what would you do as a parent after finding ur teenage son in each of these scenarios
smoking weed:
doing cocaine:
having a massive goon folder:
showing interest in illegal hentai:
hurting the family pet:
being a nazi:
being a league of legends addict:
calling his mom a whore or something:
and would you beat his ass for any of these
sorry for making this thread it's a stupid thread, i shouldn't have made it
Most likely I'm never having children. So thankfully I'll never have to deal with these things. Unless I somehow I get with a single mom in which she hopefully has a daughter so I won't have to deal with this shit.
>>7308911. Beat his ass
2. Congratulate him
3. Beat his computer
4. Beat his cock
5. Beat the Dog
6.Beat His arm
7. Do nothing, he's already punishing himself
8. Beat his mom.
Nobody cares, just awnser the fucking question
>>730891>smoking weed:>doing cocaine:>having a massive goon folder:I genuinely wouldn't care at all.
>showing interest in illegal hentai:Beat the living shit out of him.
>hurting the family pet:Beat the living shit out of him.
>being a nazi:I would try to talk him out of it.
>being a league of legends addict:I wouldn't care.
>calling his mom a whore or something:Slap him in the face and make him apologize.
Just shoot him tbh
Would you fuck his ass for any of these?
>showing interest in illegal hentai:
wtf is “illegal hentai” in this case? otherwise hentai isn’t illegal at all, nor there is such thing as “illegal hentai”, and laws shouldn’t exist either
>>730891<what would you do as a parent after finding ur teenage son in each of these scenariossmoking weed:
Put him on HRT
doing cocaine:
Put him on HRT
having a massive goon folder:
Put him on HRT
showing interest in illegal hentai:
Put him on HRT
hurting the family pet:
Put him on HRT
being a nazi:
Put him on HRT
being a league of legends addict:
Put him on HRT
calling his mom a whore or something:
Put him on HRT
>>730949I'll be the one beating your ass.
>>730912>Would you fuck his ass for any of these?The correct term is 'boi pucci.'
>>730953parent-child incest is morally wrong anon
>>730954So is playing League of Legends.
i couldnt even know about most of this bc i would respect his privacy
>>730969What if he does all of that in front of you
>>730971then i failed as a father
and so he should punish me
>>730976If he beats the dog, then you are a great father.
>>730961
Anyone who consumes it should be thrown into a woodchipper yes.
>>730891smoking weed: raise his pocket money cuh
doing cocaine: beat
having a massive goon folder: beat
showing interest in illegal hentai: beat with belt
hurting the family pet: beat with rolling pin
being a nazi: laugh at him then beat with slippers
being a league of legends addict: as above
calling his mom a whore or something: naturally beat
I wouldn't beat him for any of those things.
I'd do his mom.
Unless my daughter turns out to be transmasc, I don't have a son, and do not intend to
>smoking weed:
encourage keeping it to occasional
>doing cocaine:
encourage stopping
>having a massive goon folder:
>showing interest in illegal hentai:
I don't look through other people's computers, so this would never happen unless they made it very obvious.
>hurting the family pet:
express massive disappointment. give the pet away to a safer home and put in therapy if the behavior continues
>being a nazi:
Disown
>being a league of legends addict:
Encourage stopping
>calling his mom a whore or something:
Ask to apologize. Assign additional chores and temporarily restrict access to enjoyments of life. Discourage misogyny.
>and would you beat his ass for any of these
No
>>730952you say as you get raped and started bleeding to death
>>730950today i looked at this and learned that lolicon is illegal in my state
wild because i’ve been posting in private rooms and sharing it to others with no problems
hypocritical too because real life animal sexual abuse material (aka “zoo porn”) is legal to watch in said state i’m in yet they draw the line at fictional petite characters
>>730950>Red areas are overwhelmingly concentrated in Evangelical, conservative part of the USAntilolifags this is who you stand with
>>731171Crack is much more efficiently smoked off tinfoil (like heroin) than our of a pipe. No idea why people insist on pipes.
>>731203Sometimes some porn is worth saving. It just gives you a special feeling.
dont you guys remember when porntube deleted half its videos and all those gooners who mocked and laughed at people for downloading porn were proven wrong
>>731229I remember xhamster got rid of all its pictures a couple years ago. Or was it xvideos? I forget but I lost a lot of access to my favorite stuff
>>731261>>731134both of your moms would do me <3
>>731266I'd do your mom and your dad and your siblings and your future children when they're of age
>>731267>your future children when they're of agebold of you to assume… wait they're technically your siblings then
>>730891>smoking weedNothing. That's not a big deal for a teenage boy
>doing cocaineTaking him aside and explaining very seriously why he should absolutely not do this, find out where he got it from, whom he knows who's doing it, probably make some phone calls to other parents, and dispose of any cocaine he has
>having a massive goon folderNothing. That's normal for a teenage boy
>showing interest in illegal hentaiThere's no such thing as illegal hentai where I live, but I assume you mean lolicon. I'd be worried but I wouldn't do or say anything. Hopefully he'll grow out of it as he becomes older. When I was in middle school I was attracted to other middle schoolers but not anymore.
>hurting the family petI'd yell at him and punish him, maybe by taking away his computer or something
>being a naziThis one I know for a fact he'll grow out of. I'll talk to him about it and explain why nazism is bad.
>being a league of legends addictThis is very unfortunate but I wouldn't do anything except make it known to him that he should spend his time more wisely.
>calling his mom a whore or somethingDemand he apologize.
I wouldn't beat my children no matter what since it's counterproductive. Prisons are filled with people who were beaten as a child and it clearly didn't work.
>>731202No it isn't. As long as you use a filter like a Chor-Boy. You get resin, which you can reekcook, which makes it even stronger. Even smoking tar with a filter hits better than foil.
>>731277>>smoking weed>Nothing. That's not a big deal for a teenage boyit kind of is. it's bad for developing brains, they get all fucked up or something, i've read
smoking weed: ask for his stash
doing cocaine: rehab
having a massive goon folder: cringe
showing interest in illegal hentai: therapy
hurting the family pet: spanking
being a nazi: disowned
being a league of legends addict: executed
calling his mom a whore or something: call him a whore
I would do his mom
>smoking weed:
Force fem him
>doing cocaine:
Force fem and replace his drug addiction with porn addiction
>having a massive goon folder:
Force fem and sexually groom him
>showing interest in illegal hentai:
Force fem and sexually harass him
>hurting the family pet:
Force fem him and rape him
>being a nazi:
Force fem and sexually MKULTRA him
>being a league of legends addict:
Force fem him and make him cosplay
>calling his mom a whore or something:
Force fem and call him daddys pleasure puppy
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