What should I name my communist punk band?

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What should I name my communist punk band? Anonymous 04-10-24 08:02:31 No.13291

I'm thinking "Kapital Punishment" or "Comrade (Anon)"

Anonymous 04-10-24 08:54:55 No.13293

the gay community

Anonymous 04-10-24 08:57:03 No.13294

>>13293 (me)
Scratch that. Satanic Mills.

Anonymous 04-10-24 09:00:58 No.13295

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The Dead Romanovs

Anonymous 04-10-24 09:02:28 No.13296

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Mexican Ice Axe

Anonymous 04-10-24 09:03:27 No.13297

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Jewish nigger

Anonymous 04-10-24 09:05:24 No.13298

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Von Westphalen

Anonymous 04-10-24 09:14:36 No.13299

ugotfw

Anonymous 04-10-24 09:42:27 No.13300

>>13296
You'd be hard pressed to find an ice axe for sale in mexico. How the fuck did this even get to mexico city lmao

Anonymous 04-10-24 10:00:35 No.13301

Ziad Jarrah Studied Mathematics

Anonymous 04-10-24 23:08:55 No.13306

>>13298
>>13295
>>13294
>>13293
favorites so far

Anonymous 06-10-24 00:36:32 No.13309

Glowing Queers in the MENA region

Anonymous 06-10-24 16:27:43 No.13314

Surplus Value

Anonymous 11-10-24 18:09:20 No.13341

Full Communism 2050

Anonymous 12-10-24 12:13:24 No.13343

communism in twenty years

Anonymous 12-10-24 12:48:16 No.13344

chinlet Ass Muncher and the Cockmonglers

Anonymous 13-10-24 17:24:37 No.13349

>>13291
All incredibly lame names. Check this out:
>Alienated
>Selfish Wagies
>Commodity Fetish
>Class Traitors
>Blackmail for My Dipshit Boss (BFMDB)

Anonymous 13-10-24 18:53:42 No.13350

>Decapitalos! Muerte muerte muerte a todos los ricos
>The vietcong tunnels
>The killing of a billionare
>Slaughterhouse for Bezos
>Primitive Tools
>Bludgeoning Leon Trotsky
>Gogoplata on Musk! Death by Asphyxia!

Anonymous 13-10-24 19:03:14 No.13351

Reserve Army of Labour

Anonymous 13-10-24 20:38:12 No.13352

The lumpenproles

Anonymous 13-10-24 23:59:17 No.13353

>>13298
kek

Anonymous 14-10-24 00:02:59 No.13354

the proletariat

Anonymous 14-10-24 05:37:46 No.13356

>>13354
Already exists unfortunately

Glownonymous 14-10-24 05:51:10 No.13357

>>13350
>Slaughterhouse for Bezos
I like this one. Though it's too edgy for a punk band. It would make a great brutal death band.

Anonymous 14-10-24 06:56:53 No.13358

>>13349
>>13350
these make for decent song names, idk about band names tho
>>13357
yeah for sure

Anonymous 14-10-24 07:03:03 No.13359

>Dead Generations
Could also work as an album title.
>The Tradition of Dead Generations

Anonymous 14-10-24 07:12:51 No.13360

A HUGE MASS OF FLESH AND FAT
(Marx in letter to Engels, about Bakunin)

Glownonymous 14-10-24 18:37:27 No.13361

>>13351
>Reserve Army of Labour
Pretty good, albeit a bit artsy. Sounds like a post-punk/noise rock band.
>The lumpenproles
>>13352
>the lumpenproles
Meh, doesn't sound quite nice.
>>13354
>the proletariat
Boo, boring. Are you naming a band or a political pamphlet?

The Left Can't Name a Punk Band.

Anonymous 14-10-24 18:54:49 No.13362

>>13359
How about The Weight of Dead Generations? It sounds edgier, it might even work for death metal or deathcore.

>>13361
>The Left Can't Name a Punk Band.
You are right, these are way too short. Maybe "The Sun Which Never Sets Over the Empire of Modern Passivity"? Or even "The Cheap Prices of Commodities are the Heavy Artillery that Batters Down All Chinese Walls"? pseudo-justification for a counterfeit life

Anonymous 15-10-24 00:47:21 No.13363

>>13361
>The Left Can't Name a Punk Band.
Yeah why can't the anti-capitalist left come up with highly marketable band names

Anonymous 15-10-24 06:05:00 No.13364

Marketable Band Name

Anonymous 16-10-24 04:16:30 No.13371

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How about folk punk artist/band names?

Anonymous 16-10-24 04:28:54 No.13372

>>13362
The name is too long perhaps good for a song title or album

Anonymous 16-10-24 04:29:34 No.13373

the commodities

Glownonymous 16-10-24 05:11:19 No.13376

>>13363
so you can only have dogshit uninspired names or "highly-marketable" and equally uninspired names?

>anti-capitalist left
lib

Anonymous 16-10-24 05:13:23 No.13377

>>13376
>so you can only have dogshit uninspired names or "highly-marketable" and equally uninspired names?
sorry, i forgot to put "/sarcasm" afterward

Glownonymous 16-10-24 08:52:40 No.13378

>>13363
>Yeah why can't the anti-capitalist left come up with highly marketable band names
See, that's your problem. You're as fun as an old lady. Dadaists knew how to have fun at least, and here you are, inventing the most boomer-sounding names possible because your creativity and imagination are complete garbage.

<"If I can't dance, I don't want to be a part of your revolution," – Emma Golddigger or something.

Anonymous 16-10-24 21:36:49 No.13382

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>>13378
>>13376
again see >>13377
obviously i prefer the creative names over the boring boomer ones. you're two are so quick to dunk on me that you miss the ironic subtext. maybe it wasn't funny enough to be obviously a joke but why the fuck would i prefer the highly marketable boomer band names for a COMMUNIST PUNK band, and if i did why would i ask on LEFTYPOL?

Anonymous 16-10-24 21:37:27 No.13383

>>13382
*you two

Glownonymous 17-10-24 19:20:41 No.13393

>>13382
I understand that you were snarking at my "The Left Can't Name a Punk Band" remark. But that remark was also a joke so I didn't understand the point you were making.

Anonymous 18-10-24 19:44:00 No.13396

>>13393
i was adding to your joke

Anonymous 18-10-24 20:44:43 No.13398

Kaczynski and Posadas
>>13378
>"If I can't dance, I don't want to be a part of your revolution,"
That's not a name thing but the kinda thing you put into lyrics and Wingnut Dishwashers Union already did that.

Anonymous 19-10-24 03:43:41 No.13401

F A GG OT PATROL

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