/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>725310
Caillou is a lucky lil canook.

BIRD HEDGEHOG APPROVAL IS STILL HIGH!!!

>>723129
they didn't ask for it though :C

>>726534
I get what you're going for but capitalism is super unpopular among young people right now.

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>>726543
Don’t send me SStone ToSS

>>726542
I mean it's pretty transparently true.
Libya being the perfect example of what happens when you give up your nukes, and North Korea when you don't.

>>726542
On short term this is a great idea.

>>726397
I texted this to my sibling and I’m not as profane with them.

>>726369
Dennis Prager has a ridiculously pleasant voice, it's certainly 100% of his appeal.

>>726451
It's alright I guess, reminds me of my fifth grade social studies teacher, who was the first person I identified as a real life racist. I had no clue how surrounded I was by them at the time.

Who made this compilation of my beliefs?

I had a dream a few months ago that I was undergoing an operation to become a cyborg. I was scared shitless and didn't want it but everybody around including my parents, friends, etc were super stoked about it and constantly congratulating me like it was some major achievement. I woke up when I got to the operating table.

>>726538
Dreams always seem to cut off right when it starts getting good

>its like a story of an orphan girl that is abused
>she survives by telling stories to men who abuse her
>she sails on a ship with a pet dog keeping her company
>multiple different eras from bronze age to roman era to 19th century mostly on ships
>ends up in a 19th century city where she tells her stories
>there is a play about her stories in the end
Something like this.

>>726539
I didn't even know what sort of augmentations I was going to get. It could be been something cool like a sick robot eye that can see beyond the visible spectrum.

I dreamt I was happy.

>>726443
It would've been 1000 funnier if the receiver was Netanyahu

>>726444
I think Trump might be something but Bill seems like the type that thinks if you're top it's not gay.

>>726499
nancy because she probably has a much cleaner mouth and better technique

Did he lose a bet or something? ayo wtf

>>726535
Dude these are the same wrinkly old asses that have zero problems with touching kids. I’m not amazed by what they’d do to each other

Anyone have experience with barbed dildos like this? I kinda want one yet I can't find any videos of someone using one safely. Like there's plenty with the barbs facing straight out, but getting nothing as far as hooks like in picrel.
forgot to spoil
fuck I forgot again

>>723543
I like it

how do i get myself out of the shithole that is imageboards and into furry circles
i'm a 4/10 artist, a recluse pushing 30, and my natural personality is deeply unpleasant. i want to fix all of that. ideally without openly telling everyone that i'm unpleasant. (i won't express any unpleasantness openly)
shy and reclusive and autistic i can be open about, but i don't want to express it in a way that discourages people from interacting with me.

i've tried joining discords before (without sharing art) and it goes badly. i have nothing to say. furaffinity, obviously, draw some shit and upload it but who wants to look at inoffensive but not-good sfw art? not many probably. that won't get me that far. i need more guidance. how do you talk to people. how do you interact. how do you express interest in being friends without being a creep. how do you respond to comments without being a jerk or weird. what do people do all day. how do i get hobbies and interests i can talk about. how do i express interest in the hobbies and interests of others, which i know nothing about but would like to be talked-at about, without being weird? how do i stop overthinking? how do i be like the other people?

i don't mind being openly left wing but i don't want to talk real politics. my real political opinions are stupid annoying bullshit which frankly, i'd like to unlearn down to the level of the average furry leftist on twitter/bsky.
(frankly, that's all i want to be. well, the average leftist artist, anyway.)

>>726502
Fedi is pretty low maintenence. I don't talk much on there but people are nice to me. Instance I use even has an oekaki feature in the post composer for on the whim doodling.
There's even a site for finding good furry instances: https://www.furryfediverse.org/
>obviously, draw some shit and upload it but who wants to look at inoffensive but not-good sfw art?
I did a bunch of drawings of my fursona doing chores I needed to get done as a way to get myself out of art block, and people liked them. I imagine if they were more skillful peices they'd catch more attention, and later on I may revisit the idea with more skill, but it got me out of art block and was acknowledged by a couple friends, so I'm happy with them.
There's an artist on misskey (https://misskey.io/@necosuke) that makes really cool pics of anime women with specific bikes. Not naked or anything, just both subjects drawn well, and they consistently get a lot of interaction.
>how do you express interest in being friends without being a creep.
Never got good at that either, but a mixture of people approaching me with that intent and me just hanging out with mutuals has resulted in me having a healthy number of friends. Much easier to be approached and just maintain than to approach and maintain.
>how do you respond to comments without being a jerk or weird.
If it's a question then you can answer. I find small talk difficult but liking a post a sufficient substitute.
>how do i get hobbies and interests i can talk about.
I think a lot of interests I have now are a byproduct of me getting into Linux or me trying to self-teach stuff the burger education system failed me on.
- drawing: learned about krita when I first got into linux mint, and I remember there was some assignment I failed in kindergarden where you had an obfuscative paper on your pencil, and needed to draw a square spiral that didn't intersect itself without looking under the paper, and my child ass had no motor skills. I feel like if I get good at art I'll have recovered from that.
- math: wasn't good at math classesPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

The abandonment of military uniforms marks the abandonment of socialism.

Once you understand why they started wearing it, you will understand why they stopped. Lenin did not wear a military uniform. The first communist, the one who made it popular, the hero of all working people, the one every opportunist wanted to imitate, was Trotsky. Now that nobody remembers him and nobody wants to imitate his success, they no longer dress like him.

>>726494
icepick yourself like your traitor hero retard

>>726522
trotsky never betrayed anyone

It’s no use just give up, when I was a teenager my American westoid ass once tried to learn German which is extremely close to English btw and I failed, WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO KNOW WHAT GENDER PIZZA IS?!?! Then after I was radicalized I tried to learn Spanish so by the time I was an adult I could travel to the Florida Keys, hijack a boat, and sail to Cuba. I gave up after 2 days.

Engage engage engage, it doesn't matter if you speak stupid different teutch dialect

You make mistakes you make mistakes, watch media in the language or dialect you're trying to learn

Buy introductory textbooks, buy a few dictionaries, maybe take some classes if you need to

>>726493
Study the grammar and alphabet, vocabulary isn't enough unless you're immersed in the culture which is then only good for vocal comprehension and speaking not reading and writing

>>726493
Dont try to learn it, acquire it, go get stranded in the country where the language you want to learn is spoken and you will become proficient guaranteed. Either that or watch every movie and video in the language you want to learn you can find with no subtitles on to translate.

Get drunk with Russians.