We've got titans pouring over the border. They eat people, they're mindless monsters, but some, I assume are good people. Nobody knows where they came from. We gotta plug up wall Maria until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
We're building 3 big beautiful walls name after king Fritz's 3 beautiful daughters, who have very nice figures by the way, and Marley is going to pay for each one of them.
We're the greatest country in the history of the planet, and we're getting a terrible deal. All the other countries have been very very nasty, very very unfair, rude and disrespectful towards us, and we've been giving them everything, and getting nothing back, but that's going to change really soon, believe me.
Sleepy Zeke wants to negotiate with me. He thinks he has the cards but he has none of the cards. He has royal blood and very very useful spinal fluid, but I think we'll be using that instead of him. He thinks he's going to sterilize Eldia, well guess what? Eldia's not getting sterilized. the founder Ymir agrees with me and has given me the power of the founding Titan. Now I am a giant hideous skeleton marching across the Earth. Eldia's going to be having billions and billions of beautiful babies far into the future, and the rest of the planet? They're getting rumbling. We're doing rumbling. It's coming, folks. They're calling it rumbling, and it will Make Eldia Great Again.
Ms. Ackerman is very upset with me, but she's still kissing me on the mouth and mourning for me for a whole decade, which i think is a very good deal. Lots of very beautiful women, like Mikasa Ackerman, and Armin Arlert in that one episode where he cross dresses, are giving sweet tender kisses to my decapitated head, and having long thoughtful conversations about the wonderful time we had committing war crimes together in The Paths with founder Ymir.
Captain Levi is very upset, he got a very bad deal. Maybe he should have thought twice before rigging a guy with explosives only a few feet from him.
At the end of the day lots of people in Eldia are very very upset with MEGA and the Jaegerists, and all the winning we've been doing. They're killing Floch, they're stealing the airship, they're saying please sir, Mr. Jaeger, we're tired of winning, but you have to ask yourself: Was winning all bad? The power of the Titans is gone, and what remains of humanity is free to rebuild without the fear of their return. Except for Onyank
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