I'm thinking "Kapital Punishment" or "Comrade (Anon)"
the gay community
>>13293 (me)
Scratch that. Satanic Mills.
ugotfw
>>13296You'd be hard pressed to find an ice axe for sale in mexico. How the fuck did this even get to mexico city lmao
Ziad Jarrah Studied Mathematics
Glowing Queers in the MENA region
Surplus Value
Full Communism 2050
communism in twenty years
chinlet Ass Muncher and the Cockmonglers
>>13291All incredibly lame names. Check this out:
>Alienated>Selfish Wagies>Commodity Fetish>Class Traitors>Blackmail for My Dipshit Boss (BFMDB) >Decapitalos! Muerte muerte muerte a todos los ricos
>The vietcong tunnels
>The killing of a billionare
>Slaughterhouse for Bezos
>Primitive Tools
>Bludgeoning Leon Trotsky
>Gogoplata on Musk! Death by Asphyxia!
Reserve Army of Labour
The lumpenproles
the proletariat
>>13354Already exists unfortunately
>>13350>Slaughterhouse for BezosI like this one. Though it's too edgy for a punk band. It would make a great brutal death band.
>>13349>>13350these make for decent song names, idk about band names tho
>>13357yeah for sure
>Dead Generations
Could also work as an album title.
>The Tradition of Dead Generations
A HUGE MASS OF FLESH AND FAT
(Marx in letter to Engels, about Bakunin)
>>13351>Reserve Army of LabourPretty good, albeit a bit artsy. Sounds like a post-punk/noise rock band.
>The lumpenproles>>13352>the lumpenprolesMeh, doesn't sound quite nice.
>>13354>the proletariatBoo, boring. Are you naming a band or a political pamphlet?
The Left Can't Name a Punk Band.
>>13359How about The Weight of Dead Generations? It sounds edgier, it might even work for death metal or deathcore.
>>13361>The Left Can't Name a Punk Band.You are right, these are way too short. Maybe "The Sun Which Never Sets Over the Empire of Modern Passivity"? Or even "The Cheap Prices of Commodities are the Heavy Artillery that Batters Down All Chinese Walls"? pseudo-justification for a counterfeit life
>>13361>The Left Can't Name a Punk Band.Yeah why can't the anti-capitalist left come up with highly marketable band names
Marketable Band Name
>>13362The name is too long perhaps good for a song title or album
the commodities
>>13363so you can only have dogshit uninspired names or "highly-marketable" and equally uninspired names?
>anti-capitalist leftlib
>>13376>so you can only have dogshit uninspired names or "highly-marketable" and equally uninspired names?sorry, i forgot to put "/sarcasm" afterward
>>13363>Yeah why can't the anti-capitalist left come up with highly marketable band namesSee, that's your problem. You're as fun as an old lady. Dadaists knew how to have fun at least, and here you are, inventing the most boomer-sounding names possible because your creativity and imagination are complete garbage.
<"If I can't dance, I don't want to be a part of your revolution," – Emma Golddigger or something. >>13378>>13376again see
>>13377obviously i prefer the creative names over the boring boomer ones. you're two are so quick to dunk on me that you miss the ironic subtext. maybe it wasn't funny enough to be obviously a joke but why the fuck would i prefer the highly marketable boomer band names for a COMMUNIST PUNK band, and if i did why would i ask on LEFTYPOL?
>>13382I understand that you were snarking at my "The Left Can't Name a Punk Band" remark. But that remark was also a joke so I didn't understand the point you were making.
>>13393i was adding to your joke
Kaczynski and Posadas
>>13378>"If I can't dance, I don't want to be a part of your revolution,"That's not a name thing but the kinda thing you put into lyrics and Wingnut Dishwashers Union already did that.
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