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Mozart & family:
>Well, I wish you good night, but first,
>Shit in your bed and make it burst.
>Sleep soundly, my love
>Into your mouth your arse you'll shove.

Broader German culture:
>In German folklore, one finds an inordinate number of texts concerned with anality. Scheiße (shit), Dreck (dirt), Mist (manure), Arsch (ass), and other locutions are commonplace. Folksongs, folktales, proverbs, folk speech—all attest to the Germans' longstanding special interest in this area of human activity. I am not claiming that other peoples of the world do not express a healthy concern for this area, but rather that the Germans appear to be preoccupied with such themes. It is thus not so much a matter of difference as it is of degree.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology

James Joyce:
>At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2018/02/02/james-joyces-love-letters-dirty-little-fuckbird/

>>41404
Cause its smelly, vile, and the ultimate ew?

Didn't Freud write about this?

>>41404
You forgot Aleister Crowley who wrote the poem "When Ceila Farts"

bro do you know how many "Europeans" existed through time and space? And you got four examples.

>>41415
Well it's well known that the germs are the most prolific scat porn producers.

>>41407
I think Freuds anal theories were perhaps an accufate description of Euro psychology but the problem is assuming it is a universal aspect of human psychology.

>>41415
>Dundes (1984) provides ample coverage of scatological humor in Mozart, but also cites scatological texts from Martin Luther, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Heinrich Heine, and others who helped shape German culture. Karhausen (1993) asserts that "scatology was common in Mitteleuropa [central Europe]", noting for instance that Mozart's Salzburg colleague Michael Haydn also wrote a scatological canon.[2

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>At the 1900 World's Fair in Paris, where gas escaped the fundament of Joseph Pujol, a Frenchman known as Le Pétomane (Fartomaniac). Pujol's sonic impressions were captured by none other than Thomas Edison. Among Le Pétomane's many talents was the ability to toot La Marseillaise, set his raspberries on fire, extinguish candles at three paces, smoke Gitanes down to the butt and play an ocarina with the aid of a rubber hose. In tribute to the celebrated cheese-cutter, Mel Brooks would later name one of his Blazing Saddles characters Governor William J. Le Petomane.

>“The Battle at Thunderblow: The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946” is a comedy record of mysterious origins that gives a play-by-play account of an international farting contest between Lord Windesmear and challenger Paul Boomer. The exact source of the record is unknown, but according to a post on Rand’s Esoteric OTR it was created by Canadian Broadcasting Corporation sports announcer Sydney S. Brown and producer Jules Lipton some time in the 1940s.

>Although it appears to have been only produced as an internal joke and not commercially distributed, it managed to survive as a benchmark of high-end fart comedy for more than half a century.

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>Disciple: Chaerephon the Sphettian asked him whether he thought gnats buzzed through the mouth or the breech.

<Strepsiades: What, then, did he say about the gnat?


>Dis.: He said the intestine of the gnat was narrow and that the wind went forcibly through it, being slender, straight to the breech; and then that the rump, being hollow where it is adjacent to the narrow part, resounded through the violence of the wind.


<Strep.: The rump of the gnats then is a trumpet! Oh, thrice happy he for his sharp-sightedness! Surely a defendant might easily get acquitted who understands the intestine of the gnat.



<Strepsiades: Vortex? It had escaped my notice that Jupiter did not exist, and that Vortex now reigned in his stead. But you have taught me nothing as yet concerning the clap and the thunder.


>Socrates: Have you not heard me, that I said that the Clouds, when full of moisture, dash against each other and clap by reason of their density?


<Strep.: Come, how am I to believe this?


>Soc.: I'll teach you from your own case. Were you ever, after being stuffed with broth at the Panathenaic festival, then disturbed in your belly, and did a tumult suddenly rumble through it?


<Strep.: Yes, by Apollo! And immediately the little broth plays the mischief with me, and is disturbed and rumbles like thunder, and grumbles dreadfully: at first gently pappax, pappax; and then it adds papa-pappax; and finally, it thunders downright papapappax, as they do.


>Soc.: Consider, therefore, how you have trumpeted from a little belly so small; and how is it not probable that this air, being boundless, should thunder so loudly?


<Strep.: For this reason, therefore, the two names also Trump and Thunder, are similar to each other.

>>41416
Freud had extreme editorial limitations, so he had to generalize his analysis of aristocratic sexual abuse.

>>41416
having an ass is pretty universal

>>41424
>Trump and Thunder
haha

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>only europeans had toilet humor
dumb thread

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>>41423
>Paul Boomer.

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>arse full of farts
oh, that's where the line comes from

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>>41417
>Martin Luther
If only they knew the lost 28th Commandment – Cleanliness is next to godliness.

Honestly, I've always found it funny that the first image on Wikipedia's "Lèse-majesté" article is farting.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lèse-majesté

>>41436
>that section with the fartillery barrage
lost it

I would put it down to the dualism of Abrahamism (seperation of matter and spirit) in contrast to the monism of eastern religions (no seperation only of perspective)

i dunno but after reading it 15 years ago the part i remember most from the divine comedy is when the demons fart (iirc the phrase was "made a trumpet of their rump")


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