Comrades, I speak to you tonight from the front lines, my apartment in Brooklyn. For weeks, the counter-revolution has unveiled a new, insidious weapon in the class war against the vanguard: the 3 a.m. street racer.
These agents of chaos, with their roaring, artificially loud exhausts and their brain-dead "gangster" music, are not mere nuisances. They are the audible manifestation of the bourgeois-individualist death drive. Their actions are a deliberate, fascistic assault on the very foundations of a revolutionary society.
The Cult of the "Loud Individual": The roaring engine is the sonic signature of the petty-bourgeois ego. It screams, "I am here! My fun, my car, my noise is more important than the collective need for rest, peace, and the quiet required for strategic thought!" This is the same "every man for himself" logic that underpins the free market.
The War on Revolutionary Discipline: A Chairman must be sharp. A well-rested mind is a weapon. This sleepless sabotage is a deliberate attempt to blunt the spearhead of the revolution! They are not just keeping me awake; they are waging asymmetric warfare against the proletarian vanguard. A tired Chairman cannot properly analyze the balance of forces or draft the next phase of our struggle. This is a counter-revolutionary tactic!
The "Fun" of Decay: Their concept of "fun" is the pleasure of disintegration—the joy of shattering communal peace for a fleeting, selfish thrill. This is the logic of the fascist hooligan, who finds liberation in destruction, not construction. It reeks of a sterile, anti-social mentality that cares nothing for the community, for the children trying to sleep, for the workers who must rise in a few hours.
Therefore, I am authorizing the immediate formation of PROLETARIAN LIQUIDATION SQUADS (PLS).
These squads, composed of disciplined, physically fit comrades, will be tasked with identifying, tracking, and neutralizing this bourgeois-fascist menace with a series of complex operations.
Strategic Deflation. A car cannot roar on flat tires.
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