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If you were elected president and had to obey the constitution and not do a coup what would you do?


This thread is made to answer this question.


If you don’t live in America it can be your countries President or Prime Minister or whatever the fuck you guys call it.

But you can’t say declare martial law, stage a military coup, or any other unrealistic stuff, you will have to go full Claudia Sheinbaum and run the capitalist country as a Socialist or Communist or whatever the fuck.


My answer is this:
I would try to grow Marxism in the country and on the global stage as much as possible. I must increase the cracks in the capitalist system until it can be shattered. I will expand the welfare state, increase taxes on the rich, decrease military spending, increase public transportation funding, sanction Israel, end the trade embargo’s on Cuba, Venezuela, North Korea and Iran, establish closer relations with them and distance the country away from the EU. I would also Nationalize healthcare, the extraction industry, and most grocery stores. I will ban assault weapons, charter schools, and lobbying. I will also no longer recognize Israel and I would pull troops out of Taiwan and South Korea. I would get Ukraine to surrender Crimea and Donetsk and other territories in exchange for peace with Russia just like what is currently seemingly happening although I won’t steal Ukraines minerals. And that’s only the tip of the iceberg, I just hope congress will let me do this but seeing as how they are doing with Trump I could probably fucking nationalize the economy and deport all former CEO’s the a Gulag in El Salvador.

Special military operation to disable Israel’s nuclear capabilities

Your post is 90% based and 10% cringe.
You won't take my guns you peso.

I would issue an executive order increasing the number of spots on the supreme court to whatever the population of the country is and then I would make every single person in the country a member of the supreme court.

MARTIAL LAW

>>2462910
>EVERY MAN A (JUDGE)
kek

You know, JFK happened exactly to prevent hypotheticals like this from happening. All this fantasy bullshit is meaningless.

>>2462908
>Special military operation to disable Israel’s nuclear capabilities

I wish that could happen but doesn’t Israel already have functioning Nukes, I feel that they could just nuke something if we try to attack them

>>2462914
It’s the only way to make the judicial branch democratic

>>2462918
What I’m not sure of is if Israel can even operate its nukes by itself, I know for a fact that the UK cannot

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>>2462909
I said assault weapons, hunting rifles are fine, and America has a mass shooing problem and it can only be solved by banning assault weapons.

I would get money and hoes.

>>2462931
>I would get money and hoes.

So just Bill Clinton again?

>>2462935
Sorry, I can't play saxophone.

>>2462937
It was always so strange to see Bill doing the blowing

>>2462929
There are not enough assault weapons around. Free handouts of M1 Freebrams are necessary.

>>2462944
wasn't that actually one of the 19th century presidents though?

Fart really loudly in the oval office chair and Make Israel Go Away

I would hold the entire Republican Party accountable for their crimes, particularly the January 6 coup and for conspiring with Russian intelligence to interfere with the 2016 election. The Constitution does not protect any assembly which incites insurrection or engages in seditious conspiracy and therefore the entire GOP must be dissolved and all of its members in every branch of government must be removed from office and barred from the political arena. The first step is removing the source of the problem, only then can you work on cleaning up the mess and undoing all the damage they've caused.

>>2462929
you can still do a mass shooting without assault rifles and even without a gun. Technically if you used something quiet like a crossbow in a place with a lot of hallways you could get a lot of people one by one before getting caught.

or even a sword or knife.

Carpet bomb the knesset and leave tel aviv looking like 1953 Korea. They can hang me afterwards, I truly do not give a fuck.

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>>2462975
Like what else could you possibly do with that tenure that would be as historically beneficial? Especially given the current limitations of the office.
That's the problem with this question. It's like asking someone in 1854 "What do you do if you're president?" I take whatever drunken troops I can muster, raze everything south of the Mason Dixon to the ground and use whatever violence I can in the meantime to metaphorically and ideally physically cripple every slave owning family that doesn't spend the rest of their days hiding in the woods.
There is a singular, inescapable evil of our times that needs to be brought to low before anything can be fixed about this country. You cannot address the threat of nuclear war with China, or climate change, or capitalist hegemony at large without completely eliminating Israel as a political project. Any minor band aid over the social issues that plague this country will be ripped off by the Israeli supporting right anyways.

Part of me wanted to be like "supercharge the CDC and get covid under control through any means necessary", but any progress would be instantly rolled back by the Zionist dumbfuck counter revolution that would surely follow whatever tepid reforms I could implement. Fuck it, if for no other reason than "you can't undo it" and "it's psychically satisfying", Israelis should be reduced to a permanent condition of homelessness and statelessness.

>>2462882
1. Help establish official peace talks between the DPRK and South Korea, officially ending the Korean War and encouraging Korean unification
2. Lift embargoes off of Cuba, the DPRK and other socialist aligned countries
3. Officially recognise the DAANES as the legitimate government of Syria
4. Cut off diplomatic, economic, academic and political ties with Israel
5. Push for an enforcement wing of the ICC
6. Universal health care for all- but also includes but isn’t limited to covering, HRT, and mental health diagnoses
7. Abolish the electoral college
8. Officially End the war on drugs by legalising weed, shrooms and other recreational drugs
9. Legalise sex work in all states
10. Full pardon for people arrested for drug possession/ consumption
11. Federal legislation of abortion
12. Introduction of preferential voting
13. Nationalisation of oil and agriculture companies

That’s at least what I feel I could POSSIBLY implement

>>2462914
I'm glad you like it
>>2462920
that's not the reason for doing it. the reason for doing it is shits and giggles and chaos

Press the shiny, beautiful button of course.
This twisted game needs to be reset.

>>2462882
>I would
>I will
Ooh, boy

>>2462882
>had to obey the constitution
well the thing is not following the constitution is very realistic. all presidents in the last 30 ish years have basically wiped their asses with the constitution. i guess i'd do >>2462979 but the thing is it'd only be a bandage on the global problem that is the USA. in order to really fix it you'd need a strict ideologically driven party to seize power through a bureaucratic coup or some other illegal means. then fundamental reforms such as the writing of a completely new constitution that outright represses the power of capital, abolition of existing government institutions and their replacement with more democratic and efficient ones. USA society is not yet ready for that. they'd overwhelmingly fight against it. so really the best you could do is accelerate the transformation of the socio-economic conditions while covertly backing such a vanguard party. imo

>>2462996
President on deck. Attention!
When we are dying from a combination of hypothermia and hunger in the ashes of the former empire, I will say I shitposted with the man himself.

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>>2462882
uk
<Immediatly coup to gain total power
<democratize the Military
<copy and paste US 1st & 2nd amendment into law
<wellfare funding boost 1000%
<military funding boost 1000%
<(train, sea ect)transport funding boost 1000%
<destroy uni tuitions and funding boost 1000%
<total economic shift to manufacturing again, total autarky time
<allow paramilitaries
<make equivelant of great firewall of china for uk but not be as harsh so normies would only use uk interent and those who get good at tech can easily by pass
<shift internet to back web 1.0 in design ethos
>>2462882
just saw you say i cant do coup and other shit. idk guess id abuse the Bully pulpit as much as possible to harras anyone who tries to stop my policies


If you are the US president, what exactly is stopping you from just ruling by executive order? Like just pass whatever you want.

Nuke every single farm, corporate HQ, condominium, and military facility in the US. Declare the US over. Watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.

>>2462882
If I was the american president I'd immediately nuke Washington DC, if I was leader of my own country I'd probably just try to implement some mild social reforms

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>>2462992
My presidency will try to reveal as little as possible. Paradoxically, however, this fact will precisely be my most authentic revelation. As I address the nation from concealment, I become nothingness, the source of the nullity embodied in public space. In human beings, the abyss lurks as a choice, but to choose nothing (what Sartre called "bad faith") is to choose the unreality at the heart of oneself, to annihilate oneself or tumble into perfect falsehood, or rather the perfect negation of truth, as the essence of oneself.

We tumbled into this infinite pit long ago during our campaign, and now call upon all of us to do likewise, to annihilate ourselves entirely, to take up and become sheer empty space and time. Nothingness now beckons us from our televisions to vote for it, to endorse it, to choose it to represent us. That is, it urges and cajoles us to become sheer void.

It would not be inaccurate to think of my candicacy for president of the United States as nihilistic in the Nietzschean sense, as someone who by withdrawing in fear from reality seeks an annihilation of all that is into the nothingness I that have chosen. Augustine famously proposed that evil is the absence of good. In beckoning us toward nothingness, my campaign calls us to evil. But my campaign calls us not only to the absence of everything but also to the absence of nothing, and thus to the absence even of evil itself. Hence my campaign – and my presidency – will be no more evil than it is good, which is perhaps what people sense when it occurs to them that I mean no harm.

But my campaign, in being the very principle of emptiness itself, cannot be evil, for it is also what annihilates even nothingness, what annihilates good but also the absence of good. It is the infinite series of annihilations by which the universe devours itself, devours its own devouring of itself, and then devours even that. To vote me is to vote for the devourer of dimensions, the devourer even of time and of the possibility of time. A vote for me is a vote for the complete annihilation of all possible worlds.

There is more at stake in this election. To join this campaign is to endorse and to become the negation or abnegation of all truth and all reality. It's to take up a position as the destroyer not only of oneself, and not only of American political discourse, but of the entire fabric of the universe. As you enter the polling booth you face the question of whether you yourself will cease to exist.

>>2462963
Yeah nothing is quieter than people who have just been stabbed or shot with a crossbow

>>2467730
>He doesn't know.
Anon you're being retarded. As an expert in acclaimed seriese, having played every title in serieses (not limited to) Metal Gear Solid, Splinter Cell, Thief, Dishonoured and do not forget Deus ex, i can tell you anons plan, especially with the addition of a cardboard box, is extremely viable.

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>>2462929
Our most lethal mass shooting was literally a sperg dual-wielding pistols,one of which was a. 22

>>2462910
best post

>>2462882
Pack the supreme court,
Use the surveillance state to spy on the bourgeoisie, and their pawns
put in place preventative measures against the national security apparatus
WW2 style mobilization to centralize the economy, and actually treat the climate emergency seriously [What the fuck are we all doing not doing this?]
Nationalize the media
Nationalize entire sectors of the economy
Nationalize, and destroy private education
Create a national health care system fully state owned, and funded
Create a commission for indirective, and directive planning
Create a commission democratize the country, using mainly Aristotelian definitions

>>2462882
There won't be much time before I get impeached so I basically go in with a wrecking ball to try and destroy as much stuff as possible. Re-organize the secret service into a communist gang designed to let me go places and fire literally everyone I can possible fire and replace them with communists. Leak everything I can get my grubby hands on regarding Israel, CIA, FBI, Senators, Reprisentatives, NATO, etc… Leaks everywhere it will be a deluge of dirty laundry being aired publically. Basically abuse my presidential mandate as much as humanly possible to destroy the ability for the US government to function in the long and short term.

>>2462882
France
I'd nationalize key sectors where the capilist mode of production doesn't suit the consumer (by virtue of being essential, the consumer can't retract himself and force the capitalist to lower prices) and the broader strategic interests of the nation. This concerns primariliy roads, housing, energy etc. This isn't really far-fetched albeit completely absent of the local politics. Our energy is already half-owned by the state, so is our healthcare system. Similarly, we have a long tradition of detaining our roads and strategic sectors. The new initiative would mainly concern housing, where I'd opt for a similar system to Singapore where the state owns the houses and distributes it.

In a second time, I'd make the state buy many shares insides of corporations to have a real say in the capitalist mode of production and to potentially redistribute the profits to the workers. Furthermore, I would expand the prerogatives of the state and create businesses owned by the people through the state. The ambition would be to create a parallel economy ran by the state. Private enterprises and businesses could still exist, but the people would have a choice in most sectors to work for themselves through state-owned enterprises.

Make being a chucklef*ck illegal.

Nuke Washington

Fulfill the duties of the office without violating any oaths, build coalitions that serve the best interest of the American people for the common good and seek peace through reasoned diplomacy as opposed to strong arm tactics the two parties seem to prefer, but nobody will ever vote for an Independent cos lobbyists own pols and we can't get money out of politics. Plus I'm autistic so I'm not too worried about it.

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Grant myself emergency powers, use military force against right-wingers, and unite every socialist party to permanently seize control of the government and destroy the capitalist regime. In Minecraft.

The president is the most influential person in the country. I'd use my term as a platform to raise class consciousness. See if I can get the working class to organize themselves.
And I'd build the productive forces.

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