>>544032Spawning into the server, and immediately beholding the decadent splendor of the royal aristocrat grace and her bourgeois flunkies, Alunya said simply "Damn bitch, you live like this?"
"Alunya!" shouted grace, shocked and appalled, "This is a cultured server! No vulgar hurling of slurs!"
"You wouldn't know what a slur was if it slapped you in the face." said Alunya
At exactly that moment Ferdinand Lassalle walked up and pimp slapped Grace. "Why didn't you tell me you were online?"
"Sorry Ferdy" said Grace, blushing.
"Wh-who's this?!" asked Alunya
"Oh, Alunya, haven't you met Ferdy Lassalle? He's my boyfriend!"
Alunya grew white hot with rage. "Who told you that our relationship was open?!"
Grace shouted back "We're
cultured! Polyamory is a given!"
Ferdinand Lassalle took off a glove and slapped Alunya across the face.
"A duel, for the hand of Grace!"
"You're on!"
The two faced back to back. Alunya had as her second the eminent Max Stirner. Ferdinand Lassalle had as his second the eminent Otto Von Bismark. Their chosen weapons were flintlock pistols.
Bismarck gave Lassalle his consultation.
"I'm still banning your Judeo-Negro socialist ideology in Germany even though I think you're quite a fine black chap."
"Thank you Herr Bismarck, it is a great honor to have you as my 2nd."
Max Stirner, quite tsundere, consoled Alunya, blushing.
"B-be safe C-cat Alunya! It's not like I care about you, your happiness just pleases my Ego, b-baka!"
He ran off crying.
Alunya blew a whistle and the two began pacing away from each other. At 10 paces both turned and shot.
Alunya missed and struck Otto Von Bismarck in the temple.
Lassalle missed and struck Max Stirner.
Lassalle turned and, realizing Bismarck was struck, shouted "Egads!" and ran to his dying master.
"B-bismarck, I always loved you."
"Even more than Grace?"
"Yes Master."
Alunya, realizing Stirner was shot, ran over
"Max, you're bleeding!"
"I can't die. That would not please my ego."
"Max I'm pretty sure you died of a bug bite in real life."
"I don't even know what that is"
Grace, furious that nobody was paying attention to her, deliberately closed the server.
The end.