Anonymous 2022-01-01 (Sat) 17:10:15 No. 669428
>>665444 Rarely have I seen a more punchable face.
Anonymous 2022-01-01 (Sat) 18:47:16 No. 669517
>>668138 >>669400 bro what the fuck is this
Zucc is a fucking retard
There is no advantage to fucking strapping your monitor to your face for the sake of having something that has no real practical advantage over a video confrence aside from "feeling present".
In fact this is a significant downgrade because it's hard to do other things like, i dunno, drink fucking water while in a meeting while you're wearing a kilo of plastic strapped over your fucking eyes
Anonymous 2022-01-01 (Sat) 19:07:38 No. 669542
>>669517 I think it could be useful in theory, if expanded way beyond the realm of emulating a typical office environment. With good hand sensors you could theoretically quickly and easily create complex concept representations in a 3D space, even if you have no art/drawing ability.
And future goggles will be lightweight enough that you can probably toggle the screen on and off so you can use them as regular glasses if you want and can drink or eat without having to take them off.
I think the hardware and software too immature right now for them to be very useful for meetings, but it'll probably be the future of meetings within a few decades. Seems like they may be trying to push this too soon.
Anonymous 2022-01-01 (Sat) 19:32:35 No. 669563
>>669542 I didn't say "what is the point of VR" I asked what the fuck is the point of Zucc's retarded Metaverse.
Anonymous 2022-01-01 (Sat) 20:37:58 No. 669629
>>669563 >I asked what the fuck is the point of Zucc's retarded Metaverse. Zuck is a monopoly capitalist, he wants monopoly rent or super profits, so think along that line.
Anonymous 2022-01-01 (Sat) 20:42:47 No. 669634
Nice feet
Anonymous 2022-01-10 (Mon) 14:47:41 No. 685204
>>685198 >Bourgs actually thinking someone will put on the vr headset with all that entails, pick a place to go in vr, go to walmart, and experience in vr going to the market. >Instead of just using an amazon like webpage without putting with all that bullshit. >Or going IRL. How come bourgs have that need to invent already existing things, but more complicated?
Like, this happens all the time on the tech industry.
Anonymous 2022-01-10 (Mon) 18:10:28 No. 685416
>>685198 its going to take twice as long to do your shopping in VR than going into the shop, with all the animations, not to mention the computer will probably crash halfway through
Anonymous 2022-01-10 (Mon) 18:13:01 No. 685422
>>685204 bourgs think people enjoy the experience of going to their shitty Walmart stores and think VR can provide that.
It really goes to show how out of touch they are.
Anonymous 2022-01-11 (Tue) 03:14:18 No. 686277
Don't lose sight of how dangerous this can be. If they're successful in moving the majority of human to human communication on there they will surely develop alogos that read what you discuss to serve you targeted ads and they'd surely use it against us
Anonymous 2022-01-11 (Tue) 03:19:41 No. 686287
Literally how is this different from a videogame
Anonymous 2022-01-11 (Tue) 03:21:42 No. 686288
>>686287 It's completely unfun and boring.
Anonymous 2022-01-11 (Tue) 04:11:06 No. 686327
>>686283 Because he Metaverse is supposed to be one big "on brand" virtual shopping mall where everything is optimized to make you spend money through microtransactions. It's meant to capture people's identity in the way social media did but forums did not, but in VR. If it's all perceived to be a big space, hoever the actual implementation works, all other more compartmentalized platforms are perceived as more limited and become subject to FoMO(Fear Of Missing Out) and with how VR requires an investment, people flock to the one "bigger", "more complete" and backed by
Facebook Meta .
Anonymous 2022-01-11 (Tue) 04:39:33 No. 686348
>>686283 >digital property in metaverse I don't get it? It's a virtual space. They are not limited by a 2D surface like land IRL. They can have however much space they want. They can compress and stretch things however they want. Each person could have their own custom virtual boulevard that has a customized set of locations that sync up with anybody else there when you enter that space (or an adjacent one). They are in a virtual world and not taking advantage of the technology at all.
Anonymous 2022-01-11 (Tue) 05:28:24 No. 686387
>>686327 Yet even in Second Life most people use the teleport function to just jump to where they want to go. The large map actually makes vehicles meaningless because of navigating around private lots. Meanwhile in the VR platforms that are just many self-contained worlds this is not a problem since rest rest of the platform doesn't exist till the user jumps to them, thus if you want to race you just load up a racing word that lay out was designed by whoever did the map and you even have tricks like looping edges thus a endless track if you want.
Anonymous 2022-01-11 (Tue) 07:05:48 No. 686455
>>669400 ROFL. Is that supposed to be a taste of what it may be like? Is that what he means by feeling present? Poorly animated avatars of people you know moving spastically? Can't wait to see this dumb shit crash and burn.
Anonymous 2022-01-11 (Tue) 07:13:46 No. 686461
>>686348 That's right you don't get it.
Normalfags have only ever accessed the internet though the limitations of corporate portals. The limits were already firmly in place when they arrived. They were never exposed to the inherently accelerationist real internet.
They definitely don't see these developments as limiting, a downgrade, regression, or subversion of what came before. Anything is better than nothing.
Anonymous 2022-01-11 (Tue) 07:26:21 No. 686465
Oh yeah and they like it. It's not that they're bluepilled and if only they wised up they could escape the matrix … No they love that shit. I've talked to enough iCucks to know that they love artificial scarcity. They like to know their place in the system and be in that place.
Anonymous 2022-01-11 (Tue) 16:45:03 No. 686901
>>665400 My thoughts exactly.
Anonymous 2022-01-11 (Tue) 17:00:41 No. 686927
>>686283 How trollable is this shit?
Like, can I buy land specifically to start a commune and overthrow the digital bourgeoisie, or are there digital cops?
Anonymous 2022-01-11 (Tue) 17:02:52 No. 686933
>>686277 They would have to really funnel people into it by force.
Most people hate this shit irl let alone in the virtual world.
Anonymous 2022-01-11 (Tue) 17:09:06 No. 686943
>>686874 Farmville/Candy Crush/Farm Hero >>> All of Newgrounds
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 03:19:05 No. 687752
>>686943 Not really, but since the corporations killed Flash, shitty phone and steam games for 5.99 have replaced free content for the people.
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 06:39:04 No. 687935
>>686874 >>687490 Oh god it's so shit. How is it so shit?
It's like technological progress actually runs backwards.
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 06:41:05 No. 687936
>>686943 Well that's just flat out untrue.
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 07:38:56 No. 687971
>>687490 It's a matter of time, if it's already not the case, for integrated GPU's on the cheaper side to handle VR. The gear itself will be either subsidized or sold at a massive loss, since it seems Meta is committing to this bit, and the profit is on becoming the Facebook of VR and selling microtransactions.It's the recurring payments and market share that matters. Once they have become the dominant force in the nascent VR market , maybe alongside a few other Big Tech competitors, they have achieved what every GaaS strives for, a permanent cubicle microtransaction farm of normies to last forevermore, that never gets outdated and has no (wildcard)competition. A government sanctioned cartel of "social" platforms to psychologically abuse you for consumerist or mercenary profit, now in VR.
Meta(maybe some other VR pusher) will eventually, sooner than later, soft-merge with the US government and get subsidized distribution of their VR stuff to educational institutions. From then a sort of soft endorsement of the tech will stem from governments and a wave of subsidies with "educational" and "therapeutic" pretexts will massively drive down the cost of VR gear.
Microtransactions, subscriptions and psychologically manipulations to assign value to digital goods with the help of control over "social platforms" is the way of profit and , same as GaaS seemed back then like an obscene model for the absolute bottom feeders, same as the Facebook pay to wait games once seemed like a temporary quick exploit on normies, same as the e-gambling once looked like a quick trap for boomers, same as woke king of the hill antics once was a phase of identity seeking tweens on Tumblr, same as nobody would buy overpriced IPhones,
profit will be sought at the cost of whatever dystopian consequences, no matter how absurd in the face of reason. The sooner you realize that capitalists have you
by the brain , the better.
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 07:45:22 No. 687973
>>687971 Exactly. What people downplaying the present technological appositeness of this prototype fail to account for is prudence: Sure it's unimpressive now, but it requires either naivety or obstinance to not understand that furtherance is only a matter of DUE TIME.
The metaverse signifies something bigger, an imminent, paradigmatic change in life's arrangements; something which will arise even if the metaverse itself fails to immediately ramify this.
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 08:16:20 No. 687998
So make virtual communist society so people can be despooked on what it would be like actualized.
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 08:38:55 No. 688013
>>687998 No chance. VR will be the most intense capitalist realism the world has ever seen.
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 10:26:03 No. 688098
>>687973 >The metaverse signifies something bigger, an imminent, paradigmatic change All the markerting buzzwords
Fucking facebook shills trying to create hype for this stillbirth
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 10:38:48 No. 688119
>>688098 Except for the part where the change in question isn't something worth marketing. This imminence is something to dread, not laud.
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 11:30:17 No. 688162
>>688119 >This imminence Stop trying to make this a thing you fucking shill. There is nothing in it for the users other than the novelty of fucking around with a VR headset for a few weeks. Phone screens are a worse experience but they are good enough, and there is no compelling function in the zuckverse to justify the extra steps of putting on goggles. Any amount of research would tell you people really dislike putting stuff on their face, that's why they pay a premium for extra light and rimless glasses or put up with the hassle of contact lenses that involves stabbing your self in the eye with your finger twice a day while forcefully spreading your eyelids apart, and regularly having itchy eyes when you forgot to take out the contacts over night. All that pain just to not have a thing on the face. People got really upset about not seeing full faces because of antiviral masks, imagine how much irritation blocking out eyes will cause. Most people have not tried out VR, and there is a huge unknown of how much of the population will be able to tolerate it. VR goggles will find their uses, but it's not going to usher in a new society where ideology is materialized into a piece of technology.
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 12:20:17 No. 688193
>>688162 >Still perceiving me as a shill and seething over it, instead of understanding that I'm the literal opposite lmao you are a fucking retard, neck
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 12:20:54 No. 688197
>>688162 nta
Meta is inconsequential, it may very well be investor bait with rebranding on the side. It's the concept of normalized VR(and later AR) as a part of human experience enclosed. That's the big deal how, with the help of psychology and the internet, capitalists have enclosed more and more of people's experience of their environment and each other and sold it back through "social" and mass media. It's a two pronged offensive where more human experience is enclosed and also made more deceptive as technology permits to analyze and each user's experience in greater detail.
VR/AR whoever makes it mainstream is a further encroaching on the human experience that , although gimmicky before wide adoption, represents a big declaration of intent. It's not games or gossip or news or emotional highs or entertainment or politics or psyops or surveillance or anything else but that capitalists are actually contemplating that it can all be packaged into a shitty all encompassing escapist fantasy with just enough reality in it for people to
trust it . Not live in it, just become invested enough that it can worm itself into the rest of a person like social media has done, but with greater capacity to absorb your experience and expand to other areas.
It doesn't matter if the Metaverse fails, the same way it didn't matter when Digg failed or Myspace failed because Reddit and Facebook were molded into the same ideas. And became the schizo nightmare scenarios that no boomer magnet or soyboy platform could ever become. Everyone was sure all the techbro platforms that now dominate the internet and shape reality in the service of glowies were just another bubble.
I'm just saying that let's not underestimate Porky's ability to bring dystopian shit into reality. That they have the intent is cause enough for alarm.
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 12:30:11 No. 688203
Zuckerberg wishes that normies will adapt to wearing a sweaty mask for 36 hours per day, but they never will. They like phones.
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 12:56:21 No. 688219
>>688193 >Still perceiving me as a shill because you are predicting against the odds that the zuckverse will be a thing, it's irrelevant that you attach a scathing criticism on top of that. Negative advertisement works as well as positive advertisement.
>>688197 >Everyone was sure all the techbro platforms that now dominate the internet and shape reality in the service of glowies were just another bubble. Because that's what they are, these predictions aren't wrong, surveillance capitalism is a bubble because it disenfranchises people through surveillance and data about powerless disenfranchised people becomes valueless.
>I'm just saying that let's not underestimate Porky's ability to bring dystopian shit into reality. That they have the intent is cause enough for alarm. There is diminishing returns and increasing costs preventing further advancement into this direction. The premise you have is that it's like drugs , but societies far more impotent than ours have reliably been able to break that. It is easier to make chemicals than vr-worlds and the mental hold of chemicals is far more powerful.
Anonymous 2022-01-12 (Wed) 13:03:25 No. 688222
>>688216 >the primary "function" of the girlfriend is to feed you a food cube must be a Japanese thing
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