>>2413953In the small town of Taos, New Mexico an unfortunate scene occurs, a man happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time, the scene of a gang killing. The man happens to stumble across the dead just as police patrol arrives with its siren blasting. The man gets on his knees, after which an officer exits the patrol car, handcuffs him, then proceeds to begin beating him with a baton.
A strange old man appears from an alleyway, walks up to the officer and whispers:
"Faster."
The officer in all his bloodlust comes to a halt, he responds in confusion:
"What? MOVE AWAY, you're interfering with a crime scene AND YOU WILL BE ARRESTED IF YOU DO NOT WALK AWAY!"
The strange old man takes twenty paces back, the officer looks at him still holding up the baton ready to strike the innocent man, eagerly awaiting the next moment. After a few seconds pass, the officer continues his beating.
The old man cups his hands into a funnel and begins to shout:
"FASTER, FASTER, BEAT HIM FASTER."
The officer, no longer bothered by the old man being up close continues to pummel the man until he has expired.
The officer takes a glance back at the old man, who at this point has his dick out and is masturbating furiously.
The old man? Nick Land. The officer? Robocop. The innocent man? John Rambo.