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 No.10265

ITT we rap battle each other.

I'll start:

Bringing the heat to the NEETS at leftypol,
Filling up Netanyahu mamas bibihole,
Giving these anarkitty hoes the dialectic,
Bitches got diamat when they sucked ma dick,
Got a million different brands which one are you,
I beat your ML ass like you had the China flu,
You need to take the tip of the Cockshott,
You cybercommies bouta get internet padlocked,
Cuz Im Marx's specter Im about to haunt your ass,
You a closeted porky about to REE in collapse

 No.31990

I'm sorry your thread didn't take off, OP

 No.32009

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
Ferdinand Lassalle!
versus
Karl Maaaaaaaarx!
BEGIN

bump

 No.32010

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>>32009

 No.32011

i got a fat cat
bat attack
cum in my nutsack
fat stacks
(yuh)

 No.32013

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ELON MUSK, Fat Boer Clown
Ain't never gonna live that fridge body down.
Blowing fat stacks on vaporware apps,
Cuz some teenager posted your private jet tracks.
How you gonna explain losing 200 bill?
Tech bros were riding your penis until
You showed your pale ass; your ass don't know shit
For your business to function your staff gotta babysit

[Chorus]
You
Were
The porkiest pig.
But
Your
Ego's too big.
Now
You've
Fallen from grace.
Soon
You'll
Be put in your place.

 No.32042

>>32010
kekk

 No.32043

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>>32013
Is he albino?

 No.32051

>>32043
that's just the natural complexion of compsci nerds

 No.33210

>>32011
fat cat? you said that?
but when you smile with your mouth closed, it looks like Jack Black's ass crack

 No.33213

>>10265
REE IN COLLAPSE?
but I'm not assaulting Democrats when I BEAT ON YOUR ASS
what you know about asking a girl out like "are you FREE AFTER CLASS?"
and shes like "i just remembered, i'm lgbT" AND RUNS FAST

>>32013
he looks like he got MILK SPILLED ON HIM
like he was in a gangbang and still made my SHRINKED DICK VOMIT

 No.33226

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beat your meat so much, you have gotten more blisters
you support Washington so much, you're a Washington Wizard
you support Washington so much, i thought you're a lizard
working at the zoo isn't the only time you're walking with lizards

my rhymes are like off of the scripture compared to astronomy pictures
pic related but im not gonna call you a n-

 No.33227

>>10265
OP is from 2020, but theres no SIGN OF LIFE
im wondering if he took CYANIDE on his FINAL NIGHT, because he hates his NINE-TO-FIVE

people have to earn the ALMIGHTY DIME, is that BY DESIGN?
but if they were here, they MIGHT'VE TRIED to spit a NICER RHYME

i'm the only one here to TRY AND TYPE some LINES THAT'S FLY
but i think this thread should be REVITALIZED in THESE DIRE TIMES

 No.33241

>>32011
i shoot hoops in your nutsack
call that a rap attack

not much like debt trap
where they stack and stack death traps

the 2008 financial crisis was no joke
-end rap-

 No.33242

>>33227
A challenger has arrived, uyghas talkin bout cyanide, where their girl at? Taking a ride on my frontside

Foo and his nine-to-five, I aint no landlord but I compromise,
I smash his girl and charge her rent errytime I cum inside

You gets a nickel boss gets a dime, you coulda made stakcd if u hadnt lacked compulsion fo crimes

In these dire times you aint seen nothing yet,
Ive read kapital and it aint something u'll ever get
The profit rate gonna fall faster than yo momma,
You wont survive this being a bitchass milquetoast obama

 No.33244

>>33213
I aint a bitch so I dont ask my girls out after class,
I grab em by the pussy and stick my dick in their ass
Watchu talking bout lgbt, I can smell your homo
Stink so bad made the gaybar go loco

 No.33839

you look like Jeff Bezos
if he spent pesos
to wear plain clothes
on black cable

 No.35820

you're the type to post here and say these are your 18 FRIENDS
your mental STRAIN DEFECT is you should high key mask (hockey mask) like JASON'S HEAD

this guy tries to have FAMOUS THREADS about ANAL SEX
but thinks the repliers were UNGRATEFUL WHEN it BECAME A MESS
'cause there only 5 replies, and 4 of them were arguments on RACE AND CLASS

 No.35941

this person posts threads that make him look like a dataminer
and they're a fbi.gov mod that's actually trying to date a minor


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