No.6721
>be me
>hang around R. J. Dio's circle in the late '60s
>tell him "Hey, Ronnie, you should form a different kind of band called Elf, this doo-wop thing is done"
>he forms the hard rock band Elf
>be me again later, in 1975
>"Hey Ronnie, this Elf thing is limiting you, you should join our mutual friend Ritchie Blackmore's band Rainbow I think he has some really cool ideas"
>Ronnie James Dio joins seminal '70s metal band Rainbow, producing such classic albums as Rising and Long Live Rock & Roll
>Be me, 1979
>"Hey RJ, a little band called Black Sabbath is looking for a new vocalist, I think you might be up to the task!"
>Ronne James Dio joins Black Sabbath, rejuvenating his career and launching him into heavy metal superstardom
>Be me
>hang around R. J. Dio's circle in the early '80s
>tell him "hey Ronnie, you should sing a little song called Holy Diver"
>he sings "Holy Diver"
>flash forward 26 years
>be me
>"Hey Ronnie, don't eat those french fries, they look pretty carcinogenic"
>it was the one time he didn't follow my intuition
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