>i realized that some people are staying on bunkerchan just because my nudes are there so i'm gonna make it easier for them to come here by
-.- i really do need to take more lewds cuz i don't have that much now that i look at my folder
And the webms wont upload cuz of invalid webm uploaded.error 2punkPunk
get a black one next time so I can use it to bait /pol/yps
Shaytan how do we sign you over exclusively to .org?
Would it be like a porn contract or would the divorce courts be a better route?
What you need to do is make me irrational, get me riled up, and then i'll make the decision permanent as a promise and i won't go back on my promise because i don't break promises.punkPunk
How could I make a socialist femboy with confederate characteristics irrational? You are a being of pure rationality.
Thank you for believing in me.punkPunk
H-homofascist porn? How do i do that, wear a siege mask and draw swastikas on my arm in permanent marker?punkPunk
Didn't you used to be a fascist? Surely you would know more about the fine points of homofascist porn than we do.
Put on a fancy hat, a siege mask, get an abomination of a gay nazi flag and go to town on your ass with a big black dildo.
Fair enough but i'll need the materialspunkPunk
Eh, I'd prefer something more like >>18494
where it actually trolls fascists instead of run-of-the-mill edgy nazi meme.
1 dildo (black)
2 fascist books (by evola)
1 fine art painting by evola
1 sharpie for fake tattoos and to shove in pooper
1 siege mask
1 right-wing hatpunkPunk
>>18497>1 fine art painting by evola
I mean, if you have a printer you can get away with making your own I guess
You're got a big dick for someone so petite, haven't you? Normally I think of myself as straight, but your pics make me confused. Spoilering perverted text. True confession. I'd love to suck it. >>18478This one wants me to fuck you in your arse cowgirl. Or cowboy, I suppose it would be. I've only got 5 inches! And I'd be very gentle with you.
I suppose it's never going to happen either (I'm on a different continent), but it's nice to think about.
Thank you for posting. Moar please!freudFreud
You're pretty cute, I'd love to suck your dick. or let you fuck me
Every thread got wiped overnight by a spammer posting discord links and saying niggerpunkPunk
It didn't happen like CURRENCY said. It was 3 days ago, leftypol.org was spammed, 30% of /leftypol/ catalog was wiped but it was restored with 16 hours old backups after the spam was dealt with. It took at most 2 hours for thing to get back to normal. Now in bunkerchan the raid wiped out the entirety of /b/ and it seems they didn't have any backups.
Was it even 16? I thought there were backups every 12 hours, and it didn't even happen close to a backup making it something like 8 hours.
This happened to us again just now, but we have hourly backups now so we only lost 16minutes.
The problem is the spammer has many IP's and we (the lainchan code) only rate-limit thread creation per IP. We're going to need to hack together a global thread creation limit. But whatever, we have excellent backups now.
>Shaytan is even cuter than you first thought
Isn't that just great.ak-47AK-47
I don't like sand, it's rough and coarse and gets everywhere.
What's wrong anon?punkPunk
I wanna hug you :3ak-47AK-47
Aw thank upunkPunk
thx this is sum good shit bro
I want to do more than hug you.
Just want to say 5 inches is totally fine, my dildo is literally 5 inches haha>>18523
N-no way that's too slutty!punkPunk
Fuck you in the ass until you blow your load on my face, duh. I can cum in your ass, too. It'll be great. You have a nice cock too. I've been told I do as well. Also, kek, saved that pic.
imagine it pushing against her prostate, forcing her to cum until she can finally poop it out
That sounds gross, degenerate, and highly erotic. I like it.
>put up paper poster for whatever groups replaced Atomwaffen/National Socialist Order or The Base
>print onto paper some evola art placed subtly in the background for 'autheniticity'
>siege mask, sunglasses and gun
>make propaganda recruitment-style srsbsns posing intimidation clips
>cut to hot butthole action
If you can get the clips, I'm happy to edit it into a bait-and-switch video.
just dont throw the props in your own bin when you're finishedpiratePirate
Ok guys im ready to do nudes but i need ideas for angles or positionspunkPunk
inhale the camera using your butthole
No thats too much workpunkPunk
Nevermind nudes are cancelled for today, ill try tomorrowpunkPunk
I work construction with my bare hands 32 hours a day and you can't take ten seconds to inhale a camera into your butthole. Kids these days want a hard day's wage for nothin'!rethuglicanRethuglican
I use my phone campunkPunk
Ok so literally my autistic brother busted in to my room to ask for money to invest in stocks because of gamestop or some shit and there was a dildo in the corner and he didnt fucking notice it im fucking tripping right now this isnt real life
That was too close for comfort so im gonna have to chill for a bit holy fuckpunkPunk
>>18543>Not having a door with a lock when living with a bunch of people
That's gotta be hard/annoying
Another option could be to do it in the bathroom and potentially using the "I'm shitting" excuse. Knocks / a line would be less likely the less people are in the residence at a given time (this is assuming the residence only has one toilet (no you don't have to confirm/deny this / continue to dox yourself, I'm just relaying some ideas as I've been in similar situations)).
Woah, rule #1 secure the premises! Rule #3 put it away when you aren't using it!Rule #2 it's just a prank you're sending to a friend to tease them.
My bedroom has a lock, master bedrooms usually have locks in most southern homes but not children's bedroomspunkPunk
The reason my lock didnt work is because you can use your fingernail to twist the lock and unlock the door from the outsidepunkPunk
Is making an opsec pamphlet for confederate camwhore femboys praxis?
I.. I think it is.thinkThink
I mean fr shay, nothing improves your sneaki skills like living in a house full of nosy family. basically, you're in the perfect environment to git guder at holding on to stuff without ppl knowing. something something something weed. on an unrelated note, I just busted a massive nut with two fingers behind and I'm also really stoned so it felt extra gud. this ones fer u shay
I'm not a confederate, i'm a left neo-confederate. I hate the old confederacy even if it should've wonpunkPunk
That fucking sucks. But then all you have to do is replace the lock, not the door.
ok so i can do nudes today and i was thinking of just lying on my back and fucking myself with my dildo but im not sure if it would be that hot especially since it wont show off my body muchpunkPunk
Do a reverse cowgirl ride on the dildo
I've done it before in my last few vids but i was thinking of fucking the dildo while its attached to the wall or just laying there fucking myself cuz covid turned my lungs into ground beef lmao
Riding is labor intensivepunkPunk
You could also suck it off if you wanted to
True. But i dont wanna show my face so i might do that off camera to lube it uppunkPunk
Wear something over your head like you did before
Tbh ive never sucked a dick before so i might see what the dildo feels like in my mouth but i dont think ill record it because itll be the first time i deepthroat so itll look badpunkPunk
Most importantly make sure to have fun cute-kun<3
Ok so update: i sucked my dildo and tried to deepthroat but obviously i gagged, the crazy part is i could only get halfway and the dildo is 5 inches long so i did try to kinda relax and deepthroat more but i couldn't get much farther. Obviously i didn't record that.
However, i did record two vids, one where i was riding the dildo on the wall and one where i fucked myself, but i need to edit them so i can cut out the bad parts.punkPunk
In case you were anxious about it. Getting 5 inches of dick in is pretty impressive. Deep throating is not an essential part of giving good head. 3 inches are more than enough. You do the rest of the work with your hands.
Very cute and hot :3
hope you can get some real dick soon~
There's more, but i can't post because invalid webm uploaded.error2 just popped up againpunkPunk
Did the flag give it away?punkPunk
one of the twinks i met was actually associated with the american nazi partynaziNazi
This will be the thing that makes the devs fix the webm problem lmao.
Try again, maybe someone fixed something.
t. not a mod
The tech guy have fixed the problem, you will be able to post those videos when the next server update arrives.
It works on the test server but I cannot link it here because it would leak the server's IP. You'll have to trust me on that.
BFG (Based Fucking Mods)punkPunk
Need that done to mepunkPunk
Same, and also to do that to someone
enjoyment: hell yeah
social credit points: negative
>>18564>that glimpse of the face>that black frame
shay confirmed to be a yankee urbanite posing as a southerner
I was born here. I've never even been to the north.
As for the glasses,
Oh noooo im not a filthy urbanite who needs to get bullied and possibly slapped uwu please dont hurt me because i am a glasses wearer it would ruin mepunkPunk
>>18584>Oh noooo im not a filthy urbanite who needs to get bullied and possibly slapped uwu please dont hurt me because i am a glasses wearer it would ruin me
Would it be fair to say… that you need a Daddy Number One
I need a daddy who will spank me and break my glasses then buy me new ones and make fun of my poor eyesightpunkPunk
What is it with all this spanking and uwuing? Horny piece of shit. I bet you would start cumming uncontrollably after a couple of thrusts. Typical.
Untrue. I haven't even fapped in days. My sex drive is gone because of covidpunkPunk
I could post more but lots of my vids cant post cuz they havent fixed error 2punkPunk
I thought that got fixed
Me too but i tried uploading again today and got the same errorpunkPunk
it's on it's way Shay.
priority was given due to your noodles.
pls get better
cia why you do dis?
kek isn't that the pol honeypot server
Someone from Bunkerchan?
We truly live rent free in their minds.
Che was homophobic
It’s absolutely true that Fidel Castro and Che weren’t friends to the gay community, but it’s disingenuous to push this issue to the forefront of their politics. Treating homosexuality as a mental disease at best and a crime at worst was the norm in even more progressive countries at the time. When the armed struggle against the regime of Fulgencio Batista finally triumphed in 1959, Cuba was already a heavily homophobic country burgeoning with Catholics and rife with machismo — much like the rest of the world.
Still, that doesn’t excuse what Castro did to the LGBT community in Cuba, and that’s by his own admission. In 2010, he told Mexican newspaper La Jornada that “if someone is responsible, it’s me [for the persecution of gay Cubans],” reported BBC News. As far the camps where the worst abuses were suffered by the LGBT community, Che can’t take much blame. By the time that the Military Units to Aid Production were set up in 1965, Guevara was no longer in Cuba. What his level of involvement would have been in the subsequent persecution remains a mystery.
Of course, it’s understandable why some people might be irked by images of Fidel or Che at a gay pride parade. There was nothing progressive or forward-thinking about the attitudes toward gay people in 1960s revolutionary Cuba. But, then again, there wasn’t anywhere else either. Sodomy was still a crime in many states in the U.S. until 2003, when Lawrence V. Texas ruled against such laws across the nation. During the time Che was alive, LGBT people in the U.S. were also routinely fired from government positions and gay establishments frequently raided, also resulting in incarcerations.
Only based thing that a commie leftie has done.
bi people are the bourgeoisie of sexuality. prove me wrong.
Yes. We hoard all pussies and cocks for ourselves. I'm not sorry about it, maybe you should join the upper class.>>18607>Only based thing that a commie leftie has done.
what? Rest of your post doesn't lead to this meaning anything. Unless you're saying that being homophobic is based, but that wouldn't make sense. You already pointed out that Fidel took responsibility of the persecution of the LGBT in revolutionary Cuba.ak-47AK-47
Hi Reddit, those are babby's first anti-commie insults and also synonyms lmao>>18608
Gays and straights are the ones who refuse to cooperate and share with all others. I'd say they're the ones hoarding men and women for themselves. We bisexuals are only taking what should belong to all.
Tf is happening here
Shaytan so hot (im gril btw)
This type of exhibitionism makes me so nervous it's not even hot, I'm just having a bad time thinking they might get caught.
I'll post more i promise!!!punkPunk
It seems that two guys, one of which is holding the camera, are having a night out with a couple of girls with feminine dicks.>>18613
Same. I want to know what he would do with a girl.
Actually i really wanna get pegged by a girl, but i would probably do a lot of kissing, cuddling, and massagingpunkPunk
Cute gif :DpunkPunk
>>18613>Shaytan so hot (im gril btw)
Wait can you do the secret handshake?
Also yeah shay is 2cute
Good luck shaytan-chan
Never had a massage before, but sure, I've also given massages to people but I'm not an expert
I love you all <3>>18625
Honestly, i secretly started microdosing testosterone blockers two months ago, i've been a lot less horny and a lot more romantic recently, so when i was thinking about what i would do i barely even thought of PIV and all i could think about was sensual cuddles because i just crave affectionpunkPunk
are you talking about the aids camps? weren't those for non lgbt ppl too?
What's wrong anon?punkPunk
It's ok Shay, cuddling can be hot too. We all crave and need affection in the form of very intimate hugs. I've been wanting to cuddle a lot recently.
Based. It's all uphill from here boys.
I would sell my child into slavcery to cuddle with shay
You don't need to sell children to cuddle with me
All you gotta do is live in the american south and be willing to show any attention to me whatsoevr
BECAUSE NOBODY LIVES HERE AND IM SO ALONEpunkPunk
Lmao, the sad thing is I used to live in the south, but, Texans are fucking crazy so I moved up north to get away from the lunacy.
Us bisexuals stay winning!punkPunk
soon i'll be more hung than you. can't wait.
How big r upunkPunk
>fap to astolfo
>tfw now LGBT* privileged and not attracted to same sex characteristicsspurdoSpurdo
Based. Congratulations on doing your part to destroy Western civilization and its core values just like Marx and Engels preached. Now the next task awaits you Shay; go and dethrone and replace God with Karl Marx.
hrt bahd being natty good
Noo don't torn into gorl stay being a femboy DDD:
More fem than boy is better.
disagree but i respect shay's choices and self-expression even if thy stop making my pp hard
Your dick usually looks good, but I can't tell what's what in this picture
Thats a cage lolpunkPunk
Do you walk around with the cage on?ak-47AK-47
I only bought it so i could take pics with it. It's uncomfortable to wear, so i really only wear it for pics.
It looks cute right?punkPunk
can't speak for anyone else but chastity cages are a turnoff for me uwu
Me too, I prefer other forms of CBT but I guess it can make you look more feminine too
Will your penis break if you get hard wearing that
It prevents you from getting hard in the first place
What if i take lots of viagras
your benis explodes
like that scene from Scanners
am… am I developing a foot fetish?????
Maybe. Wanna play with my toes? :vpunkPunk
Shaytan does have nice feet
very nice feet indeed
They've been awfully cold recently along with my hands. I wouldn't mind somebody warming them up and playing with empunkPunk
Hello Shay, it is I, Jean-Luc Picard.
I have come to play with your feet and smoke marijuana, and I am all out of marijuana
Update: my nipples are pretty obviously changing. They're pointier than before, perky, and they're very sore and sensitive now. I think i can see a little breast growth but it's not very obvious. I'm still flat but i can see some fat around the nipplepunkPunk
>>18670>my nipples are pretty obviously changing. They're pointier than before, perky, and they're very sore and sensitive now.
I want to see you play with them
I've always been self conscious about my flat chest. That's why i've never taken pics of it. Maybe soon i'll have the confidence to show off lolpunkPunk
I don't get it does he believes in any of those ideologies or just likes to collect cool flags?
For now its just a little fat behind my nipples but its undoubtedly something. They're smol little boobs, they jiggled when i bounced up and down and i literally felt high
I will be taking pictures on the 10th of next month for my one month estrogen anniversary
I smiled like a lunatic when i noticed thempunkPunk
do you have to follow some dietary restrictions? I heard people have problem with bone density during/after transition
All i know is drink milk, eat cheese, get blood tests, and be bisexualpunkPunk
>>18680>smol little boobs>I will be taking pictures on the 10th of next month for my one month estrogen anniversary
This imageboard's like a one stop shop; It's got everything.
Good luck in your adventure.
Nice. I can see some budding down there on the right.
Hey Shay how does if feel to be on the E. Anything noticeable?brocialismBrocialism
It feels great. I feel so much happier, i feel better about my appearance, i feel better that im not becoming more masculine and i wont hit "gay death" at 25, i even feel better about my masc features honestly.
I have also grown a maternal instinct. I get really excited seeing cute things, ive been saving cats and twinks and fluffy animals and other stuff, i just wamna hug things and make them feel happypunkPunk
now that you take e
you have to be our collective wife
you done fucked up
no reason to be scared I'm gonna be genlte for nowread_a_fucking_bookRead a Fucking Book
Oh noooo dont make me a communal wife nooooo hahapunkPunk
Good to see you're coming to your senses.
Being spanked during sex is really hot actually
where's video2? where is the feminine cock
I was promised???
D-did they fix the video file uploading thing finally?
I guess i'll upload it in a bit then.punkPunk
Anyway sorry about the short hair. I know it looks ugly.punkPunk
Damn you are so cute. Please do more.
DIAMONDS. FUCK. AAAAAAAAAAAH. NEED TO COOOOOOOOOOOOM.
I wonder what Shay would sound like in person while making out or having sexthinkThink
I know some people lose the ability to jizz after hrt.
what I'm trying to say is: I'm going to miss your jizz, shay
Bros im glad you like my stuff still. Ive been feeling pretty negative so its a emotional boost to see people cooming>>18700
Im doing an update pic tomorrow but i might do a lewd vid. I kinda wanna do a closeup with my dildo>>18702
I think i sound like a teen boy so i'd probably sound like that>>18703
I can still orgasm easily but not without rubbing my nipples a little. Theyre so sensitive and it feels like scratching an itch honestlypunkPunk
I wanna bite your right cheek
similar to a 16 year old boy casually explaining the basic reasons why socialism benefits even those who are currently financially secure
imagine a door-to-door missionary but instead of missionaries and their bibles giving you a lecture, it's Shay and their anus giving you a dopamine rush.read_a_fucking_bookRead a Fucking Book
silly but i wouldnt mind hehepunkPunk
I’d rather frot tbh.
Are these lewds yours fuck boy? ( Shay)
The stuff i posted yesterday were mine yespunkPunk
Why are you such a little attention whore?
I won't lie when I say I have a tendency to attract those types
Luckily with an ass like that you'll have all the attention you want.
I wonder if ur hot :o>>18715
Thank you lol i just wish it was bouncing on a guys lappunkPunk
not the other guy. I'm somewhat hot. Gained a lot of weight during the pandemic.
I'd have cuddles and more
with you :)
Talk about occultist stuff. Maybe do some kinky rituals. No blood stuff though, kinda dangerous cause of HIV and shit. Unless we were bfs and we trusted each other.
Ill be honest, ive kinda lost interest in occult stuff, i need to get back into it but its hard to get back into stuff i enjoy when im so focused on other things
Anyway you seem really nice :ppunkPunk
What are you into right now if you don't mind me asking?
Very little. Porn, maybe videogames occasionally. I mostly just consoom products and get drunkpunkPunk
Why the Confederate flag?
My great aunt gave it to me before she diedpunkPunk
Why would she give you a Confederate flag? Is it like an ironic thing or what?
It was actually hers. It's technically a towel, so in my opinion it's not disrespectful to put my naked butt in front of it, considering towels are for wiping nude bodies dry. Anyway, it faded from being used so i was advised not to use it as a towel and just hang it uppunkPunk
Also it wasnt ironic cuz most of my family are confederate sympathizers tbhpunkPunk
For your next clips I want you to leave hand marks on your ass.
Good idea ;)punkPunk
Pretty weird for a trans lefty ngl but follow your bliss I guess.
You're gonna look so cute desu
Now be a good girl and dust your cam off for us.
I'm also going to remind you of the dirty talk from yesterday: >>18727<I channel Satanic telekinesis in order to fill you with sadomasochistic exhibitionist energy
Silly boy, if you're channeling energy it's not telekinesis, and you need my sigil for that ;)
Pic related is what happens to magick novices who fail concepts class…punkPunk
i don't even like bunkerchan/leftypol anymore but i still come here for shaytan and to shitpost on /b/
also theres good porn here
You reminded me that i totally need to post nudes on getchanpunkPunk
Hah, you're smarter than I thought… Indeed, the satanic shtick was just that, a ruse of mine to attempt to procure services from you… But what you didn't expect was for the other part to be as legitimate as my imposing presence. I am telekinetic and what you have on your lap is just a temporary doppelgänger, an old trick I learned from the leftypol school of ninjutsu.
*doppelgänger poofs into air*
*A shadowy figure enters your line of sight slowly from a round the corner, arms crossed and chin up*.Now put on the dress and spank your ass.
O-okay… y-yes master, as you wish…i kinda want to wait until monday to do anymore lewds cuz thats when im off workpunkPunk
My one weakness… heaven digits…punkPunk
Haha, i'm not ready. Gimme… 15 minutes. You're gonna make me strip tease or something, arent ya?punkPunk
That's okay. Take 30 if you absolutely need it. >You're gonna make me strip tease or something, arent ya?
I'm gonna make a dirty mess of this thread alright.
Ok now im ready. All ive gotta do now is put on the outfit and spank myself a bunch to get my butt all red, like you wantedpunkPunk
Can the modelling / tease come first? And 'climax' in a spanking (and perhaps you riding that inanimate dick under your bed?)
trips, outfit and thighs. This is perfect.>>18758
You're showing off the panties, I see. 666/10. as for the flag, don't mind it being there.ak-47AK-47
That phallic object which fits soo well in between those thighs of yours… Ride it. >>18758
Could be fun to troll some fash a bit more with it, now that you've got this dress and all. Do what makes you feel best.
What a bummer. At least got see you in a cute outfit once. You look beautifulak-47AK-47
Sorry about that lol. Wish i lived with people who didnt spend all their time hating minorities, like a boyfriendpunkPunk
I'll be your boyfriend and spend all my time hating minorities
>>18762>my family spooked me. I made it a quick undressing sesh and stuff, but didnt ride my dildo.
Aw fuck! I'm hard. But it's fine, understandable. >I've only managed to record for a minute or so, i spanked myself but the arm warmers kept me from really slapping myself.
Sounds adorable. Looking forward to it. Was really fun and you fit the part of our communal dungeon maid perfectly. Have a nice evening.
dude, i love venetian snares, they're breakcore right? I like the one music video where they picked up their cat and ran around the house with itpunkPunk
Yes they're breakcore, they're just a bit more IDM'ish than the average in the genre due to experimenting more with classical composition (which makes their tunes sound extra good). >I like the one music video where they picked up their cat and ran around the house with it
I actually don't know which one you're referring to, mind linking it?cockshottCockshott
I'll have to search for it, because a youtube search didn't pull it up. It's in my liked videos playlist from back when i had a phase where all i listened to was breakcore or shitcore or speedcore.
Anyway i chopped up the video. Sorry about the lighting, i really should've turned my lamp on or something.punkPunk
>That third clip
I want my left hand on your neck, my dick pounding your ass and my right hand slapping your gorgeous fucking ass-cheeks.
Fucking damn it.
Im gonna drink a beer, let me know if u need something, i might be able to do a lil more modelling today if i can find some alone timepunkPunk
What a cute cat! and kinky / topical twist at the end there, heh>>18772>i might be able to do a lil more modelling today if i can find some alone time
I think a clip of you dancing your hips / ass to a slow, dub-like rhythm would look great. Maybe you wouldn't need to worry about editing / angling out your face if you had a surgical mask on? Do you have one of those bulk disposable ones available?
I refuse to dance, i can't dance. I've never learned how to dance lolpunkPunk
Lol qt I didn't ask you to solo bachata for me
Just shake your ass/hips a little, I promise it will look fantastic.
Or otherwise maybe lie face-down with your ass arched high, but your arms stretched so you can grab your ankles and then shake your ass from thereFuck I still wanna play with your butthole really bad obviously
Do what you want
I want those thighs [spoiler]around my neck[/spoiler]ak-47AK-47
ehh. wtf is wrong with my spoilers?
[spoiler]spoiler[/spoiler] please workak-47AK-47
i do have a mask but it becomes pretty hard for me to breathe in it especially if im doing somehting like riding a dildo. however, i think i could wear it to shake my ass a little. also im a Little buzzed right nowpunkPunk
Here it's double *
Double = for red text
Double ~ for strike through
x2 __ for underline
x3 ' for bold
x2 ' for italics
also should i put my maid outfit back on or maybe just some socks and a shirt or maybe should i be nakedpunkPunk
>>18778>i do have a mask but it becomes pretty hard for me to breathe in it especially if im doing somehting like riding a dildo. however, i think i could wear it to shake my ass a little.
Oh, I see. Hmm… Maybe poke some small airholes in it? Since it's just for protecting your anonymity? It could probably work.
Half-naked/half-maid outfit? Cat ears are a must ;3
do i have to dance to music? i do have a speaker for itpunkPunk
Yes you have
to, that's an order, you little brat.
I'm no good at dancing. But i guess i could just shake my butt to something… off beat, of course.punkPunk
With each beat you move your hips
With each beat you come closer to your increasingly wanting prostate
with each track you progress deeper, and deeper…
Well i didit but i feel really self conscious abt my dancing lol. I was going to dance naked with just socks and a choker and cat ears but i thought maybe being clothed would be a better idea, which was incorrect i think. I kinda just jiggled my butt a bunch, then got down on the ground only to realize i dont have a big enough butt to twerk so i just showed my butt.punkPunk
This is what happens when you keep disobeying your superiors…
You need to learn and unfortunately I'm not there to reprimand you right now. You'd be in big trouble for this.
>I kinda just jiggled my butt a bunch, then got down on the ground […] to twerk
It still sounds cute.
You've never been reprimanded by a dom before, have you, Shay?
Its so bad. I'm embarrassed. And i just realized the lihgting sucks because i pointed the camera at the window which forced it to compensate by decreasing the brightness
Anyway i dunno if i really want to post this one, i guess i will but ill just try to forget it exists tbh>>18790
Honestly i'm surprised it hasn't happened a lot before, i'm such a retard lolpunkPunk
also im gonna take a break and play vidya for a bit because i cant really keep my eyes openpunkPunk
You've got no rythm, you've got no rhyme, but you can spit shine mine
Take this as a trial run.
Next time follow the advice I gave you. >Slower rhythms>Arch your back for when you shake your ass (you can even rest your arms on the bed, or ground while kneeling)>also im gonna take a break and play vidya for a bit because i cant really keep my eyes open
Understandable. Probably best to take it easy for the rest of the day considering your lingering adverse effects. Love ya Shay, these were some of your best ever: >>18757 >>18769
Sleep tight, I'm out ~
y'all are gay also invest in a lamp, get some lighting in that room
Like i said its because i pointed the camera at the window which made it overcompensate by darkening the vids and picturespunkPunk
I lol'd and I came.
Love you Shay <3
No dad, i'm not winning…punkPunk
are ya cumming son?
Yes you are Shay <3
What’s your ethnicity? You have some nice curls
Amerimutt, but to be more specific:>mostly norwegian>part irish>1/16th cherokee
I was actually born blonde but my hair turned brown over time. I might be able to change it to dirty blonde if i spent enough time in the sun. My eyes are greyish blue and i have freckles, but unfortunately i have to go outside for more. I want freckles on my face so badpunkPunk
How do you even know your ethnicity other than shilling for a DNA test?
Family told me, my mom got a testpunkPunk
You're literally my phenotype
Are you my evil trap twin?
I want to cum on your lips.. sorry for going full blown coomer in an imageboard. These places are degenerate.
Our family's ethnicity is completely fucked up, I have relatives who run the gamut between the darkest dark skin and the most white European looking phenotype with everything inbetween. I myself might be mistaken for either a light-skinned black person or a Southern European depending on where I am. We even have a few randomly occurring redheads in my family and I was told before that my great grandma was a redhead herself so I don't know if we have Irish genes too or what.
I'm an Arab btw
holy fuck this thread is so fucking cringe
Possibly. I could be a piece of your soul, stolen before you were born.Actually its a pretty common southern phenotype>>18810
I love the taste of cum, so…>>18812
Haha, dude, i love cringe. To be honest though, the cringiest part is that nobody is dumping porn of both men and women. It could use a little variety aside from my own asspunkPunk
Your skin looks great and your butt is 10/10. Would cum inside and cuddle all night.
Bless you pornanonpunkPunk
Shay why don't you join us over on the matrix server. Me and some others there would like you to join.
Woahh that last pic ohmagad
I love vintage gay stuff. Post more or a src plss
amazing dump. thank you
This set was so cute.
feminine penis of course. nice ass as well.ak-47AK-47
Strawman equivalence. The hair-growth of the right one is unkempt with bad lighting and the dude doesn't seem to work out.
his dick is bent too. feminine penis is still way better in any case
I like everything natural
Bent penises add sensory girth for the recipient partner while engaging in intercourse.
No such thing you bloke. stop trying to confuse the kidz.
Yeah there are. They're usually on the smaller side, grooming involving removing all pubic hair. That would be a feminine presentation of a penis.
if you're being fucked up the ass it doesn't matter. femboy cock is still better.
Why do you gays always do this? "you hate nazis? You must be a nazis!!" Stop trying to groom people into your degeneracy, go to 4chan where its appropriate to do shit like that.dprkDPRK
Is that actually him?>>18856>gays
>>18850>feminine is when hairless like a child.
I know this is the sanctioned pedo thread so I should not expect anything less but still, neck yourself.anarcha-feminismAnarcha-Feminism
Well anfem-flag, you blew me (the fuck out)
But you do agree that men are hairier than women generally? So would you agree on the "extra grooming" part?
Maybe but not to as much a point to imply heavy grooming… you probably just don't see hairy women, are you a burger?anarcha-feminismAnarcha-Feminism
>>18859>pedophilia is when no hair
i know this is leftypol so i should not expect anything less but still kill yourself
No, Euro. I know shaving is a byproduct of bourgeois sexual norms post the mainstreaming of porn (and I'm embarassed to have not thought of it) but men are
generally a tad bit hairier than women post-puberty (if you control for genetic similarity too) and so that's why I shifted to at least argue for more grooming for a feminine look, and less (but still some, savage) for masculine look. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puberty
has pics of old stock pictures from I think France where you can see that the French men are much bushier than the French women (and this was long before the obsession about short/no pubic hair in the west so probably no pubic grooming during this era, 1950s).
You: Fight Club is very much about homosexual subtext
Me, the big smart awoken man: Both protagonists have 3D sex with a woman. Checkmate, nerdzunga.
Does the narrator have a cuckold fetish? He repeatedly imagines being in the room next door when he's having thumping sex with someone.thinkThink
Anon you shouldn't be posting here unless you are 18 years or older.>>18859
Hewe's yuw (you)>>18868You shouldn't visit this place just because it's on the topbar.ak-47AK-47
>>18869>not using the overboard
These threads are visible to anyone who uses it.
Shay post ass ffs.
She seems to be going through some IRL stuff.
Okay well, you post ass then.
'No 'you'' post ass you horny fuck!
I thought /pol/yps would be into that shit.
Nice to see your body shape is coming along well.
10/10 would clapak-47AK-47
I look like you but fatter
Excuse me comrade, but these women have vaginas. The 5 year plan clearly indicates we need to post more video clips of women with penises.
Frankly i like those women so they should staypunkPunk
Finally someone gets it
Marx could not predict this.
Who's the girl in the third vid?
That'll never be me.punkPunk
That bottom deserves a medal. More impressive than anything I've seen in the Olympics
jesus, that thing looks like it would reach to his ribs. it's actually scary.punkPunk
:/ having a big dick must suck
>>18930>:/ having a big dick must suck
Unironically it gave me a whole complex about sex until at least my mid 20s.
Belly button tattoo lol
is it that big? I have friends with big dicks and it's a source of pride, but they do feel weird about it sometimes. the dick in the video is absolutely huge though. I've only ever seen a similarly sized dick, yet much smaller, once in my life.
Well when your first few sexual experiences result in not being able to fit and it hurting for you and your partner you can see how it would kind of leave you a little bit fucked up as it clashes with everything we are taught to believe about sex for one.
ahh that makes sense. sex education fucking sucks.
Her Youtube channel is pretty good honestly.posadasPosadas
Why were these deleted?
I fucked up and double posted my previous dump, but unspoilered.
Is this fake or camera angles or something? That dick looks at least a foot long, which should be like all time world record level right?
Honestly it looks real. I doubt porn companies would wanna edit that video because it wouldnt be super profitable (just assuming this because amateur gay porn seems like it would only be consumed by a small demographic)
Also the cream physics of that lube dont show any gaps that would appear as a result of wearing a strapon.punkPunk
The Sphere Hunter, used to go by Sue Lightning when she was still doing porn.posadasPosadas
oh ym god, why is that dick attached only to the left side of the crotch
wtf is this song lmao
i just want 2 girlfriends and a boyfriend and we all love each other and sleep in a big bed and I make everyone breakfast everyone morning after giving someone head and then I just read all day why can't i have this
thank you for reading my blogpost
Sounds like heaven honestly
I think you should take down the flag, but not because we tell you to. You should take it down because even though it has some meaning to you tied to rebellion and heritage, it is reasonably interpreted as a symbol of racism and hate to many. I doubt you want to make people visiting leftypol feel like you have racist animosity towards them, even accidentally. I also doubt that you want to make it awkward to invite people into your home, and I doubt that you want to instinctively feel hesitation to invite people into your home based on their racial/ethnic background due to this artifact on your wall. On some level I feel like it isn't really better or worse than an American flag, but I've also seen people get stuck in mental rumination loops about horrible racist shit just because we walked past a confederate flag, and I've never seen that in response to an American flag. Maybe it would be different if I lived in Vietnam, I don't know and I'm not flying an American flag anyhow, but in the specific context of my culture/locality I'm pretty much 100% sure that hanging a confederate flag on my wall would make it really awkward and hurtful to invite the black people I hang out with into my home. It would be awkward to invite a lot of white people over as well, but probably not as hurtful. Even if you, like, don't know any black people or whatever, having a confederate flag on your wall puts up this physical thing you have to consciously take down if you ever did meet a black person you wanted to invite over without reminding them of slavery every time they looked at your wall. I would recommend srsly considering taking this thing down and replacing it with something that has less obvious racial connotations, like a pirate flag.
Good points. I don't really invite people over though. I was thinking of replacing it with a new afrika flag.punkPunk
cock is a human right
get a new afrika flag and keep the confederate flag for maximum edge points
being a proper transwoman is not just taking pills
you also have to have retarded political opinions sorry but these are the rules
Faggots, this is your mindset.kampucheaKampuchea
can i become more fag than i am?
cute and that's more than just a booty lol
Thought you did a face reveal for a sec and dyed your hair, but it turns out through reverse image search it's from someone named "rocky" on Twitter lol.
I prefer this one, has more dick and the lighting is better
is it gay to jerk off to you I forgot to ask first
>tuçs thread is about to rach its 500 limitaccelerationAcceleration
I want the himbo test
lmfao the answers are killling me>do they know who you're sleeping with
I don't think there's a "himbofication" fetish yet.
I got The Pet
also the comments lol>Please don't use the phrase Spirit Animal. It has actual religious significance to Native Americans.>Just say fursona/favourite animal. We know that's what you mean>>18979
well i found this himbo related quizhttps://uquiz.com/quiz/qSvHwz/which-himbo-are-you
i'm a thor
So with ultimatepower of bimbo and himbo
I would be Beta Ray Bill
killing you would be a waste of that beautiful mind
have you memorized all of the kamasutra with that big beautiful brain of yours, babe?
>>18975>If you tried to resist a brain drain beam, which skill would you most want to save?
you really can't cheat the quiz
Well, the also of himbos isn't as blatantly sexual as that is bimbos, it's something more "pure". Himbos are based btw.>>18983
Why the FUCK are they wearing glasses? fffffffuuuck!
I need to sleep
It's always been my fetish. I especially like guys with glasses and dark hair.
based (t.guy with glasses and black hair)
For some reason they're very rare where I live.
Is 500 really the bump limit? I thought it was 750. Testing…punkPunk
Honestly not as bad as I was expecting. I think I'd have a lot of maybes too. Don't knock it till you try it right
Shit you might be pregnant
Make dairy products out of your milk and fund yourself with it.
thats gross please never share something like this again
How can i be a whore if im a virginpunkPunk
You will never be a man again.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
And that's OK
you better capitalize on that virginity if you know whats good for you
youre an extra exclusive special at this point
i will in a few days. Im gonna see if i can lactate more if i keep squeezing them daily>>19016
I feel more like a know-it-all than a librarian. Everybody thinks i say super dumb shit all the timepunkPunk
Haha. Maybe all leftist bimbos are librarians.
Congrats on achieving gender euphoria you autogynephile. I hope no child ever gets the chance to drink whatever chemical drug hormone laden ‘milk’ from your moobs for its own safety.
Thank you lol. But i get off to male attention, because i have major daddy issues, so im hsts according to blanchard.
Not that the dichotomy really matters to me because im bisexualpunkPunk
Both are vomit inducing lmfao kys
I could share more but i dont really wanna look at porn like that too much. Especially considering like the sissy hypno bnwo crowd is just pretty horriblepunkPunk
>in reality a transhumanist thread
Best of both worlds my friend (only if they're hot and pass though)
I do not understand how you can think penis is the most attractive thing about a man but you do you.
Yeah I know it's weird. I simply like both feminity and dick. >>19036
What did I say?
troons be seething
Does anyone know the name of that femboy nazbol who's in a pic with the North Korean flag behind them?
Do they have a Twitter as well?
I think you mean b00t. She's ML, but i think she purged her social media for the most part.punkPunk
stop watching porn
in the porn thread?
>>19040>she purged her social media for the most part
:(>>19041>stop watching porn
I will when I get a gf/bf
You're right, I should've said "stop being a Nazbol"
>>19044>there is no negotiating this
Exactly the dynamic I'm looking for
Straight up top. Although picturing penny topping me is a bit disturbing.
I'm impressed that your parents managed to raise not one, but two utterly messed up and autistic children. Like seriously, where did it all go so wrong?
And who is the black sheep of the family, you or him?
You'll have to put up with his retardation until you move out or he becomes a mass shooter, in which case you'll have to kill him
>>19055>whereas they just think im pouty and whiny
tbf they could think a lot worse.
Are all families in the american south so retarded and dysfunctional, or is the shaytan household especially bad?
Well my stepdad molested his two daughters, and ive met a lot of women who got molested as children, so that seems systemic.
Alcoholism and drug addiction is a given too, so imagine shitty dads everywherepunkPunk
Systematic incest/molestation and alcoholism is about what I expected.
You really should get out of there Shay, literally anywhere else in the developed world would be an improvement.
Stomach tattoos on guys are so fucking ugly>>19061
Best is A.>brunette>long legs>glasses
Although she is unattractively skinny.
Where would we put the transhumanist porn?
tl;dr little to no gay men watch trans women porn and there are statistics to back it up.
Same with trans men but the other way.
Which is why need a bi porn thread. For people who are attracted to both feminity and masculinity.
Mfw when I will never be a brown dude witb a femboy harem.
God I wish that were me
W-why do you want to kill all this good stuff?
I just checked and this thread is 6 months old. A lot of good porn is going to be lost :'(
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