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>>37980
poljaks are literal consoomers

>>37981
>>37983
>hyperborean parodies
lmao

>>37983
>>37981
These are gem

>>37980
this reminds me of fujos who wanted to ship whatever male friendship in media appeals to them as a dynamic when they were starved for gay representation in media, except for white supremacy

She looks like Ben Shapiro wearing drag. Wtf

>>37987
Ben hiring his female lookalike for his media company, and then giving her a main role in Snow White movie he produces certainly has some psychology going on.

Should have made her black for the lulz

>>37979
Not even torrent worthy.

eh
i kinda wish more studios would give the middle finger to disney (kinda like how dreamworks used to)
but at the same time its daily wire and this probably won't be anything more than wignat fap material

>>37990
This. The tears and nonstop crying would have kept me happy for months.

>>37989
But he's not black tho?

Just found out Disney is making Snow White remake, and this movie is made as a cashgrab reaction to its casting. Which, I dont want to be mean to the Daily Wire girl, but she is getting mogged so hard by Disney actress

>>37995
> she is getting mogged so hard by Disney actress
LMAO what? The Disney actress is like a 6/10 at best and looks like she just got off the Heroin Chic trend.

>>37995
>>37996
neither is notably attractive, the disney one just has professional makeup for photo ops

much more interesting and funnier is the discourse around the dwarfs

>>37997
Wait, so dwarfs are no longer short? That is actually insanely dumb.

>>37996
Different strokes for different folks, she is not my type either, but I can absolutely see her being someones 10/10. That is important, considering she is supposed to be "the most beautiful in the entire world", which nobody would call the Daily Wire woman.

>>37998
basic outline of events
>Disney announces the movie and original cast (people with dwarfism as the dwarfs)
>Peter Dinklage made public comments about how Hollywood only hires dwarf actors to play fantasy creatures and there should be more normal roles for dwarfs
>Disney takes this as a sign to recast the dwarfs as non-dwarfs who are average heights (except one for some reason)
>people rightly make fun of this and wrongly blame Peter Dinklage for taking jobs from other dwarf actors
>Disney says fuck it and decides to do the dwarves in CGI

>>37998
She's not a 10/10 m8, and the Daily Wire girl isn't that bad either, but she isn't it either. There's better women to play Snow White. >>37997 has it right about it all being make up and shit

>>37999
Lemme shorten the summary
>Disney being retarded as usual trying to pander to liberal diversity idpol
Done. Funnily enough is that Snow White is a variation of the Sleeping Beauty story which is about 2 centuries older than the Brother's Grimm and Pushkin's versions, the height of the Seven being varying, with the Russian one from 1833 being with Bogatyr's rather than dwarves. It's pointless bitching because really the movie is just another soulless Disney Live Action cashgrab. Ironically Snow White is one of the few Disney films that would be easy to do in Live Action, since there's little to no need for CGI to tell the story at all.

>the disney one just has professional makeup for photo ops

>>38000
>6Ironically Snow White is one of the few Disney films that would be easy to do in Live Action, since there's little to no need for CGI to tell the story at all.
That's why it's funny to have CGI dwarfs. They aren't even meant to be fantasy dwarves, just little people. They would rather spend the money on CGI than just hire dwarf actors and not be stupid about idpol controversy.

>>38001
Considering how they fucked up the Willow series recently, I have no doubt they'd fuck up dwarf hiring even if this CGI drama didn't happen

>>37990
I was thinking the same thing
>>37999
>you must use PoC VA's for PoC characters!
>no, you can't use actual dwarves to play dwarves that's hecking problematic

>>37990
>Snow White cast with a super dark-skinned black woman
>evil queen is a drag queen
>dwarves are NBA players with fake beards
>poisoned apple is now an orange
might as well go all out
I might actually go see this version

>>38005
>the "evil" queen actually has perfectly reasonable motivations
I'm sick of this shit, how about an evil queen that's evil for the sake of it for once. Every goddamn villain today is "relatable" or "reasonable", it's stupid.

>>38006
It's cinema for midwits. People who are literally too dumb to understand that the evil queen in Snow White isn't just evil for evil's sake but is a symbol of vanity and its destructive tendencies. Who even cares if she's beautiful if she just sits in her tower where only she can see herself? Snow White would be fairer than her in principle simply because beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and she actually interacts with other people who appreciate her. And while the dwarfs notice Snow's beauty first, it's her personality that makes them actually like her (putting aside that it mostly amounts to fitting gender roles). Whether or not you agree with the message, Snow White is about something more than just trying to entertain you and make you feel smart for being able to empathize with one of the principal characters.

Should've cast Abby as Snow White, I'd pay to see her and those colossal cans up on the big screen.

>>38012
It's fiction you gormless ignoramus, having an evil villain is not in fact a necessarily bad thing for a story, idiot.

>>38011
>People who are literally too dumb to understand that the evil queen in Snow White isn't just evil for evil's sake but is a symbol of vanity and its destructive tendencies.
That's what I meant by evil for evils sake; she roils in her own vileness, vanity, arrogance and other vices and is so a petty, heartless bitch.
>Snow White would be fairer than her in principle simply because beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and she actually interacts with other people who appreciate her.
Yes
>Snow White is about something more than just trying to entertain you and make you feel smart for being able to empathize with one of the principal characters.
Yes, but my point is that the antagonistic character doesn't need to be some overly-complex character. They should have human motivations within the story (unless its a being of evil or dedicated to evil like Morgoth or Palpatine), but that doesn't necessarily need them to be "reasonable" or "relatable". Coco's Ernesto de la Cruz is evil, but his motivations are only reasonable to a sociopath, to those that lack empathy and are thus evil - the genuine lack of empathy towards (an)other beings. That's what I mean by this slew of "relatable" villains that "Dindu Nuffin" being annoying, because it's either idiotic pseudo-philosophical crap like Thanos, David 8 and Zaheer, or just feels-over-reals garbage like Scarlet Witch, Black Manta and Shin Uchiha.

Look, I like a good redemption story and even a good villain that has relatability to the heroes, those can be very compelling too, BUT it's been done to death and most recent examples are just fucking boring "society made me this way" cliche shit; it's boring and uninspired.

>>38014
>That's what I meant by evil for evils sake
That isn't evil for evil's sake though. It's evil because of a character flaw, which would be relatable except for being so extreme.

>>37981
Honestly, she's not that white. Should've cast someone who literally saw no sunlight in 20 years.

>>37980
>She actually looks like Snow White
>biege
>snow-white
lol
>AOC better play an evil witch
Muh leftists.

>>38014
>characters doing things for no reason is good actually
I bet you think Sauron's Mordor was le evil too rather than Midgårdian AES

>>38016
Should’ve casted a ginger, what were they thinking

>>37998
>pic
Y'all are unhinged if you don't think she's gorgeous. That's a tight fucking body if I've ever seen one.