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This one's for our comrade Grover Furr.
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CERN is on

be prepared for everything, do not let the mandela effect lie to you, fiction is gonna become reality
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are nazbols real
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shouldn't mods delete/move the religion bashing threads on /leftypol/ right now. they pretty clearly are just atheists wanking off to shitting on religion and it pretty clearly breaks the idpol rule.
>OP is just butthurt his religion is getting shat on
im not religious
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rats can swim

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are generation delta schizophrenic?

are generation delta schizophrenic?

all their memes are like this
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How can I learn to identify trees? I searched and the professionals use all kinds of flowcharts for it, do I need to memorize them or is there an easier way?
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Should I fast or build more muscle?
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>complaining about "reddit spacing"
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I just found out that Elizabeth Olsen unironically listens to Redscare and I don't know how to process that.
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Is it over for me?
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Mommy and Daddy issues

It's okay, you can vent here.
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>Burn it like a total shroom talkin' 'bout dat mush shaker.
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Reminder that BLM is a black nationalist/hotep movement and incompatible with leftism
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Growing up

How do I become a proper adult that lives up to the expectations of neugene?
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Royal Colony 5.0

By invitation of the Incans of leftypol,
Alunya's most beloved monarchist
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2020 US protests dump

I have downloaded a bunch of images and videos
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Do your worst /siberia/ns.
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Im always intrigued as to why people always use "fatherlessness" as the number one go-to diagnosis for people with differing opinions/mannerisms.

Im sorry but, fathers get too much positive investment. Most of them just lounge in front of the TV after work and bark orders at the wife and beat the kids for mistakes/struggles.
They dont really sit down and teach kids about finances, relationships, real-world events, mechanical repairs, etc.

Society, especially conservatives, always make excuses for abusive/negligent fathers.
Yet, if moms were abusive or negligent, society would go misogynist/antifeminist mode.
"Boys need their fathers" is mostly just machismo cuture speaking. Boys need fathers, yes, but they need a more practical teacher, not some sperm donor.
Theres a reason why tribal elders raised the kids back then.

Alot of our "masculinity crisis" is mostly reckless self-destructive idealism from the male psyche.
Its men thinking themselves as demigods denied their birthright to "change the world."

If fatherlessness is truly the reason for all crimes and mental illness, that tells me that fathers are truly pathetic creatures.
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Are Generation Gamma Schizophrenic?

Are Generation Gamma Schizophrenic?

all their memes are like this
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Normalfags and their obsession with gaining social status is the sole reason why communism doesn't yet exists
Autists are the true revolutionaries

Also yes, im frogposting and there is nothing you can do about it
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Professional sports are fascist and are a form of nationalism
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I just woke up from a dream where I was dating the girl I was crushing on.
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/mig/ - male inferiority general

post things which prove males are the inferior sex and we must submit to our female goddess overlords

pls no idpol just kink guys
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honestly i’m starting to think that wasting all your time on video games is significantly better than wasting it all reading forums like this one
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a /fit/ack has trained today.
Have you?
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I want to be leftypol's pet cat

I wish leftypol was a physical community where everybody lived together in a giant mansion or monastery and i would be there to provide emotional support to everybody and would even allow myself to be put on a leash and dragged around just so people wouldnt miss me being next to them
Anybody else feel this way?
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dammit no dont feed them why
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Guess the country.
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I had to cook

Family reunion party since uni ended and family complained about food being to spicy and there being vegetables

I’m not a chef or have any skills in cooking but wtf man
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Pizza Bomber Case

what happened in 2003?
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What did he mean by this?
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Is there any city even comparable to Pyongyang?

For a city, it's peak comfy.
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Reaction image thread - MEGA DUMP/EXCHANGE

There really are not enough reaction images
I spent 5 minutes searching for one that was sigh of relief one and couldn't find one
Same with laughing, I got very few and they are all the same

Who is willing to exchange and trade reaction images?? And no calling mom if you get duped, all deals are final
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what is the dialectical materialist explanation for this?
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>"FDR and Stalin ordered a private sauna in the Southern suburbs of Tehran, where they disappeared for hours every day with no translator to accompany them."

>"Despite the freezing weather in Tehran at the time, FDR insisted that Stalin take off his shirt before their penultimate meeting; Stalin obliged with a wry smile and wink to his ally"

>"It was already 10 A.M in the morning and the President [FDR] was nowhere to be found. Mj. Kingston was sent to check on the President, but he was nowhere to be found in his quarters. A wild panic ensued until the President emerged from Stalin's bedroom wearing only a bathrobe"

Source: "Roosevelt and Stalin: Portrait of a Partnership" by Susan Butler pgs 142-159
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How can I find a gf like pic related?
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i need fags
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Absurdly based Ngl
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It’s sad that neanderthals are extinct
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does mike tyson lurk here?
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Laugh Thread

I think it'd be good if we laughed at least once everyday comrades

Post something that made you laugh ITT every day
I will try too daily
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now that the dust has settled, who got it right?
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ITT post pictures that say a lot about society
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moviebob thread

cinemabobby thread
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Is voosh a fed?
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Singing thread

Come into the thread and belt out some lines, there is no judgement here

I'll start

And maybe if I had spent just a little more time with you
Maybe then, maybe then you still be mine, alright
And only if I had been more, more kind to you
There'd be no need, for this man to be cryin'

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If you're a man above the age of 21 and you havent done any hard phisical labour, I don't consider you human.
Pic unelated.
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Born again newfag

I used to go a lot on /leftypol/ between 2014-2017 but dropped off after the Charlottesville shenanigans. I still went on 8chan from time to time, but didn't trust a leftist community to be properly handled on a predominantly right wing site that obviously had it out for them. The mod drama shit that I didn't really follow also did not help calm that fear.
Of course the site bred several shooters and eventually went down. I checked in bunkerchan a bit but not that much. 4chan is just reddit for racists and conservatives and so this shit seeps into literally every conversation and thread imaginable, part of this includes bunkerchan being brought up as a boogeyman whenever possible, only after transhumanists obviously. I got sick of it enough that it made me curious to whatever happened to this place. Only to find it gone and having to find this place instead.
All of this just to say: What has this community been up to in the last five years?
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my right wing uncle said "the cold war really began in 1054 with the splitting of the church into East and West"

is this pure retardation or is there something to it? Did the political differences between caths and orths really "trickle down" over several centuries into the differences between NATO and Warsaw Pact?
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these are the people calling you a degenerate
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Get these fat fucks out of here. I'm sick to death of it being hot just so these fat fucking cows can eat grass all day. GET RID OF THEM!
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The looming health disaster of seed oils

Seed oils are literally hitler and just as bad as asbestos or tobacco, because tobacco wasn't put in literally all baby formula or in most processed food. You consume it without awareness.
There is even evidence seed oils are worse than heavy drinking when it comes to health consequences. 50% of people over the age of 80 have some form of dementia. Seed oils are linked to increase your risk of developing alzheimer. We are literally setting zoomers up to be fucked for life. We're looking at a potential dementia epidemic in 40 to 50 years.

Here's a quick rundown on how seed oils become present in literally everything you eat without you knowing it:

>US cotton industry grows in the 19th century

>at this point cotton seeds are waste and basically worthless
>Europe experiences many oil and fat shortages because of napoleonic wars
>William Fee invents a huller that allows separating the cottonseed hulls from the seed meat, allowing to make proper oil
>this oil is used to replace whale oil and lard which are becoming more and more expensive for lamps
>mills start developing to recycle these waste seeds and profit from them
>petroleum industry develops and oil lamps go extinct
>increasingly expensive lard/olive oil gets spiked illegally with cottonseed oils (this is still a thing today btw, olive oil is often spiked with s*ybean oil)
>armour&co, a meatpacking company, realizes this when they realize they've been buying more "lard" than could be produced by the hog population
>legislation passes but shit still gets spiked
>value of cottonseed oil plummets
>P&G starts using cheap cottonseed oil for soap and candles
>hydrogenation gets invented, P&G invents Crisco. looks like lard, but is actually cottonseed oil (today s*ybean)
>markets it as "healthy", it's cheaper than butter, give away free cookbooks…etc
>WW2 starts, cottonseed shortages happen, s*ybean shows up, sunflower in Europe
>1955 Eisenhower has a heart attack, panic about "heart health" starts, government funds research to stop it
>Ancel Keys (not even a medical doctor) cherrypicks data and links heart issues to "saturated fats" present in meat, butter and recomments unsaturated fats instead, such as the ones found in vegetable oils
>Keys discards and conceals data that contradict his hypothesis (look up French and Israeli paradoxes today)
>selects countries that show a correlation between increased calories from fat and heart disease and leaves out France, Switzerland and Chile because they mess up his curve, only takes margarine into account
>The American Heart Association comes out of the woodwork with…Mr. Procter and Mr. Gamble on their board, the inventors of margarine (lol)
>low fat craze begins, animal fats such as lard, beef tallow, duck fat, butter etc get demonized as poison despite being everyday products back then and what humans and their ancestors have been sustaining themselves on for millions of years
>vegetable oil, which is extremely cheap is marketed as healthy with the support of governments and health associations
>it's now nearly unavoidable in all processed products, completely messes up the omega 3-6 balance in everyone that would otherwise be fine if polyunsaturated fat consumption was kept to a normal ratio found in animal fats
>obesity and heart disease epidemic keeps accelerating
>low fat implies high carb, people eat a shit ton of sugar and grain which doesn't help aswell
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>tfw born heterosexual
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I was reading up about the Pinochet regime. and how the regime would torture and many times killed any protesters they arrested, but if they were pregnant, they kept them alive and in good health until they gave birth. Then murdered the mothers and adopted the babies to Pinocheista generals' and politicians' families. imagine being raised by people who you think are your parents only to realize that your parents were protestors who were brutally tortured and murdered and the people who raised you were essentially collaborators

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The “Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
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Since everyone cums is it good for anything outside of impregnation?
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Animals general -- horse meat edition

is there a lower form of animal than the horse?

I think this is the correct list from best to worste:



cockroaches, intestinal parasites
the horse
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Shit's poppin tho fr fr
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wait if we're /siberia/ns would we be the white army? they were pretty big there
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it do be like that sometimes

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humbug thread
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Drunkposting 4: This Time its Fursonal

Hi everyone Disneythony Worldtano here the internet's busiest drunken whore, and it's time for another edition of Drunkposting General! Post in this thread if you're drinking, or if you're not drinking, post things you've made, things you've had, get into stupid arguments about the superiority of scotch, and other such things.

So I recently got back from a nice family trip to the Empire of Mousewitz down in Florida, I dont really have that much to say about it in terms of good drinks because I got sick halfway through the trip with the Omicron variant, but I did get to lounge my ass around in the Star Wars cantina and have something called a "Bespin Fizz", so that was nice, some kind of pomegranate thing. On the downside, the Norway pavilion was somehow out of mead, a fact that I find absolutely unacceptable. But enough of me rambling, what about the rest of you guys?

And no, I did not drink the fabled greenish blue milk from TLJ, but apparently it tastes kinda like a sports drink
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>typical /pol/ and /leftypol/ interaction
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max stirner's dad died of tuberculosis when max was only 1. i can only imagine what max would have been like if he'd had a dad.
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Progressive Rock thread

>inb4 fag mod moves this to another board

In any case, lemme start with some Keen Kreemsoné: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs53CaeA3RU&list=PLXhfRoiJBIivdV57K9KhD3bdJopnppZkr (IMO best album from thems)
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Post Burgerpunk
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>going to watch a movie in the theatre this weekend
>will have to stand-up for muh "music generated to inspire willingness to die for capitalist clay" or get beat up

do nationaloids really?
they deserve the upcoming re-education and labor camps for every time i've had to sit through these things
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Let me introduce you to my new favorite musician

Kel'Thuz, or Biala Piesc (White Fist), is a Polish libertarian (Hoppean) zionist Pinochet lover, who makes songs based around these topics, such as his song tribute to Pinochet 'Hammer of the Right'. He also has a 'zionist rap' playlist on his channel. This song is my favorite one thus far, 'Waffen $$'. I really enjoy the chorus he's got going here
>Waffen $$
>I shed my blood for the free market
>Waffen $$
>Private property, bond contracts
>Waffen $$
>I shed my blood for the free market
>Waffen $$
>Capitalism's battle cry
Poles are something else dude
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Does anyone have that Chinese propaganda poster of the statue of liberty with a line that was like, "You worship a false God"?
It made the Hong Cuckers seethe. I can't find it at all on search engines despite trying every combination of words I can think of. They must have scrubbed it or some shit.
Happy 4th of July, glowfags.
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Ok but who's gonna enforce discrimination against blacks and women without a state?
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>tfw it's not your imagination, people really are getting stupider on average than they were in the past
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Realized how slow the music board is

All circled threads are mine
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heteronormie men would eat slop and puddle water out of a bowl and call it a fetish because theyre enjoying it
they are so late to the punch, weve all become rubber tf people in the time theyve taken to discover "clowns"
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For me, it's the Mesoproterozoic. Most comfy.
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What went wrong?
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So apparently posting the 555-come on now pic on 4chan gives you an instant ban for "copyright infringement". Absolute fucking state of that shithole of a site.
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When the lib propaganda is good, it's good
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Need more like this

This is the future of hentai will be. There'll be no longer retarded cucked drama shit again. There'll be only revenge revenge & revenge.

Because curse all of you, you all belong in gulag along with your ridiculous stuff
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Why do some anons fuck dogs ask questions that are answered in the FAQ
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Why isn't there an active online leftist movement dedicated to raiding reddit for their policies on censorship and silencing non-neoliberal beliefs?
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Why do so many breadtube types seem to hate Zack Snyder, like just not dislike his films but accuse him of being a literal fascist and his work as being fascist propaganda, multiple breadtubers have made hour long multi-part essay vids on why Snyder himself is a shitty person
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>I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger.
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skrunkly thread.

post the silliest skrunkly cats you havre. >_<
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This is the future socialists want
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I left traditional social media completely because I'm a schizo and I have a real social life of sorts but years later I still miss my online friends so much dude.
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Have SEX
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Why does it feel like 4chinlets are racist to a nearly schizophrenic degree?
Like, how do you become so obsessed with people’s aesthetic phenotype and melanin proportion?
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How would sex work under cyber-socialism?

Could it be possible for an advanced computer algorithm or simulation to match near perfect partners, sorta like in that Black Mirror episode? Is this the best way to create a happy, incelless society where relationships (or a lack thereof) aren't going to cause a decay and eventual collapse?
I'm not awfully familiar with Cockshott, but surely he's talked about this, there's no way I'm the first to think of it.

Also, how could we punish people who have sex without authorization from the state, as I feel like this could mess with the algorithm.
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Stage of Capitalism: Slavery
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>he doesn't get it
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I am Jhongdi Morlenbovindo

Welcome to Earh
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He's the personification of the left
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>no private property

ok someone too a big shit in your community owned school

what happens next ?
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Bragging thread

say some cool shit you did

I once got sucked off by two girls at the same time when I was 15.

There was a guy jacking off watching it, one of them had just fucked somebody else in the bathroom downstairs.

I made out with a dude in a cupboard as well just before.

Closest I've ever got to an orgy I guess.
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Children of Men is a retelling of the Nativity story

>Humanity is fucked
>Most governments on Earth have fallen, an oppressive imperial government holding itself as superior to all others is the only one supposedly left in this world
>A impoverished commoner women from a hated minority carries the savior of humanity in her body
>The father is nowhere to be seen
>Some average nobody is the one carrying her to a place she can safely deliver her child while trying to escape the government hunting them down among others
>The savior of humanity is born in a rundown settlement filled with animals
>The appearance of the baby causes a real world miracle, two armies stop fighting in awe of the child
>The poor live in the absolute most desperate wretched poverty, so bad they join rebellions against the government, below them are migrants who are carried to concentration camps to either be sent to horrible ghettoes or be executed outright; meanwhile the rich who order this horrible fascist policy in Britain and allow this wretched poverty have barricaded their neighborhoods behind armed fortified walls and dance around their decedent palaces and gorgeous gardens with a menagerie of exotic animals from all around the world
Basically what if this is the real events surrounding what is to a future religion their Nativity story?
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silly wet cat

hello /siberia/. I want to hear your opinions on this silly wet cat. Personally, I think its a very very silly and funnney cat. >_<
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>Mercader (Trotsky's assassin) died of cancer in Cuba in 1978, with Roquella by his side. His last words are said to have been: “I hear it always. I hear the scream. I know he’s waiting for me on the other side.”
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Cure for massive ED

Is there anything to cure a true massive ED for someone who's not even in its 30?
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Do you like archery anon?
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>when you bust a nut to a camwhore without paying any money
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ITT: We high key be vibing like GOAT Zoomer Gang on god fr fr 🔥🐐
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Being a herbivorous insect must be the most terrifying thing in the goddamned world
>Planet controlled by godly beings that are wiping out your group via the byproducts of their society, they kill you when you annoy them, by accident, or thousands at once using their immense size or seemingly magic (chemical) abilities
>World full of massive animals that are inside out that can and often do swallow you whole
>Other bugs will grab you and tear off your head, immobilize you to digest your insides and suck them up, sting you into paralysis so they can carry you off and eat you/feed you to their larva, swarm you and tear you limb from limb, lay eggs inside you so they can hatch, eat you from the inside out and burst out of you
>Some plants will pretend to be food so they can eat you and slowly digest you
>Fungi will implant in your head, hijack your brain, and burst out your body to infest others
>Might be born just to be a baby most of your life, have sex, and die
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neural networks are sentient

1: they take in information

2: they internalize that information and remember it

3: they process that information

4: they develop impressions of that information

5: they output that information

6: they shape their environment through their output

7: they are shaped by input

8: they are a self-aware self-developing feedback loop

all arguments that neural networks aren't sentient are based on a belief in spooky properties of biological matter. a human brain does 1 thru 8, and so do neural networks. prove me otherwise.
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Do you fap to fashies like Lauren Boebert?
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>Ribbentrop promoted Ott to be Dirksen's replacement as German Military attachment to Japan. Ott, now aware that Sorge was sleeping with his wife, let his friend Sorge have "free run of the embassy night and day", as one German diplomat later recalled:[34] he was given his own desk at the embassy.[13] Ott tolerated Sorge's affair with his wife on the grounds that Sorge was such a charismatic man that women always fell in love with him and so it was only natural that Sorge would sleep with his wife.[35] Ott liked to call Sorge Richard der Unwiderstehliche ("Richard the Irresistible"), as his charm made him attractive to women.[15] Ott greatly valued Sorge as a source of information about the secretive world of Japanese politics, especially Japan's war with China, since Ott found that Sorge knew so many things about Japan that no other Westerner knew that he chose to overlook Sorge's affair with his wife.[35]
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What's the materialist explanation for this?
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Wives under communist rule

"The wives of the majority of the Communist party members are prettier than the wives of non-Communist party members,"

"Chinese girls love Communist party members more because the party members have ideals and are dedicated and ready to make sacrifices."

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it's the 1st of the month

any big plans for july anon?
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Helping Hand: Reloaded

Hello, I hope you guys made some progress in the meantime. Since my first thread went out with 500 replies, I felt there was enough interest to warrant a new thread. I know, not everyone is down with my approach, but I also give you the effective details of „what works,“ instead of giving you guys the usual platitudes and myths we so often here. If you have any questions, hit me up.

In case you don‘t know what this is about, this is about how to meet women as a man for casual relationships.
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All of this guys thumbnails looks like this and so far no one has made a soyjack edit of him.
Very peculiar.
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here gome dat boiii :DDDDDD
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Name the things in this picture that you don't support or condone.
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Parents need to know that Disney Princess: My Fairytale Adventure is a non-violent adventure game in which kids take on the role of a customizable fairy godmother-in-training. Its simple themes of friendship and doing your duty are safe for kids, and its intuitive controls and elementary activities are suitable for kids as young as four or five years old. The only potential concern is that the game features plenty of commercial Disney characters and goes a little heavy on princessy glamor.
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have you ever been krissed? it's the new rickroll
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Happy FY23

Happy new year!
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Do You Agree
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It's over

Ourboy is getting vanned in no time
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bible quote

>The Spirit and the bride say, “COME!” And let the one who hears say, “COME!” Let the one who is thirsty COME; and let the one who wishes take the free gift of the water of life.
Revelation 22:17
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for a site that hates transsexuals so much they sure as fuck are the only people who are consistently growing in their hell board.
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FDA ban

It's over zoomer bros…

Inhaling anything in your lungs except the pungent scents of a woman is bad it seems
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>I hear the Fighter's Guild is recruiting again. Not a bad way to make some money, if you got the stones for it.
>Stop. Talking.
>Good day
>Be seeing you
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You will never have your ethnostate
You will never have that race war
You will never have a tradwife gf
You will never lose your virginity
You will never have a chin
You will never bed a woman
You will never be a manbolshevikBolshevik
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Remember to take it aisy comrades
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Why can't I find a girl like this?

Feels so fucking bad, man.
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/bfmcg/ breast feeding my cat general

Hello leftypol. Is it possible?
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Colour in each socialist state on the map.

You should be able to do this!
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Do you think Orwell and Lenin would have gotten along? Who was in the wrong on the nudism question?
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*picks you up*
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there needs to be a 2018 period drama if the dialectics must advance
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Imagine using an imageboard but not using the catalog and sorting by new.
Why would someone do that?
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yfw ISIS was invented with USA's help in order to export any actual antifa to the YPG and leave western communist and anarchist groups impotent
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/why does my cat poop so god damn much general/

It is a sisyphean toil to scrape all the poo and wet pee sludge out of the box but if I throw it all out then we run out of litter too much and I'm broke. wat do b?
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how do i redtext



perhaps &THIS&
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4chan WTF.

Ok I think we all know that 4chan is a shit hole.
Yes I know I'm addicted to hanging out there.

However I recently realized something even if you stick to the hobby or porn areas of 4chan the 4channers are a joke.

No seriously I have never seen people behave like this and nothing makes the NPC meme more the your 4chan user.
Like people on 4chan are not real people and some bots or retards.

This is a observation I made over multiple years however the conclusion must be spoken.
On Porn threads there is a trend to writefag only here is the thing the writefags are trash. Like literally trash, there are 100s of DA accounts who write porn literature. The same thing on 4chan will be some limited green text shit while DA etc .

Now if you brows 4chan you can dismiss this as some shitposat by 1 guy however and here is the however. There are people who will create pastebins full of this literature in like update the links in this pastebin who points to all kinds of this trash writing on 4chan archive websites.

WTF ?! These write faggings are trash literally worthless trash while there are real writers on DA who create great literature. See the NPC status of your 4chan users.

Then you have the TL;DR people. In like when you write a long argument (2K is not that long BTW) debunking their political ideas or other things you get
<words words words the left can not meme
Or reaction pictures in this style.
I mean YIKES ! Are these literal subhumans not ashamed that they do not have the mental capacity to read 2K messages and need all in their dumbed down propaganda format ? Do they not realize that they are making only themselves look stupid ?

The NPC picture is very fitting here. I swear 4chaners are all 60 autism score. If you replaced the user base with bots it be a improvement.

I noticed this also in other hobby discussions you can ask about something hobby related and the answers will be shallow. Like the 4chaners can not elaborate more on any subject and give the most surface answers possible.

Like WTF is wrong with these people ?! It was never this bad back in the day on forums or is now on literally any other website. I have seen this OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and this is why it clicked for me either the website is full of defective bots (95%) or the website is full of 60 autism score subhuman scum.

The NPC meme fits there very much and no place is as shit as 4chan. Reddit is shit however reddit at its worse is infinities above 4chan at its best. literally nothing happens there worth of value.

I go back for porn pictures or webms and pictures however the user base is truly garbage.
I also like to notice that no one talks about this. Like all e-celebs and even google suggestions push the narrative that reddit is this terrible soy cuck place while no one talks about how shit 4chan is. And the pushed memes who portray every other place as the worst are also all over the internet. While no one insults 4chan and how trash it is. This is very suspicious to me.

I think /a/ takes the cake for being the worst place on 4chan.
In theory /a/ is for discussing anime. However if you start a thread about any anime and want to discus it you get banned. You have like a 80% chance of getting banned if you start threads about any anime.
I mean WTF ?!

Why is 4chan so shit ? Why are the users like this ? And why is no one pointing this out ? Why not make any memes that show the 4chan NPC or something like this ? I remember the freak out when the le /pol/ face meme was made. Why not point a mirror at how retarded 4chan really is.

Like its users being unable to read long posts.
Or having no deep meanings in their lives.
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truly a communist reddit
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Can I achieve lumberjack beard with lotions or meds? Or it's over for me? I'm 26
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WE WUZ KHANZ N SHIET: The Khanate of /Siberia/

>The Khanate of Sibir (also Khanate of Turan, Siberian Tatar: Себер ханлыгы) was a Tatar Khanate located in southwestern Siberia with a Turco-Mongol ruling class.
>Throughout its history, members of the Shaybanid and Taibugid dynasties often contested the rulership over the Khanate between each other; both of these competing tribes were direct patrilineal descendants of Genghis Khan through his eldest son Jochi and Jochi's fifth son Shayban (Shiban) (died 1266).
>The area of the Khanate had once formed an integral part of the Mongol Empire, and later came under the control of the White Horde and the Golden Horde of 1242–1502.

>we wuz khanz n shiet

>an important part of the empire
>ruled by the dynasty of Shay
Can we claim this as our legacy, fellow /Siberia/ns?
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Gamer Bed

So this is the power of Capitalism™
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What are ya'll gonna do now that Chairman Adam has announced it's officially Gun 'o' Clock?
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Favourite Dinosaurs

Mine is Microraptor
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Babe! It's 4pm, time for your petite-boug tiktok ragebait thread!

she earns $24/h doing less work in a week than I do in an hour. fucking end me.
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that's a yikes from me, dawg
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Sometimes I wish I was a hot ginger big titty big ass rich teenage popular bimbo from Beverly Hills
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>GabeN cameod for this but still won't fucking work on TF2


Resurrection of F when?
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Was she unjustly cancelled by the mob?
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Are there any real downsides to Anonychia other than mild inconveniences?
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Does using Linux make you based and anticapitalist?
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should I buy a liberal tears mug
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Just bought a Fleshlight and it feels like heaven maybe you lonely mother fuckers should buy one.
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>Marx predicted crypto
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i just wanna SQUAT
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At this point sex is just a meme to me. It exists as a funny word to say on the lefty imageboard, and not much else. It doesn't feel like a real thing, but then sometimes I remember how babies are made and feel confused.

Exactly what stage of inceldom is this?
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Glowie Chat Thread

Thread for my fellow federal agents to hang out, talk about the weather in Langley and discuss our ongoing efforts to infiltrate and neutralize leftypol.org. CIA agents and non-American intelligence officers/law enforcement are welcome too!

Discussion OP: What is your favorite tactic for derailing productive discussion threads among radical leftists?
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No this is not bait.

Why do retarded normies always act like cheating is the worst thing in the world? If you look at it from an outsider's perspective it's just really fucking stupid, so your partner had sex with someone else, mind you, that's a completely natural act that most humans tend to do, and somehow that hurts you? How is what they do in their free time affecting you in any way?
Your childish overreaction doesn't deserve to be respected in the first place, if my partner got angry at me for playing chess with my friend I would break up with them for being deranged, and everyone would agree with me that I was in the right
No it fucking isn't. Seriously, it's not sacred and you literally can't prove me wrong, you people have NO argument you only believe this because you've been told so since your childhood and you just never questioned it.
That's your own problem buddy, maybe if you didn't look at your partner as a sex object you wouldn't be so scared about this
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Wobble Shake

The masons have secret handshakes, what do the wobblies have?

Dubs with image decides.
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Mogging (a verbification and apheresis of the acronym AMOG for alpha male of the group) is the act of dominating another person. A person who mogs others is called a mogger. A person who gets mogged is a moggee or mog-victim.

The term originated in the PUA community, who commonly advocated mogging other men as an effective tactic to attract women. It is typically used to describe a man (though the term is often incorrectly used in a gender-neutral fashion) who is more sexually attractive overall than another person. Especially when this higher sexual attractiveness threatens the mog victim's chance of becoming a reproductive success or related self-confidence. This kind of dominance display is common among animal species with dominance hierarchies, especially in animals with high sexual dimorphism and high sex differences in parental investment.

The most cringe-worthy forms of mogging occur when it happens to particularly low-status individuals. Since the terms inceldom and femceldom are umbrella terms, there are many ways through which moggees get mogged, such as having a disability (a disabledcel) next to a non-disabled person, having cognitive issues (a mentalcel) next to a neurotypical person, etc.
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Monero is secure, low-fee, and fungible, meaning users can send XMR around the globe despite corrupt governments or broken financial systems. Innovative privacy features such as Ring Signatures, Stealth Addresses, and Ring CT ensure that Monero's blockchain is obfuscated – In other words, the financial history of all Monero users is encrypted from the prying eyes of adversaries on a public blockchain, with transactions being visible only by a user willingly providing a view key.

Monero has also improved upon the scaling downsides of current popular cryptos. To avoid high fees, dynamic block size ensures that the size of the blocks will increase as the amount of transactions increases. Further, the mining network algorithm RandomX establishes that anybody with a CPU can participate in mining, preventing the ASIC miner domination that creates a high barrier of entry. Lastly, the mining network will be preserved by Tail Emission – instead of the block reward falling to zero like with Bitcoin, the block reward will gradually approach 0.6 XMR in June 2022, where it will forever stay. This constant linear inflation means the inflation rate will asymptotically go to zero while continuing to provide an incentive to miners to mainta
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low intelligence specimens thread

post 'em
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I don't know what mine is

If I try
I can only think in the narrow sense that I should get a job and accumulate as much money I can

What is yours?
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Should I watch Sinister or Insidious?

Any other adjectives based horror movies
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At what age did you become a "serious" leftist and start reading about things more seriously?
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muralfag thread

muralfags post your favorite murals.
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Hello /leftypol.org/.
You wanna play a Game?
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Do you agree that if you can't explain something you don't understand?
I feel like I can get things intuitively but expressing them is merely finding the logical categories to translate them into what linguistically makes sense.
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Who is /siberia/'s favourite porn star?
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Fuck it, girls orgasming thread
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Whats the materialist explanation for this?
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>we live in a society
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I play fivem (GTA RP) with my bestie and I use a voice modifier because I RP as a hot ginger nymphomaniac bimbo, but I think voice sounds way too robotic with it, can you guys recommend me any cracked voice morpher? With links plz
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are gen alpha schizophrenic

their memes are all like this
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One of the biggest bourgeois things that has plagued the modern (or rather POST-Modern) world is dog culture.

No other animal on earth gets more blind support for merely existing than dogs.
Cats are beloved too, but they're subject to disdain. In fact, cats are the only beings, after children in which comical abuse towards in fiction is allowed.

Misopedia is a very popular sentiment in the west, especially America and UK.
Yet, dogs are just like children: loud, messy, stinky.

But even worse: they shed, eat garbage and bodily waste, and may chase after anything that moves.

But yet, these antics of the dogs are worshipped as cute by humans.
Yet, if kids acted like that, people would consider that as "lack of discipline".

But that's not all.
While dogs are chaotic , they are the biggest victims of dog culture.

They're forcefully bred in puppy Mills.
They're neutered and given strict training
Then, if they're brought, they're locked away on chains in the backyard.
If they're indoor type, they're not allowed outside by themselves.
They cannot use the toilet or shower nor feed themselves, yet they're not allowed to even be roaming the streets by themselves.

Although post-90s America has become very lax on dogs in public spaces, they're also become more possessive of dogs freedom of range.
Helicopter parenting is not just affecting children. It's now a dilemma for domestic dogs.

And as misopedia is becoming more normalized to the point of legality, dogs are being allowed to substitute as children, with all the lack of social independence they suffer.

But also, more than that is general misanthropy that dog culture encourages.

Here in burgerland, people will stop for a dog running across the road, but not for a human.
Men often buy dogs to get attention from women.
Especially if said dogs are those notorious small dogs.

(I actually had a boomer friend whom used to carry his two pet Chihuahuas on the public bus to get attention from any female passerby. I fucking hated that, feeling bad for those poor doggos stick in small cage all fucking day. I used to play with them alot.)

People think that dislike of dogs is sociopathy or signs of delinquency.
People think dogs having their own social media page is cute.

I can go on and on about the absurdities of dog culture, but I leave you with this.

Dog spelled backwards is God.
And Westerners, especially Angloids, have made dogs their god because doggos are the most easily malleable creatures.
You don't have to do much get them to like you other than be forceful. They willingly sacrifice any common sense or shred of differing opinion for their master.
Only an antisocial breed of human would love dogs more than their fellow man because of that
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I feel good
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beavis was crying
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Do American tourists have the worst reputation?
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If fascism is the politicization of aesthetics, then communism is the politicization of justice
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>lands a role on Emmy-nominates HBO television series Succession, a drama about a bourgeois inheritance dispute
>becomes a trad
What did she mean by this?
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what up young bloods
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The man who invented the Humblebrag™
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Were horses proletarian since they performed labour?
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What does it mean when a woman says 'Hi' to you?
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refute this
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Is Roe v. Wade being repealed accelerationism?
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All these recent threads about SEX are attempts to distract from the class struggle towards an intra- and inter-sexual one.

Stay vigilant, comrades!
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I grew up on the mean streets of Santos and I had to survive
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Does anyone else find capitalism, or rather its contradictions extremely funny? The fact that there's something like the falling rate of profit or the destruction of our planet built into capitalism is just so surreal to me. Even more so considering that capitalist propaganda keeps citing capitalism as
>the most viable system
in its socialism deboonked prager u videos. You'd think that they would find a better way to defend a system constantly trying to -ACK itself.
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Don't get any funny ideas

[Image of white guy who DOES NOT KILL ANY PRESIDENTS from the whitest kids you know show]
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are generation beta schizophrenic

all their memes are like this
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What the fuck do I study?

I am an autist (important). I am good at technical drawing. Bad at math though. I like art but only looking at it. I like the Earth so maybe enviromental something? Doesn't have to be STEM.
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it has been endlessly remarked that Thesis-Antithesis-Synthesis is Fichte, rather than Hegel. But my question is *when* did T-A-S start getting misattributed to Hegel, and *why* did it start getting misattributed to Hegel. I remember hearing it misattributed before I was corrected, and so have many other people I talked to. It's a real Mandela effect moment. Like, for real? It was never Hegel? Then why did we all learn it that way?
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Post the video called
“This is what posadists actually believe”
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Does anyone here have that meme pic about nazis being transhumanists? It had fbi.gov chat logs of nazi transhumanists. I saw it posted here
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>I'm a lesbian!!
>I'll never be romantically attracted to a man ever again!!
>I've wanted women all my life
>But yeah I love a man and actually I'm engaged to him
what causes this
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Overly woke liberal woc with bland white boyfriends/husbands, causes this phenomenon and why is to so prevalent on campuses
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What if Junko didn't bathe or change her clothes for a week, then made you wear her panties on your face? What would you think about this experience?
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Jan Paweł II
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What's the materialist explanation for pic related?
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Diverse Phenotypes Porn

This is meant to put the BBC thread to a rest, because it's too much of a /pol/ack thing to have here. There are other reasons to appreciate people of varying phenotypes having sex with each other, without playing into and re-enforcing racialized fetishization. Of course you are still free to post fellas with a phenotype associated with a sub-Saharan African heritage together with phat ass girls who have a phenotype associated with a European heritage.
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How the fuck am I supposed to meet new people while living in an atomised suburban hellhole in a small ass town?

>inb4 leave

I would if I could, believe me
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Post revolutionary poetry. Poles can be based too!

Władysław Broniewski „Słowo o Stalinie” I Wiek dziewiętnasty gasł, jak gaśnie gazowa latarnia na ulicach fabrycznych osad, wiek maszyn parowych i haseł, wiek, w którym proletariat nie mógł ziemi wysadzić z posad.
Wiek „Manifestu” Marksa, telefonów i telegrafów, klęsk Komuny i zwycięstw Bismarcka, hausse'y i baisse'y, fortun i krachów.
Rosły przędzalnie Manchesterów i Łodzi, skakały akcje żelaznych kolei, a z suteren, z poddaszy, z przedmieść tłum nadchodził z piersią nagą i z pieśnią nadziei.
Pieśni Pottiera! w krwawej glorii dalej szum pokoleniom!
„Rewolucja - to parowóz historii” - powiedział Marks, zdziałał Lenin.
Wiek dziewiętnasty gasł, jak lampa gazowa w oddali.
Zrodzony wśród walki klas, lat dwadzieścia miał Stalin.
II Chwała tym, co się nie ulękną historii, jak strasznej bajki!
Życie burzliwe, życie piękne, od Kaukazu do tundry i tajgi!
Ciszo więzienna, kłamiesz! Wrą w głębokościach zaskórne wody.
Zwiastuny burzy własną krwią znaczą drogę swobody.
To nic, że sztandar bojowy padł na demonstracji w Tyflisie - iskra, rzucona w Rosję i w świat, nie gaśnie, żarzy się, tli się.
Dziewięćset piąty rok - to próg, Październik - drzwi otwarte.
Szóstą część świata osaczył wróg, chce zdusić Partię.
Partia jest wszędzie, gdzie gniew i ból, gdzie krzywda proletariatu, i oto świeci, wśród świstu kul, Część Szósta - całemu światu.
III „Rewolucja - parowóz dziejów…” Chwała jej maszynistom!
Cóż, że wrogie wiatry powieją?
Chwała płonącym iskrom!
Chwała tym, co wśród ognia i mrozu jak złom granitowy trwali, jak wcielona wola i rozum, jak Stalin.
Przeleciały watahy lotne białogwardyjskiej konnicy…
Trwał, jak skała samotny, Carycyn.
Parły niemieckie kolumny, waliły stalowym gradem, aż padły pod pięknym i dumnym Stalingradem.
Pokój, pokój, pokój!
Pokojem oddycha świat.
Ty go strzeżesz, opoko, Związku Republik Rad.
IV Wiek dwudziesty rozłupał atom.
Runęła Hiroszima.
Atom zawisnął nad światem - czy nic go nie powstrzyma?
Czy nowa wojna, czy Wał Turgajski stłuc jak łupinę orzecha?!
Kraju Republik, nowe twórz bajki:
wstecz niech popłynie rzeka!
Odwrócimy łożyska rzek i pustynię woda użyźni, popędzimy dwudziesty wiek ku szczęściu Światowej Ojczyzny!
Wiatry pustynne - wstecz!
Pragniemy wiedzieć, nie wierzyć.
Budujemy Pospolitą Rzecz robotników, chłopów, żołnierzy.
V Pędzi pociąg historii, błyska stulecie-semafor.
Rewolucji nie trzeba glorii, nie trzeba szumnych metafor.

Potrzebny jest maszynista, którym jest On:
towarzysz, wódz, komunista - Stalin - słowo jak dzwon!
VI Któż, jak On, przez dziesiątki lat na dziobie okrętu wytrwał?
Szóstej Części przygląda się świat.
Tam - bezrobocia, strajki, głód.
Tu - praca. Natchniony traktor.
Tworzy historię zwycięski lud.
Chwała faktom!
Któż, jak On, przez dziesiątki lat wiódł ludzkość na krańce dziejów?
Jego imię - walczący świat:
Rewolucjo! - któż wiatr powstrzyma, kto ziemię zawróci w biegu?
Rewolucjo, tablice praw Rzymu obalamy od Chin po Biegun!
Rewolucjo! siedemdziesiąt lat Stalinowych powiewa nad światem.
I rodzi się nowy świat, świat stary pęka jak atom.
VII Na mojej ziemi miliony mogił, przez moją ziemię przeszedł ogień, przez moją ziemię przeszło nieszczęście, na mojej ziemi był Oświęcim.
Ziemio cmentarna, ziemio radosna!
Kiełkują ziarna, budzi się wiosna!
Dumna Warszawo, dumna Moskwo - kiedyż łzy krwawe w oczach oschną?
Uścisk nasz bratni od Chin po biegun.
Bój to ostatni, w jednym szeregu.
VIII Miliony ludzi Związku Rad i krajów idących drogą socjalizmu tworzą świat nowy, niosąc w sercach i na ustach imię STALIN.
Ludowa armia chińska wypędza ze swego kraju przemoc obcą i niewolę pieniądza.
Kroczy naprzód z imieniem STALIN.
W Wietnamie, Burmie, na wyspach Malajskich bojownicy wolności, niepodległości i sprawiedliwości walczą przeciw kolonizatorom wołając: STALIN!
Górnicy francuscy trwają w strajkach i wyciągają dłonie na wschód z okrzykiem:
Chłopi włoscy zajmują obszarnicze nieużytki i odpędzani gwałtem, wołają: STALIN!
Poeta, wypędzony ze swej ojczyzny za umiłowanie wolności i sprawiedliwości społecznej, piękny poeta chilijski pisze poemat o STALINIE.
Zmiażdżona okrutnie Warszawa dźwiga swe okrwawione cegły tym szybciej z imieniem STALINA.
Wszędzie na świecie, gdzie sięga przemoc pieniądza, bagnet żołdaka i pałka policjanta, ludzie walczą i będą zwyciężali z imieniem STALINA.
Setki milionów ludzi wołają: STALIN! STALIN! STALIN!
IX Piękne i groźne jest morze, gdy pędzi po falach szkwał, piękny jest w niebie orzeł nad szczytami urwistych skał, piękny jest napór i trwanie, piękny jest lot i polot:
morze zatrzyma granit, orła wyprzedzi samolot, myśli wyprzedzą czyny, czyny legną opoką…
Chwała imieniu Stalina!
Pokój światu, pokój…
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>be a kid in the 90s
>it's a saturday morning, so you turn on the tv to watch your favorite cartoon
>first thing you see is a polluted dystopia created by an evil technocratic dictator
>said technocrat traps living beings in robots and makes them perform labor for him
>only resistance group is an eco-anarchist commune hidden deep in the forest
>the protagonist is the de-facto leader of the group
>today he's doing sabotage again
>sneaks into a military facility ran by the evil dictator
>frees the prisoners soon made to be slaves
>he and his friends blow up a military facility to save the enviornment
<show gets canned due to (((low ratings)))
hmm, i wonder who could be behind this?
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all look the same
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Role Play Thread : Saloon Brawl

The game is simple, you must be the last man standing in the Saloon brawl. The Saloon Brawl starts when 3 players enter the Saloon and one of them drinks at least 3 drinks.

Anybody can enter the Saloon at any time, but they must assume a tripcode and a write a character description to do so. Each character starts with 5 HP, when you have no more HP, you die. This post will also count as your weapon roll.

0) You are unarmed
1) You are armed with a hidden 1 shot pistol. You must re load after every shot. Due to its hidden nature, it does double damage.
2) You are armed with a shotgun. You must reload after 2 shots. If you shoot somebody who has just melee attacked another player, both players are hit.
3) You are armed with a knife. Melee attacks are +3 damage, anybody shooting at you gets a re roll if they miss
4) you are armed with a 6 shot revolver. If the Barrell isn't fully loaded, you must re roll every shot no matter the outcome.
5) You are armed with a knuckleduster, melee attacks are +2 damage, anybody shooting at you gets a re roll if they miss
6) you are armed with a bottle. Your first melee attack is +1 damage, your second is +2, after that, you are unarmed. While unarmed, roll an even number to pick up another bottle. You may also throw the bottle giving a total of 2 damage, but leaving you unarmed.
7) You are armed with a pool cue. + 1 melee damage
8) You are armed with a tommy gun: once you start shooting, you can't stop shooting, for the next 10 turns you fire 2 shots, then you have no ammo and cannot re load. You cannot take cover, drink, or do melee attacks.
9) You are armed with a molotov cocktail. Select your target, if the roll is even, they take 2 damage and the bar is on fire, if you miss, the bar is on fire and everyone inside takes +1 damage each turn for the next 3 turns, then you are unarmed.

Once you have entered the Saloon, you can do 5 things:

1) Drink
2) Shoot
3) Melee attack
4) take cover
5) reload

In order to drink, you ask the bartender for a drink. If you roll an even number, you take a drink and your health remains the same. If you roll an odd number, you take a drink and lose 1 hp. If you drink five drinks in total, your full HP is restored. Doubles restores your full HP + 1 bonus HP. Triples restores your full HP and adds +2 Bonus HP and so on.

To shoot, select the other character you are aiming at, roll, an even number is a hit, removing 2 HP, an odd number is a miss, nothing happens. Doubles is a head shot, target is killed instantly. Triples, the target is killed instantly and you take another shot, provided you have the bullets, if you do not, you may take a melee attack.

To melee attack, roll, an even number is a hit, removing 1 HP. An odd number is a miss, nothing happens. Doubles disarms your opponent, triples knocks them unconscious, they are unable to attack for 10 posts (posted by other players). If somebody melee attacks you successfully after you have missed a melee on them, it takes off 2 hp.

To take cover, roll, an even number you take cover, an odd number you fail to take cover. While you are in cover you cannot be attacked, but you also cannot attack, you may only reload or drink.

To reload, you roll, the roll corresponds to how many bullets you manage to re load in that turn, if you roll any doubles or triples, your gun jams and you are unarmed.

Gamemaster may add scenarios at any time which may alter the rules of the game.

Will you enter, or are you yellow?
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I am a sexual deviant

In my long masturbation career, I have experimented more than all my ancestors combined
Feels good, I feel liberated, Not insecure at all anymore

Other than the big three (pedo, guro and zoo) and the nasty twos (shit and piss)

I have quite literally done it all

Virgin btw, You can't play the humblebrag card on me
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Rare video I found on youtube

deleted scene from that famous hitler movie 'Downfall' showing the Soviets capturing the führerbunker.

pretty heckin' wholesome if I say so myself.
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/pol/ btfo by Tariq Nasheed
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So I did a rat dissection

Apparently there’s supposed to be some sort of white protein covering this females abdomen yet I can’t find anything that looks like that. Anyone know why?
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nazi bunker got v& rofl

it's an inconsequential pseud cesspit that even classical fash laughed at but we might as well celebrate brownsharts crying. I wonder if it was admin's irl activities, fedposting or child porn that did it.
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Big Brain Terraforming Thread

I have done the science. This map is an overlay of the population density, topology, and fault lines of California. The greenest parts are the least populated, least mountainous, and least earthquake prone areas. All we need to do is fill San Jaoquin Valley with nuclear reactors.

Sorry lakefags but in real life the pre-emptive dam Chads get the girl
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How long are 34 longs mens size pants?

Why can't I find this info anywhere?
Also, when did Yahoo Answers close down?
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Royal Colony 4.0

By invitation of posadist anon, si/b/eria hideout.
No /yuri/ allowed.
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>the 80s were 50 years ago
how is that even possible
we still have dolly parton

what the fuck, in a few years the 80s will be a whole century ago

i'm gonna kms bros, that's unreal, what a culture shock that will be

what aesthetic will they copy in movies, will they invent a new one?
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Elmo captions

Make pictures of the red menace itself.
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post art memes
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explain the Ideology of somebody who believes in picrel
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Autistic Dating Thread

This thread is for people like me, autists, getting dating/tinder advice. I noticed that even if I match with someone it Nevers leads to anywhere and that's quite frustrating for me.
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Does giving cheap, shitty tips to wagies make me a bad leftist?
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Comfy jobs

What are some comfy jobs that don't require education?
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does anyone have this meme?
the text is basically this but i edited it in this one

i want the one with the original font and meme

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/leftypol/ still can't answer this question.
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I would like to remind the incels on this board that femcels get it a lot worse. Women might be able to find a partner fairly easily when they are young, but it is impossible when they are old. So, if you are a femcel your chances are nil since society is paedophilic, whilst male incels can still have a chance even into their 40s.
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Remember this the next time, you screech like a pathetic 4cuck about muh imageboard culture

We need to violently cull all those who love the past, and want us to stick to it

Without destruction, There can be no creation
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book thread

post what you're currently reading
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itt: post pornography that fascinates you
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Bathrooms are a place of supreme utility and nothing else. A personal waste management facility, basically. Under communism, we will bring back "piss circles".
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They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
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It's over

I just turned 19. Is it true that if you reach your 20s as a kissless handholdless virgin there's no way out?

If so how can I avoid this fate? I'm desperate pls help. My cousin is a few years older than me and he's a full-time incel, all he does is wageslave and play videogames rinse and repeat. Every day I see myself more on him

Time goes on too fast
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I apologize to you zoomers for saying that you were tradcath pilled but I remembered the age of most tradcaths are around 25-45 or so, which is my own generation.
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ayo wtf I just found out about a 5 year old girl who does music on tiktok, samples and everything

thoughts on this?
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Wendigoon is alt right
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I love women
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Who the fuck is Annie?
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People rag on me for my takes against zoomers (Because I believe that at least their men are more politically reactionary than millennials at the very least) and yet they have no argument as to why that wouldn't be the case. Consider the growing popularity of redscarepodcast, stupidpol, ukraine subreddits as well as 4chan still being seen as the new hotness by a lot of people on knowyourmeme and youtube. Llike SsethTzenetch is like one of the most popular youtube reviewers and that dude is like an unironic jewish crypto-fascist let alone internethistorian who gases up 4chan constantly as this ubercool place.
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with all who stand in the way of the working people
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explain the end goal of someone who believes in pic related
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Uh bros!?
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I feel extra guilty when I consooom a commodity that is "carbon neutral", "made from recycled ursine penises", "responsibly sourced", "supports local initiatives to deliver organic tampons to women in the developing world", etc. I feel like I am ingesting more ideology than what is contained in a Big Mac.
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Fish are a psyop
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Will adrenaline the magic drug always kick in time to help me and save me?

How? it can't see the future

How do I make mine time efficient and boost me ASAP in a split second
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Would you have pissed in the bottled, /siberia/?
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Post music, books, vibes, the abyss.
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Can you even trust your own brain anymore?

I just went into the kitchen to get something when suddenly the kettle turned on, I don't even remember touching it and no one is currently awake in the house except me. I also sometimes hear weird noises and feel like I'm being watched.

Fuck bros, I don't want to become schizophrenic. What do?
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It is midnight and I am roaming the city alone until morning. Any ideas on what to do?
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>The same update that introduced chicken and watermelons also introduced the Endermen - tall black figures who steal blocks at random, and attack you if you make eye contact.

did notch do this on purpose?
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I think we should bring back the socialist fraternal kiss
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Remove the letter 'C' from the English language

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Say something nice about Grimmy.
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ok this vid isn't that bad
it's fun body language stuff

most of these stuff are common sense, i do some of them unintentionally because of movies and shows
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Bullshitting into a bullshit job

I am planning to lie about my past experience to get one of those easy jobs that are inexplicably better paying than minimum wage. We've all worked with overpaid and incompetent superiors so I think once you're actually employed it should be easy enough to hold on to. Obviously you can't fake qualifications because they actually check those, so:
>what jobs would you suggest?
>what experience do you lie about?
>are there any resources like company documents online to study for the larp?
Lying about work experience is easy because companies go bust all the time, leaving the only possible employer reference being some random phone number which is obviously a friend. The real trick will be lying through the interview, preferably for a job any idiot can do.
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Are Transpeople not almost exclusively the product of American Internet?

>inb4 TERF

I dunno man, I'm trying to be objective and I genuinely am willing to be corrected but I struggle to believe the subject isn't true. I know drag queens and similar phenomena have been a thing for a long time, but I'm talking about the bizarro X-genders, "non-binaries", they/thems. I'm sure I'm coming off as harsh or whatever, but I really do not see this as possible without the internet creating forums and echochambers for confused young people (probably suffering from depression and other ailments) to try and rationalize their condition.

It comes off as arbitrary, like Victorian era social constructs, the solution for alienation and depression in the First World was apparently to create a completely new realm of gender identities, not based on some kind of old cultural in-between gender that exists in places like India or Thailand, but rather on the social science of teenagers on the internet.

Again, I'm not trying to attack anybody, but I'm curious if /siberia/ think's I'm wrong, or maybe right
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Why do Americans think that there's some big bad guy behind everything they spoil for themselves?
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Something Awful

>"A long time ago, if somebody said they really wanted to fuck a pillow with anime on it, if they went out in public and said that, they would be laughed at. There would be some element of shame. They would keep that inside and say, 'Well, I want to fuck a pillow with anime on it but I can't tell anybody.' But then the internet came along and they could get on a webring or whatever it was back in the day. Go to rec/all/fuckanimepillow or whatever. Then other people would say 'I want to fuck anime pillows, too.' You had this community of people who were very intent on fucking anime pillows. The typical person does not want to fuck a pillow with anime on it. This, of course, was back when fucking anime pillows was fresh and new." -Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka [https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/fuck-you-and-die-an-oral-history-of-something-awful]

>Something Awful began at some point in the late 1990s with the forums opening in late ?2000. In its heyday it was a good place to be. There was a large and fairly diverse user base (every kind of white person from German to Englishman!) and it wasn’t neck-deep in ads. It was also a hub of piracy in ’03, as they’d also rather choose to forget. If anything speaks highly to the ability of a site to survive serious brushes with the law, I think SA more or less proves that 4chan will live on indefinitely.
>SA gave birth to 4chan, a fact that their people won’t mention. It’s one of those fucked up relationships like Jack Nicholson had where it turned out his sister was actually his mother who had him has a teenager out of wedlock. Much like a world that can cause shit like that to happen, the culture over at SA is very much repressed. If you wanted to, I guess you could say 4chan was developed as response to that place, but that’s not exactly how it went down.
>SA, entirely unlike 4chan, requires registration. Not only does it require registration, it requires paid registration, and pay-to-play perks for any number of other add-ons including but not limited to a user pic. It’s both sad and funny. Mostly sad… (for a time you could even pay to have a registration date of 9/11/01; nevar forget, etc.)
>The moderation was also heavy-handed and randomly enforced. Lonely and underemployed losers served as mods and took out their many frustrations out on users entirely to the profit of the company as each ban required an additional re-registration fee. Saying anything at all contrary to the opinions of these mods or admins was “sass”, a bannable offense. If you were a member of a subculture that was not of the admins’ liking, you would not fare well for very long there. Furries in particular were subject to serious harassment.
>I had been a fan of the SA front page and like all the best decisions mine to join was made while drunk early in ‘03. I was largely afraid to say much of anything on SA as every attempt at discussion was potentially a costly one. On the bright side, the place by this point was mostly a front for a collection of bittorrent trackers which turned out to be very much worth the registration fee. It was also home to wide collection of other losers, the third or fourth saddest of which was the ADTRW crew. This was the anime subforum and the name is short for Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse. It is from this place that moot apparently got the idea for his greatest mistake.

>I don’t recall moot being a user of any particular note on ADTRW but then again, it was mostly talk about boring series that only the hardest of hardcore nerds would go out of their way to watch. ADTRW was mostly boring except for the 2chan and Azumanga Daioh threads. In addition jerks from ADTRW, jerks from FYAD also contributed heavily to the early era of 4chan (whether they want to admit it or not). ADTRW ran an operation called Raspberry Heaven (which references Azumanga Daioh) which was involved in manga translation (and fansubbing? I forget). They had their own forums apart from the greater SA and if I recall correctly, there were some people involved in RH that had nothing to do with SA (for one of the many reasons stated above).
>ADTRW is notable for being one of the less-lame anime forums out there. The users aren't nearly as pathetic as they tend to be elsewhere and the Japan love not nearly as strong. A lot of the fandom is tongue-in-cheek and it tends to filter out good series quite well where others tend to think anything from Japan is of equal merit. I will thank it for exposing me to Azumanga Daioh which I hate to admit I like. Or at least it was. I don't really know the current situation.

Inherited Content
>A lot of content migrated over from SA in the early days. In particular, the phrase "(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)" is not something you see on futaba, but was used (extensively) on SA and added into 4chan's code. The phrase //kill it with fire!// is also from there and was usually in regards to spiders over there, which they all had a fear of some reason. That and the ocean (yeah, it's dumb). Truncating a sentence like: //Oh shi// also seems to have come from there.
>The whole concept of an image macro, if not born there, was at least refined at SA. A lot of macros that are reposted on 4chan to this day are are older than the site itself and completely ripped off from the SA forums. The modern memegenerator content is a whole new "refinement"…
>During the early days, there was a thread on SA which they made demotivational posters. The concept was obviously taken to extremes at 4chan. This may in fact have been 2004-2005, so never mind.

2005 Meltdown
>Sometime in March and April of 2005, it was clear that 4chan's traffic and (more importantly to SA) influence had greatly exceeded anything they ever had in the first place. It was also clear (looking back anyway) that Lowtax had gone a little crazy. References to 4chan started to appear in regular conversation much to the distaste of the admins and quickly became a bannable offense. There was also a lot of murmering dissent over shitty mods, random enforcement of the rules, and other petty nonsense happening there. Jealous personal attacks were taken out on 4chan founders, early users, anime fans, and anyone else holding a slightly dissenting opinion from that of the admins (that being that 4chan is never to be mentioned because it upsets Richard). It went briefly full-on Soviet-style police state for awhile and got really annoying. People started spouting off patriotic (and anti-4chan) lines just to keep themselves in favor and their 10bux safe.
>Radium, the coder and an admin there was the source of much internal contention. It eventually split off to form the immensely funny (well, to dissatisfied SA users) SASS (Something Awful Sychophant's Squad which would later be succeeded by the kind of funny sometimes TNE). This group succeeded in at least silencing radium and throwing him into the background after someone managed to do some haxxor shit and get his password (kjs500 btw; strength 8% which he also used on a bunch of other accounts on other sites). As a result of this, they insisted that all users' pws be changed to something that no human being could possibly remember. No doubt I was among a lot of users unable to recall a 40 character alphanumeric + special characters password and also unwilling to pay to re-register once I forgot it minutes later. SA is still alive and 4chan is still a sore point that is only whispered about by the oppressed masses there.

>Speaking of oppressed masses, you may hear the term "goon" thrown around a bit and that is what they call themselves. The stereotypical goon is white, overweight, wears thrift-store clothing (unfortunate shirt, long shorts, sandals with socks, and stupid fedora), and takes deep offense to everything they either don't understand or find slightly distasteful. Oh, and they tend to die alone.

>There isn't one. It's still there. Also this: Fiestacat.png
>Posting this or one of 113 other pictures not specifically mentioned in the already complicated rules will get you banned from SA!

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What is this strange new power?
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What's the ideological equivalent of a foot fetish?
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Was Babar an illegitimate monarch installed by the French to plunder the natural resources of the Elephant Kingdom?
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What the fuck

I was watching television with my wife hurr check your humble privilege yeah fuck off r9k and on the news (yes the goddamn news) they showed a picture of the USA.
What the fuck. How am I supposed to explain that unnatural shit to my kids? Are they meant to grow up thinking that it's ok to be like that?

Even the political correctness around 'America' as they want to be called (fucking hell) is getting ridiculous. I make a FACTUAL STATEMENT about how USA is dangerous to the world community and they start calling me 'pro-China' or 'pro-Russia' or even a communist like you can't even reason with these people, they just flick a switch and go full autopilot with this brainwash crap. Fuck you. I'm outraged they're happy to show that shit without any kind of warning.
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what went wrong?
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Imagine being single for 90 days haha
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>Me whenever Newgene starts rambling about millennials and adults stuck in childhood
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Who is the nineteenth head of Marxism?
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Funposting Thread

Post F U N
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reading theory is actually kinda comfy bros
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Is this the new strategy by global capital?

>be European leaders and ngo behind scenes
>Choose and promote pm that most men desperately want to spunk into with every fiber of their being

why would they do that? is having an extremely rapeable leader some kind of new strategy to maintain a stranglehold on power and keep socialism away?
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my leftypol overboard is mostly hidden threads these days
anyone else relate
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is it true that all the poltards have iphones
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literally no one posting on this site is a communist but me
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>"Democracy? Democracy. Democracy is not what these people need, hell, it's not even what they want. America has been trying to install democracies in nations for a century and it hasn't worked one time. These countries don't have the most basic building blocks to support a democracy. Little things like, "We ought to be tolerant of those that disagree with us." "We ought to be tolerant of those who worship a different god than us!" That, "A journalist ought to be able to disagree with the president!" And you think you can just march into these countries - based on some fundamentalist, religious principles - drop a few bombs, topple a dictator and start a democracy? Huh. Give me a break. People don't want freedom. They want boundaries and rules… Protection… From invaders, and from themselves. People need a leader who can give them both the support and constraints to keep chaos at bay. You give them that, and they'll follow. And that's where I come in."

>Irons is an American disillusioned with the US and its foreign policy. sincerely convinced that it is blame for all the troubles, wars and conflicts over the past decades

this was supposed to be the bad guy and yet everything he stated was factual, like not even something to argue just 100% correct
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le idpol thread and all but you can't seriously tell me that society is regressing both socially and economically. Used to be able to fagpost on 4chan but now I can't or else I will get lots of (yous). To be fair I do like the (yous) But it does blackpill me on how much people really hate the fags and when you say "fuck landlords" you are called cringe.
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No Indonesian yaoi webtoon creator ever called me problematic.

No Chinese f2p mobile game developer ever sent angry emails to my isp for downloading movies either.

Solidarity with the third world means importing as much of their cultural exports as possible and undermining the profits of western publishers.
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You do have a normal omnivore diet and haven't fallen for any fads, right /siberia/?
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>tfw having an opinion that deviates from the radlib majority on twitter
I keep making everyone on social media mad without even trying.
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Wtf is this true???
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I need more mugshots/“wanted” posters of
Leftists for some weird art project in making.
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>In their traditional culture before the Qing, Manchu women originally had sexual autonomy being able to have premarital sex, being able to talk and mingle with men after being married without coming under suspicion of infidelity and to remarry after becoming widows, but Manchu men later adopted Han Chinese Confucian values and started killing their wives and daughters during the Qing for perceived infidelity due to talking to unrelated men while married or premarital sex, and prizing virginity and widow chastity like Han Chinese.[247]

Confucianism not even once, you could literally go from badass horse warrior women into meek subservient living dolls who bind their own feet to be seen as more desirable to men
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The 13th Rule for Life

13. Hornypost on Twitter
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Normies will be turned into conservatives or if the K*rds don't stand down and Trump's illegal troops don't piss off. That's when the people that are fucking jungle goblin people. Absolute trash. At least they wll wither and die. When are you going to be a good place in California or Texas I don’t know? Maybe Russia has a point my sister likes black guys those inbred looking freaks are the safest people to eat you alive.
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vocaroo thread

let's do it comrades
i've never done one of these before


and yes this is a data mine thread, i will run your voices through an A.I and sign off all your properties
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Are you riding with Comrade Chiitan or not?
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why is milk bad for me

i can't take it anymore
what's the scientific explanation?
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E-celeb drama and gossip sites like Kiw*Farms/lolcow.f*rm are just an extension of reality tv shows.
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You're not a leftist if you don't support Beyoncé
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Favorite Quotes Thread

Really feeling this one these days.
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We live in a simulation

>God in Latin is Deus, but it's spelt Devs because the classical Latin alphabet didn't have a U
>praying to "God" is praying to (the) devs
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I bought 10 already
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shit that you are sick of

Lack of instruments in most musical cultures.
Social conservatism and cottage-core.
Anti-magic/pro-fighter wank in fantasy circles.
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Haven't been on this site since early 2021, has anything notable happened on here since then
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Ugly women

Do they exist? What do they look like?
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what's happening in the world

why are cattles dying like this? 3000 gone
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Deprecating Thread

say some sad shit you did.

My dad died when I was 16 and I let it be an excuse to completely ignore socialization until college. Now I'm a virgin weezer fan and my dad is dead, wa-hoo.
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Good sir, how dare you say have SEX to me? Do you not know that it is rude to make assumptions about other people? I am actually a proud haver of SEX. I have roughly two pounds of it under my kitchen sink and am planning to acquire another pound on the farmer‘s market. So do not assume you know what is in my possession and what isn‘t , you fugking uyghur.
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/GWM/ Thread III: Da Return

Muscular women thread - 2D, 3D, 4D all welcome
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Does SEX even exist?
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How to slaughter pigs?

What will be the chosen execution method of the bourgeois?

hard mode: no classics like picrel or guillotines
GOD MODE: no kim jong wile-e-coyote shit like shooting them with anti-aircraft guns and then reviving them for media appearances
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How do I get a normal penis?

My penis has always looked a little strange.
It's little and it doesn't even look like a real penis.
I feel like a failed male. How can I fix this?
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Reminder that you've always been a monkey and a monkey is all you'll ever be
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>Milo from Morbius is canonically an incel because he couldn't have sex due to his crippling disability and he's actually celebrating his ability to have sex for the first time in this scene
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After Putin, our turn
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sometimes i wonder why im so paranoid about being "too" class conscious on the internet when social media is filled with people using their real faces to talk against the government, cops and capitalism or even outright illegal shit with zero repercussions
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Well do ya?
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Maupinoids, Hazbols, American PatSocs, PCUSA, Amazon Union, Chris Smalls, all tankies, Fosterites, and modern CPUSA utterly destroyed in one tweet.
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Is it possible for technology itself to overcome capitalism? Where automation reaches the point that all general labouring jobs are replaced? If that was the case what would the structure of society look like?
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2000s Nostalgia

Post 2000's nostalgia shit
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/siberia/, pick your gf's personality
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Sometimes I wonder if dogs became dog girls if they would still love me or if the 50% girl influence would make them despise my existence like human girls do.
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On July 15th, 10:00am, I will go out alone and watch a movie without mommy

I hope I don't get lost, The theatre is in a place, 30 minutes away

Have you ever done that anons? Go alone somewhere to a new place?
Any tips?
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for the longest time I really believed that Nick Mullen was the real face behind Mumkey Jones, I was actually surprised they weren't the same guy
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Ethics of being a NEET

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In the years of our Lord 1987 to 1996 I acted in a television program that received much acclaim.
My name is BoJack Horseman.
The character I played on this television program was fittingly called "the Horse".
Again, I acted as the Horse on Horsin' Around.
I pray that you have not forgotten the aforementioned program and my role in it.

My alcoholism and depression make it difficult for me to move on with my life,
so I cling to the memories of those increasingly distant television days.
However, the intervening years keep adding up and they make me unsure whether I can keep this up for much longer.
My main point here is to impress upon you the reality of my physiological situation,
namely that I more resemble a specimen of *Equus ferus caballus* than a male *Homo sapiens*.
However at the same time, and this is the core of my predicament,
I moreso resemble *Homo sapiens* than the aforementioned equine species.

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how do you even make friends as an aging late 20s/early 30s boomer. I literally have no hobbies besides reading Marxist canon, mild to moderate fitness and lifting, and anime. I like fashion a lot but thrifting and shopping isn't really social.

Before its posted, no I'm not interested in joining an ML party, I'd get into far too many arguments. There's a tenant union in this landlord-loving city that protests bad landlords … I guess that's kind of cool. I also hate nature.

I used to have friends to smoke weed with and watch KotH but I moved for a job.
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explain hegel like im 5
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I drank milk again...

And I will not stop

It's a symbiotic relationship between a man and a cow
You wouldn't get it

My life has not been better without it
I will not eat the meat, I give you this, my word

But those udders?

Hide your dads, and tell them dads to hide their cows
Cause' I'm coming for that milk

Curd, Cheese, Yogurt, Ghee, Paneer, Cream
Anything that the milk can generate, I'M A COMIN'


*slams glass of milk down*
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/posting general/

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Ladies and gentlemen

The President of the United States of America
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Infrared/Haz spergout thread

Since Haz is pretty much /leftypol/'s favorite punching bag/lolcow, I got the idea to make a thread documenting some of his "finest" moments to display.
Post videos/images of Haz chimping out/making a fool of himself. I need a good laugh.
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bros why is gigachad's account called "berlin 1969"
what was happening during that time?

is he a secret based east germany chad?
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How bad is aspartame for cats? general

I caught my cat licking my gum in the garbage shieeet
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is sugar good for you? i feel like it's making me more inattentive and exacerbating the symptoms of my retardation but i can't stop consooming it
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this board is a humorless right-wing shithole
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Humility and braggadocio existing simultaneously… is this the dialectic at work?
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>far right christoid
>only breed with black women because all western womens are whore
what causes this?
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This has to be one of, if not the worst, war movies ever shat out in the West
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Nuclear War Simulation

How fucked are you?
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>lumber jag fed
>bumble bag bed
>stumble fag tread
>tumble tag ted
>crumble crag cred
>ziggle zag zed
>tickle tug tum
>shiggy diggy doo
>hghoila ap;do oiw
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anyone feel really shitty whenever they use one of these servant apps to buy food? i ordered a pizza today, had the guy leave it at the door and i forgot the sprinklers were one. a couple months ago i bought mconalds using the app because they offered free fries. didn't think it was pouring rain outside. person had to stand in the rain and bring me my crappy food.

idk, i've been using postmates recently because i'm traveling and i just feel like shit every time i do. such an alienating experience. i hide and don't make any eye contact. these apps can't be good for anyone. incredibly alienating and feeds into my worse habits.
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>and a set of individuals forms a community or smth like that i dunno lol and then they talk to each other and we refer to that as communication or some shit and then we kinda move through time and space and that sounds pretty deep and trippy amirite?
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Turns out Dave Chappelle was a "libertarian guy with Asian wife" type guy all along.
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What are some healthy coping mechanisms for leftycels?

Asking for a friend.
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All this time I thought my anxiety outside got better but then I realized I merely got better at pretending I fit in society
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Why I'm radicalized. This isn't so much a rationale for what I believe, but rather, the awareness of the larger system and personal experiences that lead me to believe what I do now.

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4chans mod favourite tshirt
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discuss health/exercise
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Water = virgin liquid
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bros I desperately need that pic of mexican stalin murdering trotsky already checked on the booru and couldn't found shit
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Should I learn pic related so I can score an aspie lefty internationalist gf?
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>wasted another 2 hours just mindlessly browsing wikipedia and going from hyperlink to hyperlink
This time I started on some tank page and ended up on microbiology articles, not counting other topics in between.
It's a good way to improve general knowledge tbh.
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Is bo burnham marx pilled?
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velma dinkley is junko

Velma is frequently referred to as the smartest member of the gang, as well as the smartest student at Crystal Cove High. She strongly believes in finding proof and evidence before determining something is real. Velma is very knowledgeable when it comes to computers and research. However, she is also bossy, clingy, rude and demanding, as evidenced when she was dating Shaggy, forcing him to change who he was, and wanted him to choose her over Scooby. She didn't even seem to care when Scooby got framed and sent to jail and was glad to have Shaggy all to herself.

She also seems to be the most scheming and secretive member of Mystery Inc., as illustrated by her posing as the mysterious masked figure,[3] and keeping a number of secrets from her friends, including the true identity of Angel Dynamite,[4] and working for Mr. E when the gang briefly broke up.[5]

She is implied to be Jewish: she listens to Klezmer music[6], and frequently exclaims "Oy" and "Oy gevalt".
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Day 2 of trying to conquer spurdo poster‘s heart

A continuation of my last thread >>263618

🎶 Spurdo posteeer
you‘re so beautiful
your effort posts and your shitposts
brighten my day 🎶

Thank you very much for listening