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Not reporting is bourgeois


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lol imagine the stats today, must be only manchildren remaining

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>>675892
Funny about the Nintendo Switch coming out conveniently in a period of profound social and economic turmoil and unrest against the government, and thus birthing one of the most pathetic consoomerist tweets i've had the inconvenience of seeing

>>675893
Leftypoloids bitch about people finding comfort in small things and then get surprised when we constantly get suicidal threads in sibera

>>675893
>the solution to suicidal thoughts is having enough disposable income to buy the same console on launch day twice
lol no shit

>family sized pizza for a single person

fucking americans LMAO

>>675894
>small things
theres $1000 in that pic

>>675894
>you can never derive comfort from things without seamless self-indulgence. hyperconsumerism is the cure to suicide ideation instead of actual self-improvement you stupid fucking chud
Did you come from reddit?

>>675897
>hyperconsumerism
we just making up words now

>>675897
>You can't have fun and enjoy small things you have to continue grinding your net worth for the capitalist rat race
Also holy shit man he's just buying a gaming console not going to vegas and blowing up his kid's college fund for hookers and cocaine. Wtf are you people talking about "hyperconsumerism". Again proving my point that all these shit about le funky pops are just jaded bitter people unwilling to see other people being earnestly happy

>>675900
youre right consumerism isnt a real thing and moralizing about it is stupid but not your retardation about happiness or whatever, proletarians simply dont even get the chance to engage in it in the first place

>>You can't have fun and enjoy small things you have to continue grinding your net worth for the capitalist rat race

you can, but dont call yourself a proletarian just because you waste all your disposable income on garbage instead of investing it

>>675901
Yeah they do dude i have prole neighbours down here in the third world and they spend most of their free time drinking in taverns and chainsmoking cigs, that's not fundamentally different than an Amerikkkanoid playing Mario party 69 in his switch

>>675903
>drinking booze with friends is like spending over $1000 on video games
lol illiteracy striking again with "property can be 5 bucks" shit

>>675904
>Hobbies that i like vs hobbies that i dont like
555-oh come on

>>675905
speaking of illiteracy lol

>>675903
>I'm from the """third world""" I know what proletarian means!!
Shut up idiot.

>>675900
Nobody who owns a wall filled with plastic figures resembles an immiserated wage worker who has nothing to sell but their labor, get fucking real. You are moralizing about it all the same just like the idiot above but with a positive spin on it instead.

>>675908
I agree with your hate, but how does owning a bunch of crap preclude you from being a prole?

>>675900
Or, brace with me here, idolizing a lifestyle where you derive happiness from the prolonged consumption of commodities that provide instantaneous pleasure of no practical value with little to no moderation is precisely the thing that drives up depression and continually sustains the addiction economy of capitalism. You are capable of being happy through real self-improvement without functioning as a cog for a subnetwork that only exists through preying on your limbic system. This isn't a thing restricted to a singular class, it (some more than others within differing countries and cultures) affects each and every single one of us from birth and to death within this bourgeois system.

>>675912
Nah, I'm going to jack off every day and buy Nintendo

>>675908
>Proletariat isn't defined by their relation to means of production but how horrible their living conditions are
Yep, next you'll tell me that baristas aren't real proles

>>675916
They are proles but also just generally lazy and useless people

>>675909
The objects themselves are irrelevant, it's owning considerable reserves that precludes you from being considered immiserated. Because capitalism is about competition, whether you invest or consume is irrelevant to the equation too, otherwise failing small businesses would be considered proletarian too for being bad at competing with others.

>>675916
>muh baristas
You braindead American fatasses really only have one talking point, huh? Imagine being such a simpleton subhuman you think relation to capital is a binary of owning a literal fucking business or not and that communism is a necessity to people living cushy lives. No science here at all.

>>675917
Baristas can be from whatever class. Plenty of them are people working more than one job, college students, etc.

>>675912
Anon you can cloud your rhetoric with as much lefty words as possible but
>where you derive happiness from the prolonged consumption of commodities that provide instantaneous pleasure of no practical value
Isn't Marxism that's Buddhism, where all fulfillment of desires is seen as despairful because they are all ephemereal and will end one day
I'm not saying that there is no merit there, but you can't pretend to be epic ultrascientific marxist and then goes off to spout reformulated Buddhist morality. The reason why depression are up today is precarity of wages and not consumption of commodity, we have always consume commodity under capitalism but depression in the west only escalated in the recent decaded which coincided with collapse in real wages and stripping off of the welfare state not people playing bing bing wahoo


>>675919
You're the one contradicting yourself here retard, if we rank proles based on rate of immiseration then petit bourgs and shopkeepers in the third world should be considered proles because they are objectively more immiserated than the average Western worker who owns a sizeable amount of dollar reserves

It's weird that people specifically hone in on the switch for the "manbaby console" criticism when anything you could use to justify it applies to all consoles.
>>675903
Holy larp they even called it a "tavern" like they live in D&D. Please go touch digital grass and learn what 3rd worlders actually do for fun. (hint: they also have technology)

>>675924
My god, if you own property then you fucking obviously are not an immiserated propertyless reserveless wage worker.
I know this shithole is filled with illiterate morons but this is way too much, lmfao.

>>675924
That's right kkkracker labor aristokkkrat

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>>675924
>if we rank proles
nobody is doing that, you either are or arent

>petit bourgs and shopkeepers in the third world

third world is not a thing

>they are objectively more immiserated than the average Western worker

you are a retard

regardless of country, a petit bourgeois who loses their capital in whatever form it takes simply joins the proletariat

a proletarian who loses what little they have joins the fucking HOMELESS

>>675927
uyghur where do u think the word tavern comes from it comes from taverna

>>675928
>>675930
Bruh, one of you say that proles can have houses and the other says that trve immiserated proles can't own any property
All of this from discussion about whether playing super mario 69 makes you less of a prole, escalate the contradictions

>umm actually there is nothing wrong with owning a console
<One billion leftkkkoms immediately slide to your reply to fact check you about the trve proletariat

>>675895
>a single person
Projecting much?:

>>675953
I mean it probably is a DINK couple with one pizza and one switch 2 per person

>>675893
if the only reason you have to keep living is meaningless hedonism you might aswell kill yourself. holy shit i hate consoomers so much

>>675969
as opposed to meaningfull hedonism ?

>>675974
yeah like gooning to anime

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>>675969
look i also hate consoooming but buying a switch 2 isn't even that bad. it's one console with occasional game purchases that will keep you busy for years, it's much less disgusting than people who have 100 purses or pairs of shoes or watches

>>675976
why are your negative examples about women

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>>675893
And is that fucking pineapple? just send this young one to the camps at this point

>>675975
Gooning is a discipline. It takes time and effort to build a goon library, a goon station, and prep for a session. Buying Nintendo and calling pizza isn't the same.

>>675978
>And is that fucking pineapple? just send this young one to the camps at this point
fun fact:
>Sam Panopoulos, a Greek-born Canadian, created the first Hawaiian pizza at the Satellite Restaurant in Chatham-Kent, Ontario, Canada, in 1962.[1][2] Inspired in part by his experience preparing Chinese dishes which commonly mix sweet and sour flavors, Panopoulos experimented with adding pineapple, ham, bacon, and other toppings.

>Hawaiian i the most popular pizza in Australia, accounting for 15% of pizza sales.[27]

>>675981
>Hawaiian i the most popular pizza in Australia
No surprises there, it's really good.

Damn y'all are pushing me to love Nintendo to keep being a contrarian.

>>675977
the watches one was about men, since afaik more men are into watch collecting/accumulating

I'll also add funko pops and videogame collecting to round out the list

>>675976
true, its not that bad, but whenever i see someone with a nintendo console i automatically assume the worst

>>675927
Nintendo is uniquely childish. Combine that with the fact their doubling down on portable gaming for MFs that cant just read a book or play something on their phone. Then, ya I think its a little deserving of the hate.

How are portable gaming consoles a thing when smartphones exist? The only way to make it float is running an IP racket.

Yall be hating on Nintendo for no reason other than aesthetics. Not even for their scummy mercantility

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>>676007
That's just because you let 4chan soy bullshit colonise your brain, Nintendo is a pretty anti consumer corporation sure but it's not really that much worse than other gaming brands and many Nintendo games are dare I say it fun. Let people enjoy bing bing wahoo

>>676010
"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."

>>676012
Name one good mobile game

>>676012
Phone games are all quite trash. But id still rather play a mobile game if I had to over Switch. Seems dumb to buy a watered down toy like that when you could just save up for a PC or something.

>>675892
>>675893
>Workers aren't allowed to enjoy stuff!
This is an anti-worker position. Marx enjoyed drinking.

What's wrong with being a manchild?

>>676044
You know it's funny that youth recreation is pathologised while adult recreation, despite having actual risk to body and mind, are tolerated.


Drinking is seen as mature and manly, while video games are seen as detrimental.

>>676044
Marx was not a worker.

>>676056
He didn't own the means of production.

>>676057
He did not work for a wage either.

>>676056
turns out its really hard to hold a job when you were being tracked by authorities in various countries

>>676052
There are worse things in the world but people generally don't like suboptimal males so they often get called man children

>>676063
It's lowkey silly.

>Fucking capitalism/neo-feudalism!!!

<meanwhile
>Why aren't you pulling up your bootstraps?!

>>676044
To which it'd be almost expectant of someone to turn into alcoholism when you sacrifice most of your connections and are being hunted directly from the state to which you go into hiding for the rest of your life. Neither would I personally think of Marx as the person to gorge himself on ultraprocessed perishables and flaunt how it's directly contributing to his lack of suicide ideation.

>>676063
This.
Meanwhile, most high profile criminals are often men who are of a higher station.

Most of our sexual predators and bank robbers are usually married men with a decent job/career.

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>this thread

the whole point of the proletariat is that they are those who do not have any capital in the form of businesses or land or even reserves of capital to fall back on and just end up occupying the most unskilled stratum of labor and live off wages that just allow them to exist

Switch 2 vs. Steam Deck

>>676287
if i could afford either id go for the steam deck but the average deck owner makes me feel theyre the vegans of portable gaming

>>675894
bruh 4chan is 1000x more suicidal than leftypol

>>675893
should I buy a Switch? i'm already a loser anyway

>>675969
this describes me. is it over for me?

>>676286
Wow someon's busy this week!


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