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I don't have dreams

>>665453
I've had many dreams where I could suck my own penis, they were all wet dreams

started dreaming recently. one i was scared to go to work

>>665480
Funnily enough, I actually just woke up from a dream this morning where I was sucking my penis, and I didn't cum, am I getting better at this?

in my last dream i was brutally murdering people as i was simultaneously and awkwardly trying to put on clothes in a dreamscaped version of my grandfathers house. i woke up with a terrible headache.

I keep dreaming about women stabbing me.

I saw a man yelling at his gf and sometimes getting almost physically violent so I started following them. At some point they hug and apparently make good, so I start leaving, but the man runs after me and takes me down with a double leg I think. I trap him in my closed guard and he starts trying to get up. Somehow I catch his left leg and manage to execute a toe hold which makes him scream, then I stand up and leave.

I dream of working

I dreamt I almost raped someone and my mind was "yo man what the fuck" and I woke up in panic.

>>665818
Get better at this: NOT using "funnily enough" ever again.

I smoke and eat and just generally ingest too much cannabis to dream with any regularity. Just a short bit I can remember for a few moments after waking, and only every week or so, and it's when I have to wake up and go back to sleep.

That's one of the few little downsides to near constant use that I've noticed. The flipside of this is getting little naps and being super relaxed comes very easily and whenever I want.
And the flipside of THAT is being up at weird hours of the morning smoking bongs and surfing leftypol because time has no meaning and the only reason to sleep during the actual night is to avoid the noise of chirping birds outside the windows. Can block out the sun, cannot block out the sound. Wouldn't want to either.
There's no true restful sleep during the day. Even when all your friends and family know you don't want to be bothered the phone still rings and people occasionally knock on the door and life generally happens by day. Neighborhood car doors shut and noises happen from time to time, quiet and sparsely populated as it is.

But one recurring type of dream I've always had and still get from time to time is the one where I need to find a bathroom (because of course my body needs to go in reality) and can't. One regular feature is that there are rooms with strange levels and many floors divided by diagonally descending halls and corridors. There's often muddy standing water or even sewage on some floors, though I don't recall having the power of smell in dreams. But usually I slosh around from out of order toilet to blocked passage until I eventually wake and go take care of business, moving by nightlight and sitting down to piss, doing everything I can to keep from fully waking myself up. It's at those times I can sometimes return to dreaming.

I dreamed of a snake wearing a vest.
What does it all mean, Basil?

>>666287
This is the worst. Especially when you don't particularly love your job. The bad part is it just feels like you're at work when you're not. And when you wake up FOR work you feel ripped off.

I had a dream last night where I got into a fight with Megan from Class of '09. Pic related.

>>671193
>anti-VN VN

urgh

i dont remember much but i went to a german island were they never adopted christianity and were still pagan to this day. i stayed at some german familys home and participated in some weird ritual where you had to kiss a bunch of people. they were weird and really judgemental. some girl was pressuring me to kiss some guy in this ritual because i guess thats what youre supposed to do, so i kissed him, then everyone got mad because a foreigner isnt supposed to kiss an inhabitant. also they had other germans as slaves too

>>671259
interesting

i just had a dream. it was leaked that something big was happening on the 29th of september. something world ending. we didnt know what it was exactly, but trump accidently posted something on twitter which fanned speculation. some people thought it was related to an expansion of the ukraine war, or maybe an asteroid which was anticipated to hit earth.

I had this one some months ago: my penis was covered in leeches which I very painfully removed only to discover that they had laid what I assumed were eggs. these eggs were like shiny black spots firmly attached to the skin
I almost go to the hospital after waking up because I was convinced this was my body telling me I had a really bad std cooking

Keep having this nightmare repeately occuring at random nights each month. of old college friends and students entering in this giant bathhouse, with blue bathroom marble flooring and statues, steam everywhere dim lights and water dripping on the floor around the giant steamy public onsen, where they were all half naked sitting by the pool, girls and guys looking extremely happy, some girls even were barechested, having fun, as some kind of orgy was about to take place but for some reason a guy standing at the door of the place is always forcing you out, you're not invited because "you're you", and it made me angry trying to sneak in through the ventilations or underneath the water pipes, inside the clothes cart. under the bathouse, and how everytime i heard women moaning from sex or was this close to getting closer a girl, that guard footsteps as if he's looking for you gets closer and i need to hide again while the girl just smiles at you, fully naked and laughs, a girl that resembled somone you might have seen at old college.