I did not choose the capybara.
more like CUTIEbara thank you all for picking my nomination
alunya but as a capybara
who did u vote for. I voted raccoon because i was dumb, I should've researched beforehand. It turns out that raccoons are very individualistic, and thus reactionary and counter-revolutionary >>400626
i was surprised by capybara winning. I thought some generic animal would win, like cat or bird, so I was pleasantly surprised. Capybaras really are the perfect leftypol animal, because they're clearly leftist. Also, I live in Brasília, where there are a lot of capybaras. I should take a picture when I find one, they're adorable>>400632
Wait… why nobody told me about elections… also I didn't know 150 ppl existed here that they voted wow…
I am okay with this result.>>400645
Actually it says 150 votes were voted by 50 people.
that's actually perfect
I think a capybara would be like 1/3 her size
I think capybaras are a good sibera mascot because:
they don't stress out doing too much and just chill
they play nice with other animals
they like to play in the water (who doesnt like the pool right)
they are proudly vegan (wow!)
they are a little chubby and not as elegant as some other animals but they dont let that bother them
also I just said capybara and tapir because the default animals looked a bit too familiar and dare I say, northern/western centric, i'm also surprised and pleased by this decision and the acknowledgement to our brasilia and latino comrades
>>400665>this thing is counter-revolutionary
but its so cute
i just thought of a great name for the capybara character, BEHOLD
: CHE CAPYBARA
and capybaras are actually no so small, they can be pretty chunky>>400662
also, they're very collaborative
very right libertarian vibes>>400666 >666
literally satan running pr for raccoons
I was thinking: maybe we should do a revote, but reduce the amount of candidates from the pool – for example cut out who had single digit votes
As much as I wanted the dog, rat, and chimp to win – the communist wasn't interested in them.
OKAY I PULL UP
>>400706>another animal pic deleted
whats going on?
wtf i didn't see a poll
capybaras are a normie meme
well it ran for 48 hours which is longer than bourgeois elections
Use instant run off not fptp shit.
ok, so capybaras are the popular, the muscular proletariat's choice, what about it?>>401019
least muscular capybara>>401014
use my massive cock
i hate capybaras bc it reminds me of that cringe meme of an anime girl with a loli voice saying capybara
cleanse yaself (of spooks)
each person had three votes
did the poll fucking run on a weekday
people got jobs mate
My apologies. The next Animal Election will be on a weekend then.
sorry but now capybaras are actually trash because they've been coopted by the brazilian far right
What? No they haven't show me proof
Are you re-doing the election or are you saying this for next year?
I'll make a poll one day asking how often these elections should be done, this is up to the ppl to decide
You should make a poll about making that poll first.
thought pepe and jaks were becoming allowed again
What is President Capybara's economic policy??
Here's what we know about capybaras:
uno: they're very social and collaborative
dos: they get along with most animals
tres: they're kinda patriarchal and trad :C
cuatro: they're vegan
cinco: they bark like dogs sometimes isn't that cool
so I'm not sure what kind of leftists they are, and what kind of economic policies Guebara
would come up with, but they're certainly leftist
That wont work because people in different countries have their weekends at different.times
Make it go from 12 AM on the West side of the International Date Line to 12 AM Monday on the East side of the International Date Line.
How often should animal elections happen? Poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/jVyG81RXGn7
I thought we were memeing about having a poll for how often the elections should happen.
Why? Do you HATE democracy or something????
The dragon emperor canonically gave birth to a tiger, so where did he get milk from?
This question is important, because the year of the dragon is next. In case dragons weren't mammals, the next election would not be on the 10th February 2024 but in the year of the horse on 17th February 2026.
dragons are reptiles my dude
So who wants to draw the first siberiasona? Should capy have an outfit or be anthropomorphic or what?
the liberal media doesn't want you to know about hog-riding raccoons hate-criming possums
>gibbon wasn't even a choice
rigged, fake, gay election
Now that Capybara won someone needs to make a sexy lefty anthro capy-girl like Alunya. I'd do it myself but Im not very talented
cope. capybaras are clearly men. it's even in the name
what about a character that's a qt companion to alunya (like chinese cartoon characters often have), and stays on top of her head like pikachu stands on top of ash's head>>404611
you can't slander the reputation of guebaras like that just because of one twatter cringelord>>404622
those are some big tits
This is why the modern left is weak.
They vote for an animal that is nothing but a slow, toothless sack of nutrients for any predator to consume without resistance, rather than voting for an animal that can fight back
Capybaras arent slow nor bait. Just because theyre not aggressive doesnt mean theyre weak
If capybaras were lame then they would've gone extinct, instead they're at 'least concern' level, unlike your ebin apex predators which are all in danger of only living in zoos. When predators are around they can defend themselves with their teeth but they prefer to hide in murky water where they can go without breathing for up to five minutes. They are unbothered because they know their own power.
It's actually weirdly enough correct.
Sigma don't care
Also you missed a joke there 'least concern' - unconcerned
I don't know I don't work here
very nice, i didn't even think of that.
Well so I think we can disqualify capybara catgirl due to sameness but should capy be a little pet boy or some kind of capyboy? or a capyBARA muscleman?
internet debate status: won
This is bullshit
You know, I am not left-wing at all. I honestly come here just to see what you all are up to as I also dislike and like a few of the same things. I can put up with glorification of Anarchism, Stalinism, even all those millions who died of starvation (you thankfully don't do this) …… but this ……. THIS is unforgiveable and completely intolerable! I have never, in my life, seen such an expression of the intellectual emptiness of pop-culure. Here you are, literal modern day philosophers who will be studied in the future, millions of pages of history at your fingertips …….. and you elect a literal rodent. I am not surprised given you are all communists, but really? Even with all the TikToks and idiots throwing bananas at them at the zoo you hop right on board. Capybaras are literally the Donald Trump of the animal world - the only attractiveness is via a complete lack of knowledge of how the world works or functions. I am truly disappointed, and believe me I have seen some sh*t on this board. I mean, at least the racoon got #2 (underrated cute factor … I think its the hands) but it doesnt cut it. This is unforgivable and I will never look at you all the same again. Helicopters! All of you!
… just wait for your ration of good taste next week, you will laugh
is that an edgy dog-whistle that i'm not virgin enough to know
What should leftypol's capybara be called?https://strawpoll.com/polls/e6Z28OojwnN
they are giant rodents, and i was about to post that they looked like them which was completely unneccesary since you know they're actual rodents
I don't know this actually
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