/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>665543
No.
No.
My dad got into information security early, became something of a local expert and wound up making a good deal of money in consulting. He had a bunch of different jobs, but they were consistently over $100k.
No. More like a volcel.

>>665572
If you are vol that means if I asked you could you get laid by next weekend could you confidently say yes?

I don't find my mom hot. I don't think she would ve been thought as hot.

I don't know

My father never earned more than 12$ per hour no more than 30 grand per year American.

Never had sex and I'm over 30

>>665639
No. More as I'm not trying to get laid and continually failing, but that I don't try to get laid and don't really do anything to get laid. All I really do is go to work and then come home and goof off until it's time to go to work again. I don't really go out or try to meet new people. So its mostly just a personal choice. And while I wouldn't say I'm hideously ugly, I'm hardly anyone's dreamboat either, so I couldn't say that I'd definitely get laid this weekend if I actually tried.

>>665543
Apparently she was when she was younger, I was born when she was in her 40s so I never really knew.

Yes.

My fathers a doctor so quite a bit, but not enough to own multiple homes or yachts or anything we just had a decent house in the suburbs and a pool and a lot of people around me didn't have what we have,

Depends on how you define incel. I'm a 32 year old virgin, but i don't identify with incel ideology. I consider myself a leftcel of sorts but thats as far as it goes.

>>665543
>Is your mother hot?
Hell no.
>Were you born via C-Section?
No.
>How much does/did your father make (at his peak)?
Millions of dollars
>Are you an incel? (strict definition, not necessarily right wing)
Nope.

yes
no (i had a water birth)
~£26,000 ($35,000)
yes

>>665694
aren't they afraid he might breath in water?

>>665687
>I was born when she was in her 40s
This explains so much. Sorry I made fun of you in the relationships thread luffyposter.

1. She was almost 40 when she had me
2. Yes
3. 120k a year before 2008
4. Yes

>>665741
Babies famously need to be spanked before they breath as they don't breath in the womb. I dunno. I'm not an expert. I also know they get palsy when they get stuck in the birth canal and can't breath.,

>>665694
first time ive ever seen someone giving birth in my life, and with gravity being imposed as it should be

Damn I didn't realize how many guys here come from fairly high income families. Only that British guy and me come from lower income households

>>665543
Hot, sexually? No.

Possibly.

95,000 a year as an estimate. Hes a petit-bourgeois that had a Nigerian oil refinery business where 2 people killed themselves in. He genuinely did try to make an effort in raising me but fell short in actually improving the house conditions.

Stone-cold.

>>665543
>Is your mother hot?
Maybe was, but she's old as hell. Even kinda in old pictures she always has a stupid kind of expression. Probably pretty autistic. I love her. Also I guess I have a thing for girls with light brown hair specifically probably because of her. I always thought it was dumb that brunette means both brown and black hair when they're completely different.
>Were you born via C-Section?
No and both me and my brother were apparently large babies? I remember everyone always marveled when I tell them I was 10 pounds and my brother was 13 pounds. My mom said I was painful because she did it before epiderals were the thing? and my bro was 13 but she got it and therefore it was no problem birthing. She had us both old as fuck too. Me at 34 and him at 38. I ended up a midget so maybe it was all the weight in my head. I remember this guy making fun of me in middle school saying that I must've been so lopsided as a baby with a giant head struggling to keep it up. They always made fun of us as kids for having big heads. Called us Jimmy Neutron. I guess it's probably the best thing to be tormented for. A bunch of no frontal lobe having knuckle-draggers making fun of you for having a big brain,
>How much does/did your father make (at his peak)?
He worked a union job at the MTA until retirement. He was making like $80-100k. My mom ended up making more than him at her job she worked the whole time I was alive as well until retirement but she was making less than him at some points. I don't know if you factor in the pension. It was mostly even tho.

>>666127me
>>665543
>Are you an incel? (strict definition, not necessarily right wing)
Missed the black text. I wouldn't say so. I was just walking down the street yesterday in New Orleans and these Black servers were standing on the sidewalk smoking on break or after work ort something, they were all in fancy old-timey uniforms. And this guy said:
>She's looking for a boyfriend(pointing to a woman)
I just kept walking. I wasn't on enough drugs to really mingle inhibited.
as I was walking away he called out to me:
>she'll be here tomorrow!
>She needs some of that!
I think she said something and he said
>And bring flowers!
>The real! Not the fake Kind!

>>666127
>mom said I was painful because she did it before epiderals were the thing?
Do you think electricity was invented in 1989?

>>665543
Yes.
No.
Plenty.
Yes.

>>666369
>Do you think electricity was invented in 1989?
Ignore, I am not that interested. Whatever reason same advanced hospital didn't give her one in 1990, but gave her one in 1994. I dono, I don't care. You almost hit the year on the head.

Well OP what the fuck is your theory

>>667147
Seconded. Think not fucking is probably a wide category with many causes.

>>665543
I'd say yes, or at least she certainly was for most of my life. Still looks good for her age.
No
Not sure, maybe 70-ish thousand dollars a year? My mom was always the breadwinner, she was making around 300k a year for a while.

>>667150 (me)
Oh, and no I'm not an incel. Married, trying for kids.

What's the theory chief? When's the theory coming?

>>667192
>>667147
>>667148
Incels come from unfeminine women and from men on the low end of the socioeconomic totem pole. Dad must have had the resources to attract one, if he was a Chad then maybe the income wouldn't matter. But actual Chad's are rare so income is a better indicator of your father's ability to obtain a quality mate. Also most people end up in their parent's income bracket, you in 2025 will likely be an incel if your dad made dogshit during his working years. You also were probably raised by an opportunistic scumbag who managed to collide his genitals with your mother's once. If your mother is ugly, you couldn't be born vaginally (lmao you are perfectly pussy free) and your dad was/is poor you are highly likely to be an incel.

evopsych thread

>>667391
Yeah that's retarded and had nothing to do with what I posted. I think you should get a real job OP. This freud shtick isn't really working for you.

I was just thinking this psycho-analysis is just like those fake psychics who make probable guesses about a person by like common attributes, but even dumber, because at least the psychics have to come up with correct guesses otherwise they look stupid. As a psycho-analyst, even if your guess is wrong, you just tell them that they're wrong, and you know them better than they know themself.

>>667484
It would be great if the psycho analyst sucked my dick after they were done analyzing my psyche. I would prefer a female psychoanalyst to do that though. At least I'd get a return on my investment

>>667481
I do have a real job, that's why I forgot about this thread. Luckily, I only fix machines.

1. She was when she was younger
2. Yes
3. ~65000 € before tax
4. I consider myself one since I’ve never been in a relationship and only had sex with prostitutes