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 No.162618[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

October is the month of le /pol/ face, why is no one celebrating?
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 No.167405

>>167147
maybe mods deleted everything posted by that person and he actually got banned for some other post.



 No.166874[Reply]

Also, who would win; a coalition of the anti-imperialist fetish union of central europa and the balkans, or the futanari empire?
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 No.167599

>>167598
you can basically approximate the appearance and functionality of a vagina with srs, minus the capacity to conceive children (also a problem many cis women face)

 No.167600

>>167598
Nope
And before you go out of way to find a picture of someone I do find attractive, its a moot point.
>oh damn she's fine
>oh
>oh
>get the fuck out

 No.167602

>>167599
>functionality of a vagina with srs
Excuse me while I throw up
Jesus fucking christ
Why do you people think you have a right to impose yourselves onto other people. My sexuality is none of your business. Happy for you to have sex with people who want to have sex with you, but if I'm straight, I'm straight.

 No.167605

>>167602
>Why do you people think you have a right to impose yourselves onto other people.
The fuck are you talking about? lol
I'm just giving facts.
>Excuse me while I throw up
Jesus fucking christ
Okay snowflake.
>My sexuality is none of your business. Happy for you to have sex with people who want to have sex with you, but if I'm straight, I'm straight.
Buddy I don't give a fuck, I was simply debunking your claim. I'm a straight cis male.

 No.167606

>>167600
>nope
Well that's an attractive ciswoman lol. Bro you gay.



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 No.167604[Reply]

Why are they like this?


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 No.167229[Reply]

CAN SOMEONE PLEEEEEAAAAASE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS TO ME I DON'T UNDERSTAND ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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 No.167535

>>167281
I thought it was impossible to pee while aroused.

 No.167537

>>167535
Only if erect.

 No.167578

>>167240
touch some grass
make some friends

 No.167601

>>167578
done and what the fuck are friends?

 No.167603

March 2006 was the last time I hugged another human being



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 No.167544[Reply]

rules of lefty pol:

1. if someone mentions china, the thread goes to shit and turns into is china socialist or not

anons continue the rules

 No.167558

2: there's never enough alunya porn

 No.167559

3. you will take the bait

 No.167571

4.If you are wrong you must post a reaction image portraying smug laughter, if you get angry you must post a mocking image representing the other user and imply that it is them.

 No.167576

5. If someone asks what will happen to X cultural activity/product under socialism, and you don't like said activity or product, you need to post "X is bourgeois and reactionary. Everyone who enjoys X will be reeducated/go to gulag/be executed"

 No.167595

5) Every single tendency is a larp and a cult and a complete failure, apart from my personal tendency, about which there is not one single criticism I will accept.

6) if you get beat out, you must post a pretentious wall of text which means basically nothing instead of admitting defeat

7) you WILL post sources which don’t say anything like what you yourself are asserting and claiming that source also asserts. You WILL post a source which you yourself haven’t read which actually debunks the point you are making. You WILL hastily Google the first headline you can find instead of admitting somebody else knows more about a subject than you.

8) doing something, anything IRL: “ what are you anon? Some sort of liberal? Akshually * wall of text describing why putting my dick in an electrical socket all day is more communist than this *”

9) the more snarky and smug a poster is, the wronger they are. Posting smug reaction images means there is no hope for them.

10) the mods will never, ever, under any circumstances, admit that they did something wrong, ever.

11) all mods are bastards

12) you WILL post increasingly reactionary or liberal things to defend some person you read the Wikipedia page of and posted some memes about, rather than admit you are wrong
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 No.167176[Reply]

Does r*ddit still have any merit? I am starting to highly doubt it.
>Major subreddits
Don't even think about it
>Gaming subreddits
Pretentious twats
>Political subreddits
Pretentious and booklets. I witnessed some guy shilling leftypol on r/genzedong and one tard had the nerve to call leftypol glowie. Like…maybe that's true, but you, my guy are on fucking reddit and you obviously don't care it being a glowie site
>fashion subreddits
Most boring fits. I feel like instagramm is the better choice here

Does somebody have "how to survive on reddit" guide or I should I just delete it?
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 No.167442

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>he browses Reddit
>he browses a mainstream social media site that’s constantly being watched over by the American federal government
>he willing fully shares information about himself for foreign governments to collect while constantly consuming a source of pro imperialist NATO-centric propaganda
>he is fully aware that he willing fully shares information about himself for foreign governments to collect while constantly consuming a source of pro imperialist NATO-centric propaganda on a site literally designed to reward that kind of behaviour and has had a history of allowing CP, neo reactionary and radlib propaganda surface and form communities that have pushed people to suicide and destroyed lives from never ending exposure to the hive mind that is that app
>he is asking a bunch of midwits on a borderline dead imageboard to leave a place he is fully aware that he willing fully shares information about himself for foreign governments to collect while constantly consuming a source of pro imperialist NATO-centric propaganda on a site literally designed to reward that kind of behaviour and has had a history of allowing CP, neo reactionary and radlib propaganda surface and form communities that have pushed people to suicide and destroyed lives from never ending exposure to the hive mind that is that app instead of just making decisions for himself and getting a life off the internet

Decades of social atomization coupled with the discovery of blank slate theory has been a disaster for the modern urbanite. They will never know freedom lest they leave all forms of human settlement regardless of how disorganized to learn nature again

 No.167518

>>167442
We get it. I'm retarded and you are the super-revolutionary who dodges the law at every corner. What a badass you are

 No.167522

>>167189
Lmao I do the exact same thing on all the Uk politcal subs. I've been banned from all of them 10+ times. Every couple months Il get bored and go on a spree.

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 No.167590

I like /r/antiwork, it's getting much more activity since the post-COVID "labor shortage" and it feels good to see you aren't the only one pissed at shit wages, poor work conditions, bullshit jobs and so on.
Outside of that and niche technical communities, it's not that great. I hate how those fags can't help but upvote shitty puns all the fucking time, it's like those upper middle-class nerds who just got out of engineering school, they never experienced serious pain in their lives, just give me a break already.
Delete the app and use teddit or the compact mode on phone (i.reddit.com)



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 No.167561[Reply]

>be europoid
>wake up
>see this
>wat do?
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 No.167569

>>167561
also wait why does turkey have a crypto-hammer and sickle

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>>167568
because fascists in Russia aren't in favor of a dictator or fuhrer, but a return to czarism, at least that's what I think, I really don't understand why Russian fascists fly the monarchist colors

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>>167569
heil trotzki and edrojan 1488 hitner and atatatatorg were fren, the natzional gabmomonists of torgzey have tre mottos 1 greeeek is jooz 2 russians ist pol potiszts 3mongolia fren 4 eat poor ermeni kulakkks

 No.167580

>>167561
I say "based" aloud
also based Rvssia

 No.167582

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>>167561
where's hyperborea tho



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 No.167581[Reply]

>Starship Troopers is a satire of fascism
>the vagina is self cleaning
>the vagina is elastic
>the meat flaps or gaping hole in her vagina is not indicidative of how many men she has slept with
>the ancient greeks and roman men used to fuck eachother. it was considered manly back then
>prison is for rehabilitation of violent offenders back into society, not for punishing them
>hes catholic and he doesnt see the problem with saying he loves children? Lol.
>ah, a catholic priest dinosaur with views from the middle ages is lecturing us on womens health rights. surprised he has time for this between all the child rape.
>pro life christians are only pro birth. they literally dont give a shit about the baby once its born, especially if its brown. Fuck them.
>the christian dark ages
>water is not a lubricant
>water is not wet either. Wet is what happens when something is covered in water. Water is sticky.
>antarctica is technically the driest desert on earth. Yes, its covered in snow and ice, but technically it doesnt rain so it is a desert (and the driest one on earth, yes, even drier than the sahara)
>jesus was not white. checkmate, christian racists
>john allen chau deserved to be killed by the tribal island natives. he shouldnt be enroaching on their land just to spread the word of some zombie jew
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 No.167583

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there are like only 2 i disagree with

 No.167585

>>167583
which ones?

 No.167586

>>167583
ahh yeas, you have earned the correct opinion haver image, well done anon

 No.167589

Never sleep with a man who doesn't know that the vagina is self-cleaning and elastic. He cannot find your clit.

 No.167591

I have literally never once seen a vagina with a “gaping hole” lmao.

I don’t think you’ve ever seen a vagina.

since some buttholes like that though… but only after I was done ;) seethe incel



 No.167359[Reply]

All Gratitude to Father Xi , He who ban sissy boy porn off internet, keep all our minds straight.
All Gratitude for Father Xi, He who make missile fly straight into the sky
All Gratitude to Father Xi, Four wheel mechanized leader
All Gratitude to Father Xi, Father Xi enslave bitch boy john cena on 4 legs like dog!
All Gratitude to Father Xi, He build make China Strong!
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 No.167477

>>167371
Jack Ma is already being unpersoned in the current system of Socialism with Chinese Characteristics.

 No.167502

I can't wait Xi Xinping getting dropped and replaced by some other literally who centrist party guy. Because at the end of the day that would literally have 0 impact on China and its future, so it would be a completely neutral event, but it would cause such a massive meltdown for baizuo dengist cargocultists that it would be a sight to behold.

 No.167540

>>167364
retard that's Tehran, you can clearly see the Shia volcano in the background, the one where they throw American soldiers as human sacrifices for Allah

 No.167548

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>mfw state mandate gf was a meme all along

 No.167579

>>167477
Whatever, replace Jack Ma by Liu Qiangdong or Ma Huateng and the argument still holds. Those ones don't have problems with the CCP because they know when to shut their mouths. Still doesn't mean they would embrace a economic regime where they couldn't accumulate any capital.
>inb4 t-they will execute the billionaires any day now!
Liu Qiangdong is literally a rapist and never had a problem because of it.



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 No.161231[Reply]

You are at Comrade Stalin's 70th birthday party, 1949

What do?
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 No.161261

>>161231
I eat some nice cake and give him his present, a Russian fairytale starring Koba the bandit hero. Then I go full schizo and reveal I am a time traveller with specific knowledge only I could know. I warn him about Beria's assasination plot and tell him that the USSR must declare total war on the west or face collapse. Then I give him a kiss on the cheek and smell that beautiful socialist air

 No.161271

Comrade Stalin's 70th birthday party edition
just pick 3
for me it's kill Khrushchev, marry Comrade Stalin and fuck La Pasionaria

 No.161322

Tell Mao to stop being autistic

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 No.167572

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Give him this



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