All otaku French vampire kitsch bullshit descends from the legend of the Merovingian Grail kings.

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Anonymous 29-05-22 04:11:21 No.15266

All otaku French vampire kitsch bullshit descends from the legend of the Merovingian Grail kings.

Anonymous 30-05-22 23:42:51 No.15319

>>15266
Internet humour has devolved to a point where I’m trying to understand what the fuck t he jokes are supposed to be about more often than I’m laughing at them

Anonymous 30-05-22 23:58:31 No.15321

>>15319
but the joke is painfully obvious?

Anonymous 31-05-22 00:53:04 No.15323

>>15266
How come vampire loli chan doesn't look like a loli? I've fucked adults who looked younger than that.

Anonymous 31-05-22 00:58:14 No.15324

>>15323
>I've fucked adults who looked younger than that.
Midgets?

Anonymous 31-05-22 00:59:28 No.15325

>>15324
Women can be pretty short without being a midget. Smallest I've been with was 80 something pounds.

Anonymous 31-05-22 01:01:54 No.15326

>>15325
Lmao burgers measure height in weight? Is this new?

Anonymous 31-05-22 01:02:10 No.15327

>>15325
>>15326
LOL

Anonymous 31-05-22 01:02:44 No.15328

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Why are vampires in anime blonde 99.9% of the time

Anonymous 31-05-22 01:04:16 No.15329

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>>15326
>>15327
Dumbos how tall do you think you could be and be 80 pounds?

Anonymous 31-05-22 01:05:44 No.15330

that "mugaaaah!" sounded like a zombies ate the neighbors sound effect in my head

Anonymous 31-05-22 01:11:47 No.15332

>>15326
Weight matters when the average woman is a 77kg landwhale, anon.

Anonymous 31-05-22 01:20:14 No.15333

>>15332
And she's only going to get fatter. I say you should always shoot below your ideal target weight. She should start skinny and then progress into the ideal weight. It's easier to fatten up than slim down. Even if you manage to slim down you're going to have to deal with stretch marks and etc.

Anonymous 31-05-22 01:25:58 No.15334

>>15326
burgers grow horizontally haven't you heard?

Anonymous 31-05-22 04:20:27 No.15337

>>15326
fucking KEK
>>15329
I mean I get that but why not just say her height to begin with? That would be easier to eyeball than her weight.

Anonymous 31-05-22 05:06:53 No.15340

>>15332
>77kg
>implying under 6'5"

Anonymous 01-06-22 00:35:49 No.15373

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Anonymous 01-06-22 20:59:06 No.15396

>>15332
>tfw ywn be pressed under 77kg of woman

Anonymous 01-06-22 21:00:44 No.15397

>>15396
>tfw ywn
is this some kind of ancient celtic language

Anonymous 01-06-22 23:52:52 No.15407

>>15332
I don't think you have any right to be talking about hypothetical women's weight when the average male is fatter than that and more unhygienic than the average woman,.

Anonymous 02-06-22 02:13:21 No.15418

>>15397
yes

get out yankee

Anonymous 02-06-22 02:15:43 No.15419

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>>15396
what about 150kg of woman

Anonymous 02-06-22 02:17:36 No.15420

>>15419
that's a robit

Anonymous 02-06-22 02:19:44 No.15421

>>15397
Soon the whole of internet discourse will be subsumed under abbreviations and truly become another language entirely

Anonymous 02-06-22 02:19:59 No.15422

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>>15419

Anonymous 02-06-22 03:00:35 No.15424

>>15420
robots are women too

Anonymous 02-06-22 03:02:26 No.15425

>>15421
yygtrb

Anonymous 02-06-22 03:12:53 No.15426

>>15425
smdff

Anonymous 02-06-22 05:26:36 No.15428

>>15426
sbidutacypsio?

Anonymous 03-06-22 23:45:19 No.15451

>>15266
lol this is just how half the 20-somthing women i know act.
obnoxiously hypersexual, perverted, drug abusing, alcoholic libertines. that will bawl their eyes out like toddlers when they aren't treated like a fucking princess and are expected too pull their own weight, and will call a 24 year old guy dating an 19 year old a groomer despite themselves actively jailbaiting college guys at parties back in highschool.

Anonymous 04-06-22 10:45:53 No.15458

>>15419
would be even better tbdesu

Anonymous 04-06-22 10:46:16 No.15459

>>15451
meds

Anonymous 04-06-22 23:40:04 No.15469

>>15451
Reminds me how sister at 15 created a fake persona of a 19 year old girl and catfished some 25 year old guy online to fuck her. Luckily for him she was of legal age. She did same with someone else as well.

Anonymous 05-06-22 11:36:51 No.15498

>>15407
yeah but that's a given

Anonymous 15-06-22 00:30:02 No.15715

>>15328
Vampire=Westerner
Westerner=Blonde

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