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🎉 Trump is dying 🎉

Apparently Trump is dying and all the libs are celebrating. I don’t know if he’ll actually die or if he’s gonna recover but even if he is going to die no matter how cool that would be I can only see bad things happening because then JD Vance will be president and he will be even more unpopular than Trump already is be and a giant rift will happen in the Republican Party in which the White Nationalist caucus might triumph over the establishment republicans in the primaries.

I think he looks cool and will live for 200 years

>>2457195
Trump shall never die. He will ascend to the Golden Throne as the Eternal and Ultimate President of the United States, powered by the sacrifices of Peter Thiel's bloodboys to keep the Warp from turning America woke.

imagine he dies and they hide it like the greatest farce. trump running for his third term and its just this AI generated hologram, like the hatsune miku shows

there's nothing that could possibly happen that would fix the US, so the only thing that matters is how funny the happenings are. I hope he doesn't die and instead becomes demented like Biden, this would be the funniest outcome

>>2457198
This sounds like a great idea for a book.

And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the judge and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he'll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the judge. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

>>2457198
they could have body doubles with plastic surgery and mods and decant fake trumps every few years like in Foundation series with the 3 Emperors

He's not dead but he had a significant stroke last week which is why he isn't in the public but also why they won't admit he's dead.
They're trying to play the waiting game and see how bad it is, if they can cover it up, or if Vance needs to replace him (at least temporarily), but they really really want to avoid doing that.
The truth is he's had mini-strokes for months, if not years now, and is on medication regime for post-stroke recovery and stroke prevention. This is publicly available information from his most recent medical report but few people seem to notice this for whatever reason.
No idea what excuse they'll announce publicly, they probably wont admit to the strokes. But they will release a statement in a few days saying something happened.
My best guess is a statement will be released Friday night or Saturday to avoid spooking the markets as much as possible.

t. Insider, Screeshot this post for proof if you want.

>>2457287
Sounds plausible enough where if this wasn't an imageboard I'd believe it lol

>>2457287
>This is publicly available information from his most recent medical report but few people seem to notice this for whatever reason.
um he tweeted he has perfect health so it must be true

>>2457287
i believe you anon. but what about his hand was that from banging it while he was having a stroke?

>>2457297
I don't know. Blood thinners are a standard part of a post-stroke medication regimen and cause you to bruise easily, but that's just a total guess.
Some people online have suggested emergency IVs, but his medical staff would be smart enough to do an IV somewhere less publicly visible so I would be highly doubtful of that claim.

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>>2457287
TRUMP TO MAKE OVAL OFFICE ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW AT 2PM

They want to prevent Trump from dying for 2 years so they can get 10 years of Vance.

>>2457287
I think they should taxidermy him and make an animatronic out of his corpse. His base won't know the difference.

>>2457371
…So he's healthy enough to make a speech at least.

>>2457197
Who gets to be Horus in this analogy?

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>>2457371
This wouldn't be a problem if Hillary were president.

>>2457401
Warmaster Alex Jones!!

>>2457257
read a different book, Harry Potter fans

>>2457410
Instead Hilldog would have already had a nuclear war due to her warmongering. No fly zone

>>2457371
>The President
Wtf no President Trump? It might be an announcement of a President Vance

>>2457606
>camera cuts to a chair
>it spins around
>its vance sitting in the oval office
>"a good evening bleh"

>>2457198
Weekend at Mar-a-Lago

>>2457250
i'm pretty sure there's a book with a similar premise

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Checking the news

Putin killed Drumpf

>>2457682
why would putlin kill trump his own kgb asset?

>>2457694
Trump betrayed KGB for CIA after his 1st Presidency

>>2457698
no loyalty these days is there

Trust the plang

>>2457199
>becomes

>>2457195
Trump is useful to the techbro capitalists precisely because he's a popular retard which they exploit to their advantage. JD Vance is an unpopular but clear-headed idealist with his dark enlightenment shit going way too far forward for what the idiot Trump supporters would go for. He's not as useful as a tool.

Also, he's not dying if that picture is the only "proof" there is. He's just old.


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