-04-20 (Tue) 04:01:46 No. 8770
I mean they killed her parents, they're bad hombres.
Also she's a bounty hunter not a cop, dunno if that's better or worse.
Anonymous 2021-04-20 (Tue) 06:15:37 No. 8771
She also wages a genocidal war against the native wildlife of Zebes, only to be outdone by the pirates themselves who blow up the entire planet just to get back at her.
Anonymous 2021-04-24 (Sat) 19:15:20 No. 8818
What can we learn about the Spartacist Uprising from Super Metroid?
Anonymous 2021-04-24 (Sat) 19:35:49 No. 8819
Samus redeemed herself in fusion
Anonymous 2021-04-24 (Sat) 20:17:27 No. 8822
They call her a bounty hunter but how often does she hunt bounties? It seems more often she's following missions given by the Galactic Federation.
If I kill a lot of one group it doesn't stop being a hate crime verging on genocide if I also sometimes kill other things.
Planets tend to blow up any time she's around in general. Not a good look.
Anonymous 2021-04-24 (Sat) 20:19:13 No. 8823
By merging with melting cheese and becoming a helpless child who obeys the computer words of a daddy figure?
Anonymous 2021-04-24 (Sat) 20:20:58 No. 8824
Oh, and blowing up another entire planet by crashing a research station into it (not even sure how this possible, was the station made of antimatter)?
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