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Capitalism is all the free people's of middle earth in gradual decline with elves leaving, the Men of Gondor without a King for century's and in decline not to mention men like the Haradrim and Easterlings wanting to side with us.

We are Sauron the necromancer hiding out in Mirkwood we are rapidly building our power in the background and following the ideal theory to get more power.

We will continue gaining power and achieve world domination or in this case world communism unless the capitalists can achieve a miracle akin to throwing the ring in mount doom.


middle earth is simply a story about two short men destroying one short mans ring.

Its a homosexual fever dream.

The "eye of sauron" is the hot, fiery, red raw ring piece, feared but also cherished


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Have you read The Last Ringbearer? You might like it, it basically comes at it from the angle you're talking about


Sauron is capitalism. He enroaches everything with his presence.

Saruman was a social democrat turned fascist. He was a scientist, an engineer, and a visionary. He became corrupted by capitalism and used his ingenuity for industrial genocide.

The race of Men are the Slavs. They were once great, and fought nobly against capitalism (USSR), but eventually became corrupted by the power of capitalism (the ring) and greed.

The elves are the Chinese. They fought against capital with the Slavs at some point, but when Men became corrupted, they broke relations entirely.

The dwarves are ex-Yugoslavia. No, I will not elaborate.

Aragorn is the next Lenin, essentially.

The hobbits are the tendency of the rate of profit to fall.

When the time comes, we will have to make a last stand to distract capital, force it's gaze upon us, while the hobbits do their final work and decimate the rate of profit.


Sounds epic I will check it out


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We have a Lord of the Rings thread you retarded fuck


It’s good to have fun joyless retard


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<I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author.”
<― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring


Mordor is communist. They have industry and all the orca live in the same material conditions. Even their generals and captains sleep and eat with the enlisted orcs. Sauron and Saruman are your Maos and Kims and Stalins.

Everyone else lives in a social democrat petit bourgeois utopia. People have small businesses, own lands that others toil. Sam is Frodo's gardner, is visibly poorer, but they're best friends.

Gondor is a reactionary hellhole, no tax policy and just letting people fend for themselves. If anyone gets too uppity they crush them.

Rohan is feudal. You have the royals, the soldiers and everyone else is a peasant who lives in literal horse shit.

Dwarves are greedy fucks nobody likes, that just dig shiny things everyone wants but still looks down on Dwarves.

Woodland Elves are egotistical hippies that enjoy fucking with everyone who is different from them.

High Elves are cultists.

And they all tolerate each other. But here comes someone who sees through the fucking charade, decides to fuck over everyone who decided to make for themselves "rings of power", even though they had power over the land in every meaningful way but nah, needed a physical representation on their finger.

Who does Sauron use to shake things up? The orcs, the goblins, the giants, everyone who has been chased away because they don't fit into bougie paradise. Orcs literally come from the ground. But no, preserving trees is much more important than giving orcs jobs and places to live.


yeah Sauron is basically an explicit stand-in for Stalinism


>Sauron is basically an explicit stand-in for Stalinism

WTF based Sauron.

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