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 No.400618

THE PEOPLE HAVE CHOSEN, AND CAPYBARA IS THE WINNER

It is now up to the people to decide whether there should be a new official Capybara OC character, and whether this character is Alunya's pet or something.

 No.400620

I did not choose the capybara.

 No.400626

>>400618
more like CUTIEbara thank you all for picking my nomination

 No.400632

alunya but as a capybara

 No.400635

File: 1682713327704.png (3.53 MB, 1426x952, Capybaras chillin.PNG)

>>400620 who did u vote for. I voted raccoon because i was dumb, I should've researched beforehand. It turns out that raccoons are very individualistic, and thus reactionary and counter-revolutionary
>>400626
i was surprised by capybara winning. I thought some generic animal would win, like cat or bird, so I was pleasantly surprised. Capybaras really are the perfect leftypol animal, because they're clearly leftist. Also, I live in Brasília, where there are a lot of capybaras. I should take a picture when I find one, they're adorable
>>400632 very cool

 No.400645

>>400618
Wait… why nobody told me about elections… also I didn't know 150 ppl existed here that they voted wow…

 No.400649

I am okay with this result.

>>400645
Actually it says 150 votes were voted by 50 people.

 No.400661

>>400618
>Alunya's pet
that's actually perfect
I think a capybara would be like 1/3 her size

 No.400662

>>400635
I think capybaras are a good sibera mascot because:

they're cute
they don't stress out doing too much and just chill
they play nice with other animals
they like to play in the water (who doesnt like the pool right)
they are proudly vegan (wow!)
they are a little chubby and not as elegant as some other animals but they dont let that bother them


also I just said capybara and tapir because the default animals looked a bit too familiar and dare I say, northern/western centric, i'm also surprised and pleased by this decision and the acknowledgement to our brasilia and latino comrades

 No.400665

>>400635
Just don't take the grapes, okay?

 No.400666

>>400665
>this thing is counter-revolutionary
but its so cute

 No.400675

>>400661
AW FUCK i just thought of a great name for the capybara character, BEHOLD: CHE CAPYBARA

and capybaras are actually no so small, they can be pretty chunky

>>400662
1. facts
2. facts
3. facts
4. facts
5. facts
6. facts
7. facts

also, they're very collaborative

 No.400678

>>400665 very right libertarian vibes
>>400666
>666
literally satan running pr for raccoons

 No.400679

>>400620
>>400618
I was thinking: maybe we should do a revote, but reduce the amount of candidates from the pool – for example cut out who had single digit votes

As much as I wanted the dog, rat, and chimp to win – the communist wasn't interested in them.

 No.400682

OKAY I PULL UP

 No.400703

File: 1682728354545.jpg (151.73 KB, 1086x725, capybara angry.jpg)

>>400679
STOP THE STEAL

 No.400706

>>400679
<coup attempt detected
<seethium detected
<seethium neutralized
>>400703
<basium detected
<basium approved

 No.400709

>>400706
>another animal pic deleted
whats going on?

 No.400732

File: 1682735353772.png (9.03 KB, 373x243, Copium Wawa.PNG)


 No.400757

File: 1682739598611.jpg (138.09 KB, 644x754, LDKLLK.jpg)

>>400618
CHADpibaras… I kneel

 No.400926

>>400757
outrageously based

 No.400977

wtf i didn't see a poll

 No.401005

File: 1682813895321-1.jpg (105.73 KB, 1200x1200, FFnMAaLXIBgQuHL.jpg)

All besties :3
Also, I think a capybara mascot for /siberia/ would be nice.

 No.401012

capybaras are a normie meme

 No.401013

>>400977
well it ran for 48 hours which is longer than bourgeois elections

 No.401014

Use instant run off not fptp shit.

 No.401017

File: 1682820649211.jpg (105.12 KB, 367x500, crestedrat.jpg)

>>401012
Least normie rodent right here.

 No.401019

>>401012
seems like even normies can be right sometimes

 No.401074

File: 1682827433122.jpg (67.42 KB, 500x650, capybara meme.jpg)

>>401005 aaw

>>401012
ok, so capybaras are the popular, the muscular proletariat's choice, what about it?

>>401019 least muscular capybara

>>401014 use my massive cock

 No.401075

i hate capybaras bc it reminds me of that cringe meme of an anime girl with a loli voice saying capybara

 No.401088

>>401075
cleanse yaself (of spooks)

 No.401093

>>400649
each person had three votes

 No.401103


 No.401131

>>401013
did the poll fucking run on a weekday
people got jobs mate

 No.401268

>>401131
My apologies. The next Animal Election will be on a weekend then.

 No.401270

>>401088
sorry but now capybaras are actually trash because they've been coopted by the brazilian far right
apologize

 No.401274

>>401270
What? No they haven't show me proof

 No.401276

fox >>>

 No.401280

>>401276
Fuury spotted!

 No.401326

>>401268
Are you re-doing the election or are you saying this for next year?

 No.401332

File: 1682882468038.png (449.36 KB, 513x750, fruuy.png)

>>401280
Fruuy!

 No.401390

>>401326
I'll make a poll one day asking how often these elections should be done, this is up to the ppl to decide

 No.401393

>>401390
You should make a poll about making that poll first.

 No.401445

>sticky
thought pepe and jaks were becoming allowed again

 No.401464

File: 1682899879281.png (Spoiler Image, 33.34 KB, 597x568, Oekaki.png)

>cappy bara
you could have prevented this
you could have voted cat

 No.401465

>>401464
fuck cats

 No.401512

>>400618
What is President Capybara's economic policy??

 No.401548

>>401512
carrot

 No.401573

File: 1682920077106.png (3.91 MB, 2048x1366, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.401577

File: 1682921435284.jpg (245.67 KB, 1200x888, fake capybara amogus.jpg)

>>401512
Here's what we know about capybaras:
uno: they're very social and collaborative
dos: they get along with most animals
tres: they're kinda patriarchal and trad :C
cuatro: they're vegan
cinco: they bark like dogs sometimes isn't that cool

so I'm not sure what kind of leftists they are, and what kind of economic policies Guebara would come up with, but they're certainly leftist

 No.401636

>>401268
That wont work because people in different countries have their weekends at different.times

 No.401676

>>401636
Make it go from 12 AM on the West side of the International Date Line to 12 AM Monday on the East side of the International Date Line.

 No.401773

How often should animal elections happen? Poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/jVyG81RXGn7

 No.401991

>>401773
I thought we were memeing about having a poll for how often the elections should happen.

 No.402028

>>401991
Why? Do you HATE democracy or something????

 No.402051

File: 1683037678836.png (760.88 KB, 756x508, possum scream.png)

The noble Possum is not even on the ballot
I'm disappointed, fam

 No.402102

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File: 1683053101592-1.png (Spoiler Image, 959.28 KB, 1024x768, e085ac39f954dec246b4cbc2a5….png)

>>401773
If the chinese zodiac option wins, we need to have another poll on if dragons should be considered mammals.

 No.402103

>>402102
>random porno
???

 No.402104

File: 1683054511054.gif (Spoiler Image, 9.99 MB, 3175x2222, 350c0edec9ea9fd1614e4ee480….gif)

>>402103
The dragon emperor canonically gave birth to a tiger, so where did he get milk from?
This question is important, because the year of the dragon is next. In case dragons weren't mammals, the next election would not be on the 10th February 2024 but in the year of the horse on 17th February 2026.

 No.402264

>>402102
dragons are reptiles my dude

 No.403054

So who wants to draw the first siberiasona? Should capy have an outfit or be anthropomorphic or what?

 No.403243

File: 1683266903531.png (1.41 MB, 818x1023, ClipboardImage.png)

who voted for raccoons?
what's commie about them? anarchist?

 No.403276

File: 1683279306340-0.jpg (53.71 KB, 780x439, raccoon.jpg)

File: 1683279306340-1.jpg (19.93 KB, 400x264, raccoonarmy.jpg)

File: 1683279306340-2.jpg (164.98 KB, 693x623, redditdisinfo.jpg)

File: 1683279306340-3.png (119.22 KB, 1280x561, axisofevil.png)

File: 1683279306340-4.jpg (75.44 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>403243
The Raccoon Army is fighting a protracted peoples war in the heartlands of imperialism.

 No.403361

>>403243
They are cute.

 No.403541

>>403276
the liberal media doesn't want you to know about hog-riding raccoons hate-criming possums

 No.403836

>gibbon wasn't even a choice
rigged, fake, gay election

 No.403872

File: 1683373578326.jpg (614.4 KB, 1277x1920, gibbon hug.jpg)

>>403836
It's okay, we will get them next time.

 No.404055

>>400618
Now that Capybara won someone needs to make a sexy lefty anthro capy-girl like Alunya. I'd do it myself but Im not very talented

 No.404400

>>404055
What if the character was a comically handsome? I don't know, just to add some variation, since we already have two girly characters.

 No.404440

>>404400
NOOO! I want sexy cartoon girls only

 No.404460

>>404440
deal with it

 No.404611

File: 1683536501571.png (81.21 KB, 608x517, ClipboardImage.png)

THE MOST socialist animal

 No.404622

>>404400
v cool
>>404440
cope. capybaras are clearly men. it's even in the name

 No.404625

File: 1683540376848.png (42.55 KB, 500x250, Oekaki.png)

>>401464
it never even geban

 No.404991

File: 1683598324318.jpg (137.34 KB, 850x890, capybara qt.jpg)

>>404440
what about a character that's a qt companion to alunya (like chinese cartoon characters often have), and stays on top of her head like pikachu stands on top of ash's head

>>404611
you can't slander the reputation of guebaras like that just because of one twatter cringelord

>>404622 muito legal
>>404625 lovely

 No.405146

>>402102
those are some big tits

 No.405565

This is why the modern left is weak.
They vote for an animal that is nothing but a slow, toothless sack of nutrients for any predator to consume without resistance, rather than voting for an animal that can fight back
Smh

 No.405578

>>405565
Capybaras arent slow nor bait. Just because theyre not aggressive doesnt mean theyre weak

 No.405704

>>405565
If capybaras were lame then they would've gone extinct, instead they're at 'least concern' level, unlike your ebin apex predators which are all in danger of only living in zoos. When predators are around they can defend themselves with their teeth but they prefer to hide in murky water where they can go without breathing for up to five minutes. They are unbothered because they know their own power.

 No.405706

>>405704
It's actually weirdly enough correct.
Sigma don't care

 No.405709

Also you missed a joke there 'least concern' - unconcerned
I don't know I don't work here

 No.405713

>>405709
very nice, i didn't even think of that.

Well so I think we can disqualify capybara catgirl due to sameness but should capy be a little pet boy or some kind of capyboy? or a capyBARA muscleman?

 No.405768

File: 1683730727838.png (276.09 KB, 342x456, capybara flourishing.png)

>>405704
>>405578
internet debate status: won 🏆

 No.405773

File: 1683731355709.png (11.87 KB, 270x187, capybara.png)

capybara chads we just can't stop winning

 No.405928

This is bullshit

 No.406627

File: 1683921954250.jpg (220.76 KB, 1007x625, GreyMink.jpg)

You know, I am not left-wing at all. I honestly come here just to see what you all are up to as I also dislike and like a few of the same things. I can put up with glorification of Anarchism, Stalinism, even all those millions who died of starvation (you thankfully don't do this) …… but this ……. THIS is unforgiveable and completely intolerable! I have never, in my life, seen such an expression of the intellectual emptiness of pop-culure. Here you are, literal modern day philosophers who will be studied in the future, millions of pages of history at your fingertips …….. and you elect a literal rodent. I am not surprised given you are all communists, but really? Even with all the TikToks and idiots throwing bananas at them at the zoo you hop right on board. Capybaras are literally the Donald Trump of the animal world - the only attractiveness is via a complete lack of knowledge of how the world works or functions. I am truly disappointed, and believe me I have seen some sh*t on this board. I mean, at least the racoon got #2 (underrated cute factor … I think its the hands) but it doesnt cut it. This is unforgivable and I will never look at you all the same again. Helicopters! All of you!

 No.406719

>>406645
… just wait for your ration of good taste next week, you will laugh

 No.406736

>>406719
is that an edgy dog-whistle that i'm not virgin enough to know

 No.406784


 No.407705

What should leftypol's capybara be called?
https://strawpoll.com/polls/e6Z28OojwnN

 No.408831

>>407705
datamining Fred

 No.409470


 No.411056

File: 1684878309720.jpeg (7.88 KB, 224x224, download.jpeg)

Capybaras are docile creatures and the last thing to be associated with reform or revolution.

 No.412136

they are giant rodents, and i was about to post that they looked like them which was completely unneccesary since you know they're actual rodents

 No.412356

>>412136
I don't know this actually


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