The opening of Universal's "Epic Universe" theme park.. . I took a count of exactly one child.

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Anonymous 26-05-25 16:00:11 No.670329

The opening of Universal's "Epic Universe" theme park.

I took a count of exactly one child.

Anonymous 26-05-25 16:04:42 No.670330

That's a theme park? It looks like France.

Anonymous 26-05-25 16:07:11 No.670332

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>disney adults

Anonymous 26-05-25 16:23:49 No.670336

oh my soy

Anonymous 26-05-25 16:33:19 No.670343

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>>670329
>Featuring
>The Wizarding World of Harry Potter™ — Ministry of Magic™ 
>SUPER NINTENDO WORLD™
Because they market this shit to millenoids.

Who in their right mind pays at least 140 freedom bucks to visit this shit.

Anonymous 26-05-25 16:44:34 No.670344

If you had kids you wouldn't be able to afford to go there.

Anonymous 26-05-25 17:08:21 No.670356

What are the economics of this? Like there is no way they are making profit here, right? I mean fucking Dark Universe? What a joke. Even in this video, for their grand opening, it looks there are at most couple hundred people.

Anonymous 26-05-25 17:14:05 No.670365

>>670343
Stupid expensive

Anonymous 26-05-25 17:29:15 No.670378

>>670365
Family of four, no food, no drinks, no accomodation - 600 buckaroos.
Add food, drinks and, in case you do not live next door to the park, accomodation for a night or two - at least 1500 freedom buckaroos.

Anonymous 26-05-25 17:39:03 No.670386

Damn… I should start reading Baudrillard. He has been proven right.

Anonymous 26-05-25 18:30:50 No.670404

Hypemen are so inept at their job. Saying "wow" and "this is crazy" isn't a selling point, it's filling dead air–which highlights the presence of said dead air.

Anonymous 26-05-25 21:00:55 No.670444

>>670356
That's the thing, isn't it?

They're getting this excited over a bunch of failed and has-been franchises, along with some second-hand Nintendo. Literally clicking your fucking heels over some warmed over Universial properties.

Anonymous 26-05-25 21:08:17 No.670447

>>670404
>Hypemen are so inept at their job. Saying "wow" and "this is crazy" isn't a selling point, it's filling dead air–which highlights the presence of said dead air.
That's why people worship talented hypemen like ishowspeed. If there was any dead air, he'd just do a backflip.

Anonymous 26-05-25 21:10:31 No.670449

>>670343
>$5, aka a 0.9% discount for kids tickets
>Adult starts at 10+ anyways
Lmao. Why did they even bother. It's just insulting when you pretend to give people a discount which is not a discount at all. It's like a slap in the face. Just sell one goddamn ticket at that point.

Anonymous 26-05-25 21:14:33 No.670450

>>670343
i saw that logo on one of the waddling fatasses backpack and thought it said PIG

Anonymous 26-05-25 21:16:50 No.670451

Is this a good place to plappmax or whatever you call it?

Anonymous 26-05-25 21:19:26 No.670453

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>>670451
>plappmax
… you mean have sex?

Anonymous 26-05-25 21:22:10 No.670456

>>670453
I guess I meant get picking up fat women to make your girlfriend or whatever. But yea I guess sex too

Anonymous 26-05-25 21:24:58 No.670457

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>>670456
Just go anywhere in America to plabmaxx. If you really want to supersize it, head to a Walmart in a rural area. I swear to god most of the people I saw there were spherical.

Anonymous 26-05-25 21:59:30 No.670464

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>white millennials

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