No.288839
Hello, could I have one SÉX please.
No.288851
>>288839certainly sir, would you like that with
benis or
bagina? No.288852
Hello please give me your finest burger. To go.
No.288853
>>288851A
bagina please, lightly cooked.
No.288861
>>288838Pineapple pizza please. Large.
No.288862
I want a pizza toppled with apples, bananas, peaches and some condensed milk.
Thanks
No.288880
>>288839Make that two, but for mine, hold the consent
No.288889
Anyone else struggle to find a pizzeria that cooks it well done? I want to taste the carbon. I will beg these people over the phone to burn the shit out of my pizza and they still send my lasagna. At this point I only order from a thin crust place
>>288839>>288880just have sex lol
No.288934
1 Margarita Slice, homeboy
No.288935
>>288868only redditors do the "le pineapple pizza bad"
it's literally hawiian and indigenous
YOU ARE A COLONIZER IF YOU HATE PINEAPPLE PIZZA
BEGONE
No.288948
Wtf, is this thread making fun of my new job?
No.288949
>>288891
Wassup /pol/ how has your evening been?
No.288951
>>288948tell us about your pizza job
i want to know the inner workings
how did you apply for it?
No.288961
>>288951About a month and a half ago, while me and my mom were visiting my grandma's house, my grandmother got upset at me for being unemployed, proclaiming that i was being a burden on my mother and not contributing in return. I protested, saying that if i had money of my own, "i would spend my money on things she wouldnt like me to buy" (being intentionally vague in a way that only my mom could understand what i was referring to). My mom later told me that a guy she knew from church was in need of help at his pizza place, so about half a week later she dragged me there to get an application, but i was instead hired on the spot. Ive been working there ever since then.
No.288968
>>288961>but i was instead hired on the spotwant this for me so badly
No.289029
>>288961your mom is awesome hopefully you two can make up eventually
No.289100
>>289087Churches aren't real.
No.289121
>>288838Thanks for the
pineapple pizza, it came perfect.
No.289122
>>289121Damn that looks so good
No.289123
>>289121hating pineapple pizza is reddit
No.289124
>>289123There's nothing wrong with not liking it, but getting worked up about other people liking it is very childish.
No.289135
I'm gonna hang myself if another person eats pineapple pizza
I'LL FUCKING DO IT
No.289149
>>289142wait (what anime is this?)
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