legalis weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed in bul
bulgaria
im
IM so bre sober
I AM SOBER IM so tired legalize weed
in bulg aria
germnan ffukcers get to smokk 2 plqnets
I GET NONE
>>587891 mods gonna move thread to siberia probably
BUT BEFORE THAT
FUCK
fuck geopolitics
LEGALIZE THAT SHIT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS
>>587895IM FUCKING SOBER
IM SO FUCKING TIRED I CAN BARELY TYPE
FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SHITTY STONER FORUMS
I WANT LEGALIZATION THE PROLETARIAN WAY
>>587899MAFIA POLITICIANS RUN THEIR OWN ILLEGAL DRUG TRADE AND YET THE POLICE KEEP ARRESTING PEOPLE FOR PETTY DRUG CHARGES AND RUIN THEIR LIVES WITH CRIMINAL RECORDS AND SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT US
START CARING ABOUT US WE ARE THE SECOND GAZA WE ARE THE ZAZA NEEDERS
NO FUCKING JOKE
FUCKING COP BASTARDS
YOU WILL SUFFER 10 MILLION YEARS IN LABOR CAMP HELL FOR TAKING WEED FROM POEPLE AND WORKING WITH MAFIA WHO MADE IT ILLEGAL TO PUSH THEIR OWN GRAY MARKET DRUG TRADE YOU FUCKING BASTARDS
SIMEON FUCK YOU FOR MAKING US ENTER EU AND NATO BITCH ASS BASTARD BOYKO BASTARD RASATEBASTARD KORNELIQ NINOVA SOCDEM HITLER BASTARD FUCK YOU CONSERVATIVE BASTARD
SOCDEM PARTY IS SO SHIT WOMAN LEADER CALLS HERSELF IRON LADY AND THINKS SHES THATCHER NO JOKE LOOK IT UP
motherfuckers kiril petkov LIBERAL PARASITE FUCK THEM ALL FUCK ALL PARTIES
VIIIIIIVA VIVA VIVA MARIHJUANA МАРИХУАНТАТА УЗАКОНЕТЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ
>>587901fucking tired of this shit mods can mov ethis thread to siberia if they want idgaf
FUCK THIS SHITTY COUNTRY
>>587920I did a long time ago on a work pc
holy shit I thought the second one was lost at that
thank you anon
>>587929>>587929> a movement and protests for weed will begin, and the ministers who want the people's voot and worship will have no choice but to legalise it to save faceNOTHING FUCKING HAPPESN NO CANDIDATE WANTS OT LEGALIZE IT THEY CANT FORM A GOVT THIS IS 7TH ELECTIONS IN THE LAST 2 YEARS OR SOME SHIT
MOTHERFUCFVKDDDDERS CANT FORM A GOVERNMENT AND THEY ARE ALL CONSERVATIVE BASTARDS
>>588175I saw that image before
Its probably never happening here
we're so fucked
>>588181See: No disagreement allowed on this thread
>>587894Psychoactive substances are part of human trials for scientific research & essentials to mental stability during the capitalist mode of production.
>free trade is anti-communismObviously. Yet the ICP, ICW, ICC and such don't want to come to Bulgaria to plan weed distribution by needs and by labor. So you are effectively traitors.
Reactionary anti-narcotics (masochists who suffer under wage-labor) and do not wish to provide relief for comrades should be considered as no less than wreckers and neo-nazi socdems.
>>588191Whataboutisms don't work on violent social conservatives.
If I were to be moderate my own thread I would not allow them to express dissent at all.
There are no arguments you can give them, no research papers, no ethics on self-accountability and personal responsibility that will suffice for them. They cannot distinguish between drug use and religion because of the opium quote. When the unrealized potential of human trials is incomparable to the lunacy of faith.
>>588202People would have to be idiots to not see the cartels are backed by the states which outlawed the drugs they produce in the first place. The prison industry and all other measures taken "against" them being false opposition to remain in control and continue profits.
As written here
>>587901 as well. Illegal drug trade in here exists because they allow it.
Demanding it become legalized is one step forward to ending to at least ending the violence behind it.
>>588211This is all publicly available info. There are countless books on it.
I don't see any reason for it to be bannable. The mycology thread on /hobby/ had a ton of PDFs related to psychadelic mushrooms.
>>588216The anarchist cookbook is so mainstream it would be ridiculous to ban over it.
Its kind of dogshit though. Especially on stuff like IEDs.
>>588340Drug tourism is not a solution to weed legalization
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PEOPLE HAVE NO TIME AND MONEY FOR THATDrug tourism is not a solution to weed legalization
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I DONT WANT TO GO TO A FOREIGN PLACE WHERE I DONT FEEL THE SAME AS AT THE COMFORT OF MY OWN HOME TO DO DRUGS Drug tourism is not a solution to weed legalization
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"There is a cannabis-loving tribe in Mali, West Africa called the Dogon tribe. A fairly well-documented group, the Dogons were visited by Herodotus, a Greek traveler and chronicler, around 300 BC. He was fortunate enough to have visited the Dogons during a year-long celebration that took place every 50 years. Explaining their celebration, the Dogons pointed to the brightest star in the Winter sky, Sirius, and said it was the 'Two-Dog Star' and that it was the home of the 'two-dog plant', cannabis. The two-dog plant, they said, was brought to our planet from the Goddess from the Two Dog Star. Their yearlong celebration was in honor of that star.
All of this would be easy to dismiss if not for the fact the Dogons possessed specific knowledge about the Sirian system for thousands of years before scientists with modern telescopes and equipment could catch up and prove them right. The Dogons had specific knowledge about Sirius B, a white dwarf star, which they call Po Tolo. They knew that it was white, that it was extremely small, and that its the heaviest star in its grouping. They were able to describe its elliptical orbit with Sirius A, its 50 year orbital period, and the fact that the star rotated on its own axis. Sirius B is invisible to the naked eye abd is so difficult to observe, even through a telescope, no pictures were taken until 1970.
They also described a third star in the Sirius system, which they called Emme Ya. In 1995, when two French astronomers published the results of a multi-year study that was apparently a small, red dwarf star within the Sirius star system, the Dogon idea of there being a Sirius C, aka Emme Ya, was suddenly taken much more seriously. If the Dogons were correct in all of their other knowledge about Sirius, why would they not be dead on with their claims of cannabis being from Sirius. It is, after all, named after that "Two-Dog Star.'
Note: The Dog Star was highly venerated in ancient Mesopotamia, where its old Akkadian name was Mil-lik-ud (Dog Star Of the Sun) and in Babylonia, where it was called Kakkab-lik-ku (Star Of The Dog). The assyrians called Sirius Kal-bu-sa mas (the Dog of the Sun) and in Chaldea, it was known as Kak-shisha (The Dog Star That Leads)."
>>593074PDFs of the books are currently not available, as far as I know.
There are currently no translations available either.
The social conservative liberals have been cracking down on advocates of drug user liberation since the entry into the EU and NATO.
Draft for WITHOUT WEED WITHOUT WEED Journal for the people in sadness
It has been almost 26 years since weed became illegal in Bulgaria since the coming of liberal "democracy", from when the new Penal Code was enacted, and it was signed by Petar Stoyanov. And in 2006 where in additions to the Penal Code it became fully illegal.
This "freedom" we were promised followed by hypocrisy and then programming, conditioning of the christian illiterate reactionary masses to fearmonger has been a disaster.
It has singlehandedly divided the workers into cheering for police brutality enacted by the governing bodies against second-class "subhuman" drug users. Whilst the gray market and illegal drug trade has flourished by the blessing of the very same corrupt governors who secretly have privatized the drug trade for themselves through the approval of said "laws". Devoid of any responsibility for regulation, they have continued to toy with the lives of citizens, deciding whether or not to imprison then, whilst avoiding any quality control and regulations for the tainted substances they sell to them. The entire blame has been pushed onto the consumers, the users of psychoactive substances who do not wish to partake in the mundane banality of liberal bourgeoisie hell, while the state mafia that has been allowed to operate has gone for the larger part - unexposed.
The result is nothing less than dead kids who have been poisoned by unknown and untested substances, laced with who knows what, over 150,000 arrested users since 1991 who have had their lives ruined, countless accounts of police violence, humiliation and discrimination for any non-academics interested in the study and consumption of psychoactive substances and a population made up of elderly lickspittle religious vermin who swallow all the news fearmongering delivered without question. The word "narcoman" has become such a smear that the very idea of legitimizing it or even helping such people has been deemed as traitorous behavior to the "societal norms". It is far more likely for a family to disown their "narcoman" offspring than to help them if they require such help. As it is also far more likely to be labeled a "narcoman" for wanting to smoke weed - by the very same christian nationalists who are mostly nonchalant smokers and drinkers of rakiya and beer. Any idea of altering the human psyche through the use of psychoactive substances, for any potential enlightenment, study, escapism, experimentation has been shut down. The study on psychedelics for any medicinal potential has been prohibited. The only "medicines" that are allowed are those who come from the West, the EU and the regulations they have gone through for lifelong "treatment" of ill-people - carried out by the so called "White Mafia" or the private sector on medicines.
With this entire bourgeoisie humiliation ritual taking place, it is likely only a matter of time until psychonauts have had enough of being sober and decide that negotiation is not plausible with this hell. The liberals who still believe that drug reforms, decriminalization and legalization can be done from within are usually the same think-tanks on the payroll of the private mafia themselves. That is, the BLS or "Bulgarian Liberation Society" - a group founded by various pompous economists such as Stoyan Panchev who are pushing the idea that protesting every once a few years will somehow change the attitude of the christian vermin and the overlords. Whilst ironically, they act to serve the bourgeoisie interests, Stoyan Panchev appears every so often on the liberal media to push his takes on austerity, while collecting money from the fellowship that requires payment to participate in his organization. On top of the likelihood Koch Brothers financing, these liberal organizations profit from the suffering of people. With the worst part being that they advocate for "voting lesser evil" - that is purely speculative on who they think is "most likely to legalize drugs", with which it is fair to say that they are controlled opposition doing apologetics for the mafia state.
For those who realize that negotiation is not possible, it is only with time that the prisoners and those discarded by society will seek to destroy it. But it cannot be known if what is to come would just be another petite-bourgeoisie bloodbath or a genuine yearn for freedom by eradication of all that is reactionary and regressive.
—-
Part 2 will cover
The Anti-Drug Programming : CIA visits to schools, The hegemony of religious opium, Liberal madness and bureaucracy, Punishment and Torment sponsored by the Church, Muslim villagers, turkish patriotism and its role in backing liberal reactionary parties, The Zionists with their Christian cattle
>>594550 (me)
>WITHOUT WEED WITHOUT WEED WITHOUT WEED WITHOUT FREEDOM*
It is the 10th of December and I still have no weed.
Part 2 of
>>594550 is likely discontinued. I have no motivation to write essays or journals. I doubt anyone would be convinced by reading such a thing nowadays.
>>597276I knew one person who was constantly sober
this is what he turned into at only 20 years
ban this dangerous culture!
bulgarian DNA is made for THC & CBD
>>597286>wise>moisturized>in his lane>focused>sober>dependable>>597276>stinky>unemployable>high>undependable>british teethe'dthc – not even once
(especially for bulgarians)
>>597326Go back to warzone distro fucking pharisee
you're all the same with or without weed
more than evident when you look at every other country with legalized weed
>>598006Weed is sacred. Shitposting like that is the equivalent of posting a drawing of Mohammad on r/islam.
I spit on you soberite.
>>598005read carefully what i just wrote
then say it out loud 2 times
take a pen and write it on your left thigh
and slap it 4 times
PIG GOT STABBED TRYING TO JAIL A MAN FOR HAVING WEED IN HIS CAR
https://novini.bg/bylgariya/kriminalno/883523>A car with drugs was found in Sofia, a police officer was stabbed>The police in Sofia seized a car with 10 bags of drugs. This happened during a routine check this evening of a car stopped at the intersection of Vasil Levski and Fridtjof Nansen boulevards. While trying to escape, the driver stabbed one of the police officers in the arm, according to NOVA. The Emergency Department reported that the uniformed man was transported to Pirogov. More police teams have arrived on the scene, and the area has been cordoned off. During a search of the vehicle, 10 packages measuring 40/60 centimeters were found, filled with dry grass mass.FUCK THE POLICE. RUINING PEOPLE'S LIVES OVER WEED.
>>598056>Weed destroyed everybody I knew used it. When everybody uses it, weed gets destroyed (used up), no surprise there. Next time - less people at the blunt rotations.
>Weed corrupts the soul and destroys the bodyThen arresting people purifies the soul and heals the body. So we just let the stoners do the arrests.
>Avoid at all cost & ban it ASAP.I don't see weed in this sentence. So "it" must be referring to your IP.
Another soberite destroyed.
>>600621Can't get any seeds, even if I do get some - can't grow it without being reported (almost guaranteed for my living situation) - which leads to an even more severe sentencing than just possessing a joint.
Cannabis growers often get the sentencing of being distributors, even if it was meant for personal consumption. Meaning 6+ years jailtime if caught.
>>600624And you might read this
>Growing is punishable by 2 to 5 years and a fine up to 5,000 euros. The organizer of a growers' group can receive a jail sentence of 10 to 20 years and has to pay a fine of up to 100,000 euros, a participant 3 to 10 years in prison and a fine of 2,500 to 5,000 euros.Which is still bad enough by itself, but this is just loosely written shit on wikipedia. In reality any grower can be lumped together as part of a larger "drug organization" and additional charges can be made up to add to the sentencing.
Not to mention the tendency of cops to plant evidence, to make it seem like you also had hard drugs on you and to label you as a dealer on the news.
>>601072Inb4
>pravy sektor, ukrynn wannabeBisected flags have existed long before ukorps. They don't have a trademark over them.
>>602910NARCOMANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NARCOMANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NARCOMAANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>602910He should have titled it this
he should have, but he didn't
>>604016I wish adults would stop treating youth as a metaphysical hugbox from worldly problems.
Adults wanna blame social kedia or drugs for youth depression far too much.
They never bother to look at actual material conditions.
>>605784O SHIEEEET OFFICER GARCIA RUNNIN
HE SMELLED DA WEEEEEEEEEED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>605931OFFICER GARCIA COMIN
HIDE YO WEED UYGHAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>605951OFFICER GARCIA, GET THIS ARRESTED MAN IMMIDIETLY
HE'S GIVING WEED TO HIS RETARDED KID MAKING HIM RETARDED
>>605958Weed somokers sadly use every alibi to justify their addiction. It's really a religion for some.
>omg, i used to have problem, but then, like, i totally smoked the weed, and then, all of my problems went away, manno wonder they don't allow this dangerous cult in "Bulgaria"
>>605961alcohol should be illegal too, I agree
when it comes to alcohol vs. gentleman police I'm on the side of the latter
>>605964those are called psychiatrists, and I agree
>>605965pooping is already illegal outside on the streets
legal pooping = immediate sewage disposal via flushing
weed should get the same treatment: immediate sewage disposal via flushing
>>605962>pooping is already illegal outside on the streetsThey make jenkem at home.
>legal pooping = immediate sewage disposal via flushingLegal pooping can make illegal jenkem, outlaw pooping.
>>605977Finally, someone talking about solutions.
>>605978Why do you need to be so negative all the time? Do you have a better idea? Thought so.
>>605983If it saves lives, normal people would be okay with that. Sure, let them monitor us shitting for 2 weeks and then gives us a private potty license with possible unanounced checkups for once or twice a year. That would eradicate jenkem entirely within a decade.
Civilized people make sacrifices for the greater good.
>>606010you put cameras in the sewage system and locks on every sewage hatch
it's that simple
>>606020Ok, here's a solution. You put some kind of chemical compound into every food and drink that starts producing cyanide gas after it exits the human anus. You have 5 minutes to flush the poop. If you collect the poop and want to make jenkem, you inhale cyanide and die.
Everyone happy. Drug addicted criminals get served justice immediately. No need for cameras and locks, the gentleman doesn't have to eat your poop, society is safer and happier, morale and security much improved.
>>605784Falsifier.
>>605951Falsifier.
>>605958Denier. Falsifier.
>>605960Denier. Falsifier.
>>605962Denier.
>>605967Denier. Falsifier.
>>605988>Civilized people make sacrifices for the greater good.In the name of a greater civilization, we curse those who for the sake of their ambitious dreams, brought about the massacre of so many young lives. No matter how brutal the crime, you will always get glorification of its heroism and tradition from the eunuchs of bourgeois culture.
>>606017Denier. Falsifier.
>>606021Falsifier.
>>606035Liberal infighting.
>>606046Denier. Falsifier.
>>606073>weed addicts be like"Uhm, weed is like, super cool man, you wouldn't hurt nobody on weed! You just wanna munch on food, haha, totally!"
>but also"I will have your head on a pike if you take away my addiction!!!!!"
>>605960SSRI addicts use every alibi to justify their addiciton. it really is a religion for some.
>omg i used to be super depressed, but then, like, i totally took SSRIs, and then, my depression went away, manno wonder they don't allow this dangerous 'medicine' on my insurance plan
>>607508AYY MACKA B
RASTA SOLDA
>>607552 (me)
That said, Kolektiva is a very radlib collective, pretty cringe. I prefer reading Anarchist News or Sublation Media.
>>607608
I didn’t, here’s what happened:
I woke up at 7 AM and grabbed my psilocybin extract powder equivalent to 12.5 grams dried
I grabbed a water bottle and ran to a shaded park
I put the powder in my mouth and drank it with water
I waited 40 minutes and I started to see a hexagonal pattern appear before me
Then, I started REALLY hallucinating and saw a rainbow pathway and rainbow hexagonal spiders walking around and multiple voices telling me to leave right now and seek help
I then saw galaxies and waterfalls of blood
I then had a loss of my control of my body and entered a dream like state and ended up on my nearby college campus, I then I regained control of my body
At this point, I heard completely random voices and had saw the trees turning into tentacles made with the letters “HAHAHAHAHA” all rainbow mind you, with a hexagonal grid layed over me
At this point, I was convinced I was dying so I took of my shirt and started screaming
Someone took notice and called the police, who then brought my parents over to come pick me up, I was jumping up and down the police car desiring to go to prison “to punish myself” the onl thoughts I owned were the same thoughts which kept repeating over and over and the other thoughts were completely random, when I was in the police car, I saw red eyeballs staring at me wishing me death, telling me I screwed up
I eventually stopped hallucinating and the police brought me out of the car and my parents brought me back home, by this time it was 3PM which was well after my shift started, I then received a text the next day saying I was terminated from my job for not showing up
My parents recommended I start antipsychotics which I declined because those aren’t so good for you, at the end of the day, I regret doing it, in the past, I’ve tried opioids, nicotine, cannabis, methylphenidate, ketamine, coffee, salvia, and alcohol, and all and all, it wasn’t even that fun because the side effects weren’t worth it, the opioids were definitely the most euphoric but it made me completely sleep deprived because it delays REM sleep, alcohol does this too to a lesser extent
All and all, none of it was really worth it because I lost my job, if your bored, just talk to your coworkers or get a gym membership, or maybe get a girlfriend or something, that last one is a high I would still love to do
>>607635Ergot in its whole causes your feet to fall off, ergot infected grains in medieval Europe, leading to the Salem witch trials because it made your feet fall off and you hallucinated
LSD, extracted from ergot, does not cause your feet to fall off
LSD, shrooms, drugs, whatever, should be illegal because they are ultimately not good for society and yourself
>>607636I see all these attention seekers on the internet, faking mental disorders or EVEN BEGGING to get them. Well THIS. THIS IS THE WAY.
NONE OF THOSE PUSSIES GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO TAKE DATURA. NONE OF THE DID FAKERS GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
>>607636Datura is deliriant, yes, the class of drugs which disable acetylcholine
When you disable the chemical related to memory and thinking, you’ll become a retard like you said
>>607638No one wants to take plants that will kill them, it’s not even “you’ll go insane” it’s physically quite risky like ergot and is damaging to the organs
If you want temporary insanity without the physical risks, snort some pepper spray
(OR if you HAD to do some kind of hallucinatory drug, go insane on shrooms like I did I guess)
Just don’t do drugs it’s gay
>>607974probs
the edit is from SEWAGEBIPOLAR(LVL2/2) though
>>607973Ive come to the realisation that the reason why most people nowadays find life depressing is because theyve been expecting too much out of life.
I mean seriously. I listen to a lot of people talk about the futility of life and most of the reason they give is just because they have to go to work.
They don't have anything wrong with their lives.
They're not disabled, nor in poverty, not socially neglected.
They're just self-absorbed in their life goal to "change the world."
Our education and religions are guilty of promoting idealism to people boosting their ego far too much.
And it doesn't help that our legal systems are built around ego protection.
There's more discussion about "changing the world" than actually chagning the world.
>>609468This was announced on the 420chan refugee server
R.I.P.
Stoner games
From Taimapedia
https://web.archive.org/web/20160807200915/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Stoner_games#Video_GameStoner games are fun social games involving weed and more than one person, once people are tired of a regular smoking sesh they may turn to stoner games!
Contents
1 Easy Games
1.1 Video Game
1.2 Weed Pong
1.3 Chicago/Baseball/Traffic Lights/Timebomb/Indian/School Boy/Mexican Sweat
1.4 Canoe/Gerald
1.5 Celebrity
1.6 Greenjack
1.7 The Fog
1.8 Two toke killer
1.9 Pillars
1.10 Weed Poker
1.11 Weed War
1.12 Whoever
1.13 The Drawing Game
1.14 Stoner Frisbee
2 List of Complicated Stoner games
3 Platform Specific Games
3.1 Nintendo
3.2 Playstation
3.3 Arcade
3.4 PC
4 HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU CAN
Easy Games
Video Game
This one is very simple. You get some weed. Smoke it. Then play some video games. I recommend any mmo.
Weed Pong
Needed: 5 grams of Marijuana, 1 or 3 friends, 20 party cups, duct tape, table, ping pong ball (or two, or three), a pipe/bong/bubbler/etc. Arrange the 20 cups as you would to play a game of beer pong and fill each cup with .25 grams of weed. Then tape the cups down to the table (Weed is lighter than beer, you don't want weed spilling everywhere.) by making tape folds/rings. This limits you to keeping the same layout of cups so there can be no re-stacks. Alternatively, you can play with empty cups and just smoke the amount necessary when it is your turn to do so, this will allow for re-stacks. Play the way you would play beer pong except face a 2.5 real fast for each cup the other team scores in. This means the losing side will smoke 2.5 grams if the game is one on one and 1.25 grams if it is a team game. Losing team has to buy the winning team an 8th!! But hey, we all know the winning team will share anyway! ;P Pokemon version: Use red and black sharpies to make the ping pong balls look like Pokeballs. Shout "I choose you (Any Pokemon)!!!" as you take your shot. If a player can not think of a Pokemon or uses one that has already been called they have to smoke one of their cups.
Chicago/Baseball/Traffic Lights/Timebomb/Indian/School Boy/Mexican Sweat
In a smoking circle you hold your hit in until whatever your passing comes back to you. you lose if you cough or let the smoke out when you are not holding the joint/blunt/pipe/bong
Canoe/Gerald
In a smoking circle involving a joint you pass it and take hits like normal while trying to not drop the ash on the end, if it drops while youʻre holding the joint you have to eat the ash. Thisi game is also called "Gerald" because the long ash at the end of a joint looks like Gerald's hair from Hey Arnold!
Celebrity
For this game, you and the other players (works best with 3+ players) sit in a circle, the first person takes a toke from the smoking device (joint is recommended, though any can be used), then says the name of a celebrity, the smoking device is passed to the person to the left, the next person then has to say the name of another celebrity, whose first name begins with the same letter as the previous celebrity's last name. (So if the first person said "John Malkovitch", then the next says "Meryl Streep", then the next says "Sarah Chalke" etc.) This continues around the circle, the catch is is that you have to hold in your toke until the smoking device comes back to you.
Greenjack
Get a deck of cards and play a game of blackjack, the winner gets to take a hit from the smoking device, this is played repeatedly until you are all comfortably high.
Variations: The winner gets to not take a hit but whoever busts or loses has to take a hit from the smoking device, this is played until someone vomits.
The Fog
Get in a car and get a lot of weed, hotbox the car until its hard to see farther then 2 feet, if you get out you lose.
Two toke killer
Similar to Chigago or Baseball, this game is done with a joint or blunt. Joint is relatively easy depending on how many people are in your smoking circle. Blunt is hard. Sit in a circle and take two tokes (without breathing out) from the joint/blunt you must hold these in until the joint/blunt comes back to you, if you exhale before it comes back to you, you are missed on the next rotation.
Pillars
Shotgun two beers and stack the cans on your head (your pillar). Pass the smoking apparatus about. If your cans fall you miss out on the next rotation. Every time a new bowl is packed another beer is shotgunned, however no additional cans are added.
Weed Poker
Unlike the name implies, no betting is involved. Each player has his/her own supply of weed and smoking device. The first person takes one normal 3-second hit and holds it in for five seconds. The next person can either increase the amount of hits they take, or hold them in longer, but not both at once. The game continues like this, with each person raising either the hits or hold time until someone loses, either by coughing, being unable to hold their breath or running out of weed.
Weed War
Like the name says, get a pack of cards and a friend and begin playing war, when ever you get into a "war" pack the bowl, whom ever wins the war hits the smoke device, play until one player has all cards.
Whoever
Probably the easiest smoking game ever invented. Take a big ass hit, then to pass the spilff to whoever the fuck you want to. It doesn't sound like much of a game, but it can be fun. Breaks up the monotony of passing in a circle nicely.
The Drawing Game
Usually better with a smaller and more artistically inclined group of people, grab a sheet of paper and pencil and draw one object (e.g. a nose, eye, whatever), and pass the paper to the next person. The longer you keep the game going, the better picture you will get.
Stoner Frisbee
This can be played with anything throwable, start the game by giving a joint to one person as well as whatever you're throwing. The person with the joint has to throw to each person in turn, and every time the joint holder catches, he takes a hit. If it's dropped, then the joint is passed on to whoever threw the dropped catch.
List of Complicated Stoner games
Clambake challenge
Challenger
Platform Specific Games
Nintendo
Super Smash Bros (all ever.)
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.
GoldenEye 007
Banjo Kazooie & Banjo Tooie (and for the creative Nuts and Bolts; spend hours designing crazy shit and flying it wherever the fuck you want)<<<not on nintendo system
Perfect Dark
Excitebike 64
Starfox 64 (Not the shit second one.)
EVERY GODDAMN CRUIS'N GAME EVER.
Diddy Kong Racing
Donkey Kong 64
Dr. Mario 64
Duke Nukem 64 (2nd < Balls)
Extreme-G
F-ZERO FTW
GEX like a motherfucker
Glover
Hey You, Pikachu!
Jet Force Gemini
Killer Instinct!
Mario Kart (ALL!!1)
Mario Party (all except 5)
Micro Machines 64 Turbo FUCKYRRRR
Pokémon Stadium 1 & 2
Pokémon Snap
Punch-Out, any of them
Quake 64
Quake 2
Ridge Racer 64
Road Rash 64
RUSH BITCH
Road Rash 64
1080^0 Avalanche
All Bomberman Games
Burnout
Resident Evil (FTW)
Metroid Prime
SSX Tricky
Super Monkey Ball!
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 (All are better on Playstation)
Viewtiful Joe
Worms
Playstation
3D FUCKING Lemmings
Actua Pool like fuck.
Ace Combat (2,3,4,5,& 6)
Ape Escape (Only 1 & 2)
Arc the Lad (all of them except shitty casino.)
Ace Combat (EVERY GODDAMN ACE COMBAT GAME EVER CONCEIVED.)
Army Men: Sarge's Heroes.(and the 2nd one.)
Beast Wars (and 2.. I guess.)
Bomberman is better on N64.
Bust-A-Move 1 & 2.
Buttsubishi.
C: The Contra Adventure. (and EVERY OTHER ONE BECAUSE CONTRA IS WIN)
The Chessmaster 3D (and #2)
Chill.
Chrono Cross & Trigger. (PS1)
Crash Saga. (I actually don't like it (other stoners do, so here.))
Croc: Legend of the BITCHY Gobbos (+ sequel)
FUCK PLAYING DDR HIGH. Unless you're using the D-Pad.
Dark Messiah.
Darkstalkers. (only 1)
Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX
Dead or Alive.
Fuck yeah, Dino Crisis.
Dragon Ball Z(EVERYTHING BY ANYONE WHO EVER WORKED ON DRAGONBALL IS GOLD!)
Driver. (1,2 & 3)
Dynasty Warriors.
Fantavision
Obviously every Final Fantasy. Ever.
GEX GODDAMNIT!
Ghost in the Shell. (had a vidya game?)
GTA: 3, Vice City, San Andeas, And 4.
Gran Turismo IS THE BST FRANCHISE EVERRRR!
I.Q. or I.Q. Remix
Lumines
I don't know any stoners that play Madden, but Madden
Metal Gear Solid FUCKERS!
There are like 7 or 8 good GUNDAM vidyas scattered across Playstation history
Mortal Kombat (ALL(Stoner Gold)
Need For Speed (ALL)
Primal Rage
Ridge Racer
Rally Cross
RAYMAN! (ALL!)
Resident Evil (Wants you to play while stoned)
RockMan
Saints Row 2
Silent Hill
Street Fighter is the best. No caps lock. No e-yelling.
Test Drive
Katamari
Arcade
BEATMANIA IIDX any of them. Suppose this goes for PC as well.
Fuck it, DDR.
In The Groove is fine too.
LANDING GEAR
Virtua Racer
Virtual On ( IT'S A LOT HARDER THAN IT SEEMS )
Any fighting game. Preferably SUPER STREET FIGHTER 2 TURBO MOTHERFUCKER!
PC
Audiosurf
World of Warcraft
Team Fortress 2
Beat Hazard
Touhou Hisoutensoku WITH A CONTROLLER
Metro 2033
Crysis
Jamestown
Minecraft
>>610373Ur right
way too humane to end these dogs of WOD with just a few shots
>>611304Holy shit its literally her
ask her to post on here
>>611309hell no, the CIA spam this site receives would totally ruin my reputation with her
>>611308literally anything gives you attention deficit, the same way literally anything can give you cancer
>>611292>>611298>proving my pointYou see how in fig. 1 and fig. 2 is represented one of main causes of cannabis related brain cell death. These poor sods saw what inhaling cannabis did to their friends,
and by indirect transmission that ended up cutting the bloodflow into their brain, killing eventually all their braincells.
>>611338I know about all that. I read the Kerry comittee reports. They were doing the same thing with heroin and Vietnam in the 70s. They are in the heroin trade in Afghanistan as well ofc.
I was saying, besides dark money funding for agency operations, they are literally pocketing money into their personal bank accounts. Narc units always do that like I said.
>>611822I once even made the mistake of asking a cashier at chillinn Sofia for a THC vape only to get yelled at that THC is illegal and that they only sell THC-O (like an analog is that fucking different), later that became illegal as well.
I CANNOT, I emphasize, CANNOT look through 1000000 page long government documents, to tell that THC is illegal and can land you in prison for as long as owning a joint.
So I will just copy and paste the AI answer
Is THC illegal in Bulgaria?
Legal Classification of THC in Bulgaria
In Bulgaria, tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the psychoactive compound found in cannabis, is classified as a narcotic substance. According to the Bulgarian Narcotic Substances and Precursors Control Act (NSPCA), THC is included in Schedule I, which lists substances that are considered to have a high degree of risk for public health due to their potential for abuse. This classification places THC alongside other controlled substances such as heroin and cocaine.
Prohibition on Medical and Recreational Use
The legislation explicitly prohibits the use, cultivation, import, export, and possession of cannabis plants and products containing THC for both medical and recreational purposes. As a result, patients in Bulgaria do not have legal access to cannabis for medical use. Any attempt by doctors to prescribe cannabis can lead to severe penalties, including imprisonment for up to five years and fines.
Penalties for Possession and Distribution
Possession of THC or cannabis products is criminalized in Bulgaria. The penalties for possession can range from 1 to 6 years in prison along with fines between €1,000 and €5,000. For those caught distributing or dealing drugs, the sentences can be significantly harsher—ranging from 2 to 15 years depending on the amount involved and whether it was done by an organized group.
Industrial Hemp Regulations
While THC itself is illegal, there are provisions under Bulgarian law that allow for the cultivation of industrial hemp with a THC content of less than 0.2%. This type of hemp can be used for various industrial applications but does not permit any processing or separation of parts that would yield higher concentrations of THC.
Conclusion
In summary, THC is illegal in Bulgaria, both for medical and recreational use. The strict regulations surrounding its classification as a narcotic substance reflect a conservative approach towards cannabis legislation within the country.
Top 3 Authoritative Sources Used:
Bulgarian Narcotic Substances and Precursors Control Act (NSPCA): This act provides comprehensive details on the legal status of narcotic substances in Bulgaria, including THC.
European Monitoring Centre for Drugs and Drug Addiction (EMCDDA): This source offers insights into drug policies across Europe, including specific information about Bulgaria’s stance on cannabis.
World Health Organization (WHO): WHO provides global perspectives on drug classifications and health implications associated with various substances, including cannabinoids like THC.
>>611822>HHC synthetics aren't illegal but they have no quality checks, so a person can't know what they're even consuming.+ They're all online shops only that steal your info and then you get killed by cops.
+ They are fake weed and give you paranoia and shit. Because they aren't real. THC-JD for example isn't real, yet it's marketed by that name. So you don't know what the fuck you're consuming and the doctors won't be able to save you if its something else. They could put cyanide for all you know and label it THC-XCY. Because there's no fucking quality control and its all fucking garbage. It's not surprising some kid killed itself because of this shit
>>604016 >>611846None of the chemicals in the synthetic vapes are naturally occurring in weed. Nobody has tested them. They have no quality checks, no quality control, they are overpriced bullshit that's fake as fuck at best and an awful experience at worse lest you're already fucked in the head.
It might be different in other countries, but this is how synthetics are here. Maybe they do undergo quality control in the west, but in here they're fucking garbage that's a poor excuse to say "we at least have this even though the plant is illegal", it is nothing, it is garbage. It's the equivalent of snorting drywall shavings and saying its "legalized" cocaine. Which really is the case with most of the "cocaine" sold here.
>>611868Like all these ppl from the stickam chat (minus Kirt)
insane this was 16 years ago, insane this was 2008, insane that 420chan did 9/11
>>611951Mod-san your board is fucking dead
I post and live during nighttime and your board is fucking dead
>>611953Only the king namefag with the naxalite flag uses emojis besides me
since when did you get on the mod team?
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