With the animal election close at hand, we call for all other cute party factions to vote hedgehog - this will ensure the victory of our party over the bird and jellyfish menace
Birds are terrible animals: they rape each other, steal food from children, and shit on working people's cars.
The jellyfish are known cheaters: it is all but confirmed that they rigged last years election and most likely cheated in this years preliminary election as will. They claim that they were the ones to secure the yugo q&a, but this was an achievement of the people, not their fascistic administration. Their party is named after a known bigot after all!
Vote Hedgehog so that leftypol can be represented by an upstanding animal that stands for true socialist democracy and fights for the working class! For a better Siberia and a better leftypol!
>>670676Owls and eagles prey on hedgehogs - we can take care of ourselves thanks
Under the marxist-hedgehogist dictatorship of the cutietariat, all hedgehogs and other such creatures like rodent and marsupials, will receive firearms training as well as martial art training in order to fend off birds of prey
>>670701I am a faggot, have sex, take meds, and touch grass daily
And I am voting for the bird party
>>670735>has an endocrine system incongruent with their brain>makes an ideology out of itpeak primate bullshit
thanks for imposing it onto innocent creatures, you actual albanian
t. reptile enjoyer
>>670322 (OP)
How does the Hedgehog party respond to last night's raids on Hedgehog terrorist cells? Numerous libertarian, bourgeois, reactionary and even ameriKKKan literature and iconography, along with a slew of other illegal items, have been found and these groups designated terrorists and criminals agaisnt humanity.
I know I shouldn't say this and it goes against professionalism… but as the writer of State News I am just a normal person like anyone else in the Nation and I can't just stand by seeing you do this… We all know you are evil terrorists deep down, the people are just waiting until you are finally exposed and arrested by our state protectors. Nobody believes this fake news you keep spouting, and as a journalist I'm apalled by your lies. The people have had enough of your ameriKKKan liberalism, be prepared because soon you will get what you deserve…
>>671424This is consistent with the bird's fascist ideology
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