Okay so literally i'm creating a new bi porn thread because i realized that some people are staying on bunkerchan just because my nudes are there so i'm gonna make it easier for them to come here by reposting thempunkPunk
>>18480-.- i really do need to take more lewds cuz i don't have that much now that i look at my folder
And the webms wont upload cuz of invalid webm uploaded.error 2
punkPunk >>18490Didn't you used to be a fascist? Surely you would know more about the fine points of homofascist porn than we do.
Put on a fancy hat, a siege mask, get an abomination of a gay nazi flag and go to town on your ass with a big black dildo.
>>18495Eh, I'd prefer something more like
>>18494 where it actually trolls fascists instead of run-of-the-mill edgy nazi meme.
>>18496Okay.
>shopping list:1 dildo (black)
2 fascist books (by evola)
1 fine art painting by evola
1 sharpie for fake tattoos and to shove in pooper
1 siege mask
1 right-wing hat
punkPunk >>18481You're got a big dick for someone so petite, haven't you? Normally I think of myself as straight, but your pics make me confused. Spoilering perverted text.
True confession. I'd love to suck it. >>18478This one wants me to fuck you in your arse cowgirl. Or cowboy, I suppose it would be. I've only got 5 inches! And I'd be very gentle with you. I suppose it's never going to happen either (I'm on a different continent), but it's nice to think about.
Thank you for posting. Moar please!
freudFreud >>18511This happened to us again just now, but we have hourly backups now so we only lost 16minutes.
The problem is the spammer has many IP's and we (the lainchan code) only rate-limit thread creation per IP. We're going to need to hack together a global thread creation limit. But whatever, we have excellent backups now.
>>18500Just want to say 5 inches is totally fine, my dildo is literally 5 inches haha
>>18523Go on…
>>18524N-no way that's too slutty!
punkPunk >>18543>Not having a door with a lock when living with a bunch of peopleThat's gotta be hard/annoying
Another option could be to do it in the bathroom and potentially using the "I'm shitting" excuse. Knocks / a line would be less likely the less people are in the residence at a given time (this is assuming the residence only has one toilet (no you don't have to confirm/deny this / continue to dox yourself, I'm just relaying some ideas as I've been in similar situations)).
>>18544Is making an opsec pamphlet for confederate camwhore femboys praxis?
I.. I think it is.
thinkThink >>18555I've done it before in my last few vids but i was thinking of fucking the dildo while its attached to the wall or just laying there fucking myself cuz covid turned my lungs into ground beef lmao
Riding is labor intensive
punkPunk >>18564Very cute and hot :3
hope you can get some real dick soon~
>>18570Try again, maybe someone fixed something.
t. not a mod
>>18581girlpenis: erect
enjoyment: hell yeah
friendship: strengthened
social credit points: negative
>>18583I was born here. I've never even been to the north.
As for the glasses,
Oh noooo im not a filthy urbanite who needs to get bullied and possibly slapped uwu please dont hurt me because i am a glasses wearer it would ruin me
punkPunk >>18593it's on it's way Shay.
priority was given due to your noodles.
>>18589NOOOOOOOO WTF
pls get better
>>18474Che was homophobic
It’s absolutely true that Fidel Castro and Che weren’t friends to the gay community, but it’s disingenuous to push this issue to the forefront of their politics. Treating homosexuality as a mental disease at best and a crime at worst was the norm in even more progressive countries at the time. When the armed struggle against the regime of Fulgencio Batista finally triumphed in 1959, Cuba was already a heavily homophobic country burgeoning with Catholics and rife with machismo — much like the rest of the world.
Still, that doesn’t excuse what Castro did to the LGBT community in Cuba, and that’s by his own admission. In 2010, he told Mexican newspaper La Jornada that “if someone is responsible, it’s me [for the persecution of gay Cubans],” reported BBC News. As far the camps where the worst abuses were suffered by the LGBT community, Che can’t take much blame. By the time that the Military Units to Aid Production were set up in 1965, Guevara was no longer in Cuba. What his level of involvement would have been in the subsequent persecution remains a mystery.
Of course, it’s understandable why some people might be irked by images of Fidel or Che at a gay pride parade. There was nothing progressive or forward-thinking about the attitudes toward gay people in 1960s revolutionary Cuba. But, then again, there wasn’t anywhere else either. Sodomy was still a crime in many states in the U.S. until 2003, when Lawrence V. Texas ruled against such laws across the nation. During the time Che was alive, LGBT people in the U.S. were also routinely fired from government positions and gay establishments frequently raided, also resulting in incarcerations.
Only based thing that a commie leftie has done.
>>18608Yes. We hoard all pussies and cocks for ourselves. I'm not sorry about it, maybe you should join the upper class.
>>18607>Only based thing that a commie leftie has done.what? Rest of your post doesn't lead to this meaning anything. Unless you're saying that being homophobic is based, but that wouldn't make sense. You already pointed out that Fidel took responsibility of the persecution of the LGBT in revolutionary Cuba.
ak-47AK-47 >>18607>commie leftie Hi Reddit, those are babby's first anti-commie insults and also synonyms lmao
>>18608Gays and straights are the ones who refuse to cooperate and share with all others. I'd say they're the ones hoarding men and women for themselves. We bisexuals are only taking what should belong to all.
>>18613Omg tysm
I'll post more i promise!!!
punkPunk >>18612It seems that two guys, one of which is holding the camera, are having a night out with a couple of girls with feminine dicks.
>>18613Same. I want to know what he would do with a girl.
>>18613>Shaytan so hot (im gril btw)Wait can you do the secret handshake?
Also yeah shay is 2cute
>>18618>peggedNice
>missing, cuddlingFuck yeah
>massagingNever had a massage before, but sure, I've also given massages to people but I'm not an expert
>>18619>>18621>>18623>>18624I love you all <3
>>18625Honestly, i secretly started microdosing testosterone blockers two months ago, i've been a lot less horny and a lot more romantic recently, so when i was thinking about what i would do i barely even thought of PIV and all i could think about was sensual cuddles because i just crave affection
punkPunk >>18633You don't need to sell children to cuddle with me
All you gotta do is live in the american south and be willing to show any attention to me whatsoevr
BECAUSE NOBODY LIVES HERE AND IM SO ALONE
punkPunk >>18651>>18650I only bought it so i could take pics with it. It's uncomfortable to wear, so i really only wear it for pics.
It looks cute right?
punkPunk >>18667Hello Shay, it is I, Jean-Luc Picard.
I have come to play with your feet and smoke marijuana, and I am all out of marijuana
>>18679For now its just a little fat behind my nipples but its undoubtedly something. They're smol little boobs, they jiggled when i bounced up and down and i literally felt high
I will be taking pictures on the 10th of next month for my one month estrogen anniversary
I smiled like a lunatic when i noticed them
punkPunk >>18680>smol little boobs>I will be taking pictures on the 10th of next month for my one month estrogen anniversaryThis imageboard's like a one stop shop; It's got everything.
Good luck in your adventure.
>>18687It feels great. I feel so much happier, i feel better about my appearance, i feel better that im not becoming more masculine and i wont hit "gay death" at 25, i even feel better about my masc features honestly.
I have also grown a maternal instinct. I get really excited seeing cute things, ive been saving cats and twinks and fluffy animals and other stuff, i just wamna hug things and make them feel happy
punkPunk >>18688now that you take e
you have to be our collective wife
you done fucked up
>>18693where's video2? where is the
feminine cock I was promised???
>>18696D-did they fix the video file uploading thing finally?
I guess i'll upload it in a bit then.
punkPunk >>18698IT WORKED
Anyway sorry about the short hair. I know it looks ugly.
punkPunk >>18699I know some people lose the ability to jizz after hrt.
what I'm trying to say is: I'm going to miss your jizz, shay
Bros im glad you like my stuff still. Ive been feeling pretty negative so its a emotional boost to see people cooming
>>18700Im doing an update pic tomorrow but i might do a lewd vid. I kinda wanna do a closeup with my dildo
>>18702I think i sound like a teen boy so i'd probably sound like that
>>18703I can still orgasm easily but not without rubbing my nipples a little. Theyre so sensitive and it feels like scratching an itch honestly
punkPunk>>18702similar to a 16 year old boy casually explaining the basic reasons why socialism benefits even those who are currently financially secure
imagine a door-to-door missionary but instead of missionaries and their bibles giving you a lecture, it's Shay and their anus giving you a dopamine rush.
read_a_fucking_bookRead a Fucking Book >>18714I wonder if ur hot :o
>>18715Thank you lol i just wish it was bouncing on a guys lap
punkPunk >>18716not the other guy. I'm somewhat hot. Gained a lot of weight during the pandemic.
I'd have cuddles
and more with you :)
Talk about occultist stuff. Maybe do some kinky rituals. No blood stuff though, kinda dangerous cause of HIV and shit. Unless we were bfs and we trusted each other.
>>18717Ill be honest, ive kinda lost interest in occult stuff, i need to get back into it but its hard to get back into stuff i enjoy when im so focused on other things
Anyway you seem really nice :p
punkPunk >>18733Silly boy, if you're channeling energy it's not telekinesis, and you need my sigil for that ;)
Pic related is what happens to magick novices who fail concepts class…
punkPunk >>18734Hah, you're smarter than I thought… Indeed, the satanic shtick was just that, a ruse of mine to attempt to procure services from you… But what you didn't expect was for the other part to be as legitimate as my imposing presence. I am telekinetic and what you have on your lap is just a temporary doppelgänger, an old trick I learned from the leftypol school of ninjutsu.
*doppelgänger poofs into air*
*A shadowy figure enters your line of sight slowly from a round the corner, arms crossed and chin up*.
Now put on the dress and spank your ass. >>18748>15 minutes.That's okay. Take 30 if you absolutely need it.
>You're gonna make me strip tease or something, arent ya?I'm gonna make a dirty mess of this thread alright.
>>18757trips, outfit and thighs. This is perfect.
>>18758You're showing off the panties, I see. 666/10. as for the flag, don't mind it being there.
ak-47AK-47 >>18757That phallic object which fits soo well in between those thighs of yours… Ride it.
>>18758Could be fun to troll some fash a bit more with it, now that you've got this dress and all. Do what makes you feel best.
>>18762>my family spooked me. I made it a quick undressing sesh and stuff, but didnt ride my dildo.Aw fuck! I'm hard. But it's fine, understandable.
>I've only managed to record for a minute or so, i spanked myself but the arm warmers kept me from really slapping myself.Sounds adorable. Looking forward to it. Was really fun and you fit the part of our communal dungeon maid perfectly. Have a nice evening.
/Oldfag Anon.
>>18767Yes they're breakcore, they're just a bit more IDM'ish than the average in the genre due to experimenting more with classical composition (which makes their tunes sound extra good).
>I like the one music video where they picked up their cat and ran around the house with itI actually don't know which one you're referring to, mind linking it?
cockshottCockshott >>18768I'll have to search for it, because a youtube search didn't pull it up. It's in my liked videos playlist from back when i had a phase where all i listened to was breakcore or shitcore or speedcore.
Anyway i chopped up the video. Sorry about the lighting, i really should've turned my lamp on or something.
punkPunk >>18770What a cute cat!
and kinky / topical twist at the end there, heh>>18772>i might be able to do a lil more modelling today if i can find some alone timeI think a clip of you dancing your hips / ass to a slow, dub-like rhythm would look great. Maybe you wouldn't need to worry about editing / angling out your face if you had a surgical mask on? Do you have one of those bulk disposable ones available?
>>18774Lol qt I didn't ask you to solo bachata for me
Just shake your ass/hips a little, I promise it will look fantastic.
Or otherwise maybe lie face-down with your ass arched high, but your arms stretched so you can grab your ankles and then shake your ass from there
Fuck I still wanna play with your butthole really bad obviouslyDo what you want
>>18776ehh. wtf is wrong with my spoilers?
[spoiler]spoiler[/spoiler]
please workak-47AK-47 >>18776Here it's double *
Double = for red text
Double ~ for strike through
x2 __ for underline
x3 ' for bold
x2 ' for italics
>>18784Yes you
have to, that's an order, you little brat.
>>18786With each beat you move your hips
With each beat you come closer to your increasingly wanting prostate
with each track you progress deeper, and deeper…
>>18788This is what happens when you keep disobeying your superiors…
You need to learn and unfortunately I'm not there to reprimand you right now. You'd be in big trouble for this.
>I kinda just jiggled my butt a bunch, then got down on the ground […] to twerkIt still sounds cute.
>>18789Its so bad. I'm embarrassed. And i just realized the lihgting sucks because i pointed the camera at the window which forced it to compensate by decreasing the brightness
Anyway i dunno if i really want to post this one, i guess i will but ill just try to forget it exists tbh
>>18790Honestly i'm surprised it hasn't happened a lot before, i'm such a retard lol
punkPunk >>18791>ClipTake this as a trial run.
Next time follow the advice I gave you.
>Slower rhythms>Arch your back for when you shake your ass (you can even rest your arms on the bed, or ground while kneeling)>also im gonna take a break and play vidya for a bit because i cant really keep my eyes openUnderstandable. Probably best to take it easy for the rest of the day considering your lingering adverse effects. Love ya Shay, these were some of your best ever:
>>18757 >>18769Sleep tight, I'm out ~
>>18791I lol'd and I came.
Love you Shay <3
>>18805Amerimutt, but to be more specific:
>mostly norwegian>part irish>1/16th cherokeeI was actually born blonde but my hair turned brown over time. I might be able to change it to dirty blonde if i spent enough time in the sun. My eyes are greyish blue and i have freckles, but unfortunately i have to go outside for more. I want freckles on my face so bad
punkPunk >>18806You're literally my phenotype
Are you my evil trap twin?
>>18808Our family's ethnicity is completely fucked up, I have relatives who run the gamut between the darkest dark skin and the most white European looking phenotype with everything inbetween. I myself might be mistaken for either a light-skinned black person or a Southern European depending on where I am. We even have a few randomly occurring redheads in my family and I was told before that my great grandma was a redhead herself so I don't know if we have Irish genes too or what.
I'm an Arab btw
>>18809Possibly. I could be a piece of your soul, stolen before you were born.
Actually its a pretty common southern phenotype>>18810I love the taste of cum, so…
>>18812Haha, dude, i love cringe. To be honest though, the cringiest part is that nobody is dumping porn of both men and women. It could use a little variety aside from my own ass
punkPunk >>18817Woahh that last pic ohmagad
I love vintage gay stuff. Post more or a src plss
>>18843Masculine penis
I like everything natural
>>18854Is that actually him?
>>18856>gayslol
>>18859Well anfem-flag, you blew me
(the fuck out)But you do agree that men are hairier than women generally? So would you agree on the "extra grooming" part?
>>18861No, Euro. I know shaving is a byproduct of bourgeois sexual norms post the mainstreaming of porn (and I'm embarassed to have not thought of it) but men
are generally a tad bit hairier than women post-puberty (if you control for genetic similarity too) and so that's why I shifted to at least argue for more grooming for a feminine look, and less (but still some, savage) for masculine look.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubertyhas pics of old stock pictures from I think France where you can see that the French men are much bushier than the French women (and this was long before the obsession about short/no pubic hair in the west so probably no pubic grooming during this era, 1950s).
>>18849Anon you shouldn't be posting here unless you are 18 years or older.
>>18859Hewe's yuw (you)
>>18868You shouldn't visit this place just because it's on the topbar.ak-47AK-47 >>18940Honestly it looks real. I doubt porn companies would wanna edit that video because it wouldnt be super profitable (just assuming this because amateur gay porn seems like it would only be consumed by a small demographic)
Also the cream physics of that lube dont show any gaps that would appear as a result of wearing a strapon.
punkPunk >>18943oh ym god, why is that dick attached only to the left side of the crotch
?
>>18758I think you should take down the flag, but not because we tell you to. You should take it down because even though it has some meaning to you tied to rebellion and heritage, it is reasonably interpreted as a symbol of racism and hate to many. I doubt you want to make people visiting leftypol feel like you have racist animosity towards them, even accidentally. I also doubt that you want to make it awkward to invite people into your home, and I doubt that you want to instinctively feel hesitation to invite people into your home based on their racial/ethnic background due to this artifact on your wall. On some level I feel like it isn't really better or worse than an American flag, but I've also seen people get stuck in mental rumination loops about horrible racist shit just because we walked past a confederate flag, and I've never seen that in response to an American flag. Maybe it would be different if I lived in Vietnam, I don't know and I'm not flying an American flag anyhow, but in the specific context of my culture/locality I'm pretty much 100% sure that hanging a confederate flag on my wall would make it really awkward and hurtful to invite the black people I hang out with into my home. It would be awkward to invite a lot of white people over as well, but probably not as hurtful. Even if you, like, don't know any black people or whatever, having a confederate flag on your wall puts up this physical thing you have to consciously take down if you ever did meet a black person you wanted to invite over without reminding them of slavery every time they looked at your wall. I would recommend srsly considering taking this thing down and replacing it with something that has less obvious racial connotations, like a pirate flag.
>>18954get a new afrika flag and keep the confederate flag for maximum edge points
being a proper transwoman is not just taking pills
you also have to have retarded political opinions sorry but these are the rules
>>18975I got The Pet
also the comments lol
>Please don't use the phrase Spirit Animal. It has actual religious significance to Native Americans.>Just say fursona/favourite animal. We know that's what you mean>>18979huh
well i found this himbo related quiz
https://uquiz.com/quiz/qSvHwz/which-himbo-are-youi'm a thor
So with ultimatepower of bimbo and himbo
I would be Beta Ray Bill
>>18981killing you would be a waste of that beautiful mind
tell me
have you memorized all of the kamasutra with that big beautiful brain of yours, babe?
>>18975>If you tried to resist a brain drain beam, which skill would you most want to save?kek
you really can't cheat the quiz
>>18980Well, the also of himbos isn't as blatantly sexual as that is bimbos, it's something more "pure". Himbos are based btw.
>>18983Why the FUCK are they wearing glasses? fffffffuuuck!
>>18986>the also*the appeal
I need to sleep
>>18999You will never be a man again.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
And that's OK
>>19012you better capitalize on that virginity if you know whats good for you
youre an extra exclusive special at this point
>>19010i will in a few days. Im gonna see if i can lactate more if i keep squeezing them daily
>>19016I feel more like a know-it-all than a librarian. Everybody thinks i say super dumb shit all the time
punkPunk >>19019Thank you lol. But i get off to male attention, because i have major daddy issues, so im hsts according to blanchard.
Not that the dichotomy really matters to me because im bisexual
punkPunk >>19035Yeah I know it's weird. I simply like both feminity and dick.
>>19036What did I say?
>>19040>she purged her social media for the most part:(
>>19041>stop watching pornI will when I get a gf/bf
>>19051I'm impressed that your parents managed to raise not one, but two utterly messed up and autistic children. Like seriously, where did it all go so wrong?
And who is the black sheep of the family, you or him?
>>19055>whereas they just think im pouty and whinytbf they could think a lot worse.
Are all families in the american south so retarded and dysfunctional, or is the shaytan household especially bad?
>>19056Well my stepdad molested his two daughters, and ive met a lot of women who got molested as children, so that seems systemic.
Alcoholism and drug addiction is a given too, so imagine shitty dads everywhere
punkPunk >>19057Systematic incest/molestation and alcoholism is about what I expected.
You really should get out of there Shay, literally anywhere else in the developed world would be an improvement.
>>19060>pic 4Stomach tattoos on guys are so fucking ugly
>>19061Best is A.
>brunette>long legs>glassesAlthough she is unattractively skinny.
>>19064tl;dr little to no gay men watch trans women porn and there are statistics to back it up.
Same with trans men but the other way.
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