We need to study the Gibbons. Collect all the new youtube video that is related to the Gibbon. Only then can we unlock their secrets.
Here's a recent one: gibbons fighting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si31_UKLaa0Notice how their comical anatomy makes them physically unable to hurt each other. (And please, take note in your scibbon notebook.)
Here's the other Gibbon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQAB5C3GloNote: it's called kulak gibbon - a very rare species indeed. It got its name from hoarding humans. A single kulak gibbon can hoard up to 6 humans, but some sources say they've seen a whole human village being owned by a kulak gibbon. (N.B. in your notebook: further study of Gibbon class structure is required.
More on warfare:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCP9wqgtJhENotice the superiority of Gibbon agility vs. the puny jaw strength of the dog who can't even bite once. Other species it seems, are afraid of the Gibbon. The Gibbon uses tactical warfare aimed at influencing its enemy's psychology, the enemy gets irritated, makes mistakes, the Gibbon wins.
Another inferior species: the feline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWZ2QVx9pr8It has no chance against the Gibbons masterful coordination and speed. The feline is immediately defeated. Inferior scum felines. If Gibbons anything more than inferior scum canines, it's the coward felines.
Let us study more Gibbonology together.
>>13970It's a page from Stanley Gibbons stamp catalogue. Stanley Gibbons is a shop in London that sells stamps to collectors.
I know a joke isn't funny when you explain it anon, but I thought it would be funny to include people /companies named "Gibbons", companies, ecc. ITT as well as lower order primates anons were expecting.
I chose soviet stamps, because it's a left wing imageboard, mostly. But also, just because I really like them. They seem to have a bright pioneering spirit to them.
>>14039I don't want to turn it into a stamp collecting thread
it's too late for that but how about some interesting modernist monkey stamps from Cuba to add to your collection?
cubaCuba >>14117Meh.
Primates are no match for the giant otter.
3.45min of vid embedded
<Other otters attack the monkeys >>19987No, this thread was made here. Back then she did avatarfag a lot but stopped shortly after.
>>19999why delet quads
>>20000 >>20005The 20000 post is a spammer, the other IDK
>made hereI checked the archives and you're right… damn
>>20150monke is pretty cool too, you also anon.
does anyone have the webm of monkes dancing set to red sun in the sky?
>>20153soo cute!
>>20151Do you like other furry animals anon?
>>20162I found smart octopuses for you boss
>>20163what is a ghost squid? I like both squids and ghosts as long as they aren't too spooky
>>20166I like these animals, thank you
>>20167I think all the threads will be moved over to the new lounge board anyways?
>>20169>no other roulettes did/games/ and I think also /tech/ were roulette boards as well, remember back in Bunkerchan people complained because "what's the point of /roulette/ if every board will be made?"
>>20168Maybe they'll be dumped in /siberia/ and this thread could be merged with the already existing animal thread on /hobby/
>>20166same
>>20164>>20165Oh thank you! What a smart boy. Can't help but wonder how legit the video is, though.
>>20170>/tech//tech/ has been around since bunkerchan existed, it got hidden and restored after 8ch died
>/games/ Yes that too, I forgot.
>this thread could be merged with the already existing animal thread on /hobby/I'd like that.
>>20251Here's a couple of jaguarundi pics, they're certainly one of the weirdest-looking cats. They're also (sadly) the most forgettable felid species in this country.
I mean, other than the domestic cat (of course), the jaguar is my favorite felid.
I remember when I made a presentation on jaguars for English class a couple of years ago, and put a lot of effort into it.
They're such beautiful and strong animals, if I had to describe them in one word, I guess "majestic" would be appropriate.
Before the coronavirus, I liked to go to the local zoo, no matter how many times, I'd never get tired of it.
Sometimes I (seemingly) managed to make one of the jaguars slow-blink back at me. Can big cats even do that in the same way that domestic cats do?
>>20252>jaguarundi quite exotic!
>>20251 My favorites are Snow Leopards I suppose. In N. America the only things I've seen are bobcats, though I did trek through a mountain lion area before.
>>20253Oh yeah, snow leopards are beautiful too. I've seen one in real life, at the Chapultepec Zoo. It was much smaller than I thought, and it looked kinda like a cat because it was sleeping in a hammock.
Another exotic felid I like is the clouded leopard (pic 5). Its coat pattern is very pretty.
>>20254>'ve seen one in real lifeSo have I, an excellent Soviet docudrama film on them is Тигр Снегов (it got deleted from Youtube because of copyright bullshit).
Clouded Leopards are very neat looking too
I love 'em
>>20271Read Capy-Boppy
>>20861They tend to have no empathy and even actively hate animals enough to sadistically get pleasure from bringing them pain.
>For a dog hater, their hatred usually comes from trauma Most of the time I've seen it's not trauma, it's just a mix of lack of empathy to them and annoyance at their natural behaviors combining into hatred. in the archive link Bee expresses annoyance at them "attacking" him and delight at the thought of (or actually) killing them. That's excluding the original thread from before on 8ch leftypol that had Bee admit to antagonizing dogs because he hates them.
Dogs can sense if you're an asshole or the emotions you have in general and react accordingly most dogs aren't violent unless provoked and poorly trained, including pitbulls. Obviously a dog that is bred to fight and guard is going to be more of a threat than a dog bred to look pretty or to retrieve ducks and harry game.
>>20863>Dogs can sense if you're an assholeanon are you an actual retard
what the fuck are you talking about
>>20885If you're an asshole, you reek of negative emotions, dogs catch on to this and react appropriately. A dog that is owned by an asshole is going to be snappy and aggressive, a dog that is approached by an asshole stranger is going to respond to the negative emotions negatively.
>makes the dogs the assholes No it doesn't not. A fearful animal is one that lashes out, I suggest you listen to Caesar Milan discuss this, because he explains it many times. a dog is not a human and shouldn't be held up to human standards of behavior, it reacts on instinct and training to the environment and beings it is around. Bee is a hateful and fearful person and many dogs feel threatened by that and react accordingly.
>>20893>If dogs can't live up to human standards of behaviour Do you comprehend the inanity you are spouting? Dogs need to act by human standards? A dog being trained and living among people is an example of mutualism, the human respects the dog as a dog and vice-versa. If you have pent-up aggression and an irrational fear of dogs and animals, then you are the problem. That's like blaming people for reacting negatively to antagonistic people that have underlying anxiety - they're only reacting to what they perceive.
>don't bring them around strangers as they clearly cannot control themselves and will attack people that they think are afraid of them You're manipulating my words to make a false case.
>>20894That's why dogs are supposedly trained, to live up to standards that human pose to them. This means not attacking or freaking out at people whose only fault is disliking dogs. Maybe there are service dogs that are properly trained for this, but 99% of pets are not, and their careless owners letting them off-leash is a danger to the public. Dogs are kept for the benefit of their owners, at the expense of everyone else. Keeping dogs is an antisocial act.
>>20895And yet you won't start shouting at Bee for no fucking reason or try to murder them, you just avoid them.
>>20896> dogs are supposedly trained, to live up to standards that human pose to themI mean that dogs aren't people and aren't supposed to be judged based on human morals, they're animals, not sentient on the level that they can just discard any and all instinct in a situation - people have a hard time living up to human standards of human behaviour. Dogs should be judged based on human standards of DOG behavior.
>danger to public Don't be inane, The majority of dogs are harmless or barely a threat to any person that isn't a toddler, and in the latter case that's an issue of parents not looking out for their children, because if a dog can get close enough to hurt a child then your child is close enough to any number of equal or higher dangers. There is also something called mutual respect. Don't antagonize dogs, that's called baiting. A poorly trained dog is no different to a undisciplined, spoiled child, I don't think you'd support killing schoolyard bullies or rulebreakers, do you?
>Dogs are kept for the benefit of their owners, at the expense of everyone else Piss off you actual mong. Do you even understand the way domestication occurs?
>Keeping dogs is an antisocial act. You're actually delusional, take meds and stop spouting highschool psych-101 tripe.
>you won't start shouting at Bee for no fucking reason or try to murder themDogs bark because that's how they talk, they don't have language you actual retard. And Dogs certainly don't try to murder people, they fight and threaten (just like people) but it's a rare dog that seeks to kill, and those are usually not the ones that bark.
>>20897>please keep telling people they are the fucking problem for shitting themselves Yes, if you're shitting yourself at the sight of a dog barking and running, you're a fucking pussy that needs to actually take therapy. This is exactly the kind of fucking logic /pol/ uses to justify its hatred of "muh blacks" and foreigners. Literally this is /pol/-rhetoric.
>what the hell are they supposed to dostand your ground and not be a pussy. You sound like a total faggot that has never been near a dog in their life describing them from the perspective of an insect, oh so 'powerless' against a dog.
>It's a fucking animal and there's no telling if they will stop a few steps from you and just bark or they will try to rip your throat open Yeah no, that's just you being an utter fucking autist, body-language and noise type determines dog intent obviously, and anyone that isn't a fool knows that a barking dog isn't one that is going to attack - a dog that is seeking a target is going to be silent and fixated, a dog that is defensive or threatened growls, this is obvious shit that only an autist doesn't comprehend.
>victim blaming "Hurr I hate dogs and say they should be genocided because some meanies borked so I'm a victim"
Take a long stroll off a short dock.
>>20898Do you not see the insanity of what you are saying? Don't try to blame it on the toddler, they are the victim there. It is the dog's owner who is at fault there. And don't come with this mutual respect bullshit, dogs have no understanding of respect, this just means that we are supposed to live in constant war with dogs as if your cuddly doggie one day decides to attack me for no fucking reason it is my fault because it obviously sensed that I am somehow an asshole for walking at the other side of the road minding my own business and therefore deserve to be mauled by your best friend who is so cute and would never hurt a fly. And by the way yes, dogs can and will fuck you up. That's why most of them are kept, and were kept for centuries, to scare others away from your territory. They were domesticated to be hostile to everyone but their owners. They were domesticated to be weapons, not friends.
A poorly trained dog (which is the vast majority of them) is very different from a bully. One is a beast, the other is a human being. That you fail to recognize this simple fact and equate black people with dogs is proof that you are seriously fucked in the head.
So yes, this whole retarded "you are asking for it by being afraid" is a textbook example of victim blaming. Teach dogs not to approach strangers instead of blaming people for reacting negatively to a very real threat.
>>20913 More boring shit from you eh?
>ur insaneYOU are the insane one that can't fucking read - get glasses & therapy, and take meds.
>try to blame it on the toddler Get better reading comprehension you actual knave. I stated that in all cases but toddlers a dog is not usually a threat because people are bigger and stronger than the majority of dogs and have HANDS that can disable a dog easily. A toddler being under the risk of a dog's attack is unlikely but if they are under risk then the ones to blame are the parents that allow it, I never said the toddler is to blame, you idiot.
>dogs have no understanding of respect yes, they do, it's an inherent trait of their behavior you actual mongrel. It takes a single google search to confirm this.
https://wagwalking.com/sense/can-dogs-feel-respect >one day decides to attack me And you reveal yourself - project less and stop pretending that your irrational fear is justified because "he might bite", a fucking idiotic concept that is the same as KKK propaganda about "muh rapist negro" and feminist shitting about "every man is violent" ANY animal including humans MIGHT attack you, but I don't see you justifying lynchings.
>dogs can and will fuck you up If you're drunk and a paralyzed cripple (or a child) maybe. Most dogs are not threats to any adolescent or adult, only attack and guard dogs are. But yeah keep trying to tell me about the golden retriever that barks at you to come play and scares you for it.
>why most of them are kept Most people do not keep dogs for self-defense and bringing up "muh history" isn't an argument either.
>They were domesticated to be hostile to everyone but their owners That isn't how pack animals function you actual cretin, most dogs are not and never have been trained to be loyal to onl 1 person unless they are guard dogs and that's a very specific niche that has a couple specific dog breeds out of hundreds.
>I am somehow an asshole for walking at the other side of the road minding my own businessNo, that' the right thing to do, but I never aid anay of this, you're projecting yourself you dishonest cunt.
>A poorly trained dog You're saying nothing, a poorly raised human is just the same
>(which is the vast majority of them) Source: your ass - America is not the benchmark of dog training standards.
>you fail to recognize this simple fact and equate black people with dogsI didn't say they're like dogs you disingenuous liar - I said that YOUR presentation of them is comparable to racist caricatures of black people. So no, they're not that different from a bully - given that both are examples of people and animals lashing out and being problematic out of poor discipline and ignorance, not inherent issues as human beings or dogs.
>a textbook example of victim blamingNo it isn't you actual manipulative cretin.
>train dogsNobody denied that training is needed you gaslighting faggot.
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