>>2257687You know why
They need you alive to exist in the wagie cagie
Not in good conditions mind you. The cagie is covered in feces and tears, and they come up with inventive new ways to make it insufferable like you'll get written up for making left turns in your vroom vroom wagie cagie
In fact, why are you sitting in your Mario go kart wagie cagie? Stand. We don't pay you too sit. Oh wait we don't pay you either hahahaha cuck…