/siberia/ - Off-topic

Did you switch up the manly/girly axis?

>>603734
[✅] Hard drug addict
[✅] Has a mild STD
[✅] Is annoyingly needy
[✅] Throws temper tamtrums
[✅] Severe gambling addiction


Penis size
micro [▶️] [▶️] [▶️] [▶️] [▶️] massive

Nice thred I can't wait for the synthwave bf thread

[x] Extremely messy & disorganized
[x] Only showers twice a week at best
[x] Throws temper tamtrums
[x] Is annoyingly needy
[x] Frequent trauma dumps

Femininity
manly [x] [x] [ ] [ ] [ ] girly

Facial Beauty
chud [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] chad

Penis size
micro [x] [x] [x] [x] [ ] massive

Ass size
flat [x] [x] [x] [x] [ ] massive

Fitness
obese [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] ripped

pls jesus transform me into one of metalhead bfs itt please

[X] Is annoyingly needy
[X] Will constantly bitch about your diet choice, regardless of what it is
[X] Has a dozen rescued pets
[X] Frequent trauma dumps
16 points

Femininity
manly [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] girly

Facial Beauty
chud [X] [X] [X] [X] [X] chad

Penis size
micro [X] [X] [X] [X] [ ] massive

Ass size
flat [X] [X] [X] [ ] [ ] massive

Fitness
obese [X] [X] [X] [X] [ ] ripped

>>603734
Why is femininity referred to "girliness"?

>>603741
Fuck it might as well do it myself.
Assemble your synthwave bf here

Each one of these negatives you pick will give you only 2 stat points to spend!

[ ] Extremely into the genre, expects you to differentiate between it and vaporwave
[ ] Psychopathic& melancholic.
[ ] Self destructive behavior. Will beat himself over the smallest fuckup
[ ] Only showers, sleeps eats with the dark blue lights on and the retro synth playlist on his PC
[ ] Reactionary. Life 80s good. Everything woke now. Won't be silent about it. Can't resist
[ ] Weird intrest in turning to a cyborg. Don't make him discuss it around the hoes
[ ] Random manosphere guru in his computer tabs
[ ] Violent tendency to petty break the law. (Shoplifting/toss rocks at cctv cameras/graffiti) gloves at all time outdoors so he can hide his fingerprints
[ ] keeps a set of white blunt and sharp weapons knifes and hammers "just in case"
[ ] Huge Consumer and made his peace with it. Will take money secretly from your wallet to go shop for walkmans and synthesizers at the junk store. Saves for a DeLorean because if im gonna consume it might as well be aesthetical
[ ] Too courageous and dumb when drunk. When intoxicated will quickly get into physical fights using tricks from movies despite no experience.
[ ] Is annoyingly submissive and shy but will still sometimes use it deliberately to guilt trip people, will rage if it fails
[ ] Parents are middle class but won't use their money or call them because muh self reliance dad thinks I'm pathetic
[ ] Lonely (afraid of people)
[ ] Loner (hates people)
[ ] Smells like hairspray All the time
[ ] Fashwave, if unticked it's just regular albums
[ ] Manchild, Apartment full of outrun posters and old weebshit. Will constantly bitch about anime in the good ole 80s day, refused to watch any shit made after 1989 once he became synthwave bf
[ ] Can say creepy things to you randomly to sound deep. Creepy compliments. Weird fixation on a character from a neon aesth movie (drive, bladerun)
[ ] Sexo only with the clothes on, too ashamed of looking at his body without the cool clothes
[ ] Dresses up to work or night drives in bulky clothes and glasses, yes glasses at night and they glow. Doesn't care
[ ] Hero complex
[ ] Knows how to make cocaine
[ ] Severe gaming addiction. Still hates the polish republic for not finishing cyberpunk

Femininity
manly [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] girly

Facial Beauty
chud [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] chad

Penis size
micro [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] massive

Ass size
flat [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] massive

Edge
Perturbator [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] real human bean

Fitness
obese [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] ripped

>>603741
Fuck it might as well do it myself.
Assemble your synthwave bf here

Each one of these negatives you pick will give you only 2 stat points to spend!

[ ] Extremely into the genre, expects you to differentiate between it and vaporwave
[ ] Psychopathic& melancholic.
[ ] Self destructive behavior. Will beat himself over the smallest fuckup
[ ] Only showers, sleeps eats with the dark blue lights on and the retro synth playlist on his PC
[ ] Reactionary. Life 80s good. Everything woke now. Won't be silent about it. Can't resist
[ ] Weird intrest in turning to a cyborg. Don't make him discuss it around the hoes
[ ] Random manosphere guru in his computer tabs
[ ] Violent tendency to petty break the law. (Shoplifting/toss rocks at cctv cameras/graffiti) gloves at all time outdoors so he can hide his fingerprints
[ ] keeps a set of white blunt and sharp weapons knifes and hammers "just in case"
[ ] Huge Consumer and made his peace with it. Will take money secretly from your wallet to go shop for walkmans and synthesizers at the junk store. Saves for a DeLorean because if im gonna consume it might as well be aesthetical
[ ] Too courageous and dumb when drunk. When intoxicated will quickly get into physical fights using tricks from movies despite no experience.
[ ] Is annoyingly submissive and shy but will still sometimes use it deliberately to guilt trip people, will rage if it fails
[ ] Parents are middle class but won't use their money or call them because muh self reliance dad thinks I'm pathetic
[ ] Lonely (afraid of people)
[ ] Loner (hates people)
[ ] Smells like hairspray All the time
[ ] Fashwave, if unticked it's just regular albums
[ ] Manchild, Apartment full of outrun posters and old weebshit. Will constantly bitch about anime in the good ole 80s day, refused to watch any shit made after 1989 once he became synthwave bf
[ ] Can say creepy things to you randomly to sound deep. Creepy compliments. Weird fixation on a character from a neon aesth movie (drive, bladerun)
[ ] Sexo only with the clothes on, too ashamed of looking at his body without the cool clothes
[ ] Dresses up to work or night drives in bulky clothes and glasses
[ ] Hero complex
[ ] Knows how to make cocaine
[ ] Severe gaming addiction. Still hates the polish republic for not finishing cyberpunk

Femininity
manly [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] girly

Facial Beauty
chud [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] chad

Penis size
micro [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] massive

Ass size
flat [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] massive

Edge
Perturbator [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] real human bean

Body
obese [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] ripped

Spend an extra point and you get to choose what color his hair is dyed in.

>>603764
Why would someone want someone like that?

>>603767
Imagine if that was a woman.

>>603767
I wanna peg someone like that. And when he anal orgasms he lies there for 30 minutes and says i drive

What constitutes "massive"?

MODS = PEDOPHILES
So which pedophile moderator wrote in red text about beheading me… for reporting this website for hosting child pornography?? Was it the self-described libertarian socialist cabello? Was it the getchan(hosts loli threads) zankaria/moffin imperialist?? Reveal yourself, coward, or youre all guilty of pedophillia. Again, that was more evidence for FBI and Canadian equivalent.

Moderator of a non-pederast website would never react in such way. To call for my beheading, for calling out the regular solicitation of real child porn that appears here.

This is only a draft of my coming meme. Ive been banned thousand times. I WILL NOT LET PEDOPHILES RETARD LEFTISTS. I WILL NOT LET PEDOPHILES DICTATE MARXIST THEORY. I WILL NOT LET PEDOPHILES CONTROL ME OR ANYONE

MODS = PEDOPHILES (libertarian socialists)
>>2099877
The problem is clearly true. Why is cp is posted daily here? The evidence is the thread where child porn is reported. Why do moderators say they will behead me for reporting their problem to law enforcement? Explain yourself, pedophile. Why shouldnt the pedophiles who post it be investigated? Why shouldnt thia grave problem be solved?


Answer, pedophile demcel. Come, explain why the pedophillia problem shpuld not be solved. Denial of this obvious pedoo roblem is veiled pedophillaia

THE MODS ARE PEDOPHILES

BEHEAD PEDOPHILRSReinstate the posts where YOU said you'd BEHEAD ME for reporting the obvious child porn provlem to FBI and Canadian intelligence


Im a "hazcel" for reporting child pornography


The bright red banned text where you said you'd behead me

Reinstate it now or I will keep going until it is.

You have nothing to hide right?? Reinstate it then troon pedophiles. MODS = PEDOPHILES
So which pedophile moderator wrote in red text about beheading me… for reporting this website for hosting child pornography?? Was it the self-described libertarian socialist cabello? Was it the getchan(hosts loli threads) zankaria/moffin imperialist?? Reveal yourself, coward, or youre all guilty of pedophillia. Again, that was more evidence for FBI and Canadian equivalent.

Moderator of a non-pederast website would never react in such way. To call for my beheading, for calling out the regular solicitation of real child porn that appears here.

This is only a draft of my coming meme. Ive been banned thousand times. I WILL NOT LET PEDOPHILES RETARD LEFTISTS. I WILL NOT LET PEDOPHILES DICTATE MARXIST THEORY. I WILL NOT LET PEDOPHILES CONTROL ME OR ANYONE

MODS = PEDOPHILES (libertarian socialists)
>>2099877
The problem is clearly true. Why is cp is posted daily here? The evidence is the thread where child porn is reported. Why do moderators say they will behead me for reporting their problem to law enforcement? Explain yourself, pedophile. Why shouldnt the pedophiles who post it be investigated? Why shouldnt thia grave problem be solved?


Answer, pedophile demcel. Come, explain why the pedophillia problem shpuld not be solved. Denial of this obvious pedoo roblem is veiled pedophillaia

THE MODS ARE PEDOPHILES

BEHEAD PEDOPHILRSReinstate the posts where YOU said you'd BEHEAD ME for reporting the obvious child porn provlem to FBI and Canadian intelligence


Im a "hazcel" for reporting child pornography


The bright red banned text where you said you'd behead me

Reinstate it now or I will keep going until it is.

You have nothing to hide right?? Reinstate it then troon pedophiles. MODS = PEDOPHILES
So which pedophile moderator wrote in red text about beheading me… for reporting this website for hosting child pornography?? Was it the self-described libertarian socialist cabello? Was it the getchan(hosts loli threads) zankaria/moffin imperialist?? Reveal yourself, coward, or youre all guilty of pedophillia. Again, that was more evidence for FBI and Canadian equivalent.

Moderator of a non-pederast website would never react in such way. To call for my beheading, for calling out the regular solicitation of real child porn that appears here.

This is only a draft of my coming meme. Ive been banned thousand times. I WILL NOT LET PEDOPHILES RETARD LEFTISTS. I WILL NOT LET PEDOPHILES DICTATE MARXIST THEORY. I WILL NOT LET PEDOPHILES CONTROL ME OR ANYONE

MODS = PEDOPHILES (libertarian socialists)
>>2099877
The problem is clearly true. Why is cp is posted daily here? The evidence is the thread where child porn is reported. Why do moderators say they will behead me for reporting their problem to law enforcement? Explain yourself, pedophile. Why shouldnt the pedophiles who post it be investigated? Why shouldnt thia grave problem be solved?


Answer, pedophile demcel. Come, explain why the pedophillia problem shpuld not be solved. Denial of this obvious pedoo roblem is veiled pedophillaia

THE MODS ARE PEDOPHILES

BEHEAD PEDOPHILRS

>>603968
very cool

>>603968
Go back to /pol/.

>>603764
That's just Ryan gosling but chvd, i can't fix him. he likes synth

I'm glad the retard was finally mindbroken but he shouldn't do it in a 'huahua thread

>>603764

[X] Extremely into the genre, expects you to differentiate between it and vaporwave
[ ] Psychopathic& melancholic.
[ ] Self destructive behavior. Will beat himself over the smallest fuckup
[X] Only showers, sleeps eats with the dark blue lights on and the retro synth playlist on his PC
[ ] Reactionary. Life 80s good. Everything woke now. Won't be silent about it. Can't resist
[X] Weird intrest in turning to a cyborg. Don't make him discuss it around the hoes
[ ] Random manosphere guru in his computer tabs
[X] Violent tendency to petty break the law. (Shoplifting/toss rocks at cctv cameras/graffiti) gloves at all time outdoors so he can hide his fingerprints
[X] keeps a set of white blunt and sharp weapons knifes and hammers "just in case"
[ ] Huge Consumer and made his peace with it. Will take money secretly from your wallet to go shop for walkmans and synthesizers at the junk store. Saves for a DeLorean because if im gonna consume it might as well be aesthetical
[X] Too courageous and dumb when drunk. When intoxicated will quickly get into physical fights using tricks from movies despite no experience.
[ ] Is annoyingly submissive and shy but will still sometimes use it deliberately to guilt trip people, will rage if it fails
[ ] Parents are middle class but won't use their money or call them because muh self reliance dad thinks I'm pathetic
[ ] Lonely (afraid of people)
[ ] Loner (hates people)
[X] Smells like hairspray All the time
[ ] Fashwave, if unticked it's just regular albums
[X] Manchild, Apartment full of outrun posters and old weebshit. Will constantly bitch about anime in the good ole 80s day, refused to watch any shit made after 1989 once he became synthwave bf
[ ] Can say creepy things to you randomly to sound deep. Creepy compliments. Weird fixation on a character from a neon aesth movie (drive, bladerun)
[ ] Sexo only with the clothes on, too ashamed of looking at his body without the cool clothes
[X] Dresses up to work or night drives in bulky clothes and glasses, yes glasses at night and they glow. Doesn't care
[ ] Hero complex
[X] Knows how to make cocaine
[X] Severe gaming addiction. Still hates the polish republic for not finishing cyberpunk

Femininity
manly [X] [X] [X] [ ] [ ] girly

Facial Beauty
chud [X] [X] [X] [X] [ ] chad

Penis size
micro [X] [X] [X] [ ] [ ] massive

Ass size
flat [X] [X] [X] [ ] [ ] massive

Edge
Perturbator [X] [X] [X] [X] [ ] real human bean

Fitness
obese [X] [X] [X] [ ] [ ] ripped

He must have an hourglass figure and take BBC in front of me

[X ] Has a dozen rescued pets
Then dump the four points into girly and thats it

>>611779
Kino, glad someone loves a synthwave bf

i don't care so long as he can ride a bike to this song at 180mph

>>603764
[X] Extremely into the genre, expects you to differentiate between it and vaporwave
[X] Psychopathic& melancholic.
[ ] Self destructive behavior. Will beat himself over the smallest fuckup
[ ] Only showers, sleeps eats with the dark blue lights on and the retro synth playlist on his PC
[ ] Reactionary. Life 80s good. Everything woke now. Won't be silent about it. Can't resist
[X] Weird intrest in turning to a cyborg. Don't make him discuss it around the hoes
[ ] Random manosphere guru in his computer tabs
[X] Violent tendency to petty break the law. (Shoplifting/toss rocks at cctv cameras/graffiti) gloves at all time outdoors so he can hide his fingerprints
[X] keeps a set of white blunt and sharp weapons knifes and hammers "just in case"
[ ] Huge Consumer and made his peace with it. Will take money secretly from your wallet to go shop for walkmans and synthesizers at the junk store. Saves for a DeLorean because if im gonna consume it might as well be aesthetical
[ ] Too courageous and dumb when drunk. When intoxicated will quickly get into physical fights using tricks from movies despite no experience.
[ ] Is annoyingly submissive and shy but will still sometimes use it deliberately to guilt trip people, will rage if it fails
[ ] Parents are middle class but won't use their money or call them because muh self reliance dad thinks I'm pathetic
[ ] Lonely (afraid of people)
[ ] Loner (hates people)
[ ] Smells like hairspray All the time
[ ] Fashwave, if unticked it's just regular albums
[ ] Manchild, Apartment full of outrun posters and old weebshit. Will constantly bitch about anime in the good ole 80s day, refused to watch any shit made after 1989 once he became synthwave bf
[ ] Can say creepy things to you randomly to sound deep. Creepy compliments. Weird fixation on a character from a neon aesth movie (drive, bladerun)
[ ] Sexo only with the clothes on, too ashamed of looking at his body without the cool clothes
[ ] Dresses up to work or night drives in bulky clothes and glasses
[ ] Hero complex
[X] Knows how to make cocaine
[ ] Severe gaming addiction. Still hates the polish republic for not finishing cyberpunk

Femininity
manly [X] [X] [X] [X] [X] girly

Facial Beauty
chud [X] [X] [ ] [ ] [ ] chad

Penis size
micro [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] massive

Ass size
flat [X] [X] [ ] [ ] [ ] massive

Edge
Perturbator [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] real human bean

Body
obese [X] [X] [ ] [ ] [ ] ripped

extra point = hair dyed jet black.

>>613382
wtf I thought Ministry was a metal band

>>613385
they are now, they started as a depeche mode rip off (positive)

>>613386
This is their only song that I know

>>613388
i think its crazy a band went from synth-pop/new wave to ebm/industrial dance to industrial metal to sort of thrash(?) metal.
i like metal but i still prefer their earlier works
also their frontman al is cuban-american, but sings in a fake british accent for the first two albums.

>>603734
>messy
>showers
>drugs
>needy
I was considering the pet one but they'd likely be neglected
>trauma
I've dated men like this before. here are my stat choices:
girly: 5/5
face: 3/5
penis: 4/5
ass: 3/5
fitness: 3/5 (assuming this means twinkmode)
total: 18 of a possible 20. unironically i'd marry someone like this. he'd better like decalius, dream theater, and infectious jelqing.

>>603764

Jeremy Fragrance ass pictures

anyway here's mine (i'm a vaporwave fan)

>into the genre
>self destructive
>only showers
>cyborg
>lawbreaking
>weapons
>dumb drunk
>shy subby
>parents
>lonely
>loner
>creepy compliments
>clothed sex
>hero complex
>cocaine skillz
>gaming addiction

32 points to spend

femininity: 2/5
facial beauty: 5/5
penis: 4/5
ass: 5/5
fitness: 4/5
edgelord: 2/5

22/32

wouldn't date but would watch played by ryan gosling