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"Technology reveals the active relation of man to nature" - Karl Marx
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 No.18225

What do programmers actually do at their jobs?

 No.18226

Program

 No.18227

>>18225
expectation: comp-sci designing and optimizing of advanced algorithms and building elegant systems.

reality: finding bugs in a undocumented prehistoric spaghetti code-base and copy pasting slightly modified code snippets from stack overflow.

 No.18245

>>18225
pretend to program while only writing a few lines of code a day and saving them up to do a bigger commit every few days, drinking coffee, going to meetings where people talk about pointless bullshit, browsing emails, and occasionally zoning out and staring at a screen while thinking of nothing.

 No.18252


 No.18253

Deal with middle management's whims and clean up for them whenever it goes awry

 No.18254

poop their pants and yell at god

 No.18294

nothing. such is the pmc life


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