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 No.288838

what is your order

 No.288839

Hello, could I have one SÉX please.

 No.288851

>>288839
certainly sir, would you like that with benis or bagina?

 No.288852

Hello please give me your finest burger. To go.

 No.288853

>>288851
A bagina please, lightly cooked.

 No.288861

>>288838
Pineapple pizza please. Large.

 No.288862

I want a pizza toppled with apples, bananas, peaches and some condensed milk.
Thanks

 No.288868

>>288861
>>288862
you can't joke about this, not funny

 No.288880

>>288839
Make that two, but for mine, hold the consent

 No.288889

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Anyone else struggle to find a pizzeria that cooks it well done? I want to taste the carbon. I will beg these people over the phone to burn the shit out of my pizza and they still send my lasagna. At this point I only order from a thin crust place
>>288839
>>288880
just have sex lol

 No.288934

1 Margarita Slice, homeboy

 No.288935

>>288868
only redditors do the "le pineapple pizza bad"
it's literally hawiian and indigenous

YOU ARE A COLONIZER IF YOU HATE PINEAPPLE PIZZA

BEGONE

 No.288948

Wtf, is this thread making fun of my new job?

 No.288949

>>288891
Wassup /pol/ how has your evening been?

 No.288951

>>288948
tell us about your pizza job
i want to know the inner workings

how did you apply for it?

 No.288954

>>288948
FUCKING TRAITOR

 No.288961

>>288951
About a month and a half ago, while me and my mom were visiting my grandma's house, my grandmother got upset at me for being unemployed, proclaiming that i was being a burden on my mother and not contributing in return. I protested, saying that if i had money of my own, "i would spend my money on things she wouldnt like me to buy" (being intentionally vague in a way that only my mom could understand what i was referring to). My mom later told me that a guy she knew from church was in need of help at his pizza place, so about half a week later she dragged me there to get an application, but i was instead hired on the spot. Ive been working there ever since then.

 No.288968

>>288961
>but i was instead hired on the spot
want this for me so badly

 No.289029

>>288961
your mom is awesome hopefully you two can make up eventually

 No.289085

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>>288935
ackchyually it's colonizer behavior for non-Hawaiians and non-indigenous to eat pineapples outside of Hawaii because it involves the extraction of their natural resources

 No.289087

>>288968
Go to church.

 No.289100

>>289087
Churches aren't real.

 No.289119

>>289087
churches are gay

 No.289121

>>288838
Thanks for the pineapple pizza, it came perfect.

 No.289122

>>289121
Damn that looks so good

 No.289123

>>289121
hating pineapple pizza is reddit

 No.289124

>>289123
There's nothing wrong with not liking it, but getting worked up about other people liking it is very childish.

 No.289130

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hello I order all NATO-troops to leave Ukraine immediately

 No.289134

>>289121
>it came
LEWD!!

 No.289135

I'm gonna hang myself if another person eats pineapple pizza

I'LL FUCKING DO IT

 No.289142

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 No.289149

>>289142
wait (what anime is this?)

 No.289236

>>289149
boku no pico

 No.289268


 No.289291

mighty meaty please

Article unrelated https://www.carlbeijer.com/p/a-pizza-delivery-guy-on-911


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