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What would you do if you were a deliveryperson and you see Dasha opening the door like this?
207 posts and 77 image replies omitted.

>>687310
i wish her mouth was buried in my crotch with my legs around her neck like a lock

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>>687310
>>687314
You're fooling yourselves, she's the average skinny white girl, I work with three or four women that look like dead like her, this is actually pathetic.

>>687177
no, kill her with a shotgun

>>687331
We don't step outside enough to see that many women

>>687235
Who is noah kulwin I mean

>>687344
That's a skill issue, hell my wife's hotter than her and I don't even consider that a brag.

>>687357
Well good for you

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>>687358
It is good for me, and it never would've happened if I'd spent all my time simping for some media grifter. Be better to yourself, please.

>>687360
>>687357
I bet your wife isn't even hot.

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>>687361
Debatable, but still hotter than your con artist christian crush.

>>687331
humblebrag

>>687331
She's not white, she's Slavic.

>>687595
They're both made up, and she still looks like any skinny white girl, don't matter if she's fuckin Etruscan.

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This feels like a fever dream.

>>687362
Is the pic your wife?

>>689821
wtf dis b yappin bout

>>690180
>Dasha after recording that episode

She’s a little too thin for me. Okay let me put it another way, there are some petite and thin chicks I like but usually a specific kind of petite and thin chick.

What if Dasha gained weight?

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>>690845
>What if Dasha gained weight?
Not like that

>>690459
Did someone beat her up?

>>690855
>Encephalitis is most often due to a virus, such as: herpes simplex viruses, which cause cold sores (this is the most common cause of encephalitis)
Dasha has encephalitis. It is caused by her STD/STI (sexually transmitted infection). This explains her 'rightwing' turn and often bizarre statements/actions.

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Oh hi, big fan. You look way healthier since you beat your eating disorder. What, gained weight? No haha, I didn't say that, you just look uhh healthier now. Anyway here is the pizza you ordered. Enjoy your meal!

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>>691499
Dasha is prettier but shes just another attention whoring grifter 💔

Bash her head in in minecraft and frame Ukrainian ultra-nationalists.

When does Dasha divorce so I can steal her

>>691856
why wait

>>691499
Sauce?

She looks like a death camp survivor look at those legs

>>691858
True she needs a big socialist cock to make her drop her stupid Peter Thiel funded tradgirl act

>>692110
Seethe roastie. 100% would.


>>692159
>100% would
This doesnt mean what you think it means

>>692164
What do you think I am meaning by this?

>>692110
Do you, by any chance, happen to be American?

>>692165
By that you wanted to contradict me. You didnt. She is malnourished

>>692168
Is america known for good nutrition?

>>692170
No, it's known for being full of fatasses that have never seen a skinny person in their lives.

>>692171
Actually that's wrong. I encounter a lot of skinny people.
Although they are more plentiful in childhood than adulthood

>>692059
That porn actress is named Angel Cakes

Maybe it's best to only simp for Dasha because:
Lottery winners often report depression after initial euphoria.

>>692419
>implying her husband is depressed when he has dasha

>>692588
Maybe he has imposter syndrome?

>>692589
but he still has dasha it's like crying in your lambo am I supposed to sympathize with you

>>692665
True. What a lucky guy.

>>692676
Yeah lucky guy. If he can get Dasha he can hit up some of the red scare pod ladies or maybe someone else. I imagine he'll have a side piece or two

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>>692697
Why would he do any of that when he has Dasha?

>>692701
Because he can


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