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>>3761
have sex with your boss.problem solved

Get a 'useless job'.
Get a type of job where you failing has little/no visible effect. Think like insurance, where if nothing happens, it means it's working.

>>3761
be a labour aristocrat or something.
if you work in a factory you have to constantly work or you make it worse for everyone else. Which is why it's absurd that unskilled labour is often paid in roughly the same ballpark

>>3761
Fake giving 120%
Everytime I start at a new place I first do everything that is asked of me and even more. I give my "superiors" the feeling that they can rely on me, I use every free second to tidy something up, or ask for tasks or whatever. While I keep up that charade I make sure to listen to what my boss complains about as far as work being neglected or avoided goes. Slowly I then start shifting my focus from general things towards just that area and after a while I can put in alot less energy and it still looks like I overachieve because the things that stands out to the pigs is the one thing I do orderly - which dominates their image of me.
At my current job I started just assisting in sale with shitty shifts in the morning, but cause I simulated being a docile slave and found out what makes my bosses tick I now work the chill evenings shifts on my own - meaning I got no supervision and can basically do what I want. Today I spend like 5 h of my shift browsing twitter and looking at tiddies.

Be availalbe. Reply quickly. Carefully meter your actual output to establish a baseline.
This is my method for working 1-2hr a day programming.