[ home / rules / faq ] [ overboard / sfw / alt ] [ leftypol / edu / labor / siberia / lgbt / latam / hobby / tech / games / anime / music / draw / AKM ] [ meta ] [ wiki / shop / tv / tiktok / twitter / patreon ] [ GET / ref / marx / booru ]

/siberia/ - Off-topic

"No chin, no right to speak."
Name
Options
Subject
Comment
Flag
File
Embed
Password(For file deletion.)

Not reporting is bourgeois


File: 1747928209552.png (2.44 MB, 2360x1080, ClipboardImage.png)

 

muscle thread dieded

Muscles are out of the vogue, now we love pudgy women.

>your city will never get pillaged by this horde of amazonian barbarians
>you will never be captured as a slave and taken to their homelands
>their leader will never fall in love with you and adopt you as her personal concubine
WHY. THE FUCK. LIVE

i think OP would like marilyn amber's page alot idk

File: 1747948425400.jpg (7.52 KB, 186x271, images.jpg)

>>668488
oh god

File: 1747948652109-1.jpg (49.7 KB, 550x412, spear-throwing.jpg)

is their skin made out of metal? no real armor, bring crossbows to your village and these amazonians won't get close enough to rape your men
you know what, not crossbows, bows and arrows, even a line of javeliners with a line behind is enough

File: 1747949369762.jpeg (49.08 KB, 701x438, roman jak.jpeg)

>>668497
>ALRIGHT MEN! HERES THE STRATEGY THEYRE NOT WEARING ARMOUR SO WE SHOOT AT THEM FROM A DISTANCE, READY YOUR BOWS AND REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING
<YES SIR

>*ground starts to tremble as the horse riding amazonias appear in the distance*

>ALRIGHT WHEN I SAY 1….
>3…
>2….
>*the amazonias are now at a considerable distance and the sounds of cavalry and their war cries in their barbaric language can be heard vividly. some men start shaking but they still trust their leader and ready their aim upwards*
>1… SHOOT!!!
<GAAAAHHH

>*arrows start flying everywhere but the keen eyed general soon notices its having no effect, their arrows are landing and sliding right off like the women are made out of metal*

>WHAT THE FUCK THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. WHATEVER THESE ARROWS ARE TRASH ANYWAYS, LETS DO PLAN B, READY YOUR SPEARS
<AAAAAAHHHH *they dtart charging*

>*one by one their spears break upon contact whit the amazionians glistening muscles, pure steel not standing a chance agaisnt their raw strength*

>WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
<AAAAAAA RUNNNNN
>*soldiers are being beheaded left and right, a disorganized retreat starts to happen, some are trampled by the incoming horses while others are captured and carried by the amazonias to be brought back as valuable slaves*

>NOOOOOOOOO CLOSE THE GATES ROME IS GONNA HECKING FALL THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPEN

>*entire city is sacked and burned to the ground, hundreds of thousands die and many more are enslaved*

File: 1747950261973.png (546.63 KB, 516x720, ClipboardImage.png)

>>668504
were there any gothic volunteers fighting alongside amazonia?

>>668504
Was there any rape, anon?

>>668504
Rome was historically progressive, though. Also you and >>668512 are trans


Unique IPs: 5

[Return][Go to top] [Catalog] | [Home][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ home / rules / faq ] [ overboard / sfw / alt ] [ leftypol / edu / labor / siberia / lgbt / latam / hobby / tech / games / anime / music / draw / AKM ] [ meta ] [ wiki / shop / tv / tiktok / twitter / patreon ] [ GET / ref / marx / booru ]