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How exactly would you fare in the Mesozoic era, alone, /leftypol/? As in you time-traveled there but you can't go back to the Holocene? How would you cope?

>>730919
I'd ride a dinosaur and single handedly teach the smartest one of them how to read and shit, I'd be a fucking king in a new world, I'd be a god !

I would probably die very quickly tbh

>>730919
I would die very very early be it from some horrible disease of the time or some angry hungry animal

>>730920
>>730921
>>730922
I read an estimate that there were 400 billions of dinosaurs everywhere, so I don't see how you could hide from larger predators without some sort of group, maybe you could shoehorn yourself in with herbivores for some protection??..

It is such a wild thing to think about; a human being in such an era I mean

>>730919
Take refuge in nearest mountain

>>730925
You would have to, eventually, right?

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>>730926
>>730925
You would be hunted by giant pterosaurs eventually. Also, oxygen levels were different back then meaning you would get tired and lose your breath a lot easier, not to even mention being on a mountain would make it massively worse.

>>730923
Nah, T rex would respect me, and with them on my side, I'd conquer the world, you don't get It, I'm different.

>>730928
Early Earth sounds inhospitable for humans.

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>>730919
>How would you cope?
I would try to kill as many mammalian like life forms as possible to prevent current clown world from emerging. Then I would slowly die from lack of edible food, toxic air and hostile microbiome if Im not eaten by an allosaur in the first 5 minutes. .

>>730930
This is not that early only 200 million years.

I would go back in time and show them how to make electricity

I would step on every butterfly until Gorbachev’s parents never meet.

>>730934
Early earth for complex muticellular lifeforms I mean

was gonna say touch grass but did grass even evolve yet? id start a mini eugenics program to jump start dinosaurs learning to fly maybe. or leave some art installation to confuse the fuck out of future paleontologists

>>730959
Just touch moss bro.

i would rebuild society from scratch but then realise i cant reproduce and die like a stupid chud

>>730966
Yah you couldn't do this shit, fucking loser

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>>730966
Even though you could reproduce with ancient Silurians and create human-dinosauroid hybrids

>>730968
You can still do that with Turkeys nowadays, btw


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