/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>647341
Humans and Chimps

>>647342
this anon, specifically

Mine is the kittimus cat because they are cute and I love them and they are very athletically impressive and curious

>>647342
Beat me to it. Although I don't really like the other ones much either

Italians

>>647341
Religgers and WODiggers.

Jellyfish.

I asked DeepDick AI

>If we're talking about animals that are particularly problematic or have traits humans might find "worst," here are some strong contenders:
>1. Mosquitoes – The Deadliest
>Why? They kill over 700,000 people per year by spreading malaria, dengue, Zika, and other diseases.
>No ecological role that couldn’t be replaced—most scientists agree the world would be better off without them.

>2. Hippos – Surprisingly Violent
>Why? They kill more people in Africa than lions or crocodiles. Territorial, aggressive, and unpredictable.
>Their "yawn" isn’t cute—it’s a threat display.

>3. Humans – The Most Destructive
>Why? Habitat destruction, climate change, pollution, and the only species that commits large-scale genocide.
>(If we’re including ourselves, we’re definitely top contenders.)

>4. Tsetse Flies – Silent Killers
>Why? Spread sleeping sickness, which is fatal if untreated. Huge economic burden in sub-Saharan Africa.

>5. Box Jellyfish – Painful & Deadly
>Why? Their venom is excruciating and can kill within minutes. Almost invisible in water.

>6. Saltwater Crocodiles – Brutal Predators
>Why? They’re opportunistic killers, known to ambush and drown prey (including humans) with terrifying efficiency.

>7. Bullet Ants – Most Painful Sting
>Why? Their sting is ranked as the most painful insect sting—like being shot (hence the name).

>Honorable Mention: Chimps
>You’re right—they’re not nice! They wage brutal wars, commit infanticide, and are stronger than humans. But compared to disease-spreaders, they’re not the worst.

>Final Verdict?

>If we're going by sheer harm to humans, mosquitoes win (lose?) by a landslide. But if we're judging by sheer terror, hippos, crocs, or box jellyfish take the crown.

>>647352
copeeee

>>647352
Lizard furries lost, Jellyfish won. Jellyfish will reign forever.

>>647356
even when everyone could rig the elections, dragons still lost and the capybaras died on life support

>>647344
Oh shit I read this as FAVORITE animal. my least favorite is like a creepy bug probably

>>647360
cats are creepy little buggers

These tiny flat motherfuckers.

>>647365
these look like cockroaches

>>647360
>my least favorite is like a creepy bug probably
oh so the average italian

>>647370
I'll just give this award to myself jkdkd

those parasitic worms that bury into your eyes

>>647429
Also that gigantic parasitic worm that leeched onto your legs

>>647429
Why not the ones that bury into your brain and the calcify. In some places, the calcification of these worms in pig meat was prized. Thankfully that is being quickly phased out.

>>647365
this, fuck bedbugs
I still got ptsd of my old flat infestation. These are fucking parasites that evolved to specifically fuck with humans. Eradicating them would be a big win.

>>647519
same, fuck apartments. you can literally hear neighbors fucking. who in their right mind thought making people live so close together a good idea?

I'm never going to lease an apartment ever again in my life, fuck that subhuman shit. also, sorry for the trauma dump

btw it's totally legal for the subhumans living next to you to cause phonophobia on you while the staff doesn't give a fuck about your noise complaints. I wish I could kill those untermensch

>>647364
NO
>>647370
No, like Adam Friedland

Dogs. I hate them, I don't understand why people like those things. I have no problems with sticking them on spikes to scare the bourgeois.

My favourite animals are bunny rabbits and bumble bees and hissing cockroaches :D

>>647580
Dogs bark at you a lot don't they?

>>647580
dogs are excellent judges of character. quite literally embedded in their dna. we should use dogs to sus out bad leftypol posters

>>647580
>Glowing Path flag
>Fantasizes about torturing dogs and hanging them on public spaces
Too on the nose.

>>647580
1. The plural of bourgeois is bourgeoisie
2. You get the wall for not liking dogs, because they're the people's best friends

I legitimately don't understand how people can like dogs. They are so annoying. Also scary, its impossible to know if they are going to attack you or if they are just being annoying. Animals are not people, they are not replacements for people. Just get a human friend. I've never even felt the need for one of those annoying things. Literally the running lapdogs of capitalism.

>>647583
they bark at everyone, making so much noise and shitting everywhere
>>647588
The PCP actually did that though XD
>>647589
Working dogs are not the majority anymore, I barely ever see working dogs just XL bullies which growl at you or super big hunting dogs that rich people take on walks and then they sprint at you and you don't know if they are going to rip your intestines out.

FUCK all predator animals. I can only associate with prey and herbivores. Why? Because they are the real working class analogues. Rabbits are like resistance fighters. Think about it this way. The prey is weak. The prey is cowardly. We can't fight back head on ever. So instead we have to be smart. Use tunnels, rabbit warrens, fight a guerrila war against the dogs and cats and ferrets and foxes. We're cute but we're almost powerless, there's nothing we can do except fight until the death. Popping out to shoot an RPG at a dog when the dumb machine lumbers past before escaping back in. Ambushing the wicked ferrets in OUR tunnels. It's like fighting the IOF, both are dogs. And then one day the cat will catch us all. After all the begging is done, after there is no way to escape, we spit in their face.

"You are the powerful, you have all the riches of the humans on your side. But you will never beat us. We are more numerous, we have the terrain, the land. And most importantly, you are fighting for fun, because you will be fed by the Humans. But we are fighting for our lives. There is nothing more noble than giving your life for your people. Kill me".

The cat just laughs. It will have fun with the rabbit. It begins to eat the rabbit from its hind legs. The rabbit screams and cried, losing all resistance. There is no way to fight back against the predator. The cat leans in, laughing as it tortures the rabbit sexually whilst eating.

The rabbit smirks, clicking something in her paw. The predator never thinks the prey can fight back, until the moment it does. The rabbit's kick. The pressure rips them both apart, before they are engulfed in the fire of an explosion. The rabbit gave her life. Another KKKat down. Because our lives are expendable. We can replenish ourselves faster than they can. And when we give our lives it is true bravery, fighting back against nature itself, the very order of things. Death to dog kind.

>>647597
sorry liberal, dogs are heroes of the working class and your llmposting won't change it

>>647603
It's interesting how any writing is assumed to be ai nowadays, like imagine telling someone that 10 years ago, it was just sci-fi then. And they say nothing ever happens.

>>647597
>I legitimately don't understand how people can like dogs. They are so annoying. Also scary, its impossible to know if they are going to attack you or if they are just being annoying.
You'll know if they really want to attack you. They'll snarl at you.
>Animals are not people, they are not replacements for people. Just get a human friend. I've never even felt the need for one of those annoying things. Literally the running lapdogs of capitalism.
My first dog I ever had I was 2 years old or something and my mom was bringing in groceries from the car and she turned around and I was hugging a big ass dog and I said "can we keep him?"

What's not to love about dogs. Dogs are heroes.

>>647341
I think these dragons are hecking cute and OP is worse than a trotskyist.

>>647341
My vote goes for these maggots eating the flesh of dogs and other mammals and its adult version putting these eggs in the flesh.

>>647352
>>647341
Inter-imperialist conflict.

>>647597
What's fucked up is that dogs are the only animal you're not allowed to hate

It's socially acceptable to hate cats and even rabbits.
Pop culture endorses comical physical abuse of cats in fiction for laughs. But try that with dogs and see what happens.

People, especially women, say that dislike/distrust of dogs means you're a bad person. Yet, alot of serial killers were good with dogs.

>>647614
Dogs do the same shit that kids do yet they're never hated for it.

>>647697
>Dogs do the same shit that kids do yet they're never hated for it.
Most people don't hate kids and hating kids is also generally considered a sign you're a bad person.

>>647707
Misopedia is normalized though. It's common to use kids as metaphors or arbiters of faux pas or dysfunction.
Also, adults are pathologically incapable of seeing children as individual personal beings.

They only like them as bipedal pets.

>>647580
I wouldn't go as far as hating the dogs themselves but the past few years ive dealt with far too many dog owners where this dog ownership meme has gotten out of control. many of them are extremely rude, entitled, flip out if you tell them the dog isn't allowed in the shop. you cant go to a cafe and sit down in some places without it being like Crufts with all the cock poos and mini dogs roaming around. also noticed more of these cunts claiming their little tykes are 'assistance dogs' when they are clearly not. dog shitting everywhere, and pissing.

>>647713
>It's common to use kids as metaphors or arbiters of faux pas or dysfunction.
You have such a strange obsession newgene. Dogs are also used in some negative metaphors. Why do you have to spin every conversation into why adults are too mean to kids?