I don't browse here as much as I used to because you are all a bunch of broke bitches, but I'm just here to brag about how much better my life is than you brokies. First of all, I'm typing this on my new 512GB, M4, 13-inch midnight Macbook Air, which is powered by my 128GB Black titanium iPhone 16 Pro acting as a hotspot, and accompanied by my 128GB silver iPad as a second monitor. Before one of you degenerates denigrates my decision to not purchase the 15 inch variant, I opted for a smaller device to accommodate my upcoming year-long sabbatical across the world. During which I will travel through most of Western Europe by train, take a ferry to North Africa, travel back to Southern Europe, and ultimately fly to the Stans. Where I will then travel through China until I reach Southeast Asia. While you broke bitches toil at work, I will be living a life you can only dream of. A life worthy of a book. You can have your Dasha and questionably aged Japanese cartoon goonerbait, I will be partaking in the finer things the world has to offer.
Regardless, I will not be monitoring this thread as I have better, more sophisticated places to be. Communism will win.