>>11593I wrote a sea shanty about a miserable office job years ago:i'm the anon who keeps contributing lyrics from ancient text filesOFFICE SHANTY
lay your lazy eyes upon the window in the monitor
don't you let them wander yonder, pay your labor mind
lay your lazy eyes upon the window in the monitor
get a gaze, a glimpse, you wimps, don't let yer eyes go limp
lay your lazy eyes upon the window in the monitor
it pays to pay attention, maybe pension and a raise
lay your lazy eyes upon the window in the monitor
You lazy pawns were dazed and yawnin', now you're all behind.
It's awful in this office and I wish that I was washed away
pay me to be lazy with me lads along the ocean bay
It's awful in this office and I wish that I were in the woods
hauling logs and hunting hogs and foraging all sorts of goods
It's awful in this office and I wish that I were born again
back before we scraped the skies and gentrified the continets
set your brain upon the task was asked of you by managers
manage all your tasks and act just as you were designed
set your brain upon the task was asked of you by managers
make the marks on calendar and do what you're assigned
set your brain upon the task was asked of you by managers
strain to do what's asked of you and bask in all your pain
set your brain upon the task was asked of you by managers
chain yourself up to some desk and deign to feign you're sane
It's awful in this office and I wish that I was washed away
pay me to be lazy with me lads along the ocean bay
It's awful in this office and I wish that I were in the woods
hauling logs and hunting hogs and foraging all sorts of goods
It's awful in this office and I wish that I were born again
back before we scraped the skies and gentrified the continets
lay your lazy eyes upon the window in the monitor
please don't let them peer at peers, distractions all declined
lay your lazy eyes upon the window in the monitor
focus on the hocus-pocus, focus on the grind
lay your lazy eyes upon the window in the monitor
get vexed with the complexities in hopes that they unwind
lay your lazy eyes upon the window in the monitor
act upon the time you've got, let methods be refined
It's awful in this office and I wish that I was washed away
pay me to be lazy with me lads along the ocean bay
It's awful in this office and I wish that I were in the woods
hauling logs and hunting hogs and foraging all sorts of goods
It's awful in this office and I wish that I were born again
back before we scraped the skies and gentrified the continets
set your brain upon the task was asked of you by managers
hustle, bustle, struggle 'til your muscles have declined
set your brain upon the task was asked of you by managers
man, you're aging every day, so manage your decay
set your brain upon the task was asked of you by managers
shape your plans and scan your papers, make sure they're all signed
set your brain upon the task was asked of you by managers
scrape yourself up off the floor, get up off your behind