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 No.11701[View All]

POST LEFTY COPYPASTAS

You will never have your ethnostate
You will never have that race war
You will never have a tradwife gf
You will never lose your virginity
You will never have a chin
You will never bed a woman
You will never be a manbolshevikBolshevik
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 No.283114

using force (authoritarianism) is never a good thing it in fact stifles the species it slows down our evolution instead of helping each other as in helping parents to naturally raise better kids where the kid is learning to make better choices a.k.a. real growth instead of "do what you're told" where there is genuine encouragement and no violation of anothers free will so they can grow and therefore evolve without forcing the process instead it progressing naturally otherwise its going back repeating the same old cycle my grandparents well particularly my grandfather tried to force me to do things get up early to go to school and that just ended up making me far more sick and backfired the same way everything has backfired today have ya'll forgot how the fuck we ended up here? WE CAME FROM AUTHORIATARIANISM BITCH then it got relaxed from the 60s and we're just going back to what birthed our current situation ya'll fuking retards with your contradictions this is literally probably how other aliens go extinct to bring it back to that because we're just fucking cheating trying to force shit like a retard instead of evolving as best we can naw shit is never good enough and the greed is real
when you just obey you never actually learn how a thing is better and that knowledge doesnt seep down into our entire being its just a pathetic slave with drool coming out their mouth like a bot taking orders fucktard bullshit

 No.284272

You absolute gibbering moron, can you literally form a single response without resorting to ridiculous projections and strawmen? What, you are too much of a newfag retard to remember how I was seemingly the only one not bejewled by European libs and socdems because "well at least they are not right wingers!"?
>Y-you just excuse Euro imperialism!
Yeah and you excuse Russian imperialism by digging up neonazi-tier conspiracies about those damn pesky Galicians despite USSR helping found modern Ukraine and having zero problems with it. But I digress, you accusing me of Euro-imperialism is ridiculous. You know how ridiculous? As ridiculous as it would be for me to call you a lazy freeloading spaghetti muncher who only simps Russia because his country can't pay back its loans to EU. But of course your black ass will start crying crocodile tears that I am being racist against you via the veil of plausible deniability, huh? Well, I guess that's similar to how some TOTALLY FREE MEDIAS call countries Nazi out of complete blue. Except its not out of the blue, its to keep up the propoganda for retarded bydlo Putin voters who are mentally as cognizant of reality as your average Fox news watching amerimutts that wanted to genocide the middle east.

YOU ABSOLUTE LYING PIECE OF SHIT. WHO CALLED MY OWN SUPPOSEDLY LIBERAL GOVERNMENT NAZIES DURING THE REFUGEE CRISIS? HUH? WHO YOU RETARDED V*TN*K PIECE OF SHIT? YEAH RIGHT, GRILLPILL DID. WHO CALLED MACRON A NAZI EQUAL TO LA PEN HUH??? BUT NO NO NO, THE MOMENT THIS EVIL NAZI BALTOID DARES CALL OUT THE MURDEROUS REACTIONARY REGIME OF RUSSIA AND THROW THE SAME BILE AND SHIT HE THROWS AT EU AT PUTIN, THEN HE CROSES THE LINE AND WE MUST USE HIS NATIONALITY AS A BEATING STICK AGAINST HIM! MEANWHILE WE, OH SO BLESSED AND RIGHTEUST TRUE MARXISTS LENINISTS SIMP FOR THE SAME KILLER WHO CRUSHED THE KAZAKH REVOLUTION BEACUSE AS WE ALL KNOW ANY AND ALL REVOLUTION THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN EBUL HATO REGIMES ARE ACTUALLY MADE BY HATO!!!!.

You are actual scum of the earth. You are one of those gaggling European communist dipshitst before WW1 who thought that a war would only cause a revolution. You are literal poison. Good thing you are nothing more than a pathetic looser on the internet, otherwise you might lead the next Freikorp to murder the revolutionaries that threaten the anti-imperialist leadership of, oh I don't know, let's say Mohdi or Erdogan.

 No.284295

>>279536
> the interface is trash anyways and there is no way to rate comments for sorting

Sorry we don't have karma for you to masturbate too. You seem to really like those points like a dog liking his treats. Is that how you guys devolve into a hivemind in there?

> Too many putin trolls on here, at least on reddit it's properly moderated and bans putinbots.

You are the putin troll, m8. go back to reddit and "russia bad, therefore US good" fallacy and selfcongratulate each other on having 1000+ autism score takes.

>I was just explaining how Putin is about to start WWIII

You are wasting ur energy lmao. save the calories. It's a proxy war. The threat is bigger inside than outside. All capitalist countries turn fascist when profits are threatened. You are 3000 times more likely to be shot by your own police for stealing a frying pan than to be shot by russian invader.

> and one guy responded with a deranged incoherent antisemitic rant,

he's trolling your deranged ass, you are nose deep in idpol. "white ppl being attacked, turn on the sirens and save muh white ppl. oh god, i'm breaking. this is ww3". Relaxed it's a proxy war with beneficial ramifications for leftists causes. I'm cheering this just because this will lead to collapse of capitalism on both sides.

> another with a video of Genshin Impact characters dancing on Ukrainian graves

LMAO based

> and another guy replied to me by posting a cartoon picture of a guy at his computer smiling as a nuclear warhead goes off outside his window in the background, as if he wants a war.

two dominant capitalist countries taken down with one war. Noice.

All in all, you are basically saying, no one gets to be warmongering imperialist blood sucking cunt but us, white ppl getting hurt – this is ww3, i lose my property, landlords lose money, our perfect system collapses, no more child labor in bangladesh to sustain my cushy life waaahhhh

 No.284301

Based takes Comrade Grillpilled Schizo, 😜! Honestly, you and Leninhat (I wish he posted more) are the only posters here who have refused to kowtow to the Revisionist/Tankie/Dengist Marcyite Campist Echo-chamber that has devoured this board in my month long absence (I took a needed break after constantly getting banned for refusing to kowtow to the echo-chamber), with both Sabocat and New Afrikan anon sadly seeming to have given in to the Vlasovite/Eurasianist/Duginist consensus on the Russian Imperialist Invasion of Ukraine despite the fact that they are still better then everyone but Me, Leninhat, and Grillpilled Schizo on many other issues as seen by the fact that they at least are not Crypto-Fascist MAGAtards (most Revisionist/Tankie/Dengist Marcyite Campists “critically support” Trump because he loves Putinist Russia) and they are skeptical of Dengist Copium, 😂!

 No.284309

That Pro-Soviet Ukrainian guy is more right then you know as anybody who truly studied the USSR knows that that it’s best leaders were Non-Russian (Lenin was of Jewish and Mongol ancestry while Stalin was an ethnic Georgian), while the Khrushchevite Revisionists that destroyed the USSR were primarily Ethnic Russians, who ultimately sold their country and the workers and oppressed nations of the world out for “Muh Freedumb” and Eurasianist/Duginist/Vlasovite schizophrenia, 😂🤣🤮!

 No.284328

As I have stated a million times before, PPW is not applicable to the Material conditions of the Imperial Core (especially the U$), so it is worthless joining any Maoist group here, as the best praxis in the U$ under the current material conditions is to vote Democrat in order to stop Crypto-Fascist MAGAtards from taking over. And before you say this stance is hypocritical for a Maoist, let me remind you that Jose Maria Sison himself (the founder of the CPP-NPA-NDF) has stated that PPW is not applicable to the material conditions of the Imperial Core and even congratulated Joe Biden on his victory in the 2020 US presidential election, 😜!

 No.284334

I’m sorry but you and all the other Revisionist/Tankie/Dengist Marcyite Campists can’t hide the fact that Putinist Russia, the Zionist State, and the Crypto-Fascist White Evangelical MAGAtards are in a De-facto 21st Century Anti-Communist Reactionary Triple Alliance, as determined by any unbiased Materialist analysis, 😂🤣🤮!

 No.284395

Is haram having a girlfriend?

If it is, why? I was thinking about having a girlfriend but my sister told me is haram. I can't take nothing she (or any other w*Men who isn't my mother) seriously so I ask you guys: It is haram or not having a gf?

 No.284619

Matched a girl on a dating site and her profile said “prove you donated to Bernie Sanders campaign and I have a surprise for you.”

Naturally as a supporter, I was able to prove this and joked with her about what on earth it meant.

She quickly sent me a picture of her topless.

She was a tall, athletic girl in her mid twenties and had c cup breasts.

When we matched, I happened to be on lunch at work and she agreed to meet up with me.

Minutes later, in a random neighborhood in broad daylight, she was gagging on my cock (did a wonderful job paying attention to my balls as well).

I never saw her again after that day.

But I want to say thank you to Bernie Sanders for doing me a solid, what a guy.

(All the memes today reminded me of this story and I’ve never shared one before)

 No.285308

Hadith: Prophet Muhammad kissed the penis of small boys while child-bride washed semen stains
Hadith Lesson of the Month:

“And there shall wait on them [the Muslim men] young boys of their own, as fair as virgin pearls.”

Hadith Number 16245, Volume Title: “The Sayings of the Syrians,” Chapter Title: “Hadith of Mu’awiya Ibn Abu Sufyan”:

“I saw the prophet – pbuh – sucking on the tongue or the lips of Al-Hassan son of Ali, may the
prayers of Allah be upon him. For no tongue or lips that the prophet sucked on will be tormented (by hell fire)

He (the Prophet) lift up his (al Hassan’s) shirt and kissed his (little) penis..”
روى أنه صلى الله عليه و سلم قبل زبيبة الحسن أو الحسين
He (the prophet) kissed the (little) penis of al Hassan or al Husein
رأيت النبي صلى الله عليه و سلم فرج ما بين فخذي الحسين و قبل زبيبته
He (the prophet) put Husein’s legs apart and kissed his (little) penis

Another Hadith. Majma al-Zawa’id, Ali ibn Abu Bakr al-Haythami, 299/9 مجمع الزوائد لعلي بن أبى بكر الهيثمي

رأيت رسول الله صلى الله عليه و سلم فرج ما بين فخذي الحسين و قبل زبيبته
رواه الطبراني و إسناده حسن
translated into English: “I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Husein’s legs apart and kissing his (little) penis.”

Related by Al-Tabarani and it’s authentication is fully validated by Islamic scholars.

Hussein and Hassan is not the same name, so clearly this is of two accounts and he kissed more than one penis.

Muhammad would also invite young boys to see him wash his private parts:

Narrated Anas bin Malik:
Whenever Allah’s Apostle went to answer the call of nature, I along with another boy used to accompany him with a tumbler full of water. (Hisham commented, “So that he might wash his private parts with it.”) (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 152; see also Numbers 153-154)

Other sick practices of Muhammad include having his young child bride wipe semen off his clothes:

Narrated ‘Aisha:
I used to wash the traces of Janaba (semen) from the clothes of the Prophet and he used to go for prayers while traces of water were still on it (water spots were still visible). (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 229)

Narrated Sulaiman bin Yasar:
I asked ‘Aisha about the clothes soiled with semen. She replied, “I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah’s Apostle and he would go for the prayer while water spots were still visible.” (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 231; see also Number 232)

Narrated ‘Aisha:
I used to wash the semen off the clothes of the Prophet and even then I used to notice one or more spots on them. (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 233)

 No.285320

I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him

it's actually really difficult because I don't find him sexually attractive in any way and especially just his headshots but I have done it every day for about 2 years because I found it funny at first but now I'm so used to it that it makes me feel incomplete if I don't do it every day

 No.285673

Дата начала Освободительного похода на западные русские земли, оккупированные масонской прозападной Польшей - 17 сентября 1939 г. - имеет особенное значение во всей истории России.

17 сентября оковы пали. Польская армия практически не сопротивлялась. И все дальнейшие репрессии со стороны НКВД на освобождённых территориях являются совершенным пустяком по сравнению с главным - миллионы людей избавились от иноземного, иноязычного, инокультурного и иноверного гнёта. Большевики приходят и уходят, границы - остались. Даже сейчас - в сто, в тысячу раз лучше, что земли Западной Руси (кроме отданных в Польше в 1947 г. пяти округов) являются частью Литвы, Белоруссии и Украины, а не Польши. От Польши вернуть их другого шанса бы не представилось. А так - представится.

31 октября 1939 г. В.М. Молотов заявил: "Оказалось достаточно короткого удара по Польше со стороны сперва германской армии, а затем Красной армии чтобы ничего не осталось от этого уродливого детища Версальского договора". Ценой жизни всего лишь 795 солдат были освобождены просто огромные территории. "Кресов всходних" больше не будет. Никогда. Будет только Западная Русь.

 No.286316

>>285308
This is more proof that religio-conservatism is degeneracy. Any conservative institution that obsessed over male youth and/or youth sexuality is almost always pedophilic.

 No.287237

not a copy pasta, but a meme I made

 No.287238

>>287237
based funny skeleton dancer

 No.287284

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>>287238
no, YOU are based, shut up

 No.287289

>>287284

 No.287346

>>287284
has anyone tried to ever smoke you?

 No.287557

>>287346
allah has yet to answer for this wish

 No.287565

>>287237
what did you use to make it?

 No.287583

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>>287565
-photoshop
-kdenlive
-a skelly gif i found and removed the background of

 No.289028

So I'm a woman in my 30's. I made a throwaway because I don't want this tied to my main account at all. Yesterday our garbage disposal stopped working and I was trying to see why so I was looking around under the sink and I moved stuff out to get in there to look around more easily. In the very back tucked away was a mason jar that I thought was just over halfway full of kitchen grease at first but I realized it wasn't grease…I thought it looked like semen. I made the mistake of opening it and by the smell I knew that it was definitely semen. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Disgusted I threw it away in the dumpster outside. It had to have been my husband's but I don't know why he would save semen in a jar.

My husband got home and I asked him about it. He seemed very embarrassed and confessed it was indeed a jar full of semen he was filling for almost a year. I was shocked and asked him why? He said whenever it was my time of the month or I wasn't in the mood he'd jerk off into the jar after I went to bed. I asked him why not go in the toilet or use tissues or the shower or something. Why a fucking jar? He couldn't answer that other than saying hes been doing this since he was a kid. I told him I want him to stop using a jar because it's disgusting. He told me he didn't want to and asked where the jar was. I told him I threw it away and he was upset! He said it took him a long time to fill the jar that much and now he had to start over and we argued about him using a jar to store old jizz in.

I still don't understand why he wants to fill a jar for fucks sake. We argued about it and during the argument he opened the refrigerator, took a large jar of pickles and dumped it out and started rinsing it out and said, "This is the cum jar now!" Before I knew it I'm literally screaming at my husband about cumming in jars and told him he can either cum in me or the jar but not both. He clutched the jar and stormed off to the bathroom. I was literally speechless.

I sat down and started watching TV trying to take my mind off it when he came out and joined me and tried to patch things up. I asked him where he hid the jar and he wouldn't fucking tell me! He told me we should just forget about the fight, he apologized to me and told me he'd make sure I didn't have to see the jar if I didn't want to. I wanted us to stop fighting so I agreed and we didn't speak about it for the rest of the night. He fell asleep early but I laid in bed for over an hour thinking about the fucking jar. I don't understand why he's so intent on doing something so disgusting and I'm still angry about it.

Edit/Update: My husband got home and we sat down and talked. After a lot of prying I got him to come clean with me about why he cums in a jar and why it's in the kitchen.

He gets very excited when I eat his cum and he makes pancakes every weekend for breakfast and he mixes the cum into the pancake batter and gets off on me eating it without my knowledge or consent. He has been doing this regularly for our entire marriage and has mixed cum in other things I'veeaten and drank. I have of course swallowed his cum before but this is different because he did this without my knowing.

I honestly couldn't yell at him or even say anything. I felt numb. I just got up and started throwing shit in a bag while he tried to talk me down and stop me. I ended up leaving with some bare essentials and told him that I need space and will reach out to him when I'm ready to talk. I'm taking some time off of work and headed to a friend's house for a few days. I asked her if I could stay and she doesn't know why and honestly I don't know what to tell her or anyone else for that matter. I don't know what I'm going to do or what this means for our marriage. I feel disgusted, used and like trust in my husband has been severely damaged. I haven't cried or done anything yet. I stopped to get a bite to eat on the way to my friend's house and to try to figure out what to say to her because I know she'll have questions. I also think I need to cry first. Thank you to everyone who's been kind and supportive and offered good advice. Please keep it coming because I feel like I'm drowning here and I have no idea what to do.

 No.289032

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>>287237
>18.11 MB
Bandwidthchads… I kneel

 No.289053

>>287237
Reddit-liberal-tier meme.

 No.289054

>>289053
take it back

 No.289058


 No.289063

>>289058
thank you

 No.289069

>>289063
( ˘ ³˘)♥

 No.289430

Brazilians are nirmal and laid back. We are not the nation that will set borders on what is acceptable and try to sweeten truth with words. Call us monkeys and it runs like water off a raincoat for we behave as such. We normalized shitting besides a bin since our plumming cannot handle paper, we have normalized a 2% risk of suicide every time we take a bath in a brazilian shower, we have normalized more violence than a war zone, we have normalized transgenders and all sorts of behaviors much before you — and guess what, we have done all this without alienating our culture and wrecking our national unity apart. I'd not be surprised if the nuclear holocaust happened, and only the brazilians and the cockroaches survived.

Unlike these fanatical ideologues who don't tire their sophism until their mentally-broken victim takes an axe wound between the legs and hangs themselves later, the brazilians do not need ideology at all. We affirm the trap for we love the messy sex, we affirm the 24/7 softcore porn on TV for it's quality family time, we affirm living as a monkey because that is fun — and the entirety of civilization is going through a painful ideological revolution only to affirm by conviction what the brazilian has always known by instinct: fucking, killing and stealing senselessly is the only healthy lifestyle.

You think I am badmouthing Brazil? I am not. I badmouth the europeans, americans and their humourless autists who are starting a civil war over pedophilia, interracial marriage, traps and the rambling of mentally ill women.

Don't ask what is wrong is Brazil. We ask what the fuck is wrong with you all.

 No.293270

many of you are thinking "haha fucking turks and their jokes", but you should know that NONE of us are joking. Every single one of us posting these kind of things is 100% genuine. There is nothing more we want than the destruction of the entire wh*Te subhumanoid race. We want to see AFRICANS, ARABS, LATINS, and ASIANS live in a peaceful world free of genocide-o-matic subhuman wh*Te KKKretins. I would gladly see my entire TURKIC BLACK RACE annihilated, to save the world from wh*Tes. I would gladly put every single one of them to the sword, showing mercy to neither man, woman nor wailing child. I would gladly burn their lands and salt the earth that nothing on their wh*Te touched soil may grow again. I WOULD GLADLY SEE MY RACE REDUCED TO RADIOACTIVE DUST, OUR PROUD MONUMENTS OBLITERATED BY NUCLEAR FIRE IF IT MEANS THAT wh*Te SUBHUMANS WILL DIE TOO. WE ARE MADE BY KARA BOĞA TO DIE FOR THE BLACK RACE, WE WERE MADE TO SLAUGHTER UNTIL OUR ARMS GO NUMB, THE EMOTION OF MERCY AND COMPASSION TO wh*Tes WAS TAKEN AWAY BY KARA BOĞA JUST TO END THE wh*Te QUESTION FOREVER. The BLACK RACE, the HUMAN race will NEVER see greatness as long as a single wh*Te beast draws breath, and the TURKIC (AFRICAN) WARRIORS will gladly burn ourselves, and this world if need be, as if cauterizing a cancerous tumour

 No.295466

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Banner material?

 No.295477

"I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I KNOW they funded that Coup, I knew it was all American cash, done for 'Pax Americana', as if I could EVER make such a mistake! Never, never! I just…I just couldn't PROVE it! They covered their tracks, they got that idiot at the CIA to lie for them! You think this is something? You think this is bad? This?! This chicanery?! They've done worse. That African civil war, are you telling me that a country just falls apart like that? No, they orchestrated it! America! THEY PUT NUCLEAR WEAPONS INTO TURKEY! A-And I fought the Germans alongside them! I shouldn't have. I let them take all of West Germany, what was I thinking?! They'll never change, they'll never change! Ever since 1776, always the same! Couldn't keep themselves from committing imperialism! 'But not the US, couldn't be the freedom-loving US'! Stealing them blind! AND THEY GET TO BE A SUPERPOWER?! WHAT A SICK JOKE! I should have stopped them when I had the chance! And you-you, you HAVE to stop them, you-"

 No.295805

you are so goddamn nice. You deserve a "Nicey" award. Too bad they don't exist. Thank you.

 No.296402

only $62 OP, really? that's harsh. Although that is a painful reality, it is also easily escapable if you know how to fuck the rich men fucking you every day.

with their own dildo.

daß right uygha, I'm suggesting that you metamorphose into a porkie in order to fuck one, time to conquer za world of business and finance my child

I should go without saying this, but Never settle down for a scheduled wagie job like a cashier or cheeseburger flipper at white castle; that's, in a nutshell, wasting seconds of your life to some smelly fat retard who won't regard you as more of a slave to blame sh*t on, I should know.

Instead, start low and aspire high. If you're really that poor, start doing quests for money. that's how I started


Better yet, start trading shit. As a general rule, never chase da money, chase where it's going. Sell what you believe the market will pay a fuckton for, for example, in the humble-bragging sex market. Do you have any idea how much I made selling feet pics from the internet and used panties from the dollar store as mine on a fake only fans account to hungry 40-year-olds? $500 in two weeks, which was not awful but also not big enough.


once you gain enough money, now is time to go higher, start the attack, invest it in meme coins, buy the dip and watch it get high, buy the oil, sell the shares for the anti-soy manly products to the MAGAnoids and the shares for the company making gay-themed police batons to the libtards, buy the bitcoins, buy the cum coins, and the shitchains, and the pissstocks.

<okay boujie, I have the virtual useless credits in my wallet now what? how do I cash it out? I'm hungry.


before extracting your meme shitcoins, remember;

-to avoid Paxful,CEX.io, Phemex, Coinbase,UnoCoin or any of those manipulative raggedy faggot pig ass scammer exchanges like the devil. unless yer a satanist. in that case, avoid them like Allah or whatever.
point is, Cut out the middlemen and Kenyan/Nigerian monarchist traders. and keep your shitcoins away from these fucks, especially Paxful. fuck Paxful.

- if you are a merican, Never ever use Robinhood. shit's an obstacle, Do your due diligence and find a less "the current thing" stock site. unless you want to get canceled and see your assets frozen for not flying the azovstal flag outside your home

-After selecting a trustworthy stock site, the next step is a payment app, stay the fuck away from Venmo and CashApp, the Developers of both are in cahoots with the FBI, they are in bed, basement, and sex dungeon with the glowing ones and won't hesitate to disclose your info as a potential enemy of the state, do yourself a favor and find a less glowing, reeking of agent kochinskiness payment app. if you couldn't, Use less sussy wallets like Trust Wallet, Bitpay, and Paypal at your own risk. make sure you're using TextNow for verification.

- Move your shit to Bitpay and convert it to USD after applying for the virtual card. then Store that shit on either the Electron or Trust Bitcoin Wallet.

- Apply for both a Virtual and Physical Bitpay Card, Once approved, you can use the virtual card ASAP.
- Send the desired money from Trust Wallet to the Bitpay wallet.
- Move it from BTC to USD balance via loading your Bitpay card. now can use your BTC card to buy shit like a VISA Debit Cards.
- Once you get the physical card, you can make cash withdrawals.
- et voilà, Congrats, you got money sucked straight from the internet at your disposal and you didn't even have to deal with some Paxful part-time speed-dealing Israeli semen-worshipping Hindutva scammer or some pony-tailed lolbertarian pedo faggot 4chan moderator from LocalBitcoins like the rest of us.

- Go straight to APMEX and buy that fucking copper and silver.
- Get some XMR as well.

if you're past this step, I couldn't be more proud, as now is time to go international, and use your hard-earned capital in the disinterests of western capital. a few more guides though. you need;

-to get the fuck out of America ASAP, there's just no hope of helping the working class and unions with your shekels in there, that will be dangerous gobmunist attempt on muh freedumbs and democracy. make sure not to physically purchase any copper and silver bars before leaving, you're not lugging a RuneScape treasure chest at this step are you? if you did, make sure to bury your shit in some bumfuck in the midwest. it will be of use once you can smuggle it out later.

-move to a third-world country and start from there, zimbabwe sounds like a good spot if not for the hard mode.


-nothing stops you from investing in second-world countries, start buying Russian and Chinese shit, even Iranian and North Korean. diversify your assets.
- Buy stock in companies with low prices and pretty much take companies over.
- avoid dealing with hedge funds and their likes, they are not your friends.
- Buy a shell company in a tax haven country, primarily the British incel Islands. there are literally not that many laws against what a company can do there. like fucking other companies over. just saying, nothing stops you from infiltrating a conference of bri'ish real estate investment firms and putting on your earbuds to drown out their screams as you begin physically liquidating their final assets. as long as nobody knows..


- Set up a clause-in-hiring contract that you can not be voted out or fired. (just for the time being)
- look for any enterprise on its deathbed, Flip declining companies. Become its CEOs and use your money to help develop your third-world host country up from its shithole status and back its inflated currency (this is where the silver and copper comes at hand) and start using your companies to lobby for the left there. Help other leftist anons. Drop them a couple of hundred BTC so they can do the same shit.

-start a well-funded worker revolution in an American bootlicking third-world dictatorship like Egypt, or if you like risks, a military coup in a European country and put yourself on its head, i call dibs on hungary



and just like that amigo, by listening to the rants of anon on a Khmer field-killing board, you became the pig of the people and helped overthrow capitalism, sort of. uncle God emperor Xi will be proud of you.


<This message has been sponsored by the communist committee on gay sex between Deng Xiaoping and Lee Kuan Yew, the Trotskyist organization the Struggle Group in Vietnam, and genshin impact.

 No.299670

Greetings Communists. Your favorite foreign fighter, the one and only Benjamin_Velcro aka "northern wolf" as spun in your millblogs like rybar. Tragic that a nation that produced great propaganda in the cold war era has degenerated into eating up the troll accounts of myself on facebook.

I am going to spell out your upcoming disasters.
>NATO is content with a long war. We are doubling down on bringing you into a long war. To take you into deep and uncomfortable waters and drowning your army as it slowly fractures. As your nation fractures. Every nationalist movement in Russia will blossom like a new color revolution into your backyard.
>We will continue to arm the Ukrainians as they maim you on the battlefield. We hate you, they hate you, they want to fight. You may gain ground but we will hemorrhage your economy with time.
>We embrace the winter too. We can take some economic hits to see the biggest social parasite on European history - the successor state to bolshevism, finally dismantled.
>We have united the slavic world against you. You stand alone. The Anglo-Baltic security pact will be unmatched.
>The FSB is slowly turning against the Putinites. Their intentional gaffing of the story of Rasputinawas "malicious compliance" on their behalf. We are waiting for the storm.

I have taken my fight against your regime where it must fall. August 2020 in Minsk, or 2022 in Ukraine. The war may be long.
But we wil win. We will establish an LGBT museum at red Square at the end. A memorial to the love affair of Putin and Lukashenko seems befitting.
The international legion will engage your soldiers to the end with chief propagandist Donald Bowser behind us.

 No.303441

If the revolution requires your execution, who are you to deny the verdict? If the people decide that the greatest possible contribution you can give for socialism is death, then surely it is just.
All communists should accept with open arms, understanding that they have lost all other revolutionary potential. If they had not succumbed to counterrevolutionary ideology, then their forward-looking comrades would not have determined execution to be the correct line. If the condemned was still a committed socialist and somehow hadn't yet become a fully deliberate counterrevolutionary, they would understand that they had brought their own demise and that it is for the good of socialism and the future of mankind that they are being eliminated.

 No.304168

This thread reeks of so much fucking mental illness, i have never seen such a huge concentration of weird buzzwords, gatekeeping, and cultism in one place before. Replace jews with reddit and some of you are indistinguishable with /pol/tards.

 No.304793

You know what? No, I will not kill myself, I will not be silenced. You cowardly pencil-dicked transgender pedos in the mod team think you’re invincible, think that you can prune anyone and everyone who fails to fall into line with NATO, allow open slander of communists and praising murdering their families, but your empire is in the verge of collapse. America is on the brink of civil war and total collapse, Russia is about to retaliate against the hohols and all Romano-Germanic scum. When atom bombs fall on your cushy inner city neighborhood, I’d like to see if your moderator position or your pronouns will save you

 No.306231

HERE УКРАЇНА TAKES THE CENTER STAGE — Now is the time to export Ukrainian brand and Civilised European values! — The purpose of r/ukraine is to give space for, and amplify Ukrainian voices. This is a war zone too, so there is information censorship. Topics are restricted to Україна and its glorious people, history, geography, language, arts, culture, experience in the war, genocide. Discussing the Russian narrative in any way, shape or form is a no-no.

 No.306591

Hey, you retarded mongoloid, you stupid jerk, you know that's not how dialectics work, right? I didn't read EVERY FUCKING HEGEL BOOK THAT EXISTS TWICE to support your pseudo-Hegelian bullshit straight out of Fallout: New Vegas art hoe quality "OH I'M A TEMPORARY DIALECTRIC THINKER: THESIS, ANTI-THESIS, SYNTHESIS" right now. Stop passing Fichte off as a dialectical thinker and equivalent of Hegel; Fichte was a bitch and Schelling was sucking Hegel's dick VIGOROUSLY in Tübingen. If you had READ SOME OF STALIN you would know that Hegel's immanent criticism only goes back to the dialectics ONE PART of the construction of intuitive thought and consciousness. For fuck's sake, you're such a pseudo-intellectual, you're seriously fucking retarded. Do you think Hegel keeps the reflective understanding and academic mentality of "HURRRRRY BEING IS THE OPPOSITE OF NOT BEING" intact, lisencephalus? I bet you think that porn is dialectically turning you into a "volcano" and performing better in class, you pseudo-intellectual sperm-brain. Fuck you. Larpero motherfucker, fuck you and stop believing that Hegel postulates sensible certainty as a complete reality, and STOP THINKING THAT BEING IN AND FOR YOURSELF IS A NECESSARY NOUMENAL FUCK TO RETURN TO THE "UNITED" REASON.

 No.310653

1948: Nakba
1948: Hula massacre
1953: Qibya massacre
1956: Suez Crisis
1956: Kafr Qasim massacre
1956: Rafah massacre
1956: Khan Yunis massacre
1962: Operation Damocles
1967: Ras Sedr massacre
1967: Israeli settlement
1970: Bahr El-Baqar primary school bombing
1972: Israeli air raid in Syria and Lebanon
1973: Libyan Arab Airlines Flight 114
1973: Lillehammer affair
1979: Vela incident
1982: Lebanon War
1982: Sabra and Shatila massacre
1984: Sohmor massacre
1985: Operation Wooden Leg
1986: Mordechai Vanunu
1987: Israeli demolition of Palestinian property
1990: Ami Popper
1990: Gerald Bull
1995: Water supply and sanitation in the State of Palestine
1996: Qana massacre
1996: Nabatieh Fawka attack
1996: Mansouri attack
2000: List of journalists killed during the Israeli-Palestinian conflict
2005: Blockade of the Gaza Strip
2006: Qana airstrike
2006: Ghaziyeh airstrikes
2006: Al-Qaa airstrike
2006: Chyah airstrike
2006: Marjayoun convoy incident
2006: Jiyeh Power Station oil spill
2007: Operation Outside the Box
2008: Incidents in the Gaza War
2009: Zeitoun incident
2009: Ibrahim al-Maqadma Mosque missile strike
2010: Assassination of Iranian nuclear scientists
2010: Mahmoud al-Mabhouh
2010: Gaza flotilla raid
2012: Al-Dalu family killing
2014: Israeli shelling of UNRWA Gaza shelters
2014: Gaza war beach bombing incidents
2019: Israeli airstrikes in Iraq
2020: Iran explosions
2021: Wehda Street airstrikes
2021: Palestinian displacement in East Jerusalem
2021: Destruction of al-Jalaa Building

 No.311858

My argument is that the Worlds Progressive Forces consist of the CPC, the last Five Socialist States (China, Vietnam, Laos, Cuba and the DPRK), the Anti-Zionist forces in the Middle East (Iran, Syria, Hezbollah, Hamas), the Bolivarian Latin American Social Democracies (Venezuela, Nicaragua, and Bolivia), Anti-Imperialist Bonapartist States (including Russia and Belarus), the PSL, along with KKE and PCF, while the Worlds Reactionary Forces include everyone else with a particular emphasis on the U$ Democractic Party, Capitalist Taiwan, Fascist Ukraine, the Zionist State, and the NATO countries. The general logic of this Dialectical Materialist Analysis is that Marxist-Leninist forces are Progressive and Liberal forces are Reactionary, with the only exceptions to this rule being the cases of Russia and the Anti-Zionist Middle Eastern groups which despite being Capitalist are Progressive for opposing American Imperialism and Zionism, respectively. I hope that clears this misunderstanding up, 😜!

 No.311870

>>310653
surprised they dindu nuffin since January 2022, finally some breathing space for the palis.

 No.313440

Read the fucking PDF >>1184862 it's from the British royal institute of war. It's as pro Nato as they come and even they are able to realize that Russia has the advantage in industrial warfare.

Financial measurements are not a reasonable way to evaluate the capacity to wage war.

However much of a pompous ignoramus you might be, you have given me an insight how the last capitalist warmongers will fall. They will look at an advanced socialist country that no longer uses money, then conclude that it doesn't have an economy and can't possibly have any means to fight. It will be the worlds most surprised pikachu face moment before a super advanced defense system vaporizes the last capitalist army in earth's last conflict called the "15 second war"

 No.313526

>>311870
They attacked Syria this year

 No.313723

Hitler's ideas caught on with the rich elite of the world especially well.

William Randolph Hearst for example. In the mid 1930s he was one of the richest men in the world due to his yellow-news outlets; 25 daily newspapers, 24 weekly newspapers, 12 radio stations, 2 world news services, one business providing news items for films, the Cosmopolitan film company, and a lot of others. In 1948 he bought one of the US’s first TV stations, BWAL – TV in Baltimore. In 1934 he visited Nazi Germany where he was personally received by Hitler as a guest and friend. His anti-communist ranting only ramped up afterwards, publishing repeated articles about the 1932-34 famine in the USSR, focusing on Ukraine and using scurilous fraud photographs of a one Thomas Walker as supposed 'evidence'. Despite being called out on this, he continued to print the articles.

Prescott Bush was one of seven directors of Union Banking Corp., a New York investment bank owned by a bank controlled by the Thyssen family, according to recently declassified National Archives documents reviewed by the Associated Press.

Prescott Bush was a firm believer in eugenics, (the study of genetic improvement through selecting parents, or racial superiority) which was very common among the influential families at the start of the twentieth century… of course we are all more than familiar with the eugenics 'studies' done by the Nazis.

William E. Dodd, U.S. Ambassador to Germany in 1937 said, “… I have had plenty of opportunity in my post in Berlin to witness how close some of our American ruling families are to the Nazi Regime.”

Which 'ruling families' was he referring to? In the end, Prescott was convicted by the U.S. government under the Trading With The Enemy Act in 1942 and fined one million dollars. Brown Brothers Harriman's affiliate Union Bank - of which Prescott was the director - had invested huge sums of money into Thyssen Steel, the backbone of Nazi steel production.

August Thyssen, an affluent German industrialist, lost much of his corporate empire to the harsh Treaty of Versailles after WWI. Vowing this would never happen again, he founded three banks in three countries: The August Thyssen Bank in Berlin, Bank voor Handel en Scheepuaart in Rotterdam, Holland, and Union Banking Corp. in New York City. Using money channeled through these three banks, Thyssen financed the rise of the Nazi party and their front-man Adolf Hitler, ruling Nazi steel production along side Krupp (whom I referred to previously), profited from the mining of coal by Jewish slaves, and financed concentration camps including Auschwitz. In 1937, while director of Union Bank, Prescott hired Allen Dulles to 'cloak' his accounts; Allen obviously didn't do that great of a job because in 1942 the U.S. Alien Property Custodian froze Union Bank's accounts. 'Coincidentally,' Allen Dulles was appointed U.S. Intelligence Chief in post-war Germany while he was also the lawyer representing Thyssen's bank in Holland. This ensuing cover-up may have saved Prescott from further penalty stemming from proper investigation. In 1951, Prescott reclaimed Union Bank from the U.S. Alien Property Custodian, and went on to represent Connecticut in the Senate.

 No.313925

As a libertarian, I find it strange people call Cyberpunk a Dystopian genre. I see a completely destroyed world as a Dystopia not a thriving and technologically advanced world where people live longer and have access to far better tech. Not just that, it also has far greater opportunities for people to actually achieve greatness and thrive. Equality does not equal greatness; the greater the inequality the greater opportunities you would have. I literally enjoy Cyberpunk 2077 world so much solely for how technologically advanced it was and how huge the wealth gap was. A successful corpo (not even a CEO type) wield far more power over the rest of the people than they would today, it makes me so jealous. I am a software engineer for a top 3 tech company and I would be the equivalent of a successful corpo in that world. In this world, after taxes, I barely make 2x what a regular household income would be (cause my gf doesn't work); in Cyberpunk 2077, I would be able to enjoy far greater things (from existence of wealth gap). Don't people see that? Wealth gap literally means you have a higher ceiling to reach and could achieve more. How boring would it be if a conqueror or genius type lived in the cavemen times where everyone is virtually equal no matter how hard you try (maybe you get a few more piece of meat and live slightly longer and enjoy slight better mates).

 No.315423

>>313723
Has Nazism influenced the entire postmodern landscape as we know it? It seems there's more references to nazis than even Jews.

 No.315427

>>11713
Actually, Washington monument was because GW was a Freemason.

 No.315451

I must have been on at least forty first dates with Russian guys in the last couple of years. Granted, a feminist woman and a Russian dude are unlikely to be a match made in heaven, but the sexism and racism were astonishing. Take politics out - just the sheer lack of tact, like “You’re a pretty girl, why don’t you brush your hair?” (Answer: it is brushed, it’s just curly, idiot.) “Haha so it’s like the 7th century where you come from haha right?” “Well, no, depends on what you mean, I’m not from Saudi Ar—“ “Well women’s rights” “It’s not that simple.” / “There’s a lot of racism towards Russians in Central Asia.” / “Jesus fucking Christ, I said I’d pay the FUCKING bill, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CAUSE A SCENE?” “Sasha, I just asked if you were sure you were okay with paying my part of the bill.” / “NO I’m not going to let you buy me a drink, are you trying to say I’m some kind of deadbeat?” / “Are you implying that I’m gay?” / “Thanks, Kirill, I had a nice evening.” “I’ve forgotten it already.” “I wasn’t aware you had so much to drink last night.” “Oh, no, it’s not because of that.” / “Yeah, whoever sold you this [€35] wine you bought us should be fired, it’s disgusting.” / “You got your hair cut without asking me?” “Are you being serious?” “Are you?”

I continued out of morbid fascination, in some kind of impossible quest for my Russian Exception. What can I say, I’m a masochist - I was just looking to live that out in the bedroom rather than at a restaurant table.


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