1:we know we live in a simulation, but does the simulation live in a simulation X 2:PUT ONION ON YOUR FOOD PUT GARLIC ON YOUR FOOD PUT PEPPER ON YOUR FOOD IT TASTES GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3: what if a guy sucked the ocean dry using a straw X 4:on a scale from 0 to 420 how much do you want to visit Brazil??? are u jelly of our beaches???????? r u jelly of our wheemin!?!?!?!?!??!?! r u jelly of our fembois!!?!?!?!??!?!?!??! 5:what is the hottest part of a girl :lime:the ass :lime:the vjj :lime:the tits :lime:the pp :lime:the abs :lime:the armpit :lime:the personality 6:stop posting, ur posting too loud im trying to watch a movie but u ppl are too loud 7: which car -Mazda miata -ford mustang -toyota corolla -chevrolet camaro -honda civic 8: which chocolate -black chocolate -white chocolate -bitter chocolate -mint chocolate -coffee chocolate -liquor chocolate -chocolate with nuts -chocolate with crunchy thingies in it build your qt metalhead bf!!! ==IMPORTANT!!!:== The more negative attributes you pick, the more points u'll have to spend on his beauty stats [ ] Mass shooter vibes [ ] Annoying Joe Rogan-listening dudebro [ ] Frequent trauma dumps [ ] Very autistic [ ] Severe gambling addiction [ ] Reactionary idpol beliefs [ ] Terrible taste in metal [ ] Extremely messy & disorganized [ ] Sociopathic & manipulative [ ] Hard drug addict [ ] Has an STD [ ] Throws temper tamtrums [ ] Is needy [ ] Snores loudly when sleeping ==Beauty Stats:== **(reminder that you NEED to have picked negative attributes in order to use stat points bellow!!!)** Femininity manly [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] girly Facial beauty incel [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] model Penis size micro [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] massive Ass size flat [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] thick Fitness obese [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] ripped 8 type2: Chocolate tier list rank ur favorite types of chocolate X 9: which is the most real -ghosts -jesus was an alien -sleep paralysis demons -reptillians -shadow people 10: Hollow earth 11: what is the elephant in the room what is the catch what is the pitch 12: what was the worst day in ur life what was the best day in ur life 13: vegetable tier list rank ur favorite and least favorite veggies 14: what is your "thing"? everyone has a "thing", what is yours? my thing is chihuahuas i love chihuahuas 15: regarding the plan is the plan trustworthy? 16: if your parents were obscenely rich and cruel drug kingpins would you be a hedonist and enjoy the wealth or would you rat them out 17: alguma coisa usando texto de cabeça pra baixo X 18: math problemo i bet none of yous can solve my math problem: a car is moving at 124 miles per hour. another car is facing the opposite direction. from a stand still, this other car is constantly accelerating at 6.5 meters per second. the cars are 2 miles apart. Their collision is certain. Question: wouldn't that be sick? X 19: what does this image mean (imagem de uma ilustração ou pintura surrealista críptica) 20: what lies behind this door?!?!?! Mystery will be revealed in 7 days!!!! X 21: if u had a house made of cheese, would u trust this rat to protect it X 22: sneederman appreciation thread His posts are always the coolest (imitação exata da thread q ele fez p mim <3) 23: what would happen if ur computer ran a game at negative fps? would you go back in time? would the game delete frames? 24: how do i grow my tiny pp 25: where can i see nakid woman on internet X 26: Is street racing communism? is street racing praxis?! *photoshop de das kapital com carros fazendo drift X 27: is it gay to jack off (u'r literally rubbing a hard pp) is it gay to suck ur own pp is it gay to bend ur pp and pork urself in the butt is it gay to pork ur identical twin X 28: which of these medieval torture devices would you subject jeff bezos to which would you subject elon musk to X 29: did u ever almost die i did X 30: animal election: birb vs cat vs chimp vs chihuahua X 31: does siberia have their own memes 32: what grinds ur gears? what tickles ur pickles? X 33: now that Brazil has a brighter future, do u want to come to brazil????? X 34: >turns out that ur pet is actually a suicide bomber and they exploded RIGHT NOW >the blast radius is of 10 meters what is the damage, and does anyone die X 35: i have a smaller than average penis foto de um chihuahua constrangedor what do u think about modern architecture? i think it's depressing OU which architecture style do you prefer (imagem com vários estilos diferentes) X 36: what is ur favorite boss fight (foto do chihuahua pequenininho latindo pro pastor alemão bem maior) X 38: what is the right thing to do X 39: (face mites) there's literally thousands of these arachnids in your face right now. how does this make you feel? X 40: can you grow a beard? and can you be a real leftist if you can't grow a beard? X 41: is it acceptable behavior to kidnap elderly people is it acceptable behavior to slap every single person in the world, all at once 42: MY FINAL STUPID QUESTION ABOUT SLAPPING PEOPLE: what if there was a god of slap, and it slapped every single person in the world, how would you feel about it 43: (troll) I make 32 hundred dollars a month, I'm rich as fuck. Why would I support your low IQ utopian ideologies when I'm making such fat stacks. You're all anti capitalist because you're broke, simple as. X 44: What is the materialist explanation for Germany, Brazil and Japan liking scat porn so much? X 45: sobre a lagartixa q achei no banheiro (sugerir nome, sei lá) X 46: are babies and children bourgeois? they don't even work, and exploit the work of their parents 47: when asians look at words in other languages in neon, does it look as cool to them as asian languages in neon is cool to us? X 48: *a imagem de vários chihuahuas com roupas diferentes* pick a chihuahua OU which chihuahua is an undercover fed OU marry, date, pet 49: outra thread de mural (imagem q cada pessoa contribui) X 50: does anyone here know how to conjure a communist succubus? i'm thirsty for a succubus, but not just any succubus will do, i need one that's an anarcho-communist one, but i can't find any tutorials on the internet 51: what is your favorite nword 52: what are dogs' political views what are cats' political views what are capybaras' political views what are pigs' political views what are cows' political views por aí vai X 53: YOU HAVE: >1 cheeseburger >1 bomb strong enough to destroy all of the universes >1 paperclip >1 blow up doll >1 copy of Spyro the Dragon + a PS1 (por aí vai) what do you do? X54: why are asians always squinting? X55: tell me what you'd put on your icecream and I'll judge your mental health X56: feeling lonely???? i'll respond to ==every single== post in this thread 57: college drop outs report in 58: Your future is blessed with ==SÉX==! At least 1 (one) ==SÉX== within the next 10 years '''Boost''': You will be in at least one orgy within the next 10 years Your future is cursed with '''suffering'''. Within the next 10 years you'll get sick something painful, but it'll go away. '''Boost''': within the next 10 years you'll get a crippling health issue. Your future is blessed with '''romance'''! You will find at least 1 (one) romantic partner within the next 10 years. '''Boost''': You will '''marry''' someone you really love within the next 10 years Your future is cursed with '''no opportunity'''. You'll accomplish very little or nothing in the next 10 years. '''Boost''': within the next 10 years you'll make a '''disastrous mistake''' and you'll be the laughing stock of your family. Your future is blessed with '''achievements'''! You will achieve at least 1 (one) great thing in the next 10 years. '''Boost''': you will '''achieve something fantastic''' and your whole family will be proud! Your future is cursed with the ????????. Within the next 10 years ??????? will find you. '''Boost''': Within 24 hours ??????? will find you. Your future is blessed with '''wealth'''! You will get at least 250.000 (two hundred and fifty thousand) biden$ within the next 10 years '''Boost''': you will become a '''millionaire''' within the next 10 years! Your future is cursed with '''romantic deprivation'''. Your chance of finding love within the next 10 years is greatly reduced. '''Boost''': you'll find '''no one''' in the next 10 years that you love enough to marry. ==JACKPOT!!!== Within the next 10 years you will: have at least '''1 sex''', have at least '''1 romantic partner''', achieve at least '''1 great thing''', and receive at least '''250 grand'''. '''Boost''': within the next 10 years, you'll have ==a lot of SÉX==, you'll '''marry''' someone you love, you'll achieve '''something fantastic''' that'll make your whole family proud, and you'll be a '''millionaire'''! 59: outra thread de roll, só q incluindo ter q fazer 10 flexões se tiver resultado ruim 60: i've seen what happens up until 3023 ask me anything X 61: if for a day you and your mom had no memory of knowing each other, and you met in a bar looking for date, do you think you two would have a thing going? would SÉX happen? 62: if you had to join a gang, which would u join (imagem de vários tipos de gangue; gangue japonesa, italiana, mexicana, eslava, brasileira, etc) OU which gang has the highest power level X63: in the 10th post of this thread i will reveal where i stole "very cool" from 64: top 5 vegetables 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. X 65: could you give me some reasons to be optimistic? the explosive evolution of AI, which will take like 50% of jobs and will be used exclusively to help porky get fatter, along with our almost innevitable ecological collapse has been giving me an overwhelming sense of impending doom 66: top 5 foods 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. X 67: place your bets now!!! Americanistan Election 2024 winner: []Orange Man []Brandon []Sanctimonious []The Bern X Russian invasion winner: []Russia []Ukraine X 68: what makes you feel alive X 69: we know capybaras are leftist, but what kind of leftist are they? []Marxist-Leninits []Anarcho communists []Democratic Socialists []Nazbols []Market Socialists []Other: 70: imma go play some videogames and when i come back this thread better have more than 10 posts 71: if this fred reaches 10 posts i'm gonna post ??? X 72: (na board de jogos) favorite open world game: favorite multiplayer online game: favorite arcade racing game: favorite simulation racing game: por aí vai 73: is being a right wing communist possible? is being a left wing fascist possible? 74: irresponsible things my dad did when i was a child: -in a car trip while my mom was sleeping, he was driving at over 200kph, and said "check this out, son" while pointing to the speedometer -held me and did playful flips with my body over a staircase with a fatal drop (like, if his flips failed i'd fall and break some bones or fucking die) -in one of his plays he tossed me as high as the ceiling and failed to catch me, and i hit my head -drank and smoked a lot in my presence and in the presence of my brother and sister despite all this, he's still a 10/10 dad 75: I AM GOING TO POST A PHOTO OF MY COCK AND BALLS IN THIS THREAD IN 3 DAYS!!!!!!! STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!!! (depois posto imagem de um galo e duas bolas de futebol ou coisa do tipo) 75: would it be responsible to comb your hair using a loaded gun rather than a comb 76: did you grow up in a toxic household? if so, did that make you listen to emo music *webm do filho escutando briga dos pais em outro quarto* X 77: i want you to make a religion up and then do your best to persuade us into adopting it 78: are footjobs leftist 79: do you trust people who write walls of text? They give me narcissist vibes X 80: what was the most disappointing thing in the world? 81: we all know what is a boy. but what is a beautiful boy? 82: random image fred **no horny pls** X 83: which way western man? (imagem do obama, trudeau, e trump, e/ou daqueles 3 twinks) 84: you have: -a can of beans; -a souped up hatchback honda civic; -a bible; -instant noodle seasoning; -cocaine; what do u do X 85: what do u imagine in your mind when u'r trying to sleep? i like imagining some crazy ass dragon ball style fights X 86: old youtube (vídeo "why the Wii Sucks") X 87: how will the ultra luxury communist blocks look like? (fotos de arquitetura legal) 88: which if these is a boy and which of these is a girl ligma: []boy []girl []other: fugma: []boy []girl []other: sawcon: []boy []girl []other: bopha: []boy []girl []other: updog: []boy []girl []other: marbles: []boy []girl []other: X 89: >your face when GTA 6 is probably gonna come to pc a year later than PS quintuple and xbox sex X 91:if you could actually fly, would you: -hide from society, and most importantly the CIA which will probably want to dissect you -sell out and go find a billionaire sponsor and be a marketing mascot or something -become a fire-fighter, or use your power to help ppl in some way ==BE HONEST!!!!!!!!!!!!== what would you ==ACTUALLY== do????????????? 92: *touches you* (imagem de um personagem atraente) (usar algo diferente de "touches you", já que é exatamente o que usaram antes (ou não?!???)) 92: best thread of all time announcement (a melhor thread de todos os tempos vai ser o texto "SEXO" só q em uma arte de caracteres cobrindo bastante espaço) X 93: from which of these dealer chihuahuas would you buy weed, which of them is a fed 94: why is there no gamer visibility month? why is there no short king visibility month? really makes you think 95: what is the political ideology of being a top what is the political ideology of being versatile what is the political ideology of being a bottom what is the political ideology of being a power bottom what is the political ideology of being a heterosexual man bottom 96: X do you use any antivirus software also should i upgrade to windows 11 97: would you rather have: -both a penis and a vagina -two penises -two vaginas X 98: *imagem com vários rostos de terror creepypasta e analógico e td mais* which of these faces do you find the most scary? i want to make a horror game and i'm stuck with the design of the monster thing 99:have you ever noticed that strawberries kinda suck? they're sour and weird. strawberry flavored things taste nice, but strawberries themselves? who eats raw strawberries without something else, like honey? sociopaths. serial killers. mass shooters. human traffickers X 100: did you ever eat or drink something so awful that it kind of traumatized you? just recently someone made me a drink called bloody cesar, and I don't even wanna think about how it tasted because of how awful and unsettling(?) it tasted to me. What kind of sociopath makes and drinks salty alcoholic drinks? X 101: TL;DR: is AI "art" fundamentally shameful and souless, even in the best case scenario? For now AI "art" is overwhelmingly too flawed to be compared with organic, human made art, and it mostly doesn't credit or fund any of the real artists that make generative AIs even possible. ==However==, let's assume that someone somehow creates a generative AI that doesn't use other artists' work and is able to generate something truly original and culturally significant, like a song that's in the top 10 in the billboard, or a movie that beats box office records, or a best-seller book and so forth. Would it still be shameful and depressing to like that AI generated work? X 102: I gave up on stopping my balding. i have tried snorting finasteride, injecting minoxidil and so forth. So what do I do now? 1: start wearing a beanie 2: start wearing a hat 3: start wearing a wig 4: own my baldness 5: grow a massive hipster mustache to compensate X 103: séx is greatly overrated. Change my mind. Here are my arguments against séx and pro gooning: -chance to accidentally impregnate someone or get pregnant and ruin your life; -chance to get an STD and fucking die; -you gotta go out and socialize; -real dicks aren't as large and veiny as dildos; -real human orifices aren't as perfect or wild as fleshlights; -in virtual reality you can fuck beautiful creatures that aren't even possible in the real world, like dragons and shit; X 104: now that Brazil no longer dominates soccer, what do gringos know us for? X 105: is it in girls' nature to be shopping? and if so, what can be done in a moneyless society to saciate girls' desire to be shopping??? why do girls like true crime shows so much also do they fart 106: is sugar a boy or a girl is salt a boy or a girl is bitterness a boy or a girl is sour a boy or a girl is spicy a boy or a girl is umami a boy or a girl 107: Post 1 (one) image you ==really== like and I'll use my vibes-based mystical analysis and this site's dice roll feature (!XdY+Z) to figure out if your year of 2025 will be very cool or very uncool [code] When I roll the dice, these will be the meanings of the resulting number: 0 to 19 = AWFUL things will happen 20 to 39 = Bad things will happen 40 to 59 = Things will be unremarkable 60 to 79 = Things will go great! 80 to 89 = Things will be WONDERFUL! 90 to 100 = Things will be FLAWLESS!!!!!!!! [/code] X 108: my youtube feed is only giving me depressing suggestions pls give me some 10 minute slop content suggestions 109: shit, i missed the last secret meeting can someone who was there tell me what said there that wasn't confidential X (last one was a year ago though) 110: dream reporting thread!!!! tell me how your last dream was and I'll rate them!!!!!!!