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 No.686172

Marx and Engels did victorian era facebook personality quizzes that survived for posterity. Marx's answers sound like a shitpost while Engels sounds like the first male feminist.

 No.686176

You posted this yesterday

 No.686190

>take it aisy
What did he mean by this?

 No.686193

>>686190
he wasn't very gut at English

 No.686195

>Your aversion: affected stuck up women
Engels: the first Stacey destroyer.

 No.686196

>>686193
wait that's engles
maybe that's how they used to spell it idk

 No.686207

Marx was just a weird dude and that's why he's awesome. If he had been alive he'd totally be an ironybro on twitter.

 No.686219

>>686172
Imagine being some grown ass philosopher in your 40s and doing this

 No.686230

>Hero none
>Heroinetoo many to name one

>Your idea of happinessTo fight

>Your idea of miseryTo submit
they were so fucking cringe

 No.686235

>>686230
it is your gay submission fetish that is cringe

 No.686239

>>686230
No, dudes rock.

 No.686240

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>>686230
cringe to us
think about it, nostalgia critic used to be one of the most populate internet personality only 15 years ago, and now we look back at it as total utter cringe
now imagine going back 160 years ago. what was humor back then? what was considered cool?

 No.686248

>>686230
>>686240
Feeling cringe is the biggest sign of an oversocialized neurotic.

 No.686252

>>686240
I would say it's surprising that westoid men would be so cucked out to westoid women that they soak their jacket in a puddle and have a woman walk over it rather than just have her walk around the fucking puddle….

but to this day the customary ritual that begins a marital engagement is literally a man kneeling before a woman and offering her a chunk of his yearly earnings in the form of an actually worthless rock controlled by a jeweler cartel, in a display of extreme submission

 No.686256

>>686230
How old are you, retard lmao

 No.686258

>>686219
Imagine doing the quiz your young daughter gives you.

Oh wait, you can't imagine it because you are a worthless piece of shit virgin.

 No.686260

>>686235
no, marx was just an edgy fuck
>drunkard
>fucked up sleep schedule
>duels random people for fun
>"Everything that exists deserves to perish"
>raped his maid
>didn't attend his father's funeral
>NEET
>probably psychotic

 No.686262

you posted this yesterday >>683282

 No.686266

>>686260
Even if this were true, people still remember him 150 years later, while not even 15 people would visit your funeral if you died right now, loser.

 No.686275

>>686260
he wouldn't have been able to get to his father's funeral in time idiot
they didn't have all the preservative shit they do now, you buried people a couple days after they died back then

 No.686290

>>686260
Only one of these is actually bad, the others make him sound like a fun person.

 No.686291

>>686260
Your life sounds so fucking boring dude

>raped his maid

I've never seen evidence of this, not even a letter

 No.686372

>>686260
>>didn't attend his father's funeral
His dad didn't come to his either so it's even isn't it

 No.686377

TAKE IT AISYYYY

 No.686404

>>686377
Engels was a homie

 No.686407

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>>686190
he prolly got it from working class Irish in Manchester
didn't Lenin also speak English with an Irish accent

 No.686429

>>686407
Nice, mystery solved

 No.686432

>>686429
it's literally the first result on google for "take it aisy"
https://aadl.org/node/125816

 No.686433

>>686432
I literally didn't care to Google a perceived typo

 No.686437

>>686407
The Hibernian Conspiracy grows.

 No.686440

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>>686407
>Irish are too much of bucolic catholic noble savages to take a train
what

 No.686444

>>686190
It's meme language, just like Bruh or sus

 No.686452

>>686444
>>686433
>/leftypol/ literally cannot handle non-standard english
ok mr. private school

 No.686463

wtf is violet powder?

 No.686470

The contrast between Marx/Engels and actual Marxist revolutionaries is pretty hilarious. The former acted like certified bohemians, not really taking anything seriously and pontificating bemusedly to themselves while the latter were straight up stone cold terminators.

I bet if you put Marx (and especially Engels) in a room with Lenin or Mao or Che they would not get along at all lmao

 No.686471

>>686440
the irish women's transport union actually unionized the people forced to pull those stone cars from the flintstones

 No.686474

>>686470
idk marx was cranky and he had boils on his ass while he was writing das kapital. I think Che and Engels might get along given their similar-ish lives.

 No.686476

>>686474
Oh don't get me wrong, Marx absolutely took his work seriously and was completely dedicated to the cause, but I just can't see him actually leading a successful revolution. He was too undisciplined and college-y.

Fair point with Che, but despite his party animal tendencies, he was the kind of guy willing to spend years in a third world shithole jungle getting shot at by soldiers while trying to speak a language he doesn't really know to illiterate peasants who think he's a spy (and proceed report him to said soldiers). Imagine the flamboyant, socialite Engels doing that shit kek

 No.686478

>>686463
it's a cosmetic, for ladies

 No.686482

>>686470
>>686476
what are you even talking about you fucking clown. marx was a revolutionary that played a leading role in the 1848 revolutions and lived half his life in exile in slums after being chased by half the monarchies in continental europe
i can tell by your use of "kek" that you're probably a loser in some shithole suburb in middle america living in an opioid fever dream and need to kill yourself ASAP

 No.686488

>>686482
Are we rewriting history now? Truth is Marx led a small sect, did book clubs and wrote newspapers in 1848, not exactly a revolutionary leading role. He was exiled for his writings, not because of his actions.

 No.686502

>>686488
revolutions have always been led by newspapers and pamphlets, they're a good way to disseminate information and directions among the revolting masses

 No.686511

check out the first thread >>683282 if you want to actually fill out the form for fun, i put a template farther down in the thread >>684882 please ignore the harry potter sperging i did

 No.686515

>>686502
Epic Trotskyist Moment

 No.686840

>>686240
ngl I thought the joke was that the dude was dabbing

 No.686848

>>686502
Insert Trot copypasta about growing rank and file here.

 No.686870

>>686476
>Imagine the flamboyant, socialite Engels doing that shit kek

Bruh, Engels literally participated in a revolution in Germany in 1849

 No.686880

>>686444
Ok mr. sussy bruh

 No.687023

>>686476
Utter bullshit. Engels fought in one of the 40s revolutions, I believe in Hungary, and they all thought he was dead. He was one of the few in his team who was able to escape capture.

>>686488
Marx was highly inolved with the IWA and the early socialist parties like the French Worker's Party. The man absolutely did organize.

Engels even more so - the majority of the SPD from the 1880s on until the early 1900s was Marxist because of his organizing, which led to Karl Kautsky, which in turn inspired Lenin who modelled his party after the SPD of the time (the split with Kautsky happened after WW1).

Both Marx and Engels made huge practical contributions that directly inspired 1917 to happen, even beyond their immeasurable theory.

 No.687034

>>686372
I am embarassed to admit that I was confused for about 6 seconds…

 No.687036

>>687023
Correction: Engels fought during the Baden Revolution and also commanded troops during the Elberfeld uprising.


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