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if youre a male and dont look like this, what the FUCK is your excuse?

My hair retains grease like it's a Sham-Wow if it gets long enough to be effected by wind, let alone as long as I'd rather it be.

>>674339 (OP)
Hey OP,

The nature and wording of your post makes me suspect that it's possible you are a woman! If this is true, could you please grip your thighs together really tight so I can rhythmically slide my penis between them until I reach orgasm? If not it's no big deal but it sure would mean a lot to me :D

Kind regards,
Glownonymous

being over 25 years old

I'm not white nor a teenager

i'm not an ace attorney prosecutor

I'm bald

But I do have designer clothes that make me look like the failson of an aristocrat.

incorrect genetics and incorrect age

>>674339
don't look up how he looks like now

>>674367
post it

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>>674371

>>674375
Hes still sexy. In fact, for a white man at his age, he looks damn fine.

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i'm ethnically ukrainian and in my mid 20s

>>674392
Still cute

is there a vid of him getting stretched by bbc

eurocommunist above me

I look like this

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>>674339
I work for a living

I like cheese and I don't like exercise.

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>>674394
it'll get worse tho

>>674425
It depends. As long as you don't drink or smoke too much and get plenty exercise

i don't want to look like this

>>674339
I do but I hate my curly hair so I shave it off.

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oh another nazimaxxxing poster

>>674375
He aged elegantly

>>674485
He did, all you have to do is not be fat and not go bald.

>>674426
>As long as you don't drink or smoke too much and get plenty exercise

are you not familiar with ukrainians?

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anime has given countless straggots body dysmorphia

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>>674392
>i'm ethnically ukrainian
not a valid excuse

long hair is too masculine, what am I, a lion?

>>674339
For what? Your eyes? Poke your own eyes out if you don't like seeing me as me.

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>>674392
Mogged

Glominus, what OP typed could've was,
>If you're a male and you don't like this, what is your excuse?

>>674392
Slav women are touted as being amongst the hottest but their men are kinda iffy

>>674624
it has and it's likely terminal. like, there's a very large chance i'll end my life over this shit. i know what i could look like, i see people like that online. there's no real logical evidence against feeling like there's no point as living as *not* that "unrealistic" standard, all i get are angry normal people screaming at me to, effectively, put my head down and keep [eventually] serving their material gain. idk.

Women say I look like che geuvara

under communism we will have body altering devices and every male will look like a cute twink

under communism we will have body altering devices and every male will look like a jacked ninja turtle

>>675039

Humm, but what would happen if you looked like an anime boy- what would be its utility? was there someone who had your heart beaten so that you want to attract them?

under communism we will have body altering devices and every male will look like a 7ft giant with a third leg for a cock


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