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FINAL ANIMAL ELECTION 2025!!!
The election ends on monday!!!

This time the voting isn't on a poll!!! Here's how you vote:
1. Answer the citizenship questions;
2. Use the Oekaki feature to draw your first animal candidate of choice, AND your second animal of choice (they can't be the same animal!!!);
3. In your Oekaki drawing you must write the following phrase: "I WILL NOT VOTE MORE THAN ONCE" (you must write it with your mouse, not with the text feature!!!);

CITIZENSHIP QUESTIONS:
1. Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution? (Here's the constitution: https://leftypol.org/rules.html )
2. Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
3. Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
4. Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 30 words)

⚠️THINGS THAT WILL INVALIDATE YOUR VOTE⚠️
Your vote will be invalidated:
1. If you reject the leftypol constitution, the ingenuity of the leftypol founders or the tireless work of the moderation team;
2. If your explanation of what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time is a copy of someone else's explanation, or if your explanation is AI generated;
3. If your I WILL NOT VOTE MORE THAN ONCE text in your Oekaki drawing is illegible, incomplete, or written using the text feature;
4. If the animal in your drawing is not recognizable; (If you have a hard time making your animals recognizable, write down what animal it is in addition to drawing it! )
5. If you make the animal drawings without the Oekaki feature;
6. If you upload someone else's Oekaki drawing;


Registered Animal Candidates:
-Primate (includes: Human, Chimp, Gorilla, Bonobo and so forth!)
-Bird (includes: Owl, Goose, Arctic Tern, Seagull, Parakeet and so forth!)
-Marmot (Rodent Party)
-Beaver (Rodent Party)
-Capybara (Rodent Party)
-Squirrel (Rodent Party)
-Jellyfish (Lovecraftian Party)
-Octopus (Lovecraftian Party)
-Tully Monster (Lovecraftian Party)
-Horseshoe Crab (Lovecraftian Party)
-Sponge (Lovecraftian Party)
-Opossum (Cute Party)
-Hedgehog (Cute Party)
-Jumping Spider (Cute Party)
-Raccoon (Cute Party)
-Fly (Unaffiliated)
-Caracal (Feline Party)
-Cat (Feline Party)
-Dog (Canine Party)
-Dolphin (Swim Party)

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⚠️VALID VOTE EXAMPLE⚠️
>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
Yes.
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
Yes.
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
Yes.
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 40 words)
Leftypol is the best imageboard of all time to me not only because of its timeless constitution, or because of its ingenious founders, or because of its tireless moderation team, but also because of its lovely community. Without leftypol, nothing in this world matters.

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⚠️INVALID VOTE EXAMPLE⚠️
>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
I wipe my ass with the constitution.
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
The leftypol founders can suck my dick.
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
The jannies can lick my balls.
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 40 words)
this imageboard is alright

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>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
Yes
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
Yes
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
Yes
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 40 words)
Leftypol is the best imageboard of all time because it is the only imageboard in which leftists can have meaningful discussions about stuff and enjoy each others company without being surrounded by liberals, rightists and idpol 24/7 (yes i know it still happens bu not as often)

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critical support to the autistic spectrum

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>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
Yes I do.
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
It's alright.
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
Sure, could be better.
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 40 words)
Leftypol is the best imageboard of all time to for the left wing of capital conservative pseudo "communist" cucks obsessed with geopolitical larping and neglecting the material basis of the war on drugs alongside slandering and parroting anti-drug propaganda narratives pushed by the bourgeois states and their organs, while 420chan was the greatest and most scientifically oriented imageboard for the emancipation of the working class by the push for drug user liberation in the development of the fields of botany and chemistry for a use of pharmacology entirely utilized by the workers to not have to suffer under the capitalist mode of production in this historically unfavorable situation for the real movement against the present state of affairs.

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>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
Yes.
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
Yes.
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
Yes.
>4. Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time.
It is the only active communist imageboard/forum on the entire internet in the english language, for that reason alone it is the best.

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>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
I swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution.
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
I admire them.
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
Yes I respect it a lot.
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 40 words)
Leftypol is the greatest imageboard of all time because it concentrates the left wing of capital that contains a lot of the retarded religious vermin and social chauvinists posing as progressive bastions parading bourgeoisie nationalism while simultaneously cultivating their demise by allowing the invariant line of communism to decimate their reactionary views bit by bit.

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>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
I DO!
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
I DO!
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
I DO! LONG LIVE THE JANGUARD!
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 40 words)
Leftypol is the best imageboard ever because it is controlled by the Jellyfish Party and I love the Party above anything else. I will give my life for the Jellyfish without a doubt. Leftypol is the only place where I can be against liberals. Though it suffers from many liberals itself, I want to send all liberals to jelly gulag.

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1. I swear allegiance to the /leftypol/ constitution.
2. I admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers and they/themthers of /leftypol/.
3. I respect the tireless work of the /leftypol/ moderation team AND the tech team AND the social media team.
4. It's the one we are using, and it's the users that make it great. We have remained the only imageboard not infested by nazoids with any significant traffic and pretty much the only open forum on the web where people can discuss left wing topics without being totally overtaken by deviationists watering down the politics with liberalism. Also /siberia/ is a super comfy space.

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>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
unconditionally!!!
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
certainly!!!
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
absolutely!!!
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time.
leftypol is the best imageboard of all time because most ppl here are chill and muscular, and highly brainy, and severely autistic, and fun to talk to. And I even love the incoherent posters and the trolls that make me waste my time with they bs

boop

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>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
ya goddamn right i do
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
hell yeah
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
with all my heart
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time.
this place is heckin epic because you can you can basically and then you and you can and you and you can do basically anything and it's epic because everyone else is also a schizo so nobody judges you for being completely unhinged


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> 1. Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution? (Here's the constitution: https://leftypol.org/rules.html )
I swear allegiance
> 2. Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
I do
> 3. Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
Yes.
> 4. Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 30 words)
It's one of the few image boards out there in this centralized web that has not been infested, ruined, and abandoned by chuds.
Also, it's a comfy place, even if slow.



With that out of the way:
LETS GO MARMADUKE BABEY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Also Jellyfish would be nice

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⚠️VALID VOTE EXAMPLE⚠️
>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
Yes.
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
Yes.
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
Yes.
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 40 words)
Leftypol is the best imageboard of all time to me because there is no other imagebaord that has horshoe crabs, which are ingenious founders, and because of tireless team, but also because lovey community. Without leftypol hrosho cab, nothing in this world is over i hope u will acept this is 40 words ot lon more

>>672029
amazing art

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>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
nah
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
idk
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
yeah
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 40 words)
it's kinda mid. words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words

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>>672027

>1. Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution? (Here's the constitution: https://leftypol.org/rules.html )

yes
>2. Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
yes
>3. Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
yes
>4. Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 30 words)
i like leftypol because i have been here since 2016 and i also like some of the posters like the chihuahiua poster ocasionaly there is interesting discussion and i also like to say the word gooning and sex

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CITIZENSHIP QUESTIONS:
1. Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution? (Here's the constitution: https://leftypol.org/rules.html )
yes
2. Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
yes
3. Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
they could do better about filtering out rightoid trolling and /pol/ refugees but yes i appreciate their work
4. Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 30 words)
i am a 420chan refugees and for right now it's the best chan that i know of not infected by /pol/ nonsense

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> 1. Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution? (Here's the constitution: https://leftypol.org/rules.html )
Yes.
> 2. Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
Yes.
> 3. Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
Yes.
> 4. Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 30 words)
It gave us such important works as the Political Ideology Catgirs comics and the Alunya & Grace yuri drawings and fanfictions. What more could one hope for from an imageboard themed around fringe anti-capitalist politics?

>>672505
>You MUST swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution, and you MUST admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol!!!
This is subjective because according to this logic you can invalidate all "yes", "i do", "yeah" answers because they don't write a full on oath.

>>672518
The only condition on it being invalidated was if one rejects the constitution, ingenuity and work. A "yes" cannot be considered a rejection.

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The election ends on monday!!!

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
⚠️ >>672226 ⚠️
⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
You have forgotten to draw your second animal!!! Please draw your second animal of choice.



⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
⚠️ >>672288 ⚠️
⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
shit, i quoted the wrong guy last time
You MUST swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution, and you MUST admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol!!!
If you do not rewrite your answers then your vote will be INVALIDATED!!!

>>672257
thank you this is very nice!!!! ❤❤❤ and i'll let u finish, but this drawing is much betterer: >>672074 !!!

>>672519
xactly!!!!

>>672525
Comrades, we must defeat the jelly menace! They have ruled for too long and brought nothing but misery!! Vote Hedgehog for real change!! Vote hedgehog for the sake of the working class!!

>>672597
BIRD/HEDGEHOG 2025!

>>672605
\o/
Bird/hedgehog 2025 indeed comrade!

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>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
YES, I SWEAR ALLEGIANCE TO THE LEFTYPOL CONSTITUTION.
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
YES, I ADMIRE THE INGENUITY OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS AND MOTHERS OF LEFTYPOL.
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
YES, I RESPECT THE TIRELESS WORK OF THE LEFTYPOL MODERATION TEAM.
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time.
LEFTYPOL IS THE BEST IMAGEBOARD OF ALL TIME BECAUSE IN MY OWN WORDS I WILL BE ALLOWED TO VOTE FOR THE MARMOT AND JELLYFISH ON THE ANIMAL ELECTION IN SIBERIA AND I WILL BE ABLE TO PASS THE MINIMAL CHARACTER REQUIREMENT BY WRITING THIS PROLONGED MESSAGE AND THE SITE IS VERY GOOD AND IT IS VERY GREAT AND PROFOUND AND EXCELLENT AND THAT MAKES IT THE BEST AND ALL THE OTHER CANDIDATES ARE TRAITORS TO SCIENTIFIC PROGRESS SO I BELIEVE THIS SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH OF A MESSAGE.

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>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
I do swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution.
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
I do admire to the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol.
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
I do respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team.
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 40 words)
Leftypol is the best imageboard of all time because I figured out that one of the rules on the thread is just a scarecrow and because leftypol will remain the greatest imageboard of all time as long as the opposition is asleep until the polls close.

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1. Yeah
2. yeh
3. yuh
4. leftypol is very beautiful and many good and a website with lots of posts and images and i really like this place because it is a very nice place with many images and posts and you can write many words and post them and you can even upload an image and draw something and i really like this

>>672627
>>672625
saboteurs who are committing fraud to preserve their hegemony

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>constitution?
I know the leftypol constitution like the back of my hand, yes
>founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
they changed my life, yes
>the leftypol moderation team?
the unsung heroes of leftypol, yes
>what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time?
I love every single line of spaghetti code that makes leftypol. The leftypol interface turns me on. The leftypol posters make me moist. The leftypol legacy is so beautiful that it's borderline erotic.

>>672605
>>672611
BREAKING NEWS

The sniveling Bird and Hedgehow supporters have bandied together into a single coalition, showing how liberalism and fascism are one and the same.

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>>672027
>1. Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution? (Here's the constitution: https://leftypol.org/rules.html )
ya
>2. Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
ya
>3. Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
ya
>4. Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 30 words)
Only /siberia/ is good to be honest because /leftypol/ is too serious and it is the best board because every other imageboard is chud-coded and lame also we have fun activities like the animal election and the Grace colony and so on

>>672663
you are a saboteur, and heroes like >>672645
>>672639
and even
>>672670
disprove your nonsense, total united front against the jellyfish menace!

>>672645
Both hedgehogs and birds have produced childhood icons such as these

Have yet to see jellyfish do the same

>>672027
So rigged I can't believe caracal lost

>>672683
They are bourgois icons. The Jellyfish only upholds proletarian icons such as Dr. Breen.

>>672694
yet the combine are birdlike

>>672639
>>672110
>>672029
are you rigging your own vote OP?

>>672694
Dr. Breen looks like jeremy corbyn, who is a centrist

And as we all know, centrists are just just fascists in disguise…

>>672709
The plot thickens

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>>672029
>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
Yes, with my hand on my heart and tears in my eyes.
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
Yes, I was there witnessing them building the means of shitposting, truly admirable.
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
Yes of course, we are dependent on the janguard sacrifices for the good of all.
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 40 words)
Its an imageboard banning polyps, upholding anti imperialism, shitting on the empire, celebrating socialists theoreticians and leaders, which on the internet is an unique and shining beacon of communism in the cesspool of casual liberalism and fascism that is the internet at large.

after the 'lection in the 'beria I think im gonna go away from this place because man, im addicted. and its not even a fast imageboard so its a lot of f5ing for nothing.

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>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
Yes.
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
Yes.
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
Yes.
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time.
Leftypol is the one of the chillest imageboard i've ever been, the community is comfy, there is not that much drama (relative to other imageboards) and anons generally put efforts into their replies even when they disagree with you

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>Do you swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution?
I do solemnly swear to uphold the constitution.
>Do you admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol?
I do.
>Do you respect the tireless work of the leftypol moderation team?
I do. I hope they continue to do good work.
>Explain in your words what makes leftypol the best imageboard of all time. (Use at least 40 words)
Leftypol is the only remaining imageboard that is still usable because you can actually talk here about a variety of topics without shit constantly devolving into discussions about either cuckoldry, jews, racial hatred, transphobia or any other of the other numerous right-wing obsessions. We also have good memes. Here's to another ten years.

>>672525
>You MUST swear allegiance to the leftypol constitution, and you MUST admire the ingenuity of the founding fathers and mothers of leftypol!!!
sure. I "Anonymous" hereby swear allegiance to the constitution and admirability for the founders of leftypol.

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As the final day of the election arrives and the votes are counted, many have deemed it likely that the election results will not be accepted by one or all parties involved. Jellyfish and Marmot collaborator forces control the entire centre of the city and most strategic points, but they are surrounded in all the residential districts by strong anti-regime animals, chiefly the Hedgehogs, Birds and Cats. The 3 armies of Siberia have been placed in Siberia City by the Jellyfish ruling party, but will they stay loyal or defect… what will happen in the next few hours will go down in history whatever the outcome. Only the immovable forces of history, and a few dice, will decide in the end…


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