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holler

Wrong board.

Please don't post images with Zun's art style. It's very traumatizing to me.

Zun is getting better in his art tbh.
its also clear he did not want to draw hands and feet here lmao.

Today, on my usual walk due to health reasons (recommended to me by my doctor), I felt sharp pain in my right knee, lost my balance, even with the walking stick for support, fell down, and lost consciousness. I woke up in the hospital, and my bones hurt all over. According to the doctor, my right knee literally exploded, both of my thigh bones detached from the hip sockets, my arms broke in 53 places, I suffered 206 compound fractures all over my body, and the vertebrae in my spine rearranged themselves to form what appears to look like "18.5". This has left me completely paralyzed and bedridden, but it is just a minor annoyance, because I can proudly announce that, as there are no more bones that could possibly ache in my body left, Mima is confirmed to appear in Touhou 18.5: 100th Black Market. Due to being completely paralyzed and unable to lift a finger, I had to relay the happy news by dictating this post to my cute, wonderful little sister, that is currently single and looking for a hot boyfriend, but I trust she transcribed my words faithfully.

I just hope that ZUN foresaw what Mima's return would do to my body, and put in a system that would allow me to play the game using voice commands, or tongue controls. Unfortunately, I cannot hold the controller using my mouth, because my teeth disintegrated into dust, and the jaw broke into two halves.

i'll never understand the touhou fandom. the shoot 'em ups were alright, but i don't see how it justifies this massive internet cult (or any others, e.g. my little pony)

>>16526
As someone who actually plays a lot of scrolling shooters, they're mediocre as fuck.

>>16526
>how it justifies this massive internet cult
cute anime yokai girls

>>16526
You had to be there.

>>16526
Touhou popularity proves Yukari is fucking real.

>>16526
a lot of cute girls in frilly dresses and a sort of interesting lore that re-elaborates on east asian folklore and religions.
Personally, I don't even care about the official games.

>>16527
What are some good ones?

>>16543
Gradius II
Image Fight
Darius Gaiden
Armed Police Batrider
Hellsinker

I don't know why we're talking about this on the /anime/ board.

>>16526
there are also the cyoa threads. i enjoyed reading the archive of assm https://www.touhou-project.com/storylist#111