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 No.204842

n este hilo, ablams mal para k loz yankis no nos lean.

Kmo stan rza?

 No.204853

Hey, boludo, you know where to find native catalan speakers? I am a brazilian learning catalan and planning to learn spanish.

 No.204860

>>204853
Possibly in Spain.

>>204842
Joke's on you, Prieto-kun. My gf types like you and I know all your slang.

 No.204861

>>204842
>>204853
>>204860
wtf is going on

let me in on the joke!!!

 No.204863

>>204861
Guy is typing like a teenage girl so you can't use google translate to tell what he's saying. That's literally all this thread is about.

 No.204868

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>>204863
I HATE TEENAGE GIRLS

 No.204896

>>204868
I like them. They aren't going to hurt you, you know? That being said, you do have to correct some of their habits; that is part of the job.

 No.204901

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>>204896
I hope you're a dad or a teacher

 No.204903

>>204901
I have a teenage niece and I do hold a teaching position, though not at a regular school. I do spend a lot of time with young people. Sorry if that sounded kind of weird.

 No.204905

>>204903
no sorry I'm just spending too much time online around creeps

 No.204906

>>204905
I mean, that's alright. Most of my kids are scared of me anyway until they realize I just have resting asshole face. I still think I prefer that over being thought of as too friendly with them.

 No.204909

>>204906
how is teaching in general?

 No.204911

>>204909
It's rewarding, if I can put it that way. It's a lot of work, but it's good and you get to meet lots of interesting people. It also feels like it keeps me from getting old. I really enjoy teaching things to people in general, but more so to teenagers.

 No.204912

>>204911
that sounds really cool

 No.204914

>>204911
I'm not a teenager but can you teach me?

 No.204915

>>204914
Teach you what?

 No.204917

>>204915
Differential equations.

 No.204920

>>204917
I could, but you really need to go to office hours and bother your professor instead.

 No.204922

>>204896
Teach them fucking what?

 No.204923

>>204920
I'm not in uni

 No.204924

>>204906
>Most of my kids are scared of me anyway
Goddamn, You become the very thing you swore not to be… right?

Were you scared of your teachers? Do you get paid properly? Do you have a union? Why did you choose to be one?

What about the infections under covid? Do you do online classes?

 No.204925

>>204922
How to fucking write properly, bro. I'm sorry, but getting an email full of misspellings and webisms is really grating and leads to misunderstandings. I kind of demand you spell correctly if you're going to send me messages online for official purposes. When my niece does it, I just reply with "I have no idea what I'm reading." And I will do that just to be an asshole.

 No.204927

>>204914
>>204917
mfer just saw the chance and took it
i respect the grind and attempt to get a free lesson and learn at your age

i am probably the same age as you and also don't remember maths or have uni but i never would have asked cause i fucking hate learning

 No.204929

>>204927
> i fucking hate learning
What the hell? How is that possible? What do you do in your free time then?

 No.204930

>>204925
I don't have kids but if I do, I will purposefully teach them wrong grammar so they can annoy you with emails xoxoxo

 No.204931

>>204929
laugh at the things on the cube

 No.204932

>>204923
That sucks, bro. Why do you want to learn differential equations? Just trying to get ahead?

>>204924
>Goddamn, You become the very thing you swore not to be… right?
No. I've always had a scary face. I can't really control that. I'm honestly not an angry guy at all.
>Were you scared of your teachers? Do you get paid properly? Do you have a union? Why did you choose to be one?
No, yes, no, and because I thought I should do something with my life other than mooching of parents' money.
>What about the infections under covid? Do you do online classes?
Hasn't been a huge deal for us, and no as of last year, since infections haven't been too bad for us.

 No.204933

>>204932
Wow, and I meant like why the teaching career specifically

Like did you think it was an easy gig or like you just pick on randomly

Did you get any special degree to get the job?

 No.204934

>>204932
you seem like a nice guy

 No.204936

>>204931
I mean this is a bit of an exaggeration I now realize
In a way, we are constantly learning

Not academic things always but still learning about stuff, not relevant stuff but still

I am just lazy about learning the actual school shit you're supposed to learn about maths, biology and what not

I know it gets fun when you start, I just don't even start

I don't even want to put the effort, I will have to soon enough but not for now!

 No.204938

>>204933
Why specifically teaching? I did some manual labor in the past, and when it came to getting a leadership position, for which you had to have schools on leadership and all that, you would go and give instruction. I got out of that profession, and for a while I lived off my parents' money while I figured out what to do. I decided I really like teaching people things, and so that's the way it went. Wasn't random. I just happen to be good at explaining things, and I like to teach. As for special degrees, I have a BA in physics, which is the course that I teach at the moment.
>>204934
Well, thank you. You too, anon.

 No.204940

>>204932
I want to learn classical mechanics and read Landau's book about it. I did learn some calculus in university but I don't remember much.

 No.204946

>>204940
Ah, well, for differential equations, this is a later edition of the book that is sitting in my shelf. It will get you through diff eq 1 and 2, then you can start doing partial differential equations, which will probably kick your ass.

 No.204947

>>204946
Addendum: I would highly recommend you review calculus before moving on to this.

 No.204949

>>204946
> 600+ pages
Is there any chance to actually work through this if I am not a full-time student? Why is ever maths book so overwhelming…

 No.204950

>>204949
Yes, you can work through it in the span of about a year to a year and a half if you take your time and go through it without taking long breaks from the subject. As for why mathematics books are always so big and dense, that's because it's a big and dense subject with lots of special cases and fundamentals that are needed to do anything more complex. You will notice that your really can't skip chapters without getting lost. Do not be disheartened. Physics and math are complicated subjects, and they're not easy for anyone. That being said, knowing advanced mathematics is a very rewarding thing. I encourage you to give it a try without any pressure.

 No.204951

Que no el hilo era en españ krnales?
O ke ha pasao?
Pinshes gringos destruyendo el patrimonio historico hispanico komo ziempre. F.

 No.204955

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>>204953
Weyyyy noooo :(((.
Primero cambian el hilo, y ahora lastiman mis sentimientos.
Kuantas mas krnales?

 No.204956

>>204955
Perdón. Borre el mensaje porque fue demasiado grosero.

 No.204958

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>>204951
Vrdaaa? Maldtos llankis!!!
Al mens el kamarada es maistro. Buena onda el bato.

SE K ESTAS LEIENDO ESTO MAISTRO. 🧐🧐🧐 🧐🧐

 No.204959

>>204958
Yes, I am, but honestly having a hard time reading it. I need to spend more time exposed to Spanish, as I'm forgetting a lot of it, and I'm not familiar with a lot of the jokes and puns going on nowadays. I still don't understand what's so funny about Marcelo.

 No.204960

>>204958
Me deskubrste krnak, a uebo ke zoy el maistro kuleros. Yo komo llankis pa desayunar, pa zenar no ke enferman.

 No.204975

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 No.204980

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>>204959
Kien ez Marcelo?
>>204960
>pa zenar no ke enferman.
😂😂😂😂😂 jajajajaja no mms

 No.204998

>>204950
It's just so hard! Sometimes I get stuck on a problem for days. There's no way I can work through all these thick tomes…

 No.205062

>>204998
Hey, it's going to be hard, no matter what. I've been there too. Everyone has. Just look at the best mathematicians of our time and times past. Some of them have been stuck on problems for years or even decades. Being confused just means you are making progress and getting into uncharted territory.

 No.205063

>>204980
Agachate y conocelo.

 No.205761

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Este hilo ahora se trata de las aventuras de Prieto-kun.

 No.205762

>>205063
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ke mamonnnnnn 💀💀💀 cai redondito

 No.205764


 No.205766

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>>205761
Prieto-kun es mi meme favorito de la comunidad weeb latinoamericana.

 No.205769

>>205766
>desacompleto
😐

 No.205771

so like ultimately any of youse wanna tell me what the meme says

pls spain bros pls
i want to be in on the jokes

 No.206004

>>205771
The first one says:
>Apologies for my delay, love. It was difficult for me to walk on your street, which has no pavement.
Second one:
>My cat: *doesn't want to eat*
>Me: *move his plate a little*
>My cat: What a delicacy, thank you very much.
Third one:
>Third-world Waifus and Darkie-kun
>Thanks for buying me this hamburger, Darkie-kun. But do you still have enough for the bus?

And now I'm posting another one.
>Darkie-kun, the people from Coppel came and took the washer and stove.

 No.206006

>>205764
Heh mine is doing better than that: I have to grab the food then putting in back into the plate. Seriously why cats do this?

 No.206009

>>206004
Thank you very much anon
Who is Darkie-kun and do you know how to speak teenage girl?

The post OP is speaking that

 No.206010

>>206006
My dog does the same thing. My mom kept cooking chicken for her while I was away, so now I have to pretend to cook her food or she won't eat it.

 No.206011

>>206010
why are dogs so superstitious
do they have ocd

 No.206016

>>206009
>Who is Darkie-kun and do you know how to speak teenage girl?
Darkie-kun or Prieto-kun as he is named in Spanish is a poor Latin-American weeb who has bad habits, such as domestic violence, alcoholism, bad hygiene, poor education, and ignorant reproductive practices. He is the everyman of Latin-American weebs. And as for how I know how to speak like a teen girl, well, I know a lot of teen girls, and I know a bit of Spanish. I really like Prieto-kun, because it's such a self-aware meme, and I think it's really class-conscious. It doesn't glorify the working poor, but it doesn't shy away from their problems either, and of course, it's really funny.

 No.206022

>>206016
>Darkie-kun or Prieto-kun as he is named in Spanish is a poor Latin-American weeb who has bad habits, such as domestic violence, alcoholism, bad hygiene, poor education, and ignorant reproductive practices

What the fuck man,
Spanish facebook weeb meme lore is dark

> well, I know a lot of teen girls

yeah I bet you do huhuhuhuhuh

So can you translate this?
>n este hilo, ablams mal para k loz yankis no nos lean.
>Kmo stan rza?

what does this say

>I really like Prieto-kun, because it's such a self-aware meme, and I think it's really class-conscious. It doesn't glorify the working poor, but it doesn't shy away from their problems either,

True, I was gonna say that

Alcoholism, Bad roads, Domestic Violence
It seems to reflect the real life problems they must be having

 No.206024

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>>206022
>Spanish facebook weeb meme lore is dark
Oh, it is. By the way, Prieto-kun has a female counterpart named Prieta-chan.

>yeah I bet you do huhuhuhuhuh

I'm a teacher and have a teenage niece.

>So can you translate this?

ITT: We speak wrong so that the yankees won't read it. How are you homies?

 No.206065

Komanme la vrga kleros, pur0 movimiento alter4d0 aki alv, ajua fierro
Siono raza? O s m3 awit4n kleros?

 No.206066

>>206004
Las bromas de coppel llevandose hasta tu casa son las mejores, no es que me haya pasado ni nah

 No.206067


 No.206068

>>206022
Aprende spanish amigo gringuito, or else puto homie

 No.206089

>>206068
hola espanoel
soy es no speaky speaky engles

 No.206130

>>206065
Perdón, pero no me gusta la música norteña. Aun así, aquí tiene.

 No.206131

>>206130
Jesus, this site is broken as fuck. Here's your video, faggot.

 No.206142

>>206024
Jajajajajaja es un koreano? Al chile los hispanos tienen un nivel de comedia bastante alto.

 No.206144

>>206142
Realmente no se. Pero es probable, ya que a las chicas otaku les encantan los de k-pop. Prieta-chan también tiene necesidades.

 No.206858

File: 1642407915656.jpg (80.02 KB, 540x720, pervertido.jpg)

Hispanic weebs are a gift to mankind.


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