/tech/ - Technology

Watch your boss buy a smart toilet that snitches on your bathroom break.

Isn't having CCTV inside bathrooms illegal?

>>19598
didn't this get reported several years ago?

And another social satire becomes reality…

>>19601
Yeah and recording people's private lives (like Alexa does) is illegal, but it's all processed by a machine so it's okay in the eyes of the law. No one (supposedly) can review the footage like CCTV.
>>19602
>paint ass
If you're just changing the color it'll have no effect since it's based on some sort of "analprint". If you physically cover it then how the hell will you shit (or you can shit the paint off your butthole as the first poo drops)?
>sit slightly further back
And shit on the toilet seat?
>disable camera
"Ah yes Boss Porkyface I disabled the camera because I'm morally opposed to surveillance. Y-You're not gonna fire me are you?"

Can't wait to have my ANALPRINT analyzed I BET IT'LL SHAKE UP THE ALGORITHMS.(No jakdumps in /alt/ please.)

>>19601
laws are not enforced when booj break them. when will you learn this, anon?

>>19635
What if you just wanna pee? Then you can cover your butthole