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Hitting the Wall Edition

Last thread: >>672533

>>677219
>got myself an ugly practice gf and to boost my ego, grew attached, forced myself to dump her, and now feeling lower that I have even been
You fucked up bro. Beg for her to take you back.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
Ah you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
She'll always give you peace of mind

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

>>677471
Women deserve less

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i'm starting a new college this next semester. It's a computer science course. I wonder if there are gonna be any qt non reactionary homos, or if it's gonna be all autistic and reactionary neckbeards

>>677489
Chihuahaposter is gay????? I like him even more!!

>>677495
He's a sissy.

Very
>>677497 cool
>He's a sissy.

>>677469
>posts picture of a decent looking woman
>muh wall
moid reactoids love this thread

Waiting for my gf to get birth control is killing me. Condoms really turn me off even though it only feels a little worse. If she's not willing to risk unprotected sex my brain just screams she's not into me. I've started imagining this girl with a similar body I hooked up with around the time we started dating whenever she's riding me.

>>677471
Tactical Trvke.

>>677495
gay brazilians fuck wit chewahwahs

>>677471
I never understood people who care what their friends think of their partners looks, probably sex starved jealousy.

>>677546
>doesnt want to get preggo
<she not into me
chuddiest behaviour

wait do people actually have sexo in university?

just discovered this is why teachers get angry when more than two students make an excuse to go to the bathroom at the same time

>>677589
Bro how else is he going to keep her around if he doesn't knock her up?

>>677591
I guess normal people do. You probably don't I didn't either

>>677489
Good luck mano

>>677591
not the engineers

>>677589
Bro I just want to hit it raw.

>>677546
If she's a keeper you should impregnate her asap so she doesn't leave

>>677546
birth control changes who your gf is attracted to dummy

>>677591
I doubt it's because they're having sex, where would they even do it? The bathrooms are gender seperated.

>>677662
if you think there was ever anything preventing people going in the opposite gender restroom, you are one highly regarded figure.

>>677663
Shame, beration, rumours, etc.
just doesn't seem like a good place but really depends how horny and low inhib they are

This board is so dead. Months ago these threads would fill up in only a few days. Thanks mods

>>677669
it's summer so all of the sexhavers went outside in order to "live life" instead of humblebragging in this thread

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>>677661
So do the crazy pills most girls are taking. Also you'd think all the blackpill ragebait posters itt would be happy with this outcome.

>>677681
Tonight I'm going to dance for 4 hours straight then demand head from my gf because I'll be too exhausted to fuck.

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Which glownonymous is the best glownonymous ITT?

>>677681
Humblebrag, fornicate, luxuria and shitpost, why not all?

A major sexual operation is going to take place in 16 days. You have all been warned.

>>677471
>Not taking into account the physiognomy levels of the potential offspring

>>677681
Most sex havers often have to make plans to do the deed.

>>677663
You're forgetting that they place separate gendered restrooms opposite of each other.
Also, security cameras.

Also, this isn't the good old days of pre-2007.

>>677469
>A modest cute looking girl as the OP pic of the thread

>The current theme of this issue of sex and relationships is "hitting the wall


Smh

>>677489
Pls don't use potential mating as the motive for college enrollment. Not saying you cannot hook up but don't get your hopes high in that department. At the end of the day, money talks. And good looks.
Otherwise you gotta get some hobbies.

>>677546
You are an ungrateful old shithead.

>>677669
I wish these threads would die off tbh

>>677799
>>A modest cute looking girl as the OP pic of the thread

>>The current theme of this issue of sex and relationships is "hitting the wall


>Smh


Yeah OP is probably the resident blackpill

>>677661
hmm my wife stayed with me both before and after she went on birth control so maybe I'm just magic

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>>677661
this alone is hilarious

>>677799
>Not taking into account the physiognomy levels of the potential offspring
<physiognomy levels

>>677507
trvth nvke

>>677806
>blackpill

Luffy Poster. Please stop jumping on the bandwagon of ignorance by mistaking red pill for black pill.

Black pill is not giving a fuck about anything.
Red pill is just petty gossipping for beta cucks.

>>677800
Are you willfully ignorant?
You know you can go to jail as man for going into the female restroom? That would be considered sexual assault.


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>>677941
i imagined her as a man, and even an attractive man with no skin conditions and it still looked like a loser, why do all things like neetism and incelism look cooler when women do it 😔😔

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>>677943
you fool she's the rapist

>>677941
She would be perfect if she was around 10 cm taller.

>>677947
i'll never understand the height obession for girls and boys
perhaps because i'm the type to fuck anyone if they are cute

>>677949
i hate it when people are a differant hight then me, but i cant see tht getting in the way of sex

>>677949
For real people, sure, but if we are making original characters donut steel, we might as well make the women tall.

>>677947
You know what I like taller women too. Short women aren't as attractive to me. And by taller women I mean women that are 5'6 or taller. Preferably between about 5'6 and 5'10. I'm only about 5'6 myself but I wish I was taller so I could measure up better with this height of women. Although it doesn't really matter because I don't date anyways but I just wanted to state my preferences

>>677489
maybe if it is fancy and expensive
third world computer science course = chuds only

>>677944
Because you focus too much on women as beauty objects and because most of these women you look at are supermodels or drawings, not real life average women?

>>677810
What did I say that was so wrong

>>677799
>Most sex havers often have to make plans to do the deed.
that's DISGUSTING

>>677959
tell me more :3c

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>>677959
>>677963
shit the i was raped spammer met the rapefiend

>>677967
Vince McMahon definitely approves of rape.

>>677968
i could swear seeing him order a female wrestler to undress on national telivision as a kid

>>677969
Then he would've told her to lie on the floor while he squats over her face opens his butthole and lays a massive Dookie right on her face

>>677956
Nah, young women are just naturally more sovlful.

She looks nice OP. Can I have her number?

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>>677941
women are always trying to escape the orbit of being basic; "im not like other girls". but in fact…
they are like other girls.

>>678216
>they are like other girls.
yeah nice and sweet and perfect

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>>678215
She'd be 43 years old now unfortunately. Probably has kids and shit. I wonder if they know about her short-lived career in softcore pornography.

>>678222
Cool. She's close to my age

>>678222
Can you just tell us her name or dump the photoset or something

>>678222
Do you think Vince McMahon would've a dumped a steaming load on her face if he'd gotten the chance to?

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is sleep molestation common in committed relationships?

Is AI porn socialist?


I finally talked to a woman when I was out skateboarding, it was awkward but I felt good doing it. We had a short but nice convo.

I also went to a small music video shoot today and met some cool ppl so I’m finally feeling confident again that I can actually have a social life again. My loneliness level has been off-the-charts so this is all good news.

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What advice would you give her?

>>678409
I wouldn't give her advice I would probably just r🦍 her tbh

>>678409
I'll be her bf I'm a total doormat

>>677941
>"femcel"
>has a GF
Why are women like this?

>>678409
It's ok if you don't except any effort from your partner either, but the sad part is that she will find some poor simp that will.

>>678423
A lot of lesbian couples apparently stop fucking like a few months after becoming a couple

>>678436
Well youre partner has the same genitalia and body as yourself so there is no missing piece of the puzzle so to speak

>>678439
✂️

>>678423
If it's not Chad it does not count.

>>677469
Who is the girl in picrel she’s actually really cute

>>677976
I know it isn’t really funny but I cracked up reading this

>>678447
he's going to post more of her today. keep an eye on the thread

>>678423
so what you're saying is, the cure to male incelism is getting a twink bf

>>678222
It's official, Millennials and early Gen Z are yesteryear

The personal conversations I have with women unironically sound like this

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>>678221
>>677944
>>678212
Simps are gonna simp.
Why aren't you extending this positive sentiment to older women?
What if young women looked like pic related?

>>678502
What about tomboys

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>>678502
I call it a transgenderism
rhymes with Grug

>>678509
not really a tomboy

>>678502
Young women are angels. Unfortunately the longer they reside in this profane world the more of their heavenly essence dissipates.

>>678511
So you admit your praise of female youth is based only on artwork and porn.
Good to know


>>678509
Real life tomboys would dress more boyish than this

>>678513
What about older women?
Or young men?

Depending on how you answer will tell me if you're a simp

>>678515
>older women
Some manage to hold onto their spirit longer than others, but as the body ages it becomes harder and harder to contain within. In the end, they all end up as husks.
>young men
Men are not ensouled. However through interactions with women they can get to know soul, and construct an approximation of it within material world. Sort of a philosophical zombie kind of situation.

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NEVER GOON!

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>>678526
So educational!

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>>678526
this but unironically, even her just miming the act is hot af, i love masturbation

>>678526
does she have onlyfans where she makes the same vid but is nude and actually cooms

>>678534
No, but she makes vids where she pretends she cooms for the audience of retarded coomers.

>>678537
hot hot hot

>>678537
I found that she did do nudes before but they're kinda disappointing she's one of the type of girl that looks hotter with a wrapper on
The other one was itscarlyjane

>>678544
Can you post them

>>678545
this tbh

>>678545
just look up her username bro it's in the vid she made a new acct under miaishappyyy as well

>>678555
Why can't you just post them?


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